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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by Faust on Today at 08:51:44 am »
They tend to be malleable and following persona's, their current childlike emperor could be abandoned if he stopped delivering sensationalism and I strongly suspect when he croaks in office Pence wont have the same veneration because he is boring, the logical heir apparent would be Vermin Supreme.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Discordian Politics!
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Today at 03:32:35 am »
The alt-right Discordians are an abomination. I'm not sure if that matters, but an Abomination they are none the less. The whole Cult of Kek thing really burns my grits. That God is not just about chaos but about all the bad parts of chaos and none of the good. More power to them if they want to put a little frog on their window or something, but most of them have no idea what that symbol really means.

Look at me having a little theology in my politics. Heh. Hail Eris!
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Apple Talk / Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Today at 03:25:11 am »
Blessed are The Magicians because everyone is magicians but most do not realize it

Blessed are those that post to ancient forums in the middle of the night for they keep the ball rolling

Blessed are the newbies for they have no idea what they are in for

Blessed are those who chose to continue living for they are Not Dead Yet

Blessed are the programmers of voice recognition software for they have made it easier for me to put this out
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Apple Talk / Re: Nazi Poetry
« Last post by axod on Today at 02:43:26 am »
In der German Vic

Dey hang you
By the dick

An' draws dirty pics
On deh wall

So wit sharp'd sticks

Poke dem Teutonix
Tru der NAZI balls!
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by axod on Today at 02:12:33 am »
A fake bead of sweat forms on the android's forehead

I like this. I've got the image in my head here of a cut to a closeup on a nozzle specifically designed to extrude fake beads of sweat.
As a matter of fact, Ouestionable Content's alternate universe has specifically addressed this issue. They have a little nozzle, and a "thick whitish fluid" comes out.
Yeah, I have this actuator / potentiometer to simulate parasympathetic SLUDGE response with a dedented rotary, but it doesn't do anything kinky.
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Apple Talk / Re: Nazi Poetry
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 07:51:34 pm »
Hitler was wrong
This I hold true
So if you're a Nazi
I say FUCK YOU
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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 07:48:57 pm »
I continue to be absolutely amazed by your work man!
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 07:47:25 pm »
The conspiracy has won when they can steal our sense of humor, they have already put their one man band into office, if we have brittle spirits we've already lost.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I don't know if Trump is part of the con or not, but like it or not the people that pull the strings are stuck with him. I think he represents something unexpected and horibly destructive.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 07:40:09 pm »
So I've had to switch to using my burner phone because the library won't allow me to send any messages. Fortunately this phone for some reason has much better voice recognition software. My thanks to those well-wishers andpeople that are glad I'm not dead.

I don't have any of my written works on this phone and no way to transfer them. At least I will be able to reply to various messages here now.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 07:37:51 pm »
Jesus Coyote I'm very glad that you didn't die! I've had similar breakdowns and they are absolutely not okay at all.
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