For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2026, 03:44:12 AMI just ate an entire block of cheese.
Quote from: Omnidextrious on June 08, 2026, 05:28:03 PMThe entire time, the farming, agricultural class, was forced to adhere to the religiously aligned scholarly class which would tell them when to plant and when to harvest, else they would plant too early and wait too late to harvest.
QuoteThe progression from cave people to modern people was not linear as we have all been brought up to believe.
Quote from: Omnidextrious on June 08, 2026, 05:28:03 PMBefore the dark ages, empires controlled the flow of knowledge, until the collapse of the Western Roman Empire. These non-interesting parts of History between the well documented established orders contained unbroken lineages of familial bloodlines and religious orders which absolutely kept secrets from the rest of us.Conspiracy theories are a defining feature of our Discordian mythology. It's one of the things that drew me to this religion, as I find many popular conspiracy theories to be highly amusing.