ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[Payne]

Nobody is namecalling, you fucking turdburglar. Now shut your pedantic face-anus.

This made me giggle.

I unleashed a guffaw.

I pinched a shartlet.

[Cain]

I pinched a shartlet.

Was it called Jeff?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

And I'm not sure why people have beef with Glittersnatch, I think he's OK, if unspectacular.

[East Coast Hustle]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

I dont know.
What do I have to do to become spectacular?

[Doktor Howl]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

I dont know.
What do I have to do to become spectacular?

Well, you could stop acting like Wade.

[Jasper]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

I dont know.
What do I have to do to become spectacular?

To be spectacular, lose the monocle and acquire some spectacles.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

I dont know.
What do I have to do to become spectacular?

To be spectacular, lose the monocle and acquire some spectacles.

Id sooner die.

Well, you could stop acting like Wade.

Who is Wade?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Don't get all satisfied.

Why aren't you spectacular?

I dont know.
What do I have to do to become spectacular?

To be spectacular, lose the monocle and acquire some spectacles.

Id sooner die.

Well, you could stop acting like Wade.

Who is Wade?

A Canadian hamster whose head was too small.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Well, you could stop acting like Wade.

Who is Wade?

Wade was a fucknugget with occasional pretensions to not being a shithead, but in the end he never could keep the reigns on his shittiness. It often came out in the form of saying shitty things to people who didn't deserve it.

I don't think you're even 1/8th as much of a cockass as he was, but allow me to help clarify the Doktor's advice.

The next time an idea for a snarky post directed at somebody enters your mind, pause and consider: (a) is this really as funny as I think it is? (b) Is there a reason I'm giving this person guff, or am I just being snarky for the hell of it? (c) Is this kind of humor called for in this context? (d) When in doubt, don't post.

Not calling you out for any posts specifically, at least I'm not. Just a bit of advice from a 3-year-old poster who had to learn these lessons Back In The Day.

And by "Back In The Day" I mean the days when people like pre-Ressurection Payne and some horrible bastard dubbed "The Good Reverend Roger" (he died, or so I heard) stalked the forum, armed with elephant tazers and bowel disruptors. We n00bs back then learned our lessons the hard way, or not at all.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, you could stop acting like Wade.

Who is Wade?

Wade was a fucknugget with occasional pretensions to not being a shithead, but in the end he never could keep the reigns on his shittiness. It often came out in the form of saying shitty things to people who didn't deserve it.

I don't think you're even 1/8th as much of a cockass as he was, but allow me to help clarify the Doktor's advice.

The next time an idea for a snarky post directed at somebody enters your mind, pause and consider: (a) is this really as funny as I think it is? (b) Is there a reason I'm giving this person guff, or am I just being snarky for the hell of it? (c) Is this kind of humor called for in this context? (d) When in doubt, don't post.

Not calling you out for any posts specifically, at least I'm not. Just a bit of advice from a 3-year-old poster who had to learn these lessons Back In The Day.

And by "Back In The Day" I mean the days when people like pre-Ressurection Payne and some horrible bastard dubbed "The Good Reverend Roger" (he died, or so I heard) stalked the forum, armed with elephant tazers and bowel disruptors. We n00bs back then learned our lessons the hard way, or not at all.

This fucking retard is every bit as bad as Wade, and with the exact same MO.

Example:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26963.0

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hrmm... I guess Glittersnatch has flown under my radar, unlike Wade. I'll agree that was a pretty shitty post, but I stand by my advice. If he can follow it and shape up, he'll have graduated above Wade-status (who never could stay balanced on two legs for more than a few posts at a time).

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

A)I dont even remember making that post
B)Its called a bad joke not an insult.
C)Your saying Im a bad person for being snarky with people but I seem to remember you equating me with a Pharmacist refusing life saving medication to a poor patient in one post? I consider that just a bit more offensive than an offhand remark.

(This is aimed at Dok not Cainad)

[Doktor Howl]

Hrmm... I guess Glittersnatch has flown under my radar, unlike Wade. I'll agree that was a pretty shitty post, but I stand by my advice. If he can follow it and shape up, he'll have graduated above Wade-status (who never could stay balanced on two legs for more than a few posts at a time).

If it was his only shitty post, I'd agree.  But I can't be arsed to dig any more up, so I'll just let you guys figure it out on your own.

[Doktor Howl]

A)I dont even remember making that post

Your mental problems are not my concern.