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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#870
April 18, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
 :thanks:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#871
April 20, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 20, 2009, 11:32:46 PM
Quote from: wade on April 20, 2009, 11:30:56 PM

no one can take it, everyone loves drama.

If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.

What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.

:potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#872
April 24, 2009, 03:26:16 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:17:07 AM
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.

ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.

ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.

ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!

:lulz: :potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#873
May 15, 2009, 02:39:59 PM

Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 



Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.

Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
The Big Bong Theory.

:potd:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#874
May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#875
May 28, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

a xylophone made out of live kittens that you play with a tazer.
it's brilliant. it must be shared with the world.

LMNO

#876
May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#877
May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

The Good Reverend Roger

#878
May 29, 2009, 05:12:08 AM
Quote from: Squid on May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

Did you credit me?  I'm a little proud of that one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#879
May 29, 2009, 07:22:32 AM
I will.

and all the FL spags will go "huh?" and i'll just say "shut up bitch" and they'll laugh. like they always do. cause they're bitches.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#880
May 29, 2009, 07:44:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

oh yeah.
and i totally deserved that.
I mean what with all 40 of my friends. Half of whom are from here.

cause I'm real important or something? ?



gimme a break.

LMNO

#881
May 29, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Cramulus

#882
May 29, 2009, 01:44:50 PM
what? "extra sensitive"???!

there's no need to rib me for my choice of condom, man.




why are you such a dick to everybody this week? JESUS!



:lulz:

Triple Zero

#883
May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

#884
May 29, 2009, 03:22:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

Literally, apparently. Why are you so insensitive towards rape victims?!
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