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The Good Reverend Roger

#135
May 25, 2007, 06:17:29 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:15:57 AM
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.

And if they do?

Whack 'em in the jimmy?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#136
May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 AM
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

The Good Reverend Roger

#137
May 25, 2007, 06:20:37 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:19:21 AM
Well that's what I would do, it's a pretty classy move really.

Hickory FTW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#138
May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

saint aini

#139
May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

saint aini

#140
May 27, 2007, 01:28:32 AM
Quote from: saint aini on May 27, 2007, 01:28:06 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 26, 2007, 07:25:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 08:46:40 PM


"I'd hit it" - A phrase popularized by Napoleon Bonaparte of France during the third nuclear world war, to "hit it" means to engage in a series of financial transactions whereby the first party is indebted to the second party.




:potd:

Yes, I just posted my own POTD.

No, I have no shame.

Neither do I.

:potd:

:potd:
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Idem

#141
May 27, 2007, 03:54:55 AM
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Idem

#142
May 27, 2007, 03:55:14 AM

Jasper

#143
May 27, 2007, 04:08:07 AM
Are you on your

.

?

saint aini

#144
May 27, 2007, 01:15:16 PM
I'm always a bitch.  How do you want me?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Suu

#145
May 27, 2007, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 27, 2007, 04:53:05 AM
FACT: Any group with Hugh as the leader will immediately be declared an enemy of HIMEOBS.

Hugh is a fucking tool and I hope he gets face-herpies.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 27, 2007, 06:28:23 AM
from fucking face-raping bats, for great justice.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 27, 2007, 06:53:53 AM
Great fucking Justice!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#147
May 29, 2007, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 29, 2007, 03:49:22 PM
LMNO - glad to hear things went ok.

So, what superpowers did the radiation bestow upon your dad?

I'm sort of hoping that he can shoot particle beams out of his eyes to destroy creationists. That'd be cool.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No....it's PEER REVIEW MAN!!!!

Dimwit 1: I believe the universe was made in 6 days.
PRM: Hah hah ahh ahha....zzzzzt [dimwit vapourized]

Dimwit 2: Because of quantum physics, I can control all matter!
PRM: Ha ha ha hah.....ZZZZT.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#148
May 29, 2007, 07:27:47 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 28, 2007, 11:40:24 AM
In that case I'm going to buy up as many internets as I can while they're cheap and stockpile them for later :mrgreen:

Suu

#149
May 29, 2007, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 29, 2007, 08:08:11 PM
"The problem with America today is that the evil has settled to the bottom, and things are getting poopy. A country is like a snow globe. How do you make a snow globe pretty again? By shaking things up! That's why we propose that every citizen must leave the US, and become a citizen of another country. Only immigrants will be allowed with the borders of the United States."

Legal? Fail.
Cramulus/Durden
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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