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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: Roger
« Last post by Derrick Hogue on Today at 07:33:11 pm »
Something happened???
Stupid eels.

"Why would you move back to Maine?", they asked. "Isn't it just boring as all fuck out there?"

Well, I'm not sure I have a good answer for that question so maybe they should ask the guy who didn't get flat-out charged by a 6 point buck last night while wandering semi-lost through the woods on a head full of some obscure synthetic hallucinogen.

Because this is totally subjective and all, but I don't think that was particularly boring.

Two movies off the top of my head:

Ink  This one is actually really good, or at least I thought so.

And a less serious one:

Rubber  This one is awesomely awesome.
Wedding tonight, followed by Easter celebration tomorrow. Mexican style! See you guys next week!

Congratulations! I wish I was there to eat all your delicious wedding food!

The wedding was for my neighbor's parents. 50 FUCKING YEARS!!! So I'm assuming their at least 70 years old.

Now we wait and prepare for Jesus to come back, and whip the shit of the bankers here in America.

Wife: "God I hate white weddings you either get chicken breasts stuffed with bacon, or beef stroganoff. The music is either: "The Macarena", "Cha Cha Slide", or "White Snake/Poison" all night long.

Then I headed out to go see binks and charge see her mom celebrate her anniversary at a Karaoke bar.
I always forget little binks is our jazz singer, and I'm officially convinced now to only do Elvis covers.
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