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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 18, 2018, 09:30:34 pm »
So, the Houston shooter was a Nazi. 

I am shocked.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 18, 2018, 09:06:58 pm »
I'm hoping there will be at least one more good story out of this.

I honestly can't see a bad ending for this.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by LMNO on May 18, 2018, 09:01:52 pm »
I'm hoping there will be at least one more good story out of this.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« Last post by Brother Mythos on May 18, 2018, 08:52:11 pm »
The NRA now claims victimhood.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 18, 2018, 08:09:29 pm »
So, the Great Snake Scare in this joint went viral pretty quickly.  Patrol's phones are blowing up, as are admins, mine, the executive director's, everyone.

Nobody has SEEN the snake (that part of the hysteria will come later).  Instead, everyone is scared because they DON'T see it...Which is, in the case of a monster 12' boa constrictor, not unreasonable.  What isn't reasonable is what they're asking for.

1.  "How long will it take you to find the snake?"
2.  "How do I know if the snake is around without being able to see it?"
3.  "What do we do if the snake attacks my corgi?"

The answers, so far:

1.  "Ma'am, if I knew that, I would know where the snake is, and the answer would be 'the problem is over'."
2.  "Sir, I don't even know where to start with you."
3.  "Wager on the snake, get a new corgi."
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« Last post by Brother Mythos on May 18, 2018, 01:28:27 pm »


To Republicans, family values may be more about quantity than quality. The more families, the more family values.
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Bring and Brag / Mushon Zer-Aviv (TEAM HUMAN)
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on May 18, 2018, 12:22:15 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 18, 2018, 04:52:20 am »
This fucking kills me.  It's like the best idea I ever had, then I got distracted by shiny stuff, and now I can't remember how I was gonna end it.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 18, 2018, 01:49:12 am »
Also, Tucson rush hour traffic horror:







I was barely doing 70 MPH on account of that one guy.  This isn't reasonable.
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