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It was a lovely evening! I no longer recall why I was so fascinated with the Kenyan, because of being so very brave, but I do recall that it wasn't that I liked him. I think that maybe I thought that if I paid attention to him hard enough, he'd go away.

It worked, he did.   :lulz:

My focused attention often has that effect. :lol:

I thought maybe you smiled at him the Nigel Way, because he sort of evaporated.

I'm pretty sure that he was explaining the Love Bullets, and I was grinning and saying things along the lines of "Aha! Just as I was saying, it's semen!" and "So the Love Bullets come out of a gun, and the gun is actually a penis?" and "How are Love Bullets NOT like semen?"

You might be extremely surprised to hear this, but I can be incredibly irritating.

In the manner that a cat that rids you of a particularly annoying mouse might be irritating.   :lol:

:thanks:
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« Last post by Sexy St. Nigel on Today at 05:25:09 am »
Actually that hot dog thing probably irritates me more than anything else, because it's so emblematic of the fact that even though they parrot snippets of it endlessly, so many of these orthodox by-the-book Discordian types don't even seem to understand the meaning of what the book actually says.

I guess that's true of a lot of religious conservatives, though.

 :lol:
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« Last post by Sexy St. Nigel on Today at 05:21:21 am »
It's like when I'm told that my Discordia isn't real Discordia because it's too different from the way other Discordians do it.

Don't want too much discord in our Discordia, now. Gotta keep it reaaaal orthodox. Lol pineal fnord 5 tons of flax hot dog with no bun.
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« Last post by Sexy St. Nigel on Today at 05:17:55 am »

How ever, organized discord spreading seems counter intuitive.

So what?

It violates expectations.

Stop, you got something unexpected in my discord!

I was told this back in 2004, when I wrote The Heresies. 

Adding to or altering Holy Writ™ is Grayface as fuck.

THE IRONY

HOW IT BURNS
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High Weirdness / Re: The Annals Of Improbable Research
« Last post by Sexy St. Nigel on Today at 05:16:05 am »
OK, so, serious question, here.

You seem to have been around, off and on, for quite a long time. You're probably not a kid, I don't think. So, what I'm confused by is that you seem to have exactly no idea who anyone on the board is, or what any of us are about, and now you are bringing up this thing which, while perhaps not everyone is familiar with it, has been kind of one of those "periodically circulates the web and is wildly popular" kinds of things for some time.

So I guess what I'm wondering, no offense, but is there something going on in your life that causes you to be completely tuned out/under a rock most of the time?
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High Weirdness / The Annals Of Improbable Research
« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on Today at 05:00:19 am »
Have you ever heard of the magazine The Annals of Improbable Research?

They're a periodical about scientific discoveries that, while legitimate, is nonetheless bizarre, frivolous, weirdly specific, and/or in some way offensive.

They also give out yearly awards for such research (there's some really interesting ones among the winners for 2011)
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 03:48:24 am »

How ever, organized discord spreading seems counter intuitive.

So what?

It violates expectations.

Stop, you got something unexpected in my discord!

I was told this back in 2004, when I wrote The Heresies. 

Adding to or altering Holy Writ™ is Grayface as fuck.
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It was a lovely evening! I no longer recall why I was so fascinated with the Kenyan, because of being so very brave, but I do recall that it wasn't that I liked him. I think that maybe I thought that if I paid attention to him hard enough, he'd go away.

It worked, he did.   :lulz:

My focused attention often has that effect. :lol:

I thought maybe you smiled at him the Nigel Way, because he sort of evaporated.

I'm pretty sure that he was explaining the Love Bullets, and I was grinning and saying things along the lines of "Aha! Just as I was saying, it's semen!" and "So the Love Bullets come out of a gun, and the gun is actually a penis?" and "How are Love Bullets NOT like semen?"

You might be extremely surprised to hear this, but I can be incredibly irritating.

In the manner that a cat that rids you of a particularly annoying mouse might be irritating.   :lol:
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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Sermon #1 on 21C Fun
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 03:44:45 am »
Can I give you an example that might break your philosophical wankery? Imagine a scenario in which your youngest child is brutally raped and severely, disablingly, injured.

Are you laughing at that? Can you imagine yourself laughing at it?

I can imagine that, but it would necessarily involve a psychotic break... which I doubt was Howl's point in this thread.

It was not, and I didn't take it as such.  I am operating under the impression that she was talking to Holist.
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True fact: I started employing the 'Christ what an asshole' meme to one of my coworkers, in response to most things he said. One month later he goes on vacation. He calls out sick the week after. He shows up for 45 minutes the following Monday, leaves early, calls in sick the rest of the week. He goes on vacation, arranges Family Medical Leave Act. I haven't seen him since August. We have begun accepting that he is a cautionary tale we tell our new coworker, who is fully trained and operating, and has simply never met this other person.

 :eek:
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