FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Cainad (dec.)]

Annnnnnnnnd.... final orange segment consumed!

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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son of a shitcock

it's 6 am and I just woke up to vomit for nothing?

no, I can't even... there's no rage, no fury, no feeling of any sort anymore...

[Luna]

I just woke up.  First order of business, come to this thread.

I have to go put on pance for the sole purpose of shitting them.

Y'all are certifiable.   

[Suu]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NIGEL.

[LMNO]

NOW THE REAL FUN BEGINS, COCKMONGLERS.

[Suu]

NOW THE REAL FUN BEGINS, COCKMONGLERS.

This.

[Requia ☣]

I feel fine.   

[Suu]

I feel fine.   

That's because you ate Valencias.

[Thurnez Isa]

I'm going out for breakfast with my room mate
I'm going to wait to use the public toilet
just in case.

[Suu]

I'm going out for breakfast with my room mate
I'm going to wait to use the public toilet
just in case.

TO THE WALL.

[navkat]

I ate 12 over the span of the day mixed with bananas, grits and other starchy foods and I have to say: I feel fine. I'm drinking my second cup of Island Coconut coffee, had a bagel with cream cheese and am about to go for my run. Not even a rumble.

I must say, I probably could have eaten more...a LOT more, but I kind of let y'all psyche me out a bit with all the Z0MFGITSANEPICASSPLOSION talk. After Nigel started talking about going back to the store, I was like: "well, I'm at the end of my sack too. I either have to make an orange-run myself, or admit that it's over." Fact is: I have a picnic with the muffins in New Orleans on Sunday and the last thing I need is to have run off to feed recycled citrus compost to the Oaks in Audubon Park six times in a hour...so I puss'd out.

I'm totally down for pushing this next year because I wanna know: if a dozen oranges did absolutely nothing to my ass, how the fuck many will it take?

[Suu]

I don't know HOW, but I just shat pure stomach acid, AND I DIDN'T EVEN EAT ORANGES.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I don't know HOW, but I just shat pure stomach acid, AND I DIDN'T EVEN EAT ORANGES.

My bad. Emergency Gastrointestinal Transference. In other words, there's a Stargate in my colon.



I puked at about 6 am, but I pretty much feel great now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Other than nightmares, getting up in the middle of the night to shit my body weight, and waking up with an apparent sugar hangover, I feel... OK.

[Triple Zero]

to everybody!!

can we get a final score board of how much everybody ate? (with valencia-navel conversion at 1.5 right?)

finally, I believe this song was made for you guys ... I never quite understood what it was about, the "lyrics" consist of a male and a female voice saying "ORANGE" in turn, numbers and counting, and children giggling. But after reading this thread, it's pretty obvious. Enjoy:

ORANGE ... hehehehihihi ... orange ... hihihihi ...  one ORANGE two three hehehehihihi four five six seven eight nine orange Yeaaaah that's right ten eleven hihihihihi twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen ORANGE eightteen nineteen hehehehihihi twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five orange twenty-six twenty-seven hehehehihihi twenty-eight twenty-nine thirty thirty-one thirty-two thirty-three ORANGE thirty-four thirty-five Yeaaaah that's right thirty-six fourty-four sixty-eight twenty-seven thirty-five fourty-two orange fifty-eight fourty-seven ehehihihi sixty-three eighty-five seventy-four sixty-seven sixty-six fifty-one ORANGE seventy-nine fourty-two hihihehehe twenty-four fourty-five sixty-ten six seven fifty-six sixty-five orange fourty-four fifty-three ehihihihi fourty-four seventeen thirteen twenty-three Yeaaaaaaaah that's right

[President Television]

JUICE FOR THE JUICE GOD!
PULP FOR THE PULP THRONE!