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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #135 on: May 25, 2007, 06:17:29 am »
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.

And if they do?

Whack 'em in the jimmy?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #136 on: May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 am »
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #137 on: May 25, 2007, 06:20:37 am »
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

Hickory FTW.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #138 on: May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 pm »


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #139 on: May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 am »


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

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Neither do I.

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John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #140 on: May 27, 2007, 01:28:32 am »


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

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Neither do I.

:potd:

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Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #141 on: May 27, 2007, 03:54:55 am »
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« Reply #142 on: May 27, 2007, 03:55:14 am »

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« Reply #143 on: May 27, 2007, 04:08:07 am »
Are you on your

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #144 on: May 27, 2007, 01:15:16 pm »
I'm always a bitch.  How do you want me?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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« Reply #145 on: May 27, 2007, 04:47:01 pm »
FACT: Any group with Hugh as the leader will immediately be declared an enemy of HIMEOBS.

Hugh is a fucking tool and I hope he gets face-herpies.

from fucking face-raping bats, for great justice.

Great fucking Justice!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #147 on: May 29, 2007, 03:58:36 pm »
LMNO - glad to hear things went ok.

So, what superpowers did the radiation bestow upon your dad?

I'm sort of hoping that he can shoot particle beams out of his eyes to destroy creationists. That'd be cool.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No....it's PEER REVIEW MAN!!!!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #148 on: May 29, 2007, 07:27:47 pm »
In that case I'm going to buy up as many internets as I can while they're cheap and stockpile them for later :mrgreen:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #149 on: May 29, 2007, 08:15:51 pm »
"The problem with America today is that the evil has settled to the bottom, and things are getting poopy. A country is like a snow globe. How do you make a snow globe pretty again? By shaking things up! That's why we propose that every citizen must leave the US, and become a citizen of another country. Only immigrants will be allowed with the borders of the United States."

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