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Airports discipline pilots for telling the truth.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, December 26, 2010, 08:05:51 PM

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Jenne


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 27, 2010, 08:52:29 PM
Appropo and he didn't even know--this is, ironically, what I just found in my email inbox from my husband:

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me
into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were
alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my
calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I
should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so
experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and
partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing
fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm,
full breasts in his hands, I

inhaled sharply. Probing, searching,
knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid
them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me
what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling,
holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."


THAT IS FUCKING WRONG!  :argh!:

BUT OH, SO RIGHT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 09:32:27 PM
You are a bad man.

So the Good People tell me, as they try futilely to cover their eyes and stop breathing.

They don't understand that I do these things out of love.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 09:34:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 09:32:27 PM
You are a bad man.

So the Good People tell me, as they try futilely to cover their eyes and stop breathing.

They don't understand that I do these things out of love.

Now Ron White is stuck in my head.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 09:34:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 09:32:27 PM
You are a bad man.

So the Good People tell me, as they try futilely to cover their eyes and stop breathing.

They don't understand that I do these things out of love.

Now Ron White is stuck in my head.

There are worse fates.  Ron White has the spirit in him.

More precisely, he has the spirits in him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 07:45:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 07:40:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 27, 2010, 07:17:25 PM
My problem with running our airport security the way the Israelis do is that they not only look at body language but also target people based on their accent and first language use.  So, you hear a guy with an Arab accent and boom! you know who your target is going to be!  Let's not sell ourselves the white lie that the Israelis don't use profiling in the worst of ways (with some reason, of course), and to use them as our ultimate example to me would be in many ways worse than what we already have.

They have that whole "Big Brother's Watching" at airports down to a T.  So no conversation is unmonitorable, no glance or dirty look uninterpretable as they see fit.  You want to talk about conditioning...

Then there's the Roger Solution to airport security...

I tremble at asking....

Too late.

My method is:

DON'T BE A PUSSY.

That's right.  If you're that afraid, take the fucking train.  If you're ON a plane, and some guy tries to light his bits on fire, either kick his ass, or sit there and laugh as he fails - once again - to perform a simple fucking task.

Terrorists just aren't scary.  They wander around with burnt genatalia and/or singed shoes, and the most competent of them use Goddamn BOX CUTTERS, fer Chrissakes.  So you kick them in the fucking business, and then get back to your $20 shot of scotch.

They're only scary if you're a sniveling little pussy, and have no business hurtling through the air in an aluminum tube in the first fucking place.  Instead of the perv scanner, they should have a guts test before they let you on the plane.  That would also remove the "nervous fliers" that plague me on every flight I make.  Fuckers ALWAYS sit next to me and spend the whole Goddamn flight whimpering.

I'd rather deal with a terrorist, to be honest.  They may be incompetent, but at least they don't whine.

Wasnt the last major bomb threat a dud too? Fuck, Im starting to believe 9/11 truthers, Terrorists are so incompetent the only way they could ever pull anything off is with government help.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Epimetheus

#37
Terrorists create terror* only in stupid people. I mean, terrorism kind of implies an ideology of terror - and it ain't got a hold on those who don't buy into the ideology. Fucking goons.  :lol:
Mittens, Roger.



* :scared:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 28, 2010, 05:23:47 AM
Wasnt the last major bomb threat a dud too? Fuck, Im starting to believe 9/11 truthers, Terrorists are so incompetent the only way they could ever pull anything off is with government help.

Dude, you mean the same government that let 260,000 documents leak?  :lulz:

Fact:  There have been precisely 3 successful attacks inside of America in 30 years or more, and literally hundreds of plots and attempts.  Sometimes they just get lucky.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

They're going to have to do better than fear.  I don't doubt they can and will, but I'll be damned if I don't make them.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 27, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
If it is even slightly related to the "give everyone batons and scotch" idea we came up with last month, sign me up.

I'm still a proponent of this approach. Give all the passengers a stick and a little whiskey, and they'll be HOPING someone tries to pull out a lighter on the plane so they can beat the fuck out of them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Adios

Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2010, 11:10:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 27, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
If it is even slightly related to the "give everyone batons and scotch" idea we came up with last month, sign me up.

I'm still a proponent of this approach. Give all the passengers a stick and a little whiskey, and they'll be HOPING someone tries to pull out a lighter on the plane so they can beat the fuck out of them.

God help that weenie accountant with the nail clippers.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 28, 2010, 11:12:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2010, 11:10:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 27, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
If it is even slightly related to the "give everyone batons and scotch" idea we came up with last month, sign me up.

I'm still a proponent of this approach. Give all the passengers a stick and a little whiskey, and they'll be HOPING someone tries to pull out a lighter on the plane so they can beat the fuck out of them.

God help that weenie accountant with the nail clippers.

It'll be the fucking Wild West in the sky.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Adios

A Leslie Nielsen movie just flashed in front of my eyes. We need to resurrect him.

Kai

Quote from: Able on December 26, 2010, 11:00:24 PM
The illusion of security must be maintained!

:lulz: to this and Roger's comments in this thread. Spot on.
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