MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

that processed cheese stuff is gross.

REALLY REAL CHEESE OR GTFO

[Ben Shapiro]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

I can't have no FUCKING HAMBURGERS.

Turkey burgers?

[Salty]

that processed cheese stuff is gross.

REALLY REAL CHEESE OR GTFO

Clearly, you are a cheesist.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

I can't have no FUCKING HAMBURGERS.

Life's going to suck for me in about 10 years, isn't it?

[Salty]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

I can't have no FUCKING HAMBURGERS.

Turkey burgers?

Soy, yeah? Ooooh yeah. I like those with bacon.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

that processed cheese stuff is gross.

REALLY REAL CHEESE OR GTFO

Clearly, you are a cheesist.

NO I JUST HAS TASTEBUDS AND NEEDS, YO.

and I need a cheeseboard and crackers

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've also been consuming highly spicy condiments with no food additives. Food gets in the way of the experience, sometimes. Sometimes you just want a kick in the face with no warm winter socks involved.

Other way around, here.  I've more or less sworn off of condiments.

That makes me sad. Though I will admit food is sometimes awesome on its own, unimproved with a variety of flavors. Especially if you haven't had the specific food product in a while.

Blight,
Going to eat the hell out of his next hamburger.

I can't have no FUCKING HAMBURGERS.

Turkey burgers?

Soy, yeah? Ooooh yeah. I like those with bacon.

I like turkey burgers. I like veggie burgers.

I like burger burgers best.

I think on my 39th birthday, I'll grind up all of the animals (and vegetables, apparently) and make them into a biosphere-burger. And then the doctor can tell me to never do that again.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

that processed cheese stuff is gross.

REALLY REAL CHEESE OR GTFO

Clearly, you are a cheesist.

NO I JUST HAS TASTEBUDS AND NEEDS, YO.

and I need a cheeseboard and crackers

I will admit, while it may not be cheese proper, there are plenty of fake cheese out there that are awesome.

Neon glop is great on some pasta sometimes.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

also european and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF PROUD CHEESE MAKING TRADITION GOING BACK MILLENNIA AND MAKING A MOCKERY OF CHEESE IS WRONG, AMERICA.


WRONG

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

NEON GLOP?

[Ben Shapiro]

The best burger I ever tasted was a veggie burger. In fucking Texas. Soy in my freedom????

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NEON GLOP?

We here in Murka have our own proud cheese [food product] making traditions.

ETA: Please see squeeze cheese, velveta and tostito's salsa con queso.

[Ben Shapiro]

NEON GLOP?

Lol spam lol

We here in Murka have our own proud cheese [food product] making traditions.

[Salty]

also european and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF PROUD CHEESE MAKING TRADITION GOING BACK MILLENNIA AND MAKING A MOCKERY OF CHEESE IS WRONG, AMERICA.


WRONG

Pah.

What about MY culture? We didn't even HAVE cheese that survived the trip long enough for, well, ever since there was cheese until about 30 years ago. We've developed a culture wholly devoted to American™ Corporate Food because that shit LASTS.

There's still a state law requiring pilot bread at every airport, big or small.

Aside from spam, what else were we supposed to eat that shit with? You don't want Alaskans to be calcium deficient, do you?

DO YOU?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NEON GLOP?

Lol spam lol

We here in Murka have our own proud cheese [food product] making traditions.

Spam is blasphemy. BLASPHEMY.

Twid,
REAL PORK OR GTFO. EXCEPT FOR ME. FOR THE NEXT YEAR. BARRING ST. PATRICKS DAY AND MY BIRTHDAY.