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In this case, Fair Use enjoys an exclusive  :roll:  :lulz:
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Quote from:  newsfeed?
If we could figure out how to make butthurt turn a turbine, we'd never have to worry about powering our cities again.   

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Last SNL made me think about this [turn off at 3:53 to avoid commercial bullshit]
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

Actually it looks like the Japanese solved this problem years ago
http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2015/01/07/he-gassen-japan-edo-period-fart-scrolls/

edit: fixed quote
Sounds like https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLIn0JNC57c
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by LuciferX on Today at 09:22:31 am »
A set of well-intentioned government tax incentives lead to a large city installing third party home automation security systems on all (public and private) buildings. The security system is a monoculture and is wiped out completely by a ransomware attack, resulting in literally everyone in a city becoming homeless (as their security systems don't let them into their own houses & won't accept their authentication, treating them as intruders).
Wait... Were you at the at the HOA meeting?
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by LuciferX on Today at 09:15:40 am »
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A self-replicating nanobot grey goo is created. This comes about at a time when the polar ice caps are finally starting to really melt in earnest. Now it must battle The Blob and the shoggoths for world supremacy.

Gag gift: The Go F\/ck Yourself sex doll. Made as replica of recipient, delivered direct to their door in ultra discrete packaging. "Can't live with it, can't live without it."*

*construction is super-durable, making any attempt at disassembly very psychologically engaging, and return processing prohibitively expensive.

If we're also suggesting obscene gag items now, how about one of those spark fountain fireworks, but it's shaped like a penis

Yes. Volcanos also have sexual components. The thing is all about release :lulz:
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If there's a chance of labour winning, Corbyn will have to be replaced by a suit. No way corporate is going to let someone as hostile as Corbyn look like he's making the big decisions.
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That is while still in a fractured everyone-hates-corbyn state? If that gap closes and they realise there is a real chance of victory what are the odds of the party rallying behind him.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Last post by Cain on Today at 07:01:39 am »
Labour only 5 points behind the Tories.
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For $49 I can buy an Alexa Dot and have it call up my congressman and  hurl abuse on him on command.

Already ordered it.

I just got a couple when the refurbs went on sale.

I think you can use this:  https://ifttt.com/connect/amazon_alexa/phone_call  and then some sort of random insult generator attached.

Thanks!

I can just link it to "Talk Like Warren Ellis".

Alexa project so far: Calendar and to do function is nice.  Just set it up to receive and make phone calls, but cannot get it to select an individual device.  Both devices "ring" when calling it.  Was attempting an intercom setup, but it's more like calling your own landline.
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I have spent way too much time dealing with and touching a dead guy's balls today. I have a feeling the next class is also going to demand a lot of guided tours through his balls.

Everyone needs a hobby?
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on Today at 02:00:35 am »
A self-replicating nanobot grey goo is created. This comes about at a time when the polar ice caps are finally starting to really melt in earnest. Now it must battle The Blob and the shoggoths for world supremacy.

Gag gift: The Go F\/ck Yourself sex doll. Made as replica of recipient, delivered direct to their door in ultra discrete packaging. "Can't live with it, can't live without it."*

*construction is super-durable, making any attempt at disassembly very psychologically engaging, and return processing prohibitively expensive.

If we're also suggesting obscene gag items now, how about one of those spark fountain fireworks, but it's shaped like a penis
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