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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Last post by Cramulus on October 05, 2021, 08:28:43 pm »
YO I HEARD FACEBOOK TANKED THIER OWN STOCKS ON PURPOSE IN ORDER TO DISTRACT THE MEDIA FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWERS FILM AT 11 TWEET ME BACK
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Cramulus on October 05, 2021, 08:27:31 pm »
So I wrote this tabletop adventure for the Mork Borg RPG... it's getting published next month! I have two groups playtesting it, and they sent me really helpful feedback, including a detailed synopsis of their gameplay.

I had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN that I wrote an NPC into the game named Cramulus. There's a small chance of encountering him in these caves, wandering around in the dark (his torch burned out and he's helpless). Completely forgot that was in the adventure. So it surprised the hell out of me when he showed up in these player's reports:

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    Cramulus made it to the trap door and begged for help. The party initially refused but he tossed one of his silver and promised the other four pieces if pulled out. The party obliged and then Pluck-Hermit stated that the debt for his release was set at 150sp, forcing Cramulus into indentures servitude. After feeding him, the tied a rope to Cramulus as used him as a scout back down in the tunnels. Pluck-Hermit used his searching ability to determine his desire was due east and below, so the party headed east....


...They avoided the piles of guano and decided to continue east.

                This would be the partys final encounter before a hard stop. The players rolled 62 and 46: a large copper vein stretched out across the tunnel along with two bodies of the miners from before. A pile of silver coins was stacked 30 feet away. Cramulus was encouraged to take the coins and all of it would be put towards his debt. Cramulus eagerly began cramming coins in his sack, counting them one by one when suddenly, a huge spider pounced on him and sinking its fangs into his neck. He initially resisted the poison IM OKAY BOSS, but then died from the blood loss from the wound, IM NOT OKAY BOSS. A party member cast a confusion on the spider and it skittered away in search of invisible meals, leaving the crawlspace to the east open. Here the session ended.


The other group also encountered Cramulus. He was eaten by a demon worm and is now spinning and screaming in Eel Hell Forever
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Cramulus on October 05, 2021, 08:21:51 pm »
Turns out, late night larp adventures have prepared me for the No Sleep lifestyle.
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I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

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I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

Oops, too late.
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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Last post by The Commander on October 05, 2021, 06:37:49 am »
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

It might be more efficient to use tin cans connected by strings.

The Commander
DIA
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I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

I'm willing to take a left hook. Is the government offering those?

The Commander
DIA
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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS
« Last post by rong on October 05, 2021, 03:59:05 am »
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I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.
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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Last post by Cain on October 05, 2021, 01:17:28 am »
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone
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