I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.
I was like OMG leprechaun!
He had a goaste goatse and everything.
It was fucking awesome.
I keep reading it this way.
It's freaking me out.
i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
A: Yes but your dutch, and therefore you HAVE to misread anything at a genius level
B: Davey told me this on IRC, but as it was IRC, and the first rule of IRC is you don't talk about IRC (at least where TGRR and ECH will read it), I told no one. Apparently, he wasn't in green clothes, and so doesn't qualify
entirely as a leprechaun...