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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #465 on: April 08, 2011, 11:46:11 pm »
I feel fine at the moment, just wondering when the Nuclear Assplosion is gonna actually happen. I have some pretty impressive ironguts, but I certainly don't expect them to handle this without something weird going on.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #466 on: April 08, 2011, 11:47:12 pm »
There will be bloating, soon, unless you get the runs.
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« Reply #467 on: April 08, 2011, 11:53:32 pm »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?
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« Reply #468 on: April 08, 2011, 11:57:14 pm »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #469 on: April 08, 2011, 11:58:54 pm »
I feel fine at the moment, just wondering when the Nuclear Assplosion is gonna actually happen. I have some pretty impressive ironguts, but I certainly don't expect them to handle this without something weird going on.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #470 on: April 08, 2011, 11:59:33 pm »
I like oranges too much to ruin them for myself this way but if you guys ever do a blueberry or cherry eating contest, let me know. I'd sacrifice those fruits on the altar of self-destructive retardation.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #471 on: April 09, 2011, 12:02:20 am »
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #472 on: April 09, 2011, 12:03:15 am »
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

Ah, well. On the plus side if you eat lots of cherries and puke, you'll look like you're hurking blood. And then with blueberries, there's always the purple poo that's good for a laugh.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #473 on: April 09, 2011, 12:03:33 am »
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

The stupid is that blueberries are like $5 a pint.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #474 on: April 09, 2011, 12:04:38 am »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.

Hmm, I need to catch up then, I'm only at 16 Vs.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #475 on: April 09, 2011, 12:05:45 am »
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

The stupid is that blueberries are like $5 a pint.

Is it cheating if you just go outside and pick them instead of buying them?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #476 on: April 09, 2011, 12:06:14 am »
ANNNND NINE.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #477 on: April 09, 2011, 12:07:26 am »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.

Hmm, I need to catch up then, I'm only at 16 Vs.

 :lulz: I don't think we should even allow them next year... they just don't have the fuck-you-upness of Navels. Not enough pulp.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #478 on: April 09, 2011, 12:09:33 am »
Should do it earlier in the year then, my biggest motivators on Valencias is that they're a third the price of navels here and now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #479 on: April 09, 2011, 12:15:36 am »
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

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