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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #105 on: June 06, 2012, 04:32:49 pm »
I believe I,too, am needing Holiness.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2012, 04:34:19 pm »
Goodness knows I need it.  :)

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« Reply #107 on: June 06, 2012, 04:35:43 pm »
Awww Lawd! Bring on the Holies 'til I'm oozing it from every pore!

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #108 on: June 06, 2012, 04:36:36 pm »
Give me an holy name or give me sex with underage farm animals. Right now I'm not in a position to be too choosey :horrormirth:

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #109 on: June 06, 2012, 11:59:18 pm »
Thank you, Good Reverend!  :lulz:
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #110 on: June 07, 2012, 12:30:04 am »
I need some HolinessTM in my life too, methinks.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #111 on: June 07, 2012, 01:55:58 am »
My work has only gone downhill, and I've caught the "Baron von" worse than the new drug-proofed gonorrhea.  I need holy.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #112 on: June 07, 2012, 02:02:11 am »
Hit me.  The 7th is my birfday, is a good day for a new Holy Name.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #113 on: June 07, 2012, 02:01:43 pm »
I need some HolinessTM in my life too, methinks.

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« Reply #114 on: June 07, 2012, 02:03:11 pm »
My work has only gone downhill, and I've caught the "Baron von" worse than the new drug-proofed gonorrhea.  I need holy.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2012, 02:04:02 pm »
Hit me.  The 7th is my birfday, is a good day for a new Holy Name.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2012, 02:17:55 pm »
Since I can't remember my full Holy Name since it was viciously baleeted, I will need another.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2012, 02:38:17 pm »
Since I can't remember my full Holy Name since it was viciously baleeted, I will need another.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2012, 02:46:57 pm »
Since I can't remember my full Holy Name since it was viciously baleeted, I will need another.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2012, 03:08:07 pm »
One can never be holy enough.
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