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Only Maybe Arts Lab / BUDDHAFART - EP. 15 “TMI”
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on June 24, 2022, 03:10:38 am »

BUDDHAFART – The story so far…
By Bobby Campbell & Todd Purse
Continued from BUDDHAFART – EP. 14 “BREAKING KAYFABE”












TO BE CONTINUED!
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Propaganda Depository / Re: ESP in One Month practice
« Last post by Doktor Howl on June 24, 2022, 03:01:05 am »
There is only one Hirley0.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on June 23, 2022, 12:26:39 am »
The ruckus at work today:

So imagine you're a 40 something private security guard who peaked in the Navy in 2000 or so, and you don't really think about the 20+ years of hamburgers between then and now.  And there's this hot new girl up in the <agency> office, fresh out of college.
So you find an excuse to go chat her up.

She doesn't seem to be receiving the message you're sending, and asks you to leave her office.  Heh.  Playing hard to get.  Keep chatting.
But there's a couple of things you didn't know.

1.  Her boss thoughtfully installed a panic button at everyone's desk.

2.  The panic button doesn't go to your clown coworkers.  No.  It goes somewhere else entirely.

And when you look up and down the hallway, there's Hamish coming from one direction, with a US Marshal behind him.

And the other direction has Sideways Dave, dancing to music only he can hear coming the other way.  700 pounds of angry humans are coming to explain to you, in terms you will understand, the error of your ways.

Fade to black.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Doktor Howl on June 22, 2022, 04:57:05 pm »

Quite honestly I cannot tel if this is fiction or whether you really did all this.

I would call that alone a true win.

I do a lot of stupid shit these days.

That should be written on a sign posted outside Earth

Add "We didn't ask for your help, alien swine.  Get fucked.  Sincerely, The Primates."
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Faust on June 22, 2022, 09:24:44 am »
*convulses on floor, stands up wearing RWHN beard*
Did your near death experience make you are born again pastafarian
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by altered on June 22, 2022, 09:13:26 am »
My ramen detonation had mysterious causes, being as it was uncontained and under atmospheric pressure. (My theory is that a piece of metal had gotten into the noodles.)

Yours sounds more spectacular, more damaging, and with a greater amount of preparation required. As befits your stature.
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Propaganda Depository / Re: ESP in One Month practice
« Last post by A-guest1 on June 22, 2022, 07:54:58 am »
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No,, it is not. To Many 
cAn.DRV in the :"path. 
I use copy & paste....\ 
 

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ESP in One Month practice
« Last post by A-guest1 on June 22, 2022, 04:42:12 am »
CAN I DO THIS I do doubt it A lot


Hard2do On Jazz Am11 P p

Mostly I do not Kno WHO

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on June 22, 2022, 12:36:50 am »
Today at work:

Tina:  "Billy says your title at your last place was 'wizard'."

Me:  "Billy talks too much."

Tina:  "So was your title actually 'wizard'?"

Me:  "Yes.  But I feel I should mention that my boss was under a lot of stress when he did that."

Tina:  "So yes."

Me:  "Yes."

Tina:  "So wizard me a sandwich, bish."

Me:  "..."

Tina:  "This is hungry work."
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Many bloodsucking insects
« Last post by Anna Mae Bollocks on June 21, 2022, 09:08:17 pm »
1607: "Gun Free Zone in Texas: There shall be no gun free zones in Texas"

1621: "All federal land should be turned over to its respective state, except for land specifically authorized in the Constitution (military bases, federal buildings, post offices).



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