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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #165 on: June 02, 2007, 01:20:05 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #166 on: June 02, 2007, 01:24:08 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #167 on: June 02, 2007, 01:28:32 am »
They spelled intarspheres wrong.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #168 on: June 04, 2007, 04:33:39 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #169 on: June 04, 2007, 04:34:39 pm »
 :lulz:

I was just about to post that.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #170 on: June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 pm »
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goatee and everything.

It was fucking awesome.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #171 on: June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 pm »
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #172 on: June 05, 2007, 04:05:41 pm »
...What is on YUOR mind?!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #173 on: June 05, 2007, 04:07:09 pm »
tbh, that was how I read it too.  C'mon, someone starts a post with midget in the first sentence, you've gotta assume goatse over goatee. 
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #174 on: June 05, 2007, 05:29:00 pm »
damn it, I read it as goatse over goatse  :x
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #175 on: June 05, 2007, 06:59:53 pm »
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #176 on: June 05, 2007, 07:42:34 pm »
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!

A: Yes but your dutch, and therefore you HAVE to misread anything at a genius level

B: Davey told me this on IRC, but as it was IRC, and the first rule of IRC is you don't talk about IRC (at least where TGRR and ECH will read it), I told no one. Apparently, he wasn't in green clothes, and so doesn't qualify entirely as a leprechaun...

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #177 on: June 05, 2007, 08:34:35 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #178 on: June 05, 2007, 09:28:26 pm »


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #179 on: June 05, 2007, 09:57:42 pm »
You and I need to go in tonight and give them some more tubgirl.
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