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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #780 on: January 06, 2009, 01:09:23 pm »
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #781 on: January 07, 2009, 09:29:55 pm »
its still a little bent
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #782 on: January 07, 2009, 10:02:07 pm »
its still a little bent

Following P3nT's lead, can i quote YUO saying this for ever and ever till the end of your days?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #783 on: January 07, 2009, 10:26:47 pm »
only if you keep that wig on :fap:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #784 on: January 07, 2009, 10:45:00 pm »
only if you keep that wig on :fap:

Kay.

Wait, you mean the pink one?
That's not a wig.

This is all me.

Who's fapping now, bitch?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #785 on: January 09, 2009, 03:08:16 am »
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

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It might actually be funnier in context.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #786 on: January 11, 2009, 11:39:15 am »
I don't know about you, but after sex, I feel a strong urge to wipe the feces off my chest.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #787 on: January 11, 2009, 05:24:30 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #788 on: January 12, 2009, 07:52:57 am »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #789 on: January 12, 2009, 12:33:24 pm »


Awwww, that's just harsh.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #790 on: January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 pm »
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #791 on: January 13, 2009, 01:17:15 am »
its not abuse hes still got his feet
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #792 on: January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 am »
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #793 on: January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 pm »
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #794 on: January 14, 2009, 05:08:37 pm »
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 
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