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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #345 on: August 20, 2007, 07:02:33 pm »
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI)

"The Gayest Wango Tango"

I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
é─˛Till sanityé─˘s Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
Ité─˘s like youé─˘ve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasné─˘t mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.

My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.

I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!

The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #346 on: August 20, 2007, 07:43:51 pm »
this

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #347 on: August 20, 2007, 07:49:14 pm »
this

amazingly, as far as i can remember

this totally lame gag

hasn't actually been done before in this thread, has it?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #348 on: August 20, 2007, 07:52:38 pm »
Actually, I think it was.  But I'm not feeling very archaelogical today to find out for sure. 
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #349 on: August 21, 2007, 08:36:13 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #350 on: August 23, 2007, 05:04:26 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #351 on: August 23, 2007, 05:05:05 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #352 on: August 24, 2007, 03:09:02 am »
PADDLE FASTER!  I HEAR THETANS!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #353 on: August 28, 2007, 03:11:37 pm »
Sometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.

i admire your restraint.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #355 on: September 07, 2007, 08:01:14 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #356 on: September 09, 2007, 02:05:34 am »
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #357 on: September 09, 2007, 03:28:21 am »
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.

You can get high on pterodactyl?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #358 on: September 11, 2007, 02:42:18 am »
Wow...

Fail.


Aaaaanyways....

Back to POTD:


this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #359 on: September 11, 2007, 06:25:41 am »
Post of the Day August 25th 2005:

I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct

So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere

It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem