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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 05, 2010, 04:06:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
November 06, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Remington on November 06, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
If I convert a young-earth Creationist, do I get double points?

For a second I thought you said "a double penis".
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Phox

#31
November 06, 2010, 03:11:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 06, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Remington on November 06, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
If I convert a young-earth Creationist, do I get double points?

For a second I thought you said "a double penis".
:fap: :fap: :fap:

Remington

#32
November 06, 2010, 03:55:44 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 06, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Remington on November 06, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
If I convert a young-earth Creationist, do I get double points?

For a second I thought you said "a double penis".
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CHECK AND MATE
Is it plugged in?

Juana

#33
November 06, 2010, 04:27:00 AM
I just roped my favorite Mormon into this. He says he'll do the best he can, and will try to subvert his missionary companions. I love this guy.  :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
November 06, 2010, 05:12:05 AM
Latter Discordian Saints? Man, that's awesome!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#35
November 06, 2010, 05:17:30 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 06, 2010, 04:27:00 AM
I just roped my favorite Mormon into this. He says he'll do the best he can, and will try to subvert his missionary companions. I love this guy.  :lulz:

OH
MY
GODS

:lulz: :lulz: :fap:

Triple Zero

#36
November 06, 2010, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 06, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
If I convert a young-earth Creationist, do I get double points?

TRIPLE, no QUINTUPLE POINTS!!!!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cuddlefish

#37
November 06, 2010, 07:47:57 PM
My bass player texted me.

Parker: Want to do something?

Me: Sure. What?

Parker: IDK, spread propaganda or drink something.

Me:  :evil:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#38
November 06, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
I'm guessing that you and Parker are opting for a little bit of both  :D

I did a little bit of recon today to see what ideas I could come up with and implement. Man, I'm glad I bought that little memo book. Mostly today I think I'm going to be planning/possibly recruiting, then heading over to the gf's and see how she's feeling. But, I've got some eggs that I can drop in choice areas on the way there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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#39
November 06, 2010, 09:33:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:06:42 PM

There's no time to sit still and post observations about the stupid monkeys that surround us.  We must ACT, we must PUNISH THE MONKEYS.  WE MUST ALL DO SOMETHING GROTESQUE BEFORE WE DIE!  ERIS DEMANDS IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Or Kill Me.


:banana:

I'M ON IT!
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Nephew Twiddleton

#40
November 07, 2010, 06:51:51 PM
Two converts.   :evil:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
November 07, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2010, 06:51:51 PM
Two converts.   :evil:

Really?  And have you accomplished anything with your new converts?
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#42
November 07, 2010, 08:30:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2010, 06:51:51 PM
Two converts.   :evil:

Really?  And have you accomplished anything with your new converts?

Not yet, working on it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#43
November 07, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
I've got one potential and mining for another.
The last thing I did was great fun but I'd like something with a bit more bite next.
Something silently horrible.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Wizard

#44
November 08, 2010, 10:00:45 PM
I'm going to approach one of my possible recruits tomorrow about participating in some Mindfuckery. So fingers crossed.

I'm also printing out Pope Cards right now. And I've got some poster ideas I'm going to do later this week.

Anyone have any ideas on how I should approach Operation MindFuck in regards to a small redneck town?
Insanity we trust.
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