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It WAS reply 777... that's gotta mean something. To someone.  You know. .  Someone that cares what this little cattleptic jackoff thinks.
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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

I'm taking a course on the Reformation this semester, and now my arsenal is full of Atheist cannon fodder. I especially like some of the early humanist stuff from Boccaccio and Erasmus, which boils down to, It doesn't fucking matter if you're holy or not holy, or if you're a priest or a pedo, all humans have God's grace instilled within them and act on his will. Therefore, human actions are godly actions no matter how vile of a person you are. You all go to heaven. Game over.

Or my new personal ballista bolt for the Christian right when they bitch about big government and taxes: Romans 13.
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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

Sagan would have said, "Wow! In the face of this evidence, HOSANNA!"

Hah, just logged in to say the same thing more or less.

I feel like he'd want to have words with a certain deity.

I would. I'd call that asshole.

COME AT ME, BROSANNA.

 :lulz:

Sup bro? Do you even pray bro? PSHAW! It's gonna be YHVH or the highway bro.


LMNO:

Yeah I know. Either there is no such entity or It is much different than the religions portray. I like to explore the latter possibility as my subjective experience leads me to think Not Nothing.

I do like the image in my head of Sagan's eyes lit up like he just got a dose of platonic mushrooms or Something.
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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

Sagan would have said, "Wow! In the face of this evidence, HOSANNA!"

Hah, just logged in to say the same thing more or less.

I feel like he'd want to have words with a certain deity.

I would. I'd call that asshole.

COME AT ME, BROSANNA.
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I've always been fond of the notion among mystic minded conspiracy theorists that you only go to hell if you sign on the line and back Old Louie or otherwise intentionally put yourself in enmity with God.
(the idea being that Atheists are his patsies to be done away with when he surely takes the Throne  :roll:)

 Therefore most genuine Atheists are going to heaven.
Just imagine the awkwardness at the gates. The shuffling feet and nervous glances.

There may even now be segregation issues in Eternity in need of resolution.
Carl Sagan's facial expression would be priceless!

Sagan would have said, "Wow! In the face of this evidence, HOSANNA!"
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It occurred to me that you get more AP by building than destroying. Links and Fields give you much more than smashing resonators. That's probably on purpose.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Shootings in Canada
« Last post by Telarus on Yesterday at 10:45:24 pm »
Thanks.  His social media presence may exist in Arabic or on Arabic social media.

In other news:

- Canada has ruled out a direct link to ISIS.  Probably just as well.

- Stephen Harper hid in a cupboard for 15 minutes, apparently terrified terrorists would kill him (is anyone surprised? No).

- MPs took down flagpoles and turned them into spears, in case they needed to go hand-to-hand with any terrorists in the building (Canadian MPs confirmed as being tough enough to fight Putin one-on-one).

 :lulz:
That reminds me of a story told around the SCA circles here in the North West. Some Mounties had invited the SCA heavy fighters to help them train with their riot gear (shields, etc). The heavies brought their rattan swords and hand-made shields.... and some-one brought a rattan pole-arm. The guy in charge of the Mountie exercise started giving that person a bunch of shit about it until another of the heavy fighters walked over to a nearby stop sign and pulled it out of the ground, swung it around a few times and then "readied" it at the line of Mounties.

So they let the guy use the padded spear.
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Thrown Out of her house or out of the country?

Her house. She hasn't paid bills since 2012.
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Or Kill Me / Re: Tweet for twats from @olau5wormiu5
« Last post by Sepia on Yesterday at 09:36:45 pm »
This supposed to be new thread not reply.

I sorry.

Your friend,
notloki
Don't be sorry



The exit will be imminent, the end is nigh and she's coming round, twenty four hours in Dachau, looking a young man in the eyes, heavy with sorrow and guilt and understanding and before the roundups are done he'll hang, dangling, a new John the savage but to from here where we dwell, this endless feeling of end ending up in here with us like catching a cold or the madness, both caught so long ago, the endless idiot ideas, a stream of consciousness made of shit piling up on the gold, covering it turning it away, growing up the lines twixt gold and shit blur and unlike the blurred lines they have built their reality on, this matters but every time the mouth forms the words they turn cotton and like the thoughts the words carry no weight, the shit is fluid

I have seen men pre-hung before, I've seen the women and how they wished they wanted to be, in this brave new world we are all james bond trying so hard to be someone else for something indifferent but something we think matters, battered husbands and wives meeting up in stockholm discussing the Mountain Goats, a poet once said that you die so slowly you think you're alive and we aren't alive, not really, we could be, but we aren't we are something else, something more grandiose like a playable race in civilization with wonders to construct

and ain't that a wonder

didn't you ever wonder what it would be without us? In the eternal cold dark of space, are They not forever there?
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Or Kill Me / Re: I can't even...
« Last post by a somewhat wiser Joe. on Yesterday at 09:35:20 pm »
aquote author=Q. G. Pennyworth link=topic=36913.msg1360913#msg1360913 date=1414165938]

My job is a giant bucket of mouldering dicks that I appearantly must chew down like they're bratwurst while smiling and ensuring everyone that they are just de-lightful.

May I steal this for a Big Words poster?
Sure! It's not conditional, but I would like a copy if possible.

As you saw in the other thread, small size files all get posted here. I can email you the larger files (they are 300 dpi at A0 poster size) or you can ask Junkie really really nice if he'll print you out a batch. If you are okay with me using it commercially, I will also PM you a link to the store so you can see it mocked up on all kinds of neat shit.
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that all sounds fine. I was mostly interested in seeing the work you did with it, but now that I see the other thread I know I'll get A look.
If I want a file I'll ask really nice! If you make money great, I don't get litigious and wouldn't unless you did something atrociously offensive with my words. Definitely no problem there!
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