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#1
Apple Talk / Re: I can't be bothered to fin...
Last post by Trivial - Yesterday at 06:04:06 PM
Have you tried not existing?
#2
Bring and Brag / Re: Eristical art
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 18, 2026, 11:57:27 AM
Okay ... that's a start. What else ya got?
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Faustian Bargain - May 16, 2026, 03:41:49 AM
Quote from: QuestionsTheSoil on August 25, 2023, 11:43:50 PMIt sucks seeing family sucked into this cult. God dammit, why couldn't you be a part of something cool, like a sex cult?
Same here, can't criticize the Drumpf without being schreeched at with the might of a thousand defeathered pigeons
#4
Bring and Brag / Eristical art
Last post by Faustian Bargain - May 16, 2026, 03:37:20 AM
Currently working on an indie pilot called Eristical, just felt like putting my art here for anyone still lurking this forum

#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 14, 2026, 08:06:57 PM
Now this is just embarrassing:


|LOONY|

"The Trump administration is asking for a 42 percent increase in military spending since last year."

I know incompetence is a feature, not a bug, in the Turd Reich. But, that?! I mean, where were the goose stepping troops, and the arm bands?! My local heevahavas could put together a better production than that!
#6
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 12, 2026, 05:37:46 PM
The Resistance 2.0 has not lost it's sense of humor:


"Three fully functional arcade games satirizing Trump's war with Iran make up a new protest art installation on the National Mall in Washington."

As per this article:

""The Trump administration knows that the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game, that's why they've been pumping out the 'sickest' Iran War video game hype reels. But why stop at clips when you could go full throttle?" states a plaque next to the games in the memorial.
 
"Introducing Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell, a high-octane, flag-waving, boots-on-the-ground simulator where freedom isn't debated, it's deployed. No briefings, no hesitation; just pure pixelated patriotism. Strap in and play hard, because this game may never end," the plaque next to the games reads.
 
The arcade games are expected to remain at the War Memorial on the National Mall, just south of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, for the next few days, the group said.

The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment."

Yes, the Secret Handshake is having fun resisting the Turd Reich.
#7
Apple Talk / Re: I Learned a New Word Today
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 09, 2026, 09:07:28 AM
The pineal gland is recorded seventeen (17) times in THE BOOK, our very own literatus immoralis, titled the Principia Discordia, Loompanics "Yellow Cover" combined 4th and 5th edition. Noting its frequency, I wondered if linguists have given the inclusion of this type of object in myth, and other works, a specific, descriptive name. Now, I had to do a little research, but it didn't take long, and I learned this new word:

MacGuffin

[muh-GUFF-uhn]

noun

An object, event, or character in a work of fiction, especially in film, whose only purpose is that of a plot device included solely to move the narrative forward, despite lacking any intrinsic importance.
#8
Principia Discussion / Re: Happy DiscoFlux
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 03, 2026, 09:53:00 AM
What the flux?! It's Discoflux in the YOLD 3192!

Now, I'm not sensing any fluxing around in this seemingly endless Season of Discord. But then, the whole Discordian season name thingy is symbolic anyway. And, having never, ever, even been remotely tempted to buy, rent, borrow, ask for as a gift, steal, or find one in a dumpster, I, personally, will not be wearing a polyester leisure suit today. But, when compared to much of the "music" I'm forced to listen to in public places these days, a little classic, late 1970s disco will sound pretty good.

So, carry on.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!
#9
Techmology and Scientism / Re: The Tech Forum
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 02, 2026, 08:28:43 PM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on October 07, 2025, 11:02:38 PMThis is the opposite of that old song by The Crickets, later made famous by The Bobby Fuller Four in '65:

California police pull over a self-driving Waymo for an illegal U-turn, but they can't ticket

AI fought the law, and the AI won.


"By July, California will close legal loopholes that made driverless cars like Waymos exempt from some laws."

So, nine (9) months later ...
#10
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Faust - April 24, 2026, 10:10:40 PM
No african nations talking about it any more, and most are in a considerably worse position then they were. Its further away then it ever was now.
As was intended. The games there are still playing out, in Nigeria france is selling weapons to both sides of the conflict, including a group that target Christans which shows their Order of priorities:
Its fine to sell to groups killing Christans, as long as everyone involved is black.