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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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Freeky

#180
August 25, 2010, 04:55:12 AM
 :argh!:

Dysnomia

#181
August 25, 2010, 04:57:50 AM
COME TO CALI


I PIMP OUT FRIEND WHO LIKES BONDAGE TO U
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Freeky

#182
August 25, 2010, 04:59:40 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 04:57:50 AM
COME TO CALI


I PIMP OUT FRIEND WHO LIKES BONDAGE TO U

CALI IS TOO FAR RIGHT NOW. :sad:

Dysnomia

#183
August 25, 2010, 08:26:34 PM
MAYBE I MAIL TO U IF U SUPPLY POSTAGE
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#184
August 25, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
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PLZ TO CHECK RATES KTHX

Dysnomia

#185
August 25, 2010, 09:02:22 PM
NOT SURE IF THEY LIST HOW MUCH POSTAGE IS FOR ONE 6'2 PALESTINIAN MAN, 100' OF ROPE, AND PROLLY A BONG SINCE...WELL IT'S HIM.   :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Freeky

#186
August 25, 2010, 10:34:51 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 09:02:22 PM
NOT SURE IF THEY LIST HOW MUCH POSTAGE IS FOR ONE 6'2 PALESTINIAN MAN, 100' OF ROPE, AND PROLLY A BONG SINCE...WELL IT'S HIM.   :lulz:

THEY GOT PRICES BY WEIGHT AND SIZE OF BOX! HAVEN'T YOU EVER CHECKED OUT THE POST OFFICE WEBSITE BEFORE?

Don Coyote

#187
August 25, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
Find a flat rate box and cram him in it.

Freeky

#188
August 25, 2010, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
Find a flat rate box and cram him in it.

Those actually do max out at 70 pounds.

Doktor Howl

#189
August 25, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 25, 2010, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
Find a flat rate box and cram him in it.

Those actually do max out at 70 pounds.

Then you could ship him if you cut his 'fro off.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#190
August 25, 2010, 10:46:45 PM
There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman. That would be so much cooler than idiots selling fake security systems.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#191
August 25, 2010, 10:47:58 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 25, 2010, 10:46:45 PM
There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman.

There's always the police.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#192
August 25, 2010, 11:02:13 PM
Yeah but they come right out of the box with the hitting. Some of us like to work up to that, yannow? And zip-ties? Seriously? So not hawt. And pepper spray totally detracts from the ambiance. Though the Taser has interesting applications . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#193
August 25, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 25, 2010, 11:02:13 PM
Yeah but they come right out of the box with the hitting. Some of us like to work up to that, yannow? And zip-ties? Seriously? So not hawt. And pepper spray totally detracts from the ambiance. Though the Taser has interesting applications . . .

I once mentioned I should get a box of a heavy duty zip-ties while I was deployed. Everyone immediately thought the worse. :roll:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#194
August 25, 2010, 11:13:50 PM
Well yeah, it's you. :P Look what you do in ten words or less on a forum. Zip-ties would turn you into fucking McGyver.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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