Apple Talk

How to eliminate yourself as a force for good.

Started by Doktor Howl

Replies: 9
Views: 11,478

June 20, 2021, 09:01:40 PM
by altered

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus

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Replies: 47
Views: 11,481

April 06, 2012, 07:00:45 PM
by navkat

MY DEMANDS HAVE NOT BEEN MET, BUT NOW THEY CAN BE.

Started by Freeky

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Replies: 44
Views: 11,488

July 30, 2011, 04:38:28 AM
by navkat

Finally a gender form we can all agree on...

Started by Bu🤠ns

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Replies: 35
Views: 11,494

September 11, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
by LMNO

TOUCHDOWN JESUS INCINERATED BY GOD

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

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Replies: 39
Views: 11,495

July 05, 2010, 08:10:45 AM
by President Television

A very interesting view of America from the outside.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 29
Views: 11,496

February 23, 2014, 04:40:10 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

why do I do it

Started by Mr. Presley

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Replies: 30
Views: 11,498

June 28, 2013, 08:02:29 AM
by Junkenstein

OH MY FUCKING... NO. KILL ME.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 34
Views: 11,500

January 13, 2010, 05:33:18 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

GIF YOURSELF

Started by sucksauce

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Replies: 28
Views: 11,501

June 02, 2010, 10:00:05 AM
by the last yatto

So, PD, I gotta say...

Started by East Coast Hustle

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Replies: 36
Views: 11,503

March 28, 2011, 02:25:12 PM
by AFK

What REALLY Happened, part I of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 27
Views: 11,504

June 16, 2011, 05:11:30 PM
by Doktor Howl

Is it normal for there to be enough volts in your plumbing to ignite steel wool?

Started by Bruno

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Replies: 42
Views: 11,506

November 16, 2012, 09:49:02 PM
by Bruno

George Monbiot suggests taxing empty bedrooms

Started by BabylonHoruv

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Replies: 43
Views: 11,508

January 08, 2011, 03:43:22 PM
by Cain

Fuck you, Charley.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 51
Views: 11,522

December 30, 2010, 02:16:35 PM
by BadBeast

Man leaves behind 2,000 page suicide note.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III

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Replies: 33
Views: 11,523

March 31, 2011, 12:40:48 PM
by AFK

Arranging to troll the forum via the chat

Started by Cain

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Replies: 25
Views: 11,531

September 26, 2009, 05:19:20 PM
by Richter

Registration closed?

Started by Adios

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Replies: 44
Views: 11,537

January 22, 2011, 12:52:42 AM
by Phox

PD's new weapon of Choice

Started by Payne

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Replies: 32
Views: 11,539

March 22, 2012, 11:01:24 PM
by navkat

ATTN, TRIPLE ZILCH!

Started by Iason Ouabache

Replies: 10
Views: 11,549

August 31, 2009, 12:56:49 AM
by fomenter

President rushed to Andrews AFB hospital after collapsing in his bedroom.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 18
Views: 11,560

March 23, 2018, 02:21:14 AM
by hooplala

Shown here: zer0n blabbing about his discordia to nobody in particular.

Started by Chucklemaster

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Replies: 31
Views: 11,561

October 10, 2014, 10:33:04 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship

Started by PopeElleDiamond

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Replies: 27
Views: 11,561

April 18, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
by the last yatto

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 52
Views: 11,565

March 11, 2014, 05:26:49 AM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Westboro Baptist will picket Elizabeth Edwards' funeral

Started by Adios

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Replies: 43
Views: 11,569

December 13, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
by Adios

How I Discordia.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 44
Views: 11,570

September 12, 2013, 05:24:59 AM
by tarod

PAYNE! WHY SO SLEEPLESS?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 44
Views: 11,577

May 31, 2011, 10:21:00 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!

Started by Oysters Rockefeller

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Replies: 53
Views: 11,584

April 19, 2012, 05:53:07 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

If you want to build statues celebrating annoying people...

Started by Cain

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Replies: 30
Views: 11,587

November 05, 2012, 01:28:49 AM
by Kai

Karate Kid ruined the world

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 26
Views: 11,589

February 17, 2010, 06:46:40 AM
by Salty

WATCH THIS SPACE!

Started by Freeky

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Replies: 59
Views: 11,590

September 30, 2011, 11:58:45 AM
by hirley0

George

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 22
Views: 11,605

August 27, 2018, 06:42:45 PM
by Doktor Howl

Dear fellow art fags,

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 42
Views: 11,613

September 25, 2011, 05:10:17 PM
by Don Coyote

This is just ridiculous

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

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Replies: 31
Views: 11,616

December 29, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
by Cain

The International Discordian Society est. 2015 is MIA

Started by The Wizard Joseph

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Replies: 20
Views: 11,618

April 19, 2019, 09:51:58 PM
by Doktor Howl

Hey Suu, while you were away...

Started by Suu

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Replies: 31
Views: 11,620

November 04, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You bastards

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

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Replies: 40
Views: 11,620

May 24, 2014, 10:56:07 PM
by Eater of Clowns

As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting

Started by Cain

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Replies: 30
Views: 11,634

January 28, 2010, 02:43:15 AM
by Freeky

Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.

Started by AFK

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Replies: 28
Views: 11,637

October 12, 2013, 04:35:48 AM
by Ben Shapiro

9

Started by Dimocritus

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Replies: 29
Views: 11,638

September 24, 2009, 11:30:31 PM
by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Just as a point of interest...

Started by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

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Replies: 46
Views: 11,641

September 30, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

So, Nassim Taleb is a giant douchebag?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Replies: 15
Views: 11,642

August 20, 2015, 12:42:21 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

RIP PAYNE.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 28
Views: 11,651

May 05, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
by NotPublished

question and where's the contradiction??!!

Started by GrannySmith

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Replies: 33
Views: 11,654

December 20, 2013, 05:02:06 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ITT: Name Your Personal Demons

Started by Cramulus

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Replies: 29
Views: 11,654

February 18, 2012, 08:51:07 PM
by Rococo Modem Basilisk

Camden Benares---Info?

Started by Apikoros II

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Replies: 20
Views: 11,664

June 09, 2013, 12:20:48 AM
by Pæs

This Isn't How Any of That Works.

Started by Doktor Howl

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Replies: 20
Views: 11,664

September 27, 2018, 10:07:26 PM
by Suu

Everything you know is WRONG!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator

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Replies: 30
Views: 11,664

April 27, 2010, 05:26:29 AM
by BadBeast

Dads get no fuckin credit

Started by AFK

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Replies: 49
Views: 11,665

October 04, 2010, 02:44:54 PM
by AFK

Random beatings

Started by -Kel-

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Replies: 24
Views: 11,671

August 05, 2010, 10:32:29 PM
by -Kel-

Hello Waffles.

Started by EK WAFFLR

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Replies: 40
Views: 11,672

July 22, 2012, 03:55:31 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel