UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

[LMNO]

[Doktor Howl]

Can't view at work.   

[LMNO]

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) says she was approached by a woman after last night's Tea Party/CNN debate who told her that her daughter now suffers from mental retardation as a result of taking Gardisal, a vaccination for HPV.

"The problem is, is it comes with some very significant consequences. There's a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given that vaccine. She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result of that vaccine. There are very dangerous consequences," Bachmann said on FOX News after the debate.

[Doktor Howl]

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) says she was approached by a woman after last night's Tea Party/CNN debate who told her that her daughter now suffers from mental retardation as a result of taking Gardisal, a vaccination for HPV.

"The problem is, is it comes with some very significant consequences. There's a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given that vaccine. She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result of that vaccine. There are very dangerous consequences," Bachmann said on FOX News after the debate.

My guess is, she made that up out of wholecloth.

There's a reason I have no problem smearing these people.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So wait, her 11 year old daugher was perfectly normal, then got the vaccine and is suddenly retarded?  Am I understanding this correctly?

[LMNO]

...and what we do know is third-hand hearsay.  Without any clinical or medical evidence to back it up.

[Doktor Howl]

So wait, her 11 year old daugher was perfectly normal, then got the vaccine and is suddenly retarded?  Am I understanding this correctly?

She's playing on the MMR autism thing.

[Doktor Howl]

...and what we do know is third-hand hearsay.  Without any clinical or medical evidence to back it up.

Bachmann doesn't need evidence.

[Luna]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/09/13/bachmann_woman_told_me_gardasil_made_her_daughter_mentally_retarded.html

Yeah, Bachmann's done.  Rush was all over her shit for that one.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/13/rush-bachmann-really-jumped-the-shark-on-gardasil/

[Suu]

I have to admit, Perry scares the fucking shit out of me, but after what I've already been through and still have to go through thanks to my HPV related carcinoma'd cooter, I'd make Gardasil fucking mandatory too. Just according to my sister (who has HPV related dysplasia now herself) it's one of the most painful shots she's ever had to get.

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/09/13/bachmann_woman_told_me_gardasil_made_her_daughter_mentally_retarded.html

Yeah, Bachmann's done.  Rush was all over her shit for that one.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/13/rush-bachmann-really-jumped-the-shark-on-gardasil/

She should have stuck with the "It'll turn our daughters into sluts" talking point instead. That would have played well with the base.

[Iason Ouabache]

erv (Abbie Smith) did a funny job covering this:

http://scienceblogs.com/erv/2011/09/yo_dawg_republicans_vaccines_a.php

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm still not seeing how anyone can believe an 11 year old went suddenly TARD from a fucking shot.  They don't give these shots to girls under 11.  At least they don't here in St. Louis. 

I've always had some sympathy for the MMR issues that have happened.  I mean it's a serious decision parents make to get their kids vaccinated.  But they are babies, even on those cases that have autism, I've never been truly conviced it was the shot alone that caused the problem, I've always thought the problem was most likely already there and it became obvious after the shot.  Still they are babies.

The Gardasil is for young men and women.  11 years or older. 

This just shows how stupid people really are.  11 year olds don't just go TARDED.  I don't believe it for an instant.

[Placid Dingo]

I'm still not seeing how anyone can believe an 11 year old went suddenly TARD from a fucking shot.  They don't give these shots to girls under 11.  At least they don't here in St. Louis. 

I've always had some sympathy for the MMR issues that have happened.  I mean it's a serious decision parents make to get their kids vaccinated.  But they are babies, even on those cases that have autism, I've never been truly conviced it was the shot alone that caused the problem, I've always thought the problem was most likely already there and it became obvious after the shot.  Still they are babies.

The Gardasil is for young men and women.  11 years or older. 

This just shows how stupid people really are.  11 year olds don't just go TARDED.  I don't believe it for an instant.

For the record, the original article suggesting the link has been retracted.

I don't remember how to properly say a person was 'retracted' but the author had that happen too.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/09/13/bachmann_woman_told_me_gardasil_made_her_daughter_mentally_retarded.html

Yeah, Bachmann's done.  Rush was all over her shit for that one.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/13/rush-bachmann-really-jumped-the-shark-on-gardasil/

The schism is the male-female bagger schism, Bachman was taking the stance that anything that makes sex safer is evil, Limbaugh thinks the world should be his jackrag. Remember when he took up for schoolboys who felt girls up in the hall?

Surely there must be a way to exploit this...