What about those weed gangsters that are mad about you giving speeches in Bumfuck, Maine?
A filkSung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI)"The Gayest Wango Tango"I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.Cock and Repost‘Till sanity’s ToastAs we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,And my argument, logically dismemberIt’s like you’ve blackend my eye,As you set fire to my tie,As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.I entered the login commandBefore you my words stand,Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!Be touching do they be?My libido it retreatsWhen you post your savage meats,As you inform me of your featsOf SodomyyyyyyyyyyThat pic of your wood, it wasn’t mahogany,And My mind is such metrosexual agony.My Pie it is on fireYet no cake do I desireWhich is why I may expireWhen we tango.I put the link in betweenThose brackets, Love,But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,As shame renders me numb.The picutred roseThat you posted in your teeth, Love,With the thorns underneath, Love,Sticking into your gums.Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.Those girls must need at least twenty stitchesTo sew up the gashThat you made with your lash,As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.Violate my brain,that WOMP made me scream with pain,Then paste my face once again on a boobieAnd say I am a noobie.I know all too wellNo one here treats me too swellSo, Darling, if you smellSomething burning, it's my heartExcuse me!The way my thread was rolled overKeep my posting from getting any bolder.Fracturing my mind,Till Win and lail can be mine,As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
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PADDLE FASTER! I HEAR THETANS!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2007, 02:23:48 pmSometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.i admire your restraint.
Sometimes I just want to firebomb the entire east coast.
Everything causes cancer given enough lab tests.
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 pmScience causes cancer given enough lab tests.fixed!
Science causes cancer given enough lab tests.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 04, 2007, 08:57:10 pmQuote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 pmCancer causes science given enough lab tests.fixed!Double fix!
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 pmCancer causes science given enough lab tests.fixed!
Cancer causes science given enough lab tests.
Pterodactyl - the only way to fly.
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.
I pissed on my neighbor's carThey got really angry at meI told them it used too much gasThen I got arrested for disorderly conductSo I set their house on fireAnd shot them in the faceWith a chicken cannonSpraying chicken and people gibs everywhereIt was horribleI feel bad nowBut now I feel betterBecause I wrote a poem
