The Kaousuu Weather Network: Hurricane Earl

[Suu]

Providence doesn't drain well. Everything goes into the rivers, and then the rivers overflow. Couple that with a storm surge, even from a measly cat 1, and we go under a couple feet, hence the hurricane barrier.

[Suu]

FUCKING FEEDER BANDS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

[Suu]

Had to come back up to the other bar. Barrier still open for high tide.

[LMNO]

Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

[Don Coyote]

Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

[Suu]

What did they bring for lunch?

[LMNO]

Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

Naturally.  The Oracles must be consulted.

What did they bring for lunch?

Egg salad sandwich; Doritos; yogurt.

[Suu]

Get rid of the egg salad and proceed to nearest bar.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

Naturally.  The Oracles must be consulted.

I think that is offal...

[LMNO]

Get rid of the egg salad and proceed to nearest bar.

Negative; since all those fuckers live on the south shore, they left.  Now I have to cover their bunched-panty asses.

[Suu]

They let me out of work. Not because of the storm, just because we're totally dead.

[LMNO]

INTERNATIONAL FINANCE NEVER SLEEPS.

[Suu]

So, I don't know what I'm going to do now. Most of my friends are losers and don't want to go down to the shore to watch this thing roll in and calling me crazy for wanting to do so, but at the same time, they're the ones calling me a nerd for tracking it.



...I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR GODDAMN METEOROLOGY....I JUST WISH I HAD STAYED WITH IT.

[LMNO]

An olympic martial artist-air force pilot-period seamstress-meteorologist. 


It all makes perfect sense now.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

An olympic martial artist-air force pilot-period seamstress-meteorologist. 


It all makes perfect sense now.

A True Renaissance Woman.