OH HOLY SHIT COOKIES

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's fine.

Honestly, I would rather he still had his beautiful house and had not sold it and squandered the money, and also I really felt that the 50/50 custody (that he took me to court for) was working fine, and also for some reason he doesn't seem to realize that if I HAVE the kids full-time I should also get to CLAIM them full-time, but overall, it's fine.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR COOKIES.

THEY GOT RETURNED TO SENDER.

OMG NO GOOD BAD THINGS   

[Trivial]

So, my subconscious has found a new and interesting way to fuck with me!

Dreamt that someone posted here that they were deporting my cookies because they were terrible and the donut smelled like ammonia. Which spiraled into a whole lot of confusion about "what donut" and "why would baked goods smell like ammonia?" Because I am a paranoid dummy, it seems.

(If anyone got an ammonia flavored donut in your box, please don't eat it, I didn't put it there.)

Your subconscious bakes with hartshorn.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR COOKIES.

THEY GOT RETURNED TO SENDER.

OMG NO GOOD BAD THINGS   

They were about a month old, weren't they?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR COOKIES.

THEY GOT RETURNED TO SENDER.

OMG NO GOOD BAD THINGS   

Oh sad! 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR COOKIES.

THEY GOT RETURNED TO SENDER.

OMG NO GOOD BAD THINGS   

They were about a month old, weren't they?

Yeah just about. Everything in the bag had crumbled except one of the waffle corners that was growing things, and the whole box smelled rancid

Sorry to whoever didn't get theirs. There wasn't any clear explanation on the box why it wasn't delivered on time.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That's a testament to them being real food, a quarter pounder would have stayed intact and non-stinky.

QG'S COOKIES: THE HEALTHIER OPTION

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I got your cookies, thought I posted about them, and just realized I the post did not go through.

They were outstanding! Every last one of them, except the waffle which I failed to refrigerate before mold set in.

My baby's momma closed our child support case after you sent those, so Oregon has stopped directly taking it out of my pay and then NOT sending it to baby's momma in California.



So she'll always get the money now because it's coming direct from me rather than getting "lost" between state governments.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I got your cookies, thought I posted about them, and just realized I the post did not go through.

They were outstanding! Every last one of them, except the waffle which I failed to refrigerate before mold set in.

My baby's momma closed our child support case after you sent those, so Oregon has stopped directly taking it out of my pay and then NOT sending it to baby's momma in California.



So she'll always get the money now because it's coming direct from me rather than getting "lost" between state governments.

We've been having adventures in child support over here, too. Glad to know yours is working out!

FOR SCIENCE, do you remember which waffle had the mold problem, and when it set in? I'm hoping to improve the shelf-stability for the inevitable next time I go crazy and bake.

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I got your cookies, thought I posted about them, and just realized I the post did not go through.

They were outstanding! Every last one of them, except the waffle which I failed to refrigerate before mold set in.

My baby's momma closed our child support case after you sent those, so Oregon has stopped directly taking it out of my pay and then NOT sending it to baby's momma in California.



So she'll always get the money now because it's coming direct from me rather than getting "lost" between state governments.

We've been having adventures in child support over here, too. Glad to know yours is working out!

FOR SCIENCE, do you remember which waffle had the mold problem, and when it set in? I'm hoping to improve the shelf-stability for the inevitable next time I go crazy and bake.

The cookies shifted space-time to a slightly more favorable universe. As a timelord, I'd recommend two witty comments and one direct look into the TARDIS. That or if someone sent you a box of Vindaloo ought to do the trick.

I want to say it was the waffle that was more yellow in color that molded, but I can't quite recall. Mind you, I was an idiot for not refrigerating it for days on end.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

That makes sense, the corn ones were the oldest by far of everything that went in.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That makes sense, the corn ones were the oldest by far of everything that went in.

I just read this without looking at what thread I was in . 

[Eater of Clowns]

HEY NOW THEY'RE ALMOST AS STALE AS THE DRUG THREADS THEMSELVES AMIRITE?!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That makes sense, the corn ones were the oldest by far of everything that went in.

I just read this without looking at what thread I was in . 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HEY NOW THEY'RE ALMOST AS STALE AS THE DRUG THREADS THEMSELVES AMIRITE?!