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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 05, 2010, 04:06:42 PM

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Richter

#15
November 05, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
A very careful, planned martyr with bail, legal counsel, and sympathetic press contacts ready to go.

You're right on Dimo.  We all know folks who are up for weird fun, we just need to get them into it. 
"Improving" various adds outside around the city, especially the anti abortion ones at Planned Parenthood is my first idea.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 05, 2010, 05:12:15 PM
I think it's time we started posting pics of the hilarity (voluntary, of course), though perhaps we should create a null account to do so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
November 05, 2010, 05:50:40 PM

And they will wake up screaming.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#18
November 05, 2010, 05:57:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 05, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
A very careful, planned martyr with bail, legal counsel, and sympathetic press contacts ready to go.

This, you mind-reading bastard.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Reginald Ret

#19
November 05, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
Am i doing this null account thingy right?
acc: Hivemind
Pass: Password
Still waiting for approval (since when is that required?)

Note to legal peoples trying to use this to screw me over: fuck you, i'm not afraid of anything you can do to me.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
November 05, 2010, 06:08:08 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 05, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
Am i doing this null account thingy right?
acc: Hivemind
Pass: Password
Still waiting for approval (since when is that required?)

Note to legal peoples trying to use this to screw me over: fuck you, i'm not afraid of anything you can do to me.

Yep.  I approved it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#21
November 05, 2010, 06:23:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:06:42 PMBut what of it?  It's really hard to be happy without a fight, and picking on the hapless dems and their glassy-eyed followers was like punting a retarded child.   Makes a horrible noise, and just isn't a challenge.

But now the yahoos are back, and I love them.  They spazz out at the drop of a hat...Or, for that matter, the drop of the enormous butt-lumber I left on their local office door stoop last night, in a frenzy of joy.  I had eaten turkey meatloaf, and the embedded bits of corn and peas made my offering look appropriately festive.
I was trying to figure out why it is that I enjoy making fun of Republicans so much more than I enjoy making fun of Democrats, even though even though I find them equally absurd, but that's it.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:26:34 PMIt's fucking Friday, right?  There's no time like the present
You are going to LOVE my excuse as to why I can't get started today.



My family has tickets and we are all going to go see "America's Got Talent" live tonight.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
November 05, 2010, 06:34:46 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 05, 2010, 06:23:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:06:42 PMBut what of it?  It's really hard to be happy without a fight, and picking on the hapless dems and their glassy-eyed followers was like punting a retarded child.   Makes a horrible noise, and just isn't a challenge.

But now the yahoos are back, and I love them.  They spazz out at the drop of a hat...Or, for that matter, the drop of the enormous butt-lumber I left on their local office door stoop last night, in a frenzy of joy.  I had eaten turkey meatloaf, and the embedded bits of corn and peas made my offering look appropriately festive.
I was trying to figure out why it is that I enjoy making fun of Republicans so much more than I enjoy making fun of Democrats, even though even though I find them equally absurd, but that's it.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:26:34 PMIt's fucking Friday, right?  There's no time like the present
You are going to LOVE my excuse as to why I can't get started today.



My family has tickets and we are all going to go see "America's Got Talent" live tonight.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#23
November 05, 2010, 06:43:10 PM
I'm in.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Remington

#24
November 05, 2010, 07:42:13 PM
It shall be done.
Is it plugged in?

The Wizard

#25
November 05, 2010, 08:11:34 PM
Already got a potential recruit. Hoping to convert a teacher sometime soon.

I'm trying to come up with some things I can do that are tailor made for a small town.
Insanity we trust.

President Television

#26
November 06, 2010, 01:03:50 AM
I'm pumped now. I'm not expecting any success, seeing as everyone I meet is creeped out by me and wants nothing to do with me, but I'll see what I can do.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Phox

#27
November 06, 2010, 02:22:24 AM
I accept your challenge.

Convert count:11/2. Monday we begin a GASM.  Will send pictures.  :lulz:



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
November 06, 2010, 02:48:22 AM
I am not sure how to count "converts". Bloody stumps or worshipful entourage?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#29
November 06, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
If I convert a young-earth Creationist, do I get double points?
Is it plugged in?
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