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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1125
November 07, 2004, 02:24:12 AM
Karl Rove drops dead,
Who will replace the fat tard?
Only one man.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Next topic:  Lewis Carrol, but NOT anything having to do with Alice in Wonderland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bob the Mediocre

#1126
November 07, 2004, 02:49:32 AM
Through the Looking Glass
Is often mistaken for
The prequel to it.

Next topic, bad grammar
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Horab Fibslager

#1127
November 07, 2004, 02:57:24 AM
countra speakin
spellin my gramma 1337 is
step the fuck back

nt: back back ribs
Hell is other people.

Brother Grimm

#1128
November 07, 2004, 03:09:17 AM
Delicious meat-bits
Dripping with barbeque sauce.
Fallling off the bone.

Next topic: The "Duck-and-Cover" method of nuclear strike preparedness.
"I was tortured by the Japanese, if you must know, not a pretty story... I don't think they wanted me to talk, really; I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras."

Horab Fibslager

#1129
November 07, 2004, 03:13:03 AM
if i had an invicibility powerup
duck and cover might work
then all i would need is atomic sunglasses


nt: anythign you want as long as it includes at least one penis joke.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

#1130
November 07, 2004, 05:13:05 AM
penis = funny
funny, funny penises
say "penis", I laugh

8)

nest nopic; toomUch Jaegermeist
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1131
November 07, 2004, 05:22:24 AM
Quote from: Bob the MediocreThrough the Looking Glass
Is often mistaken for
The prequel to it.

Next topic, bad grammar

YOU CHEATED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaul

#1132
November 07, 2004, 12:35:48 PM
....?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

East Coast Hustle

#1133
November 07, 2004, 03:23:24 PM
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bob the Mediocre

#1134
November 07, 2004, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: Turd FergusonAgh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

8)

You could have downloaded it.

QuoteYOU CHEATED!

Did I?
I was going to mention Jabberwockey, but I remembered it was quoted in one of those.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1135
November 07, 2004, 06:16:28 PM
Quote from: Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: Turd FergusonAgh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

8)

You could have downloaded it.

QuoteYOU CHEATED!

Did I?
I was going to mention Jabberwockey, but I remembered it was quoted in one of those.

Snark Hunt would have worked.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

#1136
November 08, 2004, 12:49:01 AM
the avatar's gone!
wonder what turd will do now?
unsexy cartoon.




next round: the flintstones.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

#1137
November 08, 2004, 12:53:22 AM
you know you used to
argue over who was hotter:
Wilma or Betty?

8)

next up: haiku in l337!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Malaul

#1138
November 08, 2004, 01:43:19 AM
Quote from: Turd FergusonAgh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

8)
but but but
ITS FOAMY!
huggen an ESPRESSO machine

how is that not as sexy, if not MORE sexy, than my panties? :twisted:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

#1139
November 08, 2004, 01:44:15 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviithe avatar's gone!
wonder what turd will do now?
unsexy cartoon.




next round: the flintstones.
BUAHAHAHAHAAA :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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