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Literate Chaotic / Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on Today at 05:44:25 am »"Being a sociopath means never having to say you're sorry"
News:
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Hunter S. Thompson FOIA: LBJ correspondence
« Last post by Bu☆ns on Today at 04:07:43 am »This is hardly news. He spent 2 books and a ream of correspondence bitching that he didn't get the job.
I dig...i was more posting it for posterity as they had obtained the docs via FOIA req.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Bu☆ns on Today at 04:06:22 am »Not particularly politically importabt, but funny:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels
Dammit i came here to post that
( https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/trump-toad-penis-stormy-daniels-response-likely-forthcoming.html )
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“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 01:01:00 am »So, today I went from back spasms to incoherent raging pain.
Spent the day at the hospital again. I was hoping for kidney stones, really.
But it's some degenerative spine thing. Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.
But I can do pain.
Spent the day at the hospital again. I was hoping for kidney stones, really.
But it's some degenerative spine thing. Muscle relaxers will kill the pain for a random number of years, and then nothing at all will work.
But I can do pain.
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Principia Discussion / Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Last post by LuciferX on Yesterday at 10:52:46 pm »You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.
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Apple Talk / Re: This Isn't How Any of That Works.
« Last post by LuciferX on Yesterday at 09:41:16 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by axod on Yesterday at 08:40:03 pm »^-- this is why he upgraded from wellingtons to waders
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Principia Discussion / Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Last post by LMNO on Yesterday at 08:38:13 pm »In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.
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Principia Discussion / Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 08:22:11 pm »Bump
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Moon
« Last post by LMNO on Yesterday at 06:33:35 pm »Yes. 15 years ago.