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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #870 on: April 18, 2009, 06:20:02 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #871 on: April 20, 2009, 11:40:29 pm »

no one can take it, everyone loves drama.

If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.

What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #872 on: April 24, 2009, 03:26:16 pm »
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.

ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.

ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.

ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #873 on: May 15, 2009, 02:39:59 pm »

I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 



Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.

The Big Bong Theory.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #874 on: May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 pm »
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #875 on: May 28, 2009, 05:12:40 pm »
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

a xylophone made out of live kittens that you play with a tazer.
it's brilliant. it must be shared with the world.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #876 on: May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 pm »
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #877 on: May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 am »
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #878 on: May 29, 2009, 05:12:08 am »
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

Did you credit me?  I'm a little proud of that one.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #879 on: May 29, 2009, 07:22:32 am »
I will.

and all the FL spags will go "huh?" and i'll just say "shut up bitch" and they'll laugh. like they always do. cause they're bitches.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #880 on: May 29, 2009, 07:44:54 am »
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

oh yeah.
and i totally deserved that.
I mean what with all 40 of my friends. Half of whom are from here.

cause I'm real important or something? ?



gimme a break.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #881 on: May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 pm »
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #882 on: May 29, 2009, 01:44:50 pm »
what? "extra sensitive"???!

there's no need to rib me for my choice of condom, man.




why are you such a dick to everybody this week? JESUS!



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #883 on: May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 pm »
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #884 on: May 29, 2009, 03:22:02 pm »
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

Literally, apparently. Why are you so insensitive towards rape victims?!