To be fair, this is the Open Bar.
Which is, also to be fair, not usually home to the degree of dick-waving I expect to see everywhere else on Peedee.
The dick-waving quotient increases by about 748% any time Thwack decides to grace us with his presence. He's still PeeDee-ing like it's 2006.
What can I say, sometimes elements of times past should return. There is a lot to be said for not taking yourself too seriously, and there are some here that really need to remember that.
No argument there, it's just that experience shows us that the people who tend to self-appoint themselves for that task are usually in that category themselves.
Plus there's something kind of amazingly self-absorbed about someone who goes around trying to knock people down a peg or two for... what? Not being funny enough? Dance, monkeys, dance! Had a rough year? Not in a jolly mood? I DON'T CARE, LIGHTEN UP AND ENTERTAIN ME ME ME ME ME ME!
I mean, gosh, sorry if my mood is too serious for you.