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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Malaul

#195
July 23, 2004, 11:05:26 PM
Ever wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?
CAt always land feet down
buttered bbread alwyas lands butter side dwn


would the catr just hover?
or explode?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Wishfarple

#196
July 24, 2004, 12:13:16 AM
Quote from: MalaulEver wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

MedeoPlusPlus

#197
July 24, 2004, 01:26:30 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: MalaulEver wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Well, now I have. Thanks for the image.
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Malaul

#198
July 24, 2004, 01:30:30 AM
yoy liked it
you know you did
youeven THANKED him for it




sicko
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

MedeoPlusPlus

#199
July 24, 2004, 01:49:33 AM
What you say!
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Malaul

#200
July 24, 2004, 02:54:47 AM
you heard me
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

DJRubberducky

#201
July 24, 2004, 03:34:58 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheEver wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Wishfarple

#202
July 24, 2004, 03:38:54 AM
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheEver wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml

:( :(  :(

This is why I support abortion up to and including the age of 50.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

~~~~Closed~~~~

#203
July 24, 2004, 06:21:05 AM
Quote from: Malaulyou heard me

no...actually he didn't, he has a hearing problem.

The Commander

#204
July 25, 2004, 07:27:00 PM
Is it because he doesn't have any ears?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Malaul

#206
August 09, 2004, 11:11:57 AM
i love sinfest
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Slarti

#207
August 09, 2004, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml

people like that should be crucified upside down while having car batteries strapped to their balls.

namu

#208
August 09, 2004, 03:45:57 PM
There are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.
Namu the Maxwell Angel
--
United we stand, divided we run free at last !

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#209
August 11, 2004, 07:51:06 AM
Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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