ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[LMNO]

It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet.

You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday

My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.

 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I am left with no other reason to believe but that we're AWESOME.

This needs to be made an emoticon.

[Triple Zero]

agreed.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences

Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

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Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

A mittens icon should appear next to it on the thread list instead of the generic document symbol:

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

In response to the thread title

The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
-TGRR

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC]

Dear advice puppy,

I was in mid cum when I noticed it was a shemale, what should I do?

to teh puppeh!

[Vene]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

[Jenne]

Whassup with the razor blades? I don't think telling peeps to kills themselves cuz they're having probs is funny. 

You obviously took the wrong turn at Albequerque.

Rev. What are yuo talking about?

Nothing.  Did you know we have a pool on the roof?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

[Vene]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.