Apple Talk

The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...

Started by Suu

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December 02, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
by Kansai

Oh yeah, THAT's why you don't need to get married: y'all can't get pregnant DUH!

Started by navkat

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Views: 6,357

March 05, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Do any of you have friends...

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 13, 2012, 05:17:43 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

P3nt

Started by Freeky

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June 16, 2013, 08:29:19 PM
by Freeky

WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I'VE SEEN THIS!?

Started by LMNO

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January 24, 2013, 07:12:41 PM
by Mangrove

ATTN PD.COMERS

Started by Don Coyote

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October 19, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
by Triple Zero

You know what? FUCK sharks! >:s

Started by Freeky

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Views: 6,345

November 09, 2010, 06:24:13 AM
by Sir Squid Diddimus

Yet MORE anonymous PM responses.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Views: 6,342

June 28, 2011, 01:09:34 PM
by Richter

The Five Stoned Men: My friend reads The Illuminatus Trilogy

Started by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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Views: 6,340

October 02, 2010, 06:47:24 PM
by NWC

CHAOSFLUX OFFERINGS

Started by the last yatto

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February 28, 2010, 05:22:19 AM
by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

25% of UK Uni students know someone who has turned to the sex industry...

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle

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January 09, 2012, 03:59:56 PM
by Cain

AHHHH ITS TOO TIGHT

Started by Thurnez Isa

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Views: 6,336

November 15, 2011, 02:01:16 PM
by AFK

KAI, I HATE BUGS

Started by Adios

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Views: 6,336

June 11, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
by Adios

Notes on the Holiday Season

Started by Richter

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Views: 6,333

December 26, 2013, 08:30:50 PM
by Anna Mae Bollocks

Atlas Shrugged Part II: Return to the Valley of the Value-Destroying Parasites

Started by Cain

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Replies: 22
Views: 6,332

April 26, 2012, 04:30:14 PM
by Triple Zero

Trust No One

Started by Zenpatista

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Views: 6,332

September 04, 2018, 05:57:15 AM
by minuspace

The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"

Started by Kai

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Views: 6,332

August 16, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
by Kai

The WHNs have been selected as a Nielsen Family.

Started by AFK

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Views: 6,327

July 16, 2010, 01:15:54 PM
by AFK

Hey Professor, It's Not So Bad Down Here.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Views: 6,325

November 22, 2010, 02:32:14 AM
by The Good Reverend Roger

We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

Replies: 14
Views: 6,322

October 25, 2016, 05:28:49 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sneaky bastards at Bank of America

Started by Luna

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Replies: 32
Views: 6,321

April 14, 2011, 03:53:51 PM
by Sir Squid Diddimus

I JUST DID 5 SIT UPS!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator

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March 30, 2010, 08:01:47 PM
by Shibboleet The Annihilator

Hey, Nigel...Where Did Everyone Go?

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 14
Views: 6,318

April 09, 2010, 10:48:49 AM
by the last yatto

Sleight of mind in demonology

Started by Khore

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Views: 6,312

December 20, 2011, 11:11:20 AM
by Luna

ATTN; FRED

Started by Dimocritus

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May 20, 2010, 07:31:37 PM
by Dimocritus

FRED will rock you like a hurricane!!!

Started by Iason Ouabache

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Views: 6,310

September 15, 2009, 08:34:47 AM
by rong

See ya, suckers!

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 30
Views: 6,306

July 13, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
by Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I MISSED YOU ALL

Started by The Dark Monk

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November 17, 2009, 05:00:06 AM
by The Dark Monk

Completed quests

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Views: 6,298

September 10, 2010, 03:38:44 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Ancapistan, take 6

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 8
Views: 6,290

May 23, 2018, 07:58:33 PM
by Doktor Howl

Discordian Dictionary - Dicsordinary

Started by NotPublished

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Views: 6,289

January 30, 2010, 09:34:27 AM
by Jasper

Dating someone who is depressed.

Started by The Johnny

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Replies: 15
Views: 6,286

January 24, 2015, 09:05:43 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

HYPOTHETICAL ADVICE THREAD

Started by navkat

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Replies: 24
Views: 6,283

April 09, 2012, 01:13:03 PM
by AFK

BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast

Started by Cain

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Views: 6,280

May 03, 2010, 06:54:52 PM
by BadBeast

Apparently, Number6 believes that:

Started by Doktor Howl

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June 01, 2010, 12:47:35 AM
by Doktor Howl

Where the Fuck Have I Been? (You've been worried sick!)

Started by Cuddlefish

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Views: 6,278

March 09, 2012, 10:13:31 PM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

Why You Have to Smack Me Upside the Head so Often

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 32
Views: 6,278

August 21, 2012, 09:35:48 AM
by Freeky

ATTN: SQUIDDY

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Views: 6,275

March 24, 2010, 03:54:20 AM
by PeregrineBF

HALP I NEED AN EBOOK

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

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Views: 6,272

February 04, 2014, 09:56:53 AM
by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

These suburbs are mired in Cartesian dualism

Started by Cain

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Views: 6,272

February 22, 2013, 04:52:41 AM
by Golden Applesauce

IF YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS CARD

Started by Suu

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Views: 6,270

December 11, 2009, 03:17:48 AM
by Suu

The Future Is Bad For You

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

Replies: 8
Views: 6,269

April 14, 2019, 10:11:50 PM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

ATTN: Jason Wabash

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

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Views: 6,266

February 10, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
by Triple Zero

120 days of Mindsodom

Started by Richter

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Views: 6,265

December 03, 2009, 12:25:40 AM
by Z³

ATTN TUCSON AND PROVIDENCE SPAGS:

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Views: 6,263

March 11, 2011, 04:39:15 PM
by Freeky

Burning question

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks

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Views: 6,260

January 31, 2013, 03:19:59 AM
by LMNO

Holy Shit

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III

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Views: 6,256

March 08, 2011, 02:49:33 AM
by Jasper

Yet STILL more FACTS

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Views: 6,253

February 15, 2014, 12:15:12 PM
by Cain

Space Travel, 21st Century Style.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Views: 6,248

September 29, 2011, 06:26:57 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It has come to my attention

Started by hooplala

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Views: 6,246

January 30, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
by Triple Zero