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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

:spittake:

oh shit, that's fucking CLASSIC.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

One of my many lailtastic exchanges with PKLS

Quote from: Cain
Quote from: PrincessKLS
You recieve what you carry out Cain.

And how dare you be such an asshole to Prince William and his family.

Crazy stalkers?  How do I carry them out?  I mean, sure I work out, but even then I could probably carry out a maximum of two, so long as the door was nearby and they were small stalkers....

Easily.  Prince Willy's grandad had his momma iced by MI6.  See how simple it is?

Idem


Cain

No, this is old.  It just made me laff.


Bu🤠ns

LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...

Jenne

Quote from: Burns on February 06, 2009, 07:12:45 AM
LOL pkls.  she even started that whole TCC thing in the first place...

Dude, I totally forgot about that.  :lulz: 

Idem


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 12, 2009, 04:25:42 AM
i loved that so much i read it out loud to Mr Squid.
he chuckled too.

:lulz: We're juvenile!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

so what!
now gimme back my pony, or i'll pull your hair.








;)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."