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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 04, 2012, 03:33:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 05, 2012, 01:46:09 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

We have no age, Luna.

WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL

RAH!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test


For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: the last yatto on August 05, 2012, 06:39:20 PM
This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test


For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.

I think I have found the reason behind the conflicting information. It also explains a lot about the conflicting opinions and messages people often complain about finding here on the board.



It's called "individuals".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.

the last yatto

individuals you say? I thought we were all mass produced and air mailed by storks
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 05, 2012, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.

For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s.   :?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Luna

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 05, 2012, 08:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 05, 2012, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.

For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s.   :?

I shall kill this one last.  When I consume his flesh, I will use the finest of spices salvaged from Richter's kitchen, and drink the best bourbon.

The TARDIS has been good to me.   :wink:
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.

Younger than Roger by about 5 or 6 months 8)

But I can provide ID that puts me anywhere from an embryo to an OAP and you'll never spot the fakes

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cain

That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID?  I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID?  I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.

Available at your local mortuary  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?

My Dad called last night, apparently he gave his friend (and his friend's son) a ride to the old High School cause the kid is starting there in a few days. Apparently Dad called just to inform me that the average age of teachers at my old high school is now 5-10 years younger than me.

:horrormirth:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 09:24:44 PM
So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?

With soul-crushing dispair.

The WORST way to deal with it is to become THAT GUY.  You know THAT GUY.

The best way to deal with it is to eat right & exercise.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

MMIX

Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?

See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.

And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.

MMIX
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