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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2012, 06:45:42 am »
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2012, 07:02:25 am »
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.

You are a fucking inter-dimensional cop. THAT IS WHY!!!!!

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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 08:11:55 am »
TEAL TUESDAY / 6 AKBAL  {darkness }} after wind
YES i must look it up i need A nemomic? IIAK CCML MO
CEBI MCCB CA {NEVER MIND} WHAT2
1. Oregon is on the Pacific West  Coast
2: Portland? is a port city
3? the Williamette river passes thru the city
deviding East {Ni) From West {Hi) PCCc/psu0

{never mind} The Williamette flows into the Columbia
dumping a lot {i'll look it up) of fresh water into the sea
Call it $/gal tbc 00:10:00




Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.

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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 08:52:58 am »
00:45-53:10 i have no idea WHY the delay FF10.?.? new yesterday

discharges 10 times the combined flow of all the rivers of the world,
(Hmm}? sound fishey | 190000 cubic feet per second  ?gal
1 cfs = 448.8 gallons per minute | Just a Min
365d/y*24h/d*60m/h*450g/m*190000cfs=$40e12 per year
Forty Trillion Per Year (get it }?

Listen? i see absolutely no reason WHY
they do not build a pipe line from the mouth to
Mexico along the continental shelf
other than it would NOT be politically contreeversial.
With a tap for LA & another for SanDiago

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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2012, 12:33:10 pm »
teal TUESDAY 4:32AM
GOING FORWARD?/? the idea is rammed earth with plastic lining
instead of burried Iron PIPE
a machine {self propelled robot capable of compacting the earth around
it is sent {several of the parallel ) making tunnels SOUTH (Under water}
followed by the plastic installer to prevent water earth interaction
size & presure critical

4:45-55 at 04:54:33&1/3 AM
~~~~~~~
ocean
say 500 ft
------ top of ocean floor
100 ft ?
o o o o o o o o { many rammed earth parallel holes looking south
 o o o o o o o o {{ maybe a second layer  at -200? ft level?
   o o o o o o o o {{{ maybe even a third . rammed earth to
prevent the need of moving {digging) (well compressed for max
STRENGTH but not to much to require encountering problems
?? sure problems are 4seen. No  sediments ROCK floor
so yeah back to pumping stations there & Iron Pipe too
but most of the way RAMMED EARTH (Got It}?

5AM-  back to the math ?
teal tuesday still
starting from the internal warte presure {very funny D'La)
:04 search for water pressure 500 ft head
water pressure 500 ft head
http://www.accontrols.com/documents/FeetHeadofWatertoPSI.pdf
500 216.55 | 600 259.85 | 700 303.16 |  say 300? OK?/?
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above that / before that find depth of hole ???
depth of continental shelf sediments at 500 ft level
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_shelf
"PACIFIC COAST" continental shelf sediments
http://www.geologyclass.org/Seafloor%20Concepts.htm
= =
NEXT THE BORE DIAMETER
http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-french/bearing%20bore%20diameter
THUS I GUESS the answer is TWO(2) feet ? at 5:27:15My time
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2012, 07:03:49 am »
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2012, 09:48:45 am »
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I watched Jurassic Park 1 (rifftrax version) recently, and I was amused that the male main character was ridiculed for stating dinos might be birds :)
They actually knew that Velociraptor had feathers at the time of the filming, but left it out because it would have been too difficult and not what people expect (and not what was in the book).
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Okay, so hirley0 is robot with Multiple Personality Disorder? Or...?  :?
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2012, 01:43:34 pm »
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2012, 05:35:43 am »
Listen? i see absolutely no reason WHY
they do not build a pipe line from the mouth to
Mexico along the continental shelf
other than it would NOT be politically contreeversial.
With a tap for LA & another for SanDiago


I think Hirley just solved the water crisis.
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2012, 10:06:34 am »
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Re: They said Hirley0 HAS entered A second 1/4
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2012, 01:45:40 pm »
v READ DOWN v { i guess )Y
Read 582 times April 1St SUNDAY
i REMember April well. the only Creek, i have ever met. it was years
ago Maybe in the 90's or even prior. Prior to chief SeaTHaL or
sitting bull, red cloud, Maybe even prior to Holly Bear. April was
rare, beautiful, smart, friendly, chearfull, & full of life. very rare 1
about in the ERA of the Tinglet, what was his name? oh the years?
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627+1 6 IK{wind11PMb

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631+2 9 CHICCHAN 8:30AMp Asleep 13&1/3 Hr YES?Sum$
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2012, 05:56:16 pm »
Hirley0 was never at Dealy Plaza and he was at Dealy Plaza.  He was in fact in three different places in the plaza, and 4 states away, at the same time.  He knew that JFK was eventually going to start a nuclear war if allowed to continue, of course, but that never bothered him.  He was only there to confuse the shit out of people watching the Zapruder film.

Because he's a bit of a mystic, and supports conspiracies for their own sake.

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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2012, 03:27:46 pm »
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5 BEN (Fix) ({COIN) (Ag,T) (2CH2) LAUNDRY DAY: (K2Z) (K4m) (.0)
4 EB ($&) (4E')
3 CHUEN (meX) (Rn$) A Very busy gal
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2012, 09:01:22 am »
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Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2012, 06:48:55 pm »
I'm sitting in my office, filling out EPA forms.  The AC unit has an out of balance fan, which gives it a faint rattling noise.  Other than this, there is no sound at all.  My door looks out onto the ruins of the plant to the South, and beyond that into the desert.  It is very easy to convince yourself that you are the last person on Earth, meaninglessly tending the Great Machines, just to keep them running.

It is also very easy to understand entropy, in this situation.

But then I remember that Hirley0 is out there, fighting for the day after tomorrow, and I feel better.
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