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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #885 on: May 29, 2009, 03:53:35 pm »
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #886 on: May 29, 2009, 04:00:33 pm »
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #887 on: May 29, 2009, 05:55:01 pm »
My wife likes the rainbow/tropical scented ones. 
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #888 on: May 29, 2009, 08:39:18 pm »
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #889 on: May 29, 2009, 08:41:28 pm »
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Sorry. Yeah, I couldn't tell.
Guess I am a little sensitive. One of my closest friends is moving to Missouri. Forever.

Tell them NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!! That they will hate it here!  Tell them how bad it sucks.  Tell them I miss Florida and all of it's tourists and traffic and bullshit every second of every day.....  

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #890 on: May 30, 2009, 05:32:01 am »
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #891 on: May 30, 2009, 07:06:34 am »
Oh she knows.
She's leaving for a stupid reason.
I'm going to miss her. A lot.



baskets of cunts!!!  :argh!:

Been through that a few times myself, recently.  All my friends run off to decadent, faraway lands.  They have abandoned me to the meth heads.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #892 on: May 30, 2009, 07:12:39 am »
I will.



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Also, slap LMNO like the little fuckmonkey he is.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #893 on: May 30, 2009, 04:58:53 pm »
I like the Durex Avanti polyurethane ones.

I like them so much I accidentally bought 6 boxes on Amazon, and then accidentally haven't had the chance to use them up. Oops!

I had those once, got a sampling package of all their different types cause I wrote them an email when a condom teared and I was pissed about it (bless the morning after pill).

Didnt like them. They weren't really stretchy and felt a bit like paper, something. It's a long time ago, so I dont remember the specifics though.

I thought they are for people that are sensitive or allergic to rubber? Or do they have other advantages?

The main advantage is that they feel a tiny bit more like not wearing a condom, though they do take a bit of getting used to because they're not stretchy. Also, they're not suited well to the <ahem> larger gentleman, because of the non-stretchiness and because for the best sensation they should fit a little loosely.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #894 on: June 01, 2009, 06:53:03 pm »
The internet has provided Grammar Nazis all over the world with a Sysyphian task.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #895 on: June 02, 2009, 10:48:14 pm »
woah, you guys missed some good ones





I'm sure there's more, will post when I find them...

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #896 on: June 03, 2009, 04:35:36 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I just sharted!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #897 on: June 05, 2009, 02:54:00 pm »
So, Mrs LMNO and I were talking about this last night.

Mrs LMNO: "I don't know... I think that he might have been involved in something even worse, and was killed... this whole thing seems like a cover up to hide it."

Me:  "Wait... Something worse than going to Thailand and choking yourself to death while jerking off?  So you're stacking an even more implausible story on top of the one we already have.  Where the hell did Mrs Conspiracy Theorist come from?"

Mrs LMNO: "I learned it by watching you."

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #898 on: June 05, 2009, 11:59:57 pm »
And finally, the new Olympic Torch (the word around Vansterdam is that it resembles a joint):


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #899 on: June 08, 2009, 01:30:11 pm »
That sounds like the 50-post suggestion being reconsidered

The 50-post suggestion is not a suicide pact.

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