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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #600 on: April 09, 2011, 10:55:43 am »
Annnnnnnnnd.... final orange segment consumed!

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #601 on: April 09, 2011, 11:30:37 am »
I just woke up.  First order of business, come to this thread.

I have to go put on pance for the sole purpose of shitting them.

Y'all are certifiable.   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #602 on: April 09, 2011, 02:24:16 pm »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NIGEL.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #603 on: April 09, 2011, 02:36:35 pm »
NOW THE REAL FUN BEGINS, COCKMONGLERS.


 

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #604 on: April 09, 2011, 02:38:06 pm »
NOW THE REAL FUN BEGINS, COCKMONGLERS.


 


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #605 on: April 09, 2011, 02:43:53 pm »
I feel fine.   :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #606 on: April 09, 2011, 02:46:17 pm »
I feel fine.   :)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #607 on: April 09, 2011, 03:41:12 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #608 on: April 09, 2011, 03:41:43 pm »
I'm going out for breakfast with my room mate
I'm going to wait to use the public toilet
just in case.

TO THE WALL.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #609 on: April 09, 2011, 03:57:59 pm »
I ate 12 over the span of the day mixed with bananas, grits and other starchy foods and I have to say: I feel fine. I'm drinking my second cup of Island Coconut coffee, had a bagel with cream cheese and am about to go for my run. Not even a rumble.

I must say, I probably could have eaten more...a LOT more, but I kind of let y'all psyche me out a bit with all the Z0MFGITSANEPICASSPLOSION talk. After Nigel started talking about going back to the store, I was like: "well, I'm at the end of my sack too. I either have to make an orange-run myself, or admit that it's over." Fact is: I have a picnic with the muffins in New Orleans on Sunday and the last thing I need is to have run off to feed recycled citrus compost to the Oaks in Audubon Park six times in a hour...so I puss'd out.

I'm totally down for pushing this next year because I wanna know: if a dozen oranges did absolutely nothing to my ass, how the fuck many will it take?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #610 on: April 09, 2011, 04:27:59 pm »
I don't know HOW, but I just shat pure stomach acid, AND I DIDN'T EVEN EAT ORANGES.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #611 on: April 09, 2011, 04:40:29 pm »
I don't know HOW, but I just shat pure stomach acid, AND I DIDN'T EVEN EAT ORANGES.


My bad. Emergency Gastrointestinal Transference. In other words, there's a Stargate in my colon.



I puked at about 6 am, but I pretty much feel great now. :)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #612 on: April 09, 2011, 04:56:34 pm »
Other than nightmares, getting up in the middle of the night to shit my body weight, and waking up with an apparent sugar hangover, I feel... OK.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #614 on: April 09, 2011, 05:26:35 pm »
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