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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #675 on: July 23, 2008, 05:42:40 pm »
It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet. :(
You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #676 on: July 27, 2008, 11:21:40 pm »
also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday

My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #677 on: July 27, 2008, 11:26:52 pm »
I am left with no other reason to believe but that we're AWESOME.



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #678 on: July 28, 2008, 12:05:49 am »
agreed.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #679 on: July 28, 2008, 12:56:52 am »
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences



Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #680 on: July 30, 2008, 02:12:15 am »
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #681 on: July 30, 2008, 12:00:25 pm »
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

A mittens icon should appear next to it on the thread list instead of the generic document symbol:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #682 on: July 31, 2008, 12:26:23 pm »
Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #683 on: July 31, 2008, 12:43:23 pm »
In response to the thread title

The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #684 on: July 31, 2008, 08:23:44 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #685 on: July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 pm »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #686 on: July 31, 2008, 11:18:12 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #687 on: August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 am »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #688 on: August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 am »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #689 on: August 01, 2008, 03:44:20 am »
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.