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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by Aucoq on Yesterday at 03:25:54 am »
Also, I'd like to announce the first release by Donald., a political punk band I helped start.

Our first song and video is called "Sad."  It's only a minute and a half long, so watch it.

We also have a Facebook page.

I like it!
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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 02:58:42 am »
He has the best infinitesimals.  And they're YUGE.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Foxhole With The Atheist
« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on Yesterday at 02:22:50 am »
I take issue with the use of the foxhole, as foxes are pretty small creatures and there's no way two humans could fit in a hole made by one, even if one of them has a biologically smaller atheist brain (why God can't fit in it).

 :lulz:
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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« Last post by LuciferX on Yesterday at 01:50:03 am »
How does the President intend to overcome Zeno's Paradox to make credible the threat of use of our nuclear missile systems?

Does the president have the grasp of infinitesimals handy?
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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by The Good Reverend Roger on Yesterday at 01:19:34 am »
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

French elections.  If Le Pen wins, she plans to have France leave the EU.
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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by The Half-Seeing Waffle on Yesterday at 12:26:55 am »
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by Hoopla on January 20, 2017, 11:54:09 pm »
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

 :lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.

Ah, those were the days...
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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by Eater of Clowns on January 20, 2017, 11:47:28 pm »
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

 :lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.
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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Last post by Hoopla on January 20, 2017, 11:45:38 pm »
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.
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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« Last post by Freeky on January 20, 2017, 11:31:06 pm »
FUCK YOU, IT'S RUM CAKE!

You're gonna need:

A box of yellow cake mix
1/2 cup of rum (the origninal called for Bacardi gold, but all I have is Captain Morgan Black Bell so who the fuck even cares)
4 eggs
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup water
1 ounce dry vanilla pudding mix

another 1/2 cup rum
1 1/4 cup sugar
2 valencia orange squeezings
1/2 cup butter (salted is fine)
1/4 cup water

PUT ALL THE EGGS AND THE FIRST GROUPING OF WET INGREDIENTS IN A BIG FUCKEN BOWL AND USE A HAND MIXER TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT ACTUALLY UNTIL JUST BLENDED, THEN THROW IN THE BOX OF CAKE MIX AND THE PUDDING MIX AND REALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES UNTIL THAT SHIT IS SMOOTH.  GREASE UP YOUR FUCKEN BIG CAKE WHATEVER AND HEAT YOUR OVEN TO 350F, THROW THAT SHIT IN THERE! COOK ABOUT 40 MINUTES, OR UNTIL IT'S FUCKIN DONE.

TEN MINUTES BEFORE YOUR FUCKIN RUM CAKE IS DONE, SLAM A FUCKIN SAUCEPAN ON YOUR STOVE AND THROW THAT BUTTER IN UNTIL IT MELTS!  ADD ALL THE THINGS, BRING TO A BOIL, AND DROP IT BACK DOWN TO JUST A FUCKIN' SIMMER FOR A WHILE.  WE'RE MAKING A GLAZE HERE, SO USE YOUR OWN FUCKIN DISCRETION FOR CONSISTENCY.

CAKE'S DONE!  STAB THAT SHIT GENTLY WITH A SKEWER OR A BIG FUCKIN FORK, AND POUR LIKE HALF THE GLAZE SHIT OVER THE CAKE.  YOU FILL THOSE FUCKIN' HOLES, GLAZE!  PICK A THING ON WHICH THE CAKE WILL REST, CUT THE BUMPY PART OFF AND FLIP YOUR CAKE WHATEVER OVER, DUMPING THE RUM CAKE OUT.  POUR THE REST OF THE RUM GLAZE OVER THE CAKE EVENLY.  HOLY SHIT, EAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT AND BE AMAZE AT THE GOODNESS.
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