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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread

« Last post by El Twid on Today at 06:49:17 am »

I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.

The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« Last post by Pergamos on Today at 06:45:16 am »

This shit is actually going to make it to 200, isn't it.

I think so.  Smashed Alty Junk for all!

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Apple Zone / Re: TWID

« Last post by El Twid on Today at 05:51:07 am »

OH DAMN.

I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.

I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.

Welp we're all fooked.

You actually do fix the thing. Stunningly well.

Only with this crowd would that be less reassuring and more spine-tingly-horrifying.

Dammit.

Way to put the pressure on!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread

« Last post by hylierandom, A.D.D. on Today at 05:34:34 am »

I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.

I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« Last post by V3X on Today at 05:34:28 am »

This shit is actually going to make it to 200, isn't it.

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Apple Zone / Re: TWID

« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Today at 05:28:16 am »

OH DAMN.

I LEFT THE NORWEGIAN IN THE TIME VORTEX.

I SENT THE KILT WEARER TO FIX THE THING.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

WE'LL FIND OUT ON WEDNESDAY.

Welp we're all fooked.

You actually do fix the thing. Stunningly well.

Only with this crowd would that be less reassuring and more spine-tingly-horrifying.

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Apple Zone / Re: Support Group

« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Today at 05:26:44 am »

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.

Yes, but I don't DO drugs. I do drug THREADS. Drugs are entirely superfluous at this point.

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Apple Zone / Re: Support Group

« Last post by hylierandom, A.D.D. on Today at 05:25:23 am »

SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.

I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Today at 05:17:55 am »

Okay, I was reluctant at first. Destroying worlds is so damn messy. And then rebuilding the world in someone's image . . . even more work than blowing shit up. But . . . well, I guess you can count me in. Let me go find some hip-waders and some goggles.

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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?

« Last post by hylierandom, A.D.D. on Today at 05:15:46 am »

Hollywood couldn't dream of coming up with that kind of comedy.

Reality.  It's fucked up.