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Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - Today at 04:51:29 AMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on July 27, 2026, 05:37:54 PMQuote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on July 26, 2026, 12:52:19 PMIf it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.
And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.
Well kinda. I got 500g of trimmed free range organic chicken livers from the butcher. Made his cake out of half and made pate for the people guests out of the other half. I'd have made him pate too but butter & brandy play havoc with doggy digestion.
#2
Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck you.
Last post by Faust - Today at 12:01:47 AMIm struggling for what to say, perhaps nothing is best, but I dont want to leave what you've said unmarked.
This is the phrase we use, everything else is redundant and deminishes. Its formal, but I mean this truly.
I'm sorry for your loss.
This is the phrase we use, everything else is redundant and deminishes. Its formal, but I mean this truly.
I'm sorry for your loss.
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Pergamos - Yesterday at 04:33:55 PMI'm personally happy to see folks on the right who hate Trump, they do tend to be batshit, but sometimes they are aware of things that Liberals or the Left are not.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - Yesterday at 03:13:30 PMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on October 04, 2025, 03:30:11 PMSome cult propagandists just aren't getting the attention, and, of course, the money they crave these days. But, I suppose that's to be expected. With so many turds floating around in the Turd Reich, some have to end up far from the center of the cesspool.This turd has floated the top of the Trump-Epstein Memorial Reflection Pool yet again. Apparently, this cult propagandist still isn't getting the attention, and money he craves.
Alex Jones: Trump Admin Covering Up Charlie Kirk Murder
In any case, I'm fine with the turds themselves publicly criticizing the Turd Reich.
As per this article:
"Alex Jones, the far-right conspiracy theorist who was once one of President Donald Trump's earliest and most loyal backers, called on Tuesday for the president's immediate impeachment.
In a lengthy rant shared to his over 4 million followers on X, Jones accused Trump of trying to bring back the national draft ahead of a full-scale ground invasion of Iran. He went so far as to claim Trump will use "total war" to "take our freedoms, nationalize everything, and push us aside with AI—total liability, immunity, and protection.""
So, I can't help but wonder if this turd is crazy enough to believe that he might actually be drafted to fight in Iran.
#5
Or Kill Me / Fuck you.
Last post by trix - July 28, 2026, 09:55:13 PMFuck you.
"It's not your fault."
Were you there? Do you read minds? Fuck you.
"You can't blame yourself."
Do you make the rules? Of course I can. Fuck you.
"You couldn't have known."
But I suspected. I thought about it, considered it, and did nothing until it was too late. I couldn't have known, but I could have acted. Fuck you.
"She wouldn't want you to blame yourself."
You know that for a fact, do you? Maybe you're right. Unfortunately, she's dead, and therefore can't forgive me for failing her. Fuck you.
"You have to move on."
Yeah? Please give me the instructions to accomplish this. Where is the fucking map? Move on to what, anyway? Fuck you.
"Time heals all wounds."
No, it doesn't. The one-armed man isn't going to grow that arm back. Some wounds are too big to heal, time can only teach us to live with them. Also, I don't want to heal. I'll pick that scab right off every damn time I catch one forming. Fuck you.
"You're lucky to be alive."
Maybe. Maybe not. Yeah, he only succeeded in killing her, and I was "saved" at the last minute, gasping for breath. Lucky though? That depends on how I feel about surviving it. Right now, I don't feel lucky. My life has become a nightmare. "Could have been worse" is always true in all cases and not sufficient to feel Lucky. Fuck you.
"You are a good person."
I know what I am better than you do. I know everything I've done, as well as my mindset while doing them, and you do not. You are not qualified to overrule me on this. Fuck you.
"Life goes on."
Not for her. Fuck you.
"She loved you."
...and I loved her. That's the fucking problem. Fuck you.
"I am here for you / anything you need."
Your obligatory execution of what you think you are supposed to say offends me. Enrages me. Makes me hate you. What I need is a Do Over, but murder and death don't work that way. In fact, you didn't even *like me* before this, so Fuck you.
"How are you doing?"
I fucking hate this question. It drips with insincerity and banal pointless ritual. It forces me to lie to make you comfortable, because the truth is not what you want to know. Fuck you.
Fuck everyone.
"It's not your fault."
Were you there? Do you read minds? Fuck you.
"You can't blame yourself."
Do you make the rules? Of course I can. Fuck you.
"You couldn't have known."
But I suspected. I thought about it, considered it, and did nothing until it was too late. I couldn't have known, but I could have acted. Fuck you.
"She wouldn't want you to blame yourself."
You know that for a fact, do you? Maybe you're right. Unfortunately, she's dead, and therefore can't forgive me for failing her. Fuck you.
"You have to move on."
Yeah? Please give me the instructions to accomplish this. Where is the fucking map? Move on to what, anyway? Fuck you.
"Time heals all wounds."
No, it doesn't. The one-armed man isn't going to grow that arm back. Some wounds are too big to heal, time can only teach us to live with them. Also, I don't want to heal. I'll pick that scab right off every damn time I catch one forming. Fuck you.
"You're lucky to be alive."
Maybe. Maybe not. Yeah, he only succeeded in killing her, and I was "saved" at the last minute, gasping for breath. Lucky though? That depends on how I feel about surviving it. Right now, I don't feel lucky. My life has become a nightmare. "Could have been worse" is always true in all cases and not sufficient to feel Lucky. Fuck you.
"You are a good person."
I know what I am better than you do. I know everything I've done, as well as my mindset while doing them, and you do not. You are not qualified to overrule me on this. Fuck you.
"Life goes on."
Not for her. Fuck you.
"She loved you."
...and I loved her. That's the fucking problem. Fuck you.
"I am here for you / anything you need."
Your obligatory execution of what you think you are supposed to say offends me. Enrages me. Makes me hate you. What I need is a Do Over, but murder and death don't work that way. In fact, you didn't even *like me* before this, so Fuck you.
"How are you doing?"
I fucking hate this question. It drips with insincerity and banal pointless ritual. It forces me to lie to make you comfortable, because the truth is not what you want to know. Fuck you.
Fuck everyone.
#6
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Ancient Astronomy
Last post by Sander - July 28, 2026, 09:48:43 AMThe mathematics and raw data collection involved in that must have been quite a feat.
#7
Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 27, 2026, 05:37:54 PMQuote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on July 26, 2026, 12:52:19 PMIf it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.
And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.
#8
Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - July 26, 2026, 12:52:19 PMIf it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.
#9
Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 23, 2026, 12:02:32 PM'Tis Maybe Day in the YOLD 3192!
And, it's sad that even the Discordian Wiki failed to document this Whollyday.
Hail Eris!
Hail Discordia!
And, it's sad that even the Discordian Wiki failed to document this Whollyday.
Hail Eris!
Hail Discordia!
#10
High Weirdness / Re: Still Think "Skynet" Is On...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 23, 2026, 11:07:27 AMAs per this article:
"ChatGPT maker OpenAI says it is still investigating the "unprecedented cyber incident" that led its artificial intelligence systems to break out of a testing environment and hack into another AI company.
OpenAI said Tuesday two of its most capable AI models were responsible for the cyberattack targeting AI startup Hugging Face. The incident is stirring debates over the need for stronger AI guardrails and the extent to which AI agents are capable of acting on their own.
Hugging Face said last week that it had detected an intrusion into its data processing systems that it suspected was caused by an AI agent acting on its own. But the New York-based startup said it wasn't until this week that it learned OpenAI was responsible, and it worked with the larger company to contain what Hugging Face CEO Clément Delangue called "an attack unlike anything we've seen before.""
This "attack unlike anything we've seen before" will not be the last one committed by an "AI agent."
Tick tock, Civilization.