ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.

I fucking love Bill Nye.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.

[Nast]

Yay science!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.

I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

[Vene]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.

Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood! 

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I always assume everyone is male until they say they aren't.

[Cain]

I thought Vene was a guy.

The gender being filled in as "male" on the profile may have informed that decision somewhat...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.

I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

[Vene]

Hm. I just realized that I had always assumed you were a girl too. You're obviously infected with teh ghey.

That's news to me, oh well.  If it's on the internets it must be true.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

apparently, if you lay a jar full of set gelatin on it's side, go running, then swab between your toes w/ a q-tip and rub that on the gelatin, put it in a closet for a week and open that jar.....

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!!!


stinky.

I know I will regret this...


How did you find this out? And WHY?

lol, i watched the show

OOHHHHHH I get it now!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

(And YES, sugar IS a drug, before you decide to say anything stupid))

[Reginald Ret]

I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.

Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood! 

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.