OK fuckers, let me out of here. I farted for you, what more do you want from me? Jesus fuck.
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I could care less, there's just no good sliced sausage round here and the things they call "Potato Scones" are a horrible joke.
Potato Scones
Potato Scones
Potato Scones
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/03/04/220161/cia-monitoring-of-senate-computers.html
So, apparently, the Senate doesn't like being spied on.
Oh, how delightful is that?
Night salvaged
P3nt's dialogue kinda writes itself.
I re-read this and can't help but use Garth Ennis "Crossed" voice for p3nt. Don't google that unless you're familiar and OK with Ennis. Crossed is a little extreme to say the least.
I could care less, there's just no good sliced sausage round here and the things they call "Potato Scones" are a horrible joke.
80,000 people playing one side of chess?
Lanolin is a good addition, it increases the viscosity. I should think about adding lanolin to mine.
Officially made SuuExTM brand Face Lube. Lip Spackle for the Smart Mouth.
I never knew making lip balm could be fun, easy, and a pain in the ass at the same time. Seriously, it took me 3 tries to get a texture I liked, and it still a bit TOO solid. Hence: Lip spackle. However, I know what goes into it, I put it there myself. Now I have 9 jars to go through before I try again.
It is a pain in the ass. But easy. And fun. I started making my own because I have skin reactions to almost all lip balms that make my skin slough off, and my method is as follows:
1. Put some olive oil in a clean dry yogurt cup.
2. Add some beeswax
3. Microwave until liquid
4. Stir
5. Pour into tubes and let harden
I think my method could be vastly improved by doing steps 1 and 2 on a scale so as to achieve a consistent olive oil/beeswax ratio, but nooooooo I always just wing it, which means that sometimes I have 100 tubes of soft oily lip balm, and sometimes I have 100 tubes of hard waxy lip balm. Someday, I'll wise the fuck up and use a scale.
