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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#840
April 09, 2013, 05:39:06 AM
Aw, I missed Luna.  :sad:
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Freeky

#841
April 09, 2013, 05:52:56 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 09, 2013, 05:26:59 AM
That's a kind of terrible thing.

Tucson.  Afterlife.  No joke.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#842
April 09, 2013, 06:54:15 AM
I just found out that corn flakes were invented to keep people from fapping.
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Cainad (dec.)

#843
April 09, 2013, 07:30:10 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 06:54:15 AM
I just found out that corn flakes were invented to keep people from fapping.

I knew Kellogg was an anti-masturbation weirdo, but I'd never bothered to look too deeply into it. What a fucking freak. Even worse, he was popular at the time.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#844
April 09, 2013, 09:00:10 AM
What would you do with two feet of gummy worm? For $30, you can find out!
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Junkenstein

#845
April 09, 2013, 09:10:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 09:00:10 AM
What would you do with two feet of gummy worm? For $30, you can find out!

I've seen this product description before and it sure as hell wasn't on gummy worms:

QuoteEach World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life. Handmade in the USA. Available in seven flavor combinations.
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LMNO

#846
April 09, 2013, 01:37:44 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 09, 2013, 09:10:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 09:00:10 AM
What would you do with two feet of gummy worm? For $30, you can find out!

I've seen this product description before and it sure as hell wasn't on gummy worms:

QuoteEach World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life. Handmade in the USA. Available in seven flavor combinations.

:lmnuendo:

Luna

#847
April 09, 2013, 02:00:19 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 05:39:06 AM
Aw, I missed Luna.  :sad:

Still around.  Joy of the interbutts, time delays can happen.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Luna

#848
April 09, 2013, 02:58:08 PM
Also, I have been away too long.  There is only one thing to do.

I'm going to mark all read.

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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#849
April 09, 2013, 04:04:19 PM
:omg:

Q. G. Pennyworth

#850
April 09, 2013, 04:35:13 PM
Today is the day of ALL THE BAKINGS. So far only one thing has failed to cook properly, so that's something. Also, I'm terrible at planning. If you end up with less of something than everyone else, it's because I hate you (or math).

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#851
April 09, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
YAY LUNA'S BACK!!!

I will try roofies on him. Or something.

If I ever see him again. He didn't text me yesterday so maybe he's lost interest.

I am going to go play scientist now, back around I don't know fucking when, this is my long day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#852
April 09, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
HAVE FUN BAKING GOGIRA!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#853
April 09, 2013, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 09, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
I am going to go play scientist now, back around I don't know fucking when, this is my long day.

Have fun!
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#854
April 09, 2013, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 09, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
I am going to go play scientist now, back around I don't know fucking when, this is my long day.

Have fun!

Oh, fuck, she's going to do science to him...   :eek:

Hi, honey, I'm home. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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