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He's been banned, for a variety of reasons (multiple accounts among them) so no need to worry.
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Who needs alcohol, when you can take part in an ORANGE EATING CONTEST?
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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Last post by Freeky on Today at 08:01:45 am »
http://www.sciencealert.com/how-12-000-tonnes-of-dumped-orange-peel-produced-something-nobody-imagined

What better place to put an article about 12,000 tonnes of orange peel than the thread that has produced the most on this forum?
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yes Men
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Today at 05:48:33 am »
Creepy fucker
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okay, i'm calling it,

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THE CIRCUS IS EMPTY AND ALL THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.
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AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!   :lulz:

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So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:

 :lulz:

IKR?  It's like all those promises of armageddon.

But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.
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So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:
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Aw.  I was hoping we could gather all the PhDs and science majors together and flay his soul.

He'd just ignore anything that disagreed with his views.

Anti-rationalism is no respecter of a powerful intellect or good intentions, and this guy had neither.
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