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The Kaousuu Weather Network: Hurricane Earl

Started by Suu, August 30, 2010, 02:10:31 AM

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Suu

Providence doesn't drain well. Everything goes into the rivers, and then the rivers overflow. Couple that with a storm surge, even from a measly cat 1, and we go under a couple feet, hence the hurricane barrier.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

FUCKING FEEDER BANDS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Had to come back up to the other bar. Barrier still open for high tide.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 03, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

Suu

What did they bring for lunch?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Quote from: Cudgel on September 03, 2010, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 03, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

Naturally.  The Oracles must be consulted.

Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 03, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
What did they bring for lunch?

Egg salad sandwich; Doritos; yogurt.

Suu

Get rid of the egg salad and proceed to nearest bar.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 03, 2010, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 03, 2010, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 03, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
Rain has begun to fall on Boston.  In anticipation of the imminent collapse of society, I just killed one of my co-workers for food.  Please advise my next course of action.

Did you remove the entrails?

Naturally.  The Oracles must be consulted.

I think that is offal...

:rimshot:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 03, 2010, 08:45:20 PM
Get rid of the egg salad and proceed to nearest bar.

Negative; since all those fuckers live on the south shore, they left.  Now I have to cover their bunched-panty asses.

Suu

They let me out of work. Not because of the storm, just because we're totally dead.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO


Suu

So, I don't know what I'm going to do now. Most of my friends are losers and don't want to go down to the shore to watch this thing roll in and calling me crazy for wanting to do so, but at the same time, they're the ones calling me a nerd for tracking it.



...I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR GODDAMN METEOROLOGY....I JUST WISH I HAD STAYED WITH IT. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

An olympic martial artist-air force pilot-period seamstress-meteorologist


It all makes perfect sense now.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 03, 2010, 09:51:04 PM
An olympic martial artist-air force pilot-period seamstress-meteorologist


It all makes perfect sense now.

A True Renaissance Woman.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson