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Apple Zone / Re: Spagbook
« Last post by Pixie on Today at 10:10:25 pm »I've grown a neat little mustache in the last few weeks.
Nice work! it's a little bumfluffy, but I've seen worse on lads your age.
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Nice work! it's a little bumfluffy, but I've seen worse on lads your age.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by P3nT4gR4m on Today at 10:02:41 pm »OK you fuckers.
I was going to wait for 200 pages and then upload a video of me wearing a false jock cup filled with red liquid and chunky bits that would fly everywhere when my wife hit it with a seldghammer. My junk would have been tucked and strapped back.
Then the person who would have been filming would have come over to hear me whisper "What's his name?" much like unto Citizen Kane.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IMA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU GAVE ME, PD.COM.
CRUSHING DISSAPOINTMENT.
FUCK YUO!!! I HAVE BEEN POSTING ITT FOR 170-ODD PAGES BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOUR JUNK SPLATTERED. EITHER YOU POST THAT CLIP OR SO HELP ME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by Alty on Today at 09:50:45 pm »OK you fuckers.
I was going to wait for 200 pages and then upload a video of me wearing a false jock cup filled with red liquid and chunky bits that would fly everywhere when my wife hit it with a seldghammer. My junk would have been tucked and strapped back.
Then the person who would have been filming would have come over to hear me whisper "What's his name?" much like unto Citizen Kane.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IMA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU GAVE ME, PD.COM.
CRUSHING DISSAPOINTMENT.
I was going to wait for 200 pages and then upload a video of me wearing a false jock cup filled with red liquid and chunky bits that would fly everywhere when my wife hit it with a seldghammer. My junk would have been tucked and strapped back.
Then the person who would have been filming would have come over to hear me whisper "What's his name?" much like unto Citizen Kane.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IMA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU GAVE ME, PD.COM.
CRUSHING DISSAPOINTMENT.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by P3nT4gR4m on Today at 09:42:09 pm »Evidence? WTF? His position is complete bullshit. You can't back up bullshit with evidence, otherwise it wouldn't be bullshit. You back up bullshit with more bullshit.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by Net on Today at 09:38:28 pm »Dance, monkey, dance!
You aren't very good at reading social cues are you?
I can tell you can't back up your claim, and I don't care if you want to save face.
You're not very good at evidence are you, chump?
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« Last post by Junkenstein on Today at 09:28:34 pm »There's got to be some kind of cushy consulting gig to be had.
This could be your ticket to all sorts of shit.
This could be your ticket to all sorts of shit.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« Last post by Cain on Today at 09:20:59 pm »I know, right? I'm considering some sort of long troll, where I convince her to take me on as an academic advisor on terrorism, where I'll spend 90% of my time flat out contradicting everything she says, and the other 10% making lewd Berlusconi related jokes...but I can only do that for so long.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 09:17:17 pm »Oh dear God.
One of my students is the son of one of "Berlusconi's Babes", the formidable female talent that flocks to the former Italian premier like prostitutes at a bunga-bunga party. Not a senior member of the Cabinet, but her name was put forward as a possible future Premier...assuming she can stop insulting Muslims for long enough to swear the necessary oaths of office.
I can think of several dozen ways to use this information, I'm just not sure which one is best.
I am willing to take advice on this. Also, to clarify, by "best" I mean "funniest".
As God is my witness, I have NO idea that wouldn't waste the opportunity.
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« Last post by Cain on Today at 09:16:32 pm »Oh dear God.
One of my students is the son of one of "Berlusconi's Babes", the formidable female talent that flocks to the former Italian premier like prostitutes at a bunga-bunga party. Not a senior member of the Cabinet, but her name was put forward as a possible future Premier...assuming she can stop insulting Muslims for long enough to swear the necessary oaths of office.
I can think of several dozen ways to use this information, I'm just not sure which one is best.
I am willing to take advice on this. Also, to clarify, by "best" I mean "funniest".
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High Weirdness / Re: unmeasurable particle created???
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 09:03:10 pm »Well, no one said the Universe had to play fair.
WE have to play fair. It should, too. This is BULLSHIT. It's like letting the house use marked cards.
No, we ran the experiment proving the cards aren't marked. If they were marked then all the identity axioms explode.
There's only one card, but it's kind of in all the different suits and numbers all the space-times but not all combinations of all numbers, suits, and space-times.
