Principia Discordia

Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2009, 06:53:46 PM
I like the WOMP idea.  I'd leave the Intro and Attention Noobs thread stickied though.  I notice a lot of people do read the latter, often when they sign right up, so it seems to be doing the job.

Unless someone wants to write a new, spiffy, updated for 2009 advice for noobs?

So... You did it, you finally did it you crazy bastard. You signed up to PD.com. Your life as you knew it is over. You will never be able to go to other forums without being called a troll (or feeling restricted so much by them that you actually just start trolling them anyway). Here are a few pointers to ease your way into our little community.

I have divided them into neat little sections like a Real Person. I hope you appreciate my effort.

The Essentials:

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-Right, first off, you are going to be called n00b, assface, prison bitch, prolapse-in-waiting or whatever else the fuck we want to call you. You can get pissy about it if you want, but the smart ones seem to go for calling us humorous names in return (the operative word being humorous).

- If you haven't already signed up, and are just lurking, then don't choose a retarded name. We've heard all the Discordian old standards already. You might make it if you call yourself "Emperor Norton Fnord Whiskey Sniffer" or some shit, but we'll still call you whatever we want and our perceptions of you will be somewhat tainted by your lack of originality.

-Which leads us to point two: Leave the pinealism at the door, unless you really DO have something new to share. We really have heard of the PD already, and that guy R.A.W. (He died, you know? Oh, you know already?)

-You know what, leave all the Dada, surrealist crap at the door too. Some of us really dig that shit, hell most of us do. The first time we see the shtick performed anyway.

-Sometimes, you will encounter aggravation of various forms. This is life, if you haven't learned to deal with it yet, then you shouldn't complain to us, you should complain to your parents or guardians for raising you so poorly. The best response is to act like a damn biped. On a related note, there is a custom among some of us to give you all some kind of leeway for the first 50 posts or so, to give you a chance to find your feet. This, it must be stressed, is NOT a rule and is not a license to be a douchebag. It's a guideline and anyone can break it if they want to for any or no reason.

-You have a right to say whatever retarded shit you want. You can't feel precious about that, because we have the right to be completely assholish back.

-Sometimes you may say something that we flame the fuck out of you for, but you wont know why. It's because you've unlocked one of the secret prizes! We have a lot of shorthand references to old jokes/trolls etc. It's nothing personal, we just like to keep these little land mines around. Usually, a bit of forum searching and research will reveal what it is we are responding to.

-Be yourself. I cannot stress this enough. Weird posting styles (all in rhyme, all in bold, replacing 'I' with 'J') are all well and good, but come across as completely retarded. You don't need to impress us, seriously.

-You may never find out what some of the acronyms stand for. PROTIP: There isn't a dictionary telling you what they stand for.

-Lastly, for all the idealism, we ARE still monkeys. We like to throw the poop too. This is after all a community of people, and communities are funny that way.

The "Rules":

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-The only rules here are

   -Don't do anything that will get the owners into legal trouble. If you don't know what this means, find out.
   -All pornographic material must be linked and marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work). We don't want                                                                                                                                                someone fired for some bullshit, do we?
       -Outting ongoing troll activities.

There are a few other etiquette based things that you should just know anyway (spamming, thieving peoples work etc.) depending on circumstance you wont be banned for this, but it will go very badly for you.

The Good Shit:

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We have a lot of different projects and ideas flowing around. Some are dead for the moment, some are live'n'kicking, but it doesn't matter. If you have something to bring to it then have at it. We have some good shit around (The Black Iron Prison, Intermittens and the GASM projects to name a few). We appreciate originality and humour. If you can bring some intelligence, wit and skill to the mix you're sorted. Think for yourself, schmuck!

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Thoughts, edits etc. appreciated.

I approve.

Some additional thoughts:

1.  Yes, we know there's a planet called Eris.  Kindly shut up about it.

2.  Don't PM the fucking management.  Last time that happened, Bush got reelected.

3.  Pinealism, mentioned above:  Quoting the principia discordia, telling people to "consult their pineal gland", and word salad.  Posting gibberish pretty much guarantees that nobody will ever listen to a word you say, ever.

4.  Certain users will hate you no matter what you do.  I am one of them.  Take it personally if you must, it won't change anything but the number of ulcers you have.

5.  The stiffy joke:  Don't tell it unless there's actually a dead person present.  Not kidding about this.  You won't get banned, but you'll get some interesting PMs.

6.  Chaos:  Chaos contains both order and disorder.  There is also no difference between "creative" and "destructive" chaos.  There is only chaos.  If you can't handle that idea, if you can't laugh at horrible shit that decent people won't even bring up, then this isn't the religion for you.  Perhaps you could join the moonies.

7.  Chaos Magick (alt Kaos Mahdgjickque or whatever fucking spelling you think adds credibility):  Go ahead.  We'll make fun of you mercilessly, but go ahead.

8.  Busting out other peoples' trolls at other boards:  This will get you banned, per ECH (with the full agreement, I believe, of the rest of the mods).  Payne neglected to spell that out in detail, because he's a horrid haggis-sucking Scotsman that likes to see Yanks suffer.  But don't we all?

9.  By registering, you have become Fred's bitch.  Sorry, it's the rules.  She's a kindly mistress, though, and even lets people keep their toes sometimes.

10.  Post pics.  Post them soon, and make sure to have a dorky fucking look on your face.  You're not really a member until you've been WOMPed.

More later.  I have to shit, now.

Oh, yes.  If you're here to teach us all how to be Discordians, just save yourself some grief and just open a post saying "I'd like you all to shit in my gaping pie hole".

Now, off to poop.

Now I have to google "the stiffy joke."

Welcome to the Principia Discordia forums.
It's hard to say much about this place because it contains both some of the brilliant and most foul minds of all Discordia.

We are a Discordian Society. Not THE Discordian Society!

If you stick around for long enough, you'll form an opinion of this board. This opinion varies based on what parts of the board you engage in. I'm talking about specifically what what vibes and energies you deal with. If you come in and tell everybody that they're doing it wrong, or that they should be acting differently, they're going to push back. But if you come in with creativity, flexibility, and humor, you'll generally have a good time.

If you find yourself having a bad time, it's a good idea to take a break, lurk the board some more, and find a new angle. If you post hostility, people will reciprocate it.

This board has been around for a long time. So there's certain behaviors we've seen over and over again. Here are a few notes that will keep you avoid falling into the turd cycle:

• There are certain things which have already been discussed to death. Use the search function.


• People here are very straight forward. If you post something people don't like, they will be very honest about it. Honest feedback is necessary for the creative process. Art, writing, ideas, meme bombs, mindfucks, all these things need to be discussed until they're polished kallisti gold. Sometimes this seems harsh. But it's necessary to keep the fluff down.


• Behaviors exhibited by a few individuals are not necessarily shared by the whole group of us. You may conclude that some of us are shitheads. This is fine. But as soon as you say "This board is full of shitheads!" you've lumped in a lot of innocent bystanders.


• The internet isn't really serious buisness. All of us are just words on a screen until you decide we're something more. We're as real as you let us be.

The best thing about this board, in my opinion, is that it's action oriented. This isn't a board where everybody just talks about big plans and never does them. There are lots of projects, pranks, and other shenanigans you can actually participate in. We've found that this board becomes extremely fun when everybody is doing each other's projects. This type of organization and action makes PD something more than just an internet forum.

We have a presence in many cities. We meet up in real life. People have flown all over the world to meet other Discordians they met via PD. I've made posters that people in over 10 countries have distributed. If there actually is a global Discordian society, this is one of them. This forum kicks ass in that way.

OMGASM, Intermittens, the Black Iron Prison, and many other big fun projects all grew out of this fertile soil. I've been to the edge of the internet, and I've never seen a meeting of minds anything like it. It also sucks balls sometimes, but hey, that's the human condition.

9 and 10 are my favourite rules, Fred is a benevolent Dictator, and you are no one till you been WOMPed.

What I has Learned At PD
using the "I'm so shocking look at meeeeee" card is annoying, you will get called on it.

Wut payne said about being really real and YOU is important. Unless your an Alt.  I got a pretty smooth run as a n00b once I figured that whining around here will get you no sympathy, and everyone is pretty much cool. I learned quick, no lurking for me!

DO NOT TREAT STUFF AS SOCIAL EXPERIMENTZ. Fictionpuss gets shit about that one still. (Fuck you, FP!)

You can survive a discordian meat-up as a n00b. I did. Barely.

NOW LOOK AT ME! :shakes fist at Payne:

Noobs--we don't care if you you just finished a philosophy 101 class with good grades, being pretentious and pedantic is of no use in the real world or this forum!!
leave it in the  halls of academia where you can use it to kiss some professors ass

1. If you flip anyone here shit, you will probably get it back forever, with interest. If you fuck up or humiliate yourself in a particularly obnoxious way, it helps to have a sense of humor about it because the more you have a stick up your ass about something that wounded your pride, the more people will enjoy bringing it up again and again.

2. I know everyone has an opinion on pinealists, but I just have one last two-cent piece to throw in:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18994.0

If you were thinking of impressing upon us how wacky, out-there, and virtually incomprehensible you are by virtue of how you are a beautiful and unique snowflake with a genius verging on madness, I'd like you to read that entire thread. Note that hirley0 is not trying. That is simply how he communicates, and has for at least the last 15 years. You can't outdo him. Please spare us all the embarrassment, and don't even go there.

Goddmanit with the prolapse again :argh!:

Shit is haunting me....



Excellent job nonetheless  :fuckmittens:

Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2009, 11:57:21 PM
1. If you flip anyone here shit, you will probably get it back forever, with interest. If you fuck up or humiliate yourself in a particularly obnoxious way, it helps to have a sense of humor about it because the more you have a stick up your ass about something that wounded your pride, the more people will enjoy bringing it up again and again.

2. I know everyone has an opinion on pinealists, but I just have one last two-cent piece to throw in:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18994.0

If you were thinking of impressing upon us how wacky, out-there, and virtually incomprehensible you are by virtue of how you are a beautiful and unique snowflake with a genius verging on madness, I'd like you to read that entire thread. Note that hirley0 is not trying. That is simply how he communicates, and has for at least the last 15 years. You can't outdo him. Please spare us all the embarrassment, and don't even go there.

I have never and will never harrass Hirley0, for two reasons:

1.  That's just him.

2.  He keeps it in one or two threads.

hirley0 is good people. He used to run for school superintendent regularly, but sadly, was never elected. He also once posted a detailed ASCII diagram and instructions for making stirrup pants, only he called them "St1r-UF" pants. That was... OMG, I think 17 years ago.

Newest member:  Haggbard.   :x

Please note that there are members of the board who are, either professionally or otherwise fully informed of:

Biology
Physics (quantum and otherwise)
Linguistics
Computer programming
Engineering
Cooking
Graphic design
Drug counseling
Cabalah
Writing
International Relations
Terrorism (theory)
Literature
Costume design
Automotive repair
Survivalism
Music theory/production/performance
Hate


Among other skills. Don't think you can get away with shit and not get called on it.

I love the implied hostility of this thread.

All you fuckers turned into me.  HAR HAR!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 03:14:49 AM
I love the implied hostility of this thread.

All you fuckers turned into me.  HAR HAR!

NOOOO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLEE!!!
   
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Oh and brennschluss a.k.a. sepia tops the standard for prose.

LMNO forgot to mention Banking on his list of shit we know about



Ehem.
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Owl cabal's got-cho numbers beotch.

I dunno, the tone kind irks me.  I thought Roger's tone on the other one was much more useful.  If you try too hard to tell someone to not do something, then the only result you're going to get is an opposite reaction ("they can't tell me what to do!").  I think just calmly explaining a few of this board particular quirks and general ethos would work better.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 03:14:49 AM
I love the implied hostility of this thread.

All you fuckers turned into me.  HAR HAR!

I was already you, but with a sticky layer of cheery mom.

Quote from: LMNO on September 18, 2009, 02:54:01 AM
Please note that there are members of the board who are, either professionally or otherwise fully informed of:

Biology
Physics (quantum and otherwise)
Linguistics
Computer programming
Engineering
Cooking
Graphic design
Drug counseling
Cabalah
Writing
International Relations
Terrorism (theory)
Literature
Costume design
Automotive repair
Survivalism
Music theory/production/performance
Hate


Among other skills. Don't think you can get away with shit and not get called on it.

Also:
Political science
Pretention

Also, chemistry although I have gotten very Fe₂O₃ rusty over the years.

Don't any of you fuckers know what "among other things" means?


Stop swinging your e-penii.

*looks down* 

I think mine's been Bobbit'd.

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 07:37:39 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 03:14:49 AM
I love the implied hostility of this thread.

All you fuckers turned into me.  HAR HAR!

I was already you, but with a sticky layer of cheery mom.

Stay away from the beach, then, unless you want to look like Kentucky-Fried mom.

Quote from: LMNO on September 18, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
Don't any of you fuckers know what "among other things" means?


Stop swinging your e-penii.

You also forgot Hateshitting™, Sexhurt™, and Badwrongfun™.

Quote from: Burns on September 18, 2009, 04:36:23 AM
Oh and brennschluss a.k.a. sepia tops the standard for prose.

I hate to be the bitch who says this because everyone wets their pants over Brennschluss, but no. He works in a certain mood and style, but he is not the best prose writer on this forum and I would be hesitant to identify anyone here, with all their disparate styles, as the "best". And aren't you basically telling noobs not to even try to write prose because they won't be as good as Sepia? No. No. No.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 03:14:01 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 07:37:39 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 03:14:49 AM
I love the implied hostility of this thread.

All you fuckers turned into me.  HAR HAR!

I was already you, but with a sticky layer of cheery mom.

Stay away from the beach, then, unless you want to look like Kentucky-Fried mom.

But getting covered in beach sand is the BEST.

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 03:52:01 PM

Quote from: Burns on September 18, 2009, 04:36:23 AM
Oh and brennschluss a.k.a. sepia tops the standard for prose.

I hate to be the bitch who says this because everyone wets their pants over Brennschluss, but no. He works in a certain mood and style, but he is not the best prose writer on this forum and I would be hesitant to identify anyone here, with all their disparate styles, as the "best". And aren't you basically telling noobs not to even try to write prose because they won't be as good as Sepia? No. No. No.

THIS.  Sepia is one hell of a writer, but that simply means he is the standard to exceed.  I can't, but I keep trying, which if nothing else improves my writing.

You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it. 

Quote from: LMNO on September 18, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
Don't any of you fuckers know what "among other things" means?


Stop swinging your e-penii.

I think that is good general advice to noobs, don't swing your e-penis too much.

Also, some of the smacks to the mouth are good for you.

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it. 

Yes, it is a difficult read, but it's a style I happen to enjoy.  Imagine HP Lovecraft, if Lovecraft actually had something to say.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 05:53:41 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it. 

Yes, it is a difficult read, but it's a style I happen to enjoy.  Imagine HP Lovecraft, if Lovecraft actually had something to say.

Lovecraft had plenty to say to readers of pulp fiction. Good writing is all about context.

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on September 18, 2009, 05:56:21 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 05:53:41 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it.  

Yes, it is a difficult read, but it's a style I happen to enjoy.  Imagine HP Lovecraft, if Lovecraft actually had something to say.

Lovecraft had plenty to say to readers of pulp fiction. Good writing is all about context.

Yeah, and it all ends with "indescribable horror".  HP Lovecraft was about as good at ending a story as RAW was...which is to say, he sucked at it.

King is pretty bad with endings too.  "Everything BLOWED up good!!"

I thought the ending to The Mist was pretty good.  Well, in the film it was absolutely gut-wrenchingly brilliant, I haven't read the novella, but its certainly within his means.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 06:46:17 PM

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on September 18, 2009, 05:56:21 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 05:53:41 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it.  

Yes, it is a difficult read, but it's a style I happen to enjoy.  Imagine HP Lovecraft, if Lovecraft actually had something to say.

Lovecraft had plenty to say to readers of pulp fiction. Good writing is all about context.

Yeah, and it all ends with "indescribable horror".  HP Lovecraft was about as good at ending a story as RAW was...which is to say, he sucked at it.

I think thats a valid critique of some of his stuff, but Lovecraft wrote a huge number of stories and most of them have fine endings.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 04:47:40 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 03:52:01 PM

Quote from: Burns on September 18, 2009, 04:36:23 AM
Oh and brennschluss a.k.a. sepia tops the standard for prose, IMO.

I hate to be the bitch who says this because everyone wets their pants over Brennschluss, but no. He works in a certain mood and style, but he is not the best prose writer on this forum and I would be hesitant to identify anyone here, with all their disparate styles, as the "best". And aren't you basically telling noobs not to even try to write prose because they won't be as good as Sepia? No. No. No.

THIS.  Sepia is one hell of a writer, but that simply means he is the standard to exceed.  I can't, but I keep trying, which if nothing else improves my writing.

To be clear i didn't want to go and begin to compare writing styles...I happen to really enjoy his style ... so for clarity , Nigel, the i'll fix it....fixed.  I find his writing style enjoyable and i look forward to his material ... i also feel the same way about other posters here, Roger being another.  I'm not advocating that noobs should not write prose...but moreso wanted to point them in the direction of someone who I feel does do that quite well.  PD has a great assortment of people who are great writers and artists and...[insert list from first page]. My main thing with my post was to point out the difference between randomness for the sake of randomness and to use an example of someone who posts in an alternative way that works well.  :)

Also, thanks to Rog's note about the "stiffy joke," everytime I see the word "spiffy" in this title, I don't think I see the P.

Quote from: Broken AI on September 19, 2009, 04:19:49 AM
Noobs: A note on capitalist scallywags:

If you have come here to market your magic beans, repackaged RAW, or to try and sell PD a T-Shirt (that has not been designed by PD), or to attempt to entice the Discordian collective into parting with some $$'s.

FORGET IT.

There are several reasons why you should forget it, these being:

The denizens of PD.com are shit broke 99% of the time. Buying giant inflatable penis's, golden wellingtons and hand stitched cashmere mittens does not come cheap. You think we'll have any money left over for your shit?

Most people here are accomplished pirates. Payne himself has just returned from a tour of duty selling CDR's off the coast of Somalia. At least I think that's what he was doing. . .

We'd rather steal your stuff than pay for it. Fact.

No one here wants to buy into your philosophy, as they all have their individually hand crafted organically home grown ones. That tastes better than the store bought stuff too.

Well said.

fucking spot on there BAI.

:mittens:

It might be better to use this thread for all sorts of suggestions, which can then be tied up into a single post.

Because trust me, I stopped reading this a page ago.  I'll try and put everything into a single post, later today.

Quote from: Cain on September 19, 2009, 01:56:33 PM
It might be better to use this thread for all sorts of suggestions, which can then be tied up into a single post.

Because trust me, I stopped reading this a page ago.  I'll try and put everything into a single post, later today.

I think it'd be awesome if every poster who wants to contribute can submit one piece of advice to noobs and have it all collected in one volume.

Rumckle says:  Don't swing your e-penis.

BAI says:  Don't try to sell us shit.

Except, you know, elaborate and stuff.

I agree with Cain. If this was the first thread I'd read on PD I never would have registered.

"Don't talk about physics, we're already smarter than you! And by the way, keep that collegeboy philosophy-talk in the classroom.
Get ready for a fight! We're going to rip you a new one, are you ready?"

:boring:


maybe try talking about what we want the board to be like
and what we like discussing
instead of a long list of things we find shitty, and will find shitty again

I think all the don't don't don't don't don't
makes us sound like nitpicky pretentious fuckwits



ah well, here's my attempt

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Quote from: Cramulus on September 17, 2009, 10:40:30 PM
Welcome to the Principia Discordia forums.

It's hard to say much about this place because it contains both some of the brilliant and moust foul minds of all Discordia. We are a Discordian Society. Not THE Discordian Society!

If you stick around for long enough, you'll form an opinion of this board. This opinion varies based on what parts of the board you engage in. I'm talking about specifically what what vibes and energies you deal with. If you come in and tell everybody that they're doing it wrong, or that they should be acting differently, they're going to push back. But if you come in with creativity, flexibility, and humor, you'll generally have a good time.

If you find yourself having a bad time, it's a good idea to take a break, lurk the board some more, and find a new angle. If you post hostility, people will reciprocate it.

This board has been around for a long time. So there's certain behaviors we've seen over and over again. Here are a few notes that will keep you avoid falling into the turd cycle:

• There are certain things which have already been discussed to death. Use the search function.


• People here are very straight forward. If you post something people don't like, they will be very honest about it. Honest feedback is necessary for the creative process. Art, writing, ideas, meme bombs, mindfucks, all these things need to be discussed until they're polished kallisti gold. Sometimes this seems harsh. But it's necessary to keep the fluff down.


• Behaviors exhibited by a few individuals are not necessarily shared by the whole group of us. You may conclude that some of us are shitheads. This is fine. But as soon as you say "This board is full of shitheads!" you've lumped in a lot of innocent bystanders.


• The internet isn't really serious buisness. All of us are just words on a screen until you decide we're something more. We're as real as you let us be.

The best thing about this board, in my opinion, is that it's action oriented. This isn't a board where everybody just talks about big plans and never does them. There are lots of projects, pranks, and other shenanigans you can actually participate in. We've found that this board becomes extremely fun when everybody is doing each other's projects. This type of organization and action makes PD something more than just an internet forum.

We have a presence in many cities. We meet up in real life. People have flown all over the world to meet other Discordians they met via PD. I've made posters that people in over 10 countries have distributed. If there actually is a global Discordian society, this is one of them. This forum kicks ass in that way.

OMGASM, Intermittens, the Black Iron Prison, and many other big fun projects all grew out of this fertile soil. I've been to the edge of the internet, and I've never seen a meeting of minds anything like it. It also sucks balls sometimes, but hey, that's the human condition.

Cram, you're way too reasonable.   :lol:

i agree it needs to be said with a sense of humor, not a we are superior and you shouldn't even bother trying attitude,
i thought this was a edits and ideas thread to work it out and not final version,
a bunch of ideas thrown out by different people arent going to have the humor that a piece written by one person that contains them would

Quote from: Payne on September 17, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
Thoughts, edits etc. appreciated.

That was kind of my idea.

cram's edit was reasonable, non confrontational, and accurate, I likes it, although payne's stuff about essentially being yourself needs to be stated.

I can only agree to amendments if they can be demonstrated to wound peoples' inner child.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 06:28:43 PM
I can only agree to amendments if they can be demonstrated to wound peoples' inner child.

Fuck you - my mother died of a wounded inner child . . .

I like Cram's intro, although I think it should say "Mostly" action oriented.  I personally haven't done squat in a long-ass time.  I keep planning to, though.

From the thread "Missions, Goals, Objectives" (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20248.0)

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2009, 11:57:42 PM
When I took this place over, the idea was that PD.com would be the place where we could "organize" (I use the term loosely) and bend our collective will towards collaborative projects both online and IRL. People who wanted to do nothing but chat idly and talk about what they just ate/listened to/stuck up their ass could do that at EB&G.

That's not to mean that nobody should ever engage in idle chatter at PD.com (obviously) but the idle chatter seems to have attained a kudzu-like quality. If people are uncomfortable with the idea of discordians organizing and getting "serious", they're free to go elsewhere. EB&G would be my first suggestion. They're also free to stay and make meaningful contributions or not, but I will react harshly to anyone who suggests that PD.com should not be the type of forum where we have some larger "big picture" goals and objectives.

I guess I should truck my ass to EB&G then!

lata skatas

Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
I agree with Cain. If this was the first thread I'd read on PD I never would have registered.

"Don't talk about physics, we're already smarter than you! And by the way, keep that collegeboy philosophy-talk in the classroom.
Get ready for a fight! We're going to rip you a new one, are you ready?"

:boring:


maybe try talking about what we want the board to be like
and what we like discussing
instead of a long list of things we find shitty, and will find shitty again

I think all the don't don't don't don't don't
makes us sound like nitpicky pretentious fuckwits



ah well, here's my attempt

Quote

Quote from: Cramulus on September 17, 2009, 10:40:30 PM
Welcome to the Principia Discordia forums.

It's hard to say much about this place because it contains both some of the brilliant and moust foul minds of all Discordia. We are a Discordian Society. Not THE Discordian Society!

If you stick around for long enough, you'll form an opinion of this board. This opinion varies based on what parts of the board you engage in. I'm talking about specifically what what vibes and energies you deal with. If you come in and tell everybody that they're doing it wrong, or that they should be acting differently, they're going to push back. But if you come in with creativity, flexibility, and humor, you'll generally have a good time.

If you find yourself having a bad time, it's a good idea to take a break, lurk the board some more, and find a new angle. If you post hostility, people will reciprocate it.

This board has been around for a long time. So there's certain behaviors we've seen over and over again. Here are a few notes that will keep you avoid falling into the turd cycle:

• There are certain things which have already been discussed to death. Use the search function.


• People here are very straight forward. If you post something people don't like, they will be very honest about it. Honest feedback is necessary for the creative process. Art, writing, ideas, meme bombs, mindfucks, all these things need to be discussed until they're polished kallisti gold. Sometimes this seems harsh. But it's necessary to keep the fluff down.


• Behaviors exhibited by a few individuals are not necessarily shared by the whole group of us. You may conclude that some of us are shitheads. This is fine. But as soon as you say "This board is full of shitheads!" you've lumped in a lot of innocent bystanders.


• The internet isn't really serious buisness. All of us are just words on a screen until you decide we're something more. We're as real as you let us be.

The best thing about this board, in my opinion, is that it's action oriented. This isn't a board where everybody just talks about big plans and never does them. There are lots of projects, pranks, and other shenanigans you can actually participate in. We've found that this board becomes extremely fun when everybody is doing each other's projects. This type of organization and action makes PD something more than just an internet forum.

We have a presence in many cities. We meet up in real life. People have flown all over the world to meet other Discordians they met via PD. I've made posters that people in over 10 countries have distributed. If there actually is a global Discordian society, this is one of them. This forum kicks ass in that way.

OMGASM, Intermittens, the Black Iron Prison, and many other big fun projects all grew out of this fertile soil. I've been to the edge of the internet, and I've never seen a meeting of minds anything like it. It also sucks balls sometimes, but hey, that's the human condition.

I like this one.

Quote from: Hoopla on September 30, 2009, 08:19:22 PM
I guess I should truck my ass to EB&G then!

lata skatas

I interpreted ECH as expressing a preference, but saying that essentially any form of participation was "valid" - he said that he would react harshly to people trying to make it only about one thing. Isn't that the point of a community - that it requires different forms of input and feedback loops to thrive?

Quote from: Hoopla on September 30, 2009, 08:19:22 PM
I guess I should truck my ass to EB&G then!

lata skatas

:x

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 05:53:41 PM

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
You are as good a writer as Sepia/Brennschluss, in my opinion. Your style and voice are radically different, which is a good thing. It would be a crying shame if everyone (or anyone) here tried to change their voice to sound like Sepia, because then there would be too damn much of that and it wouldn't be unique and interesting anymore.

And, frankly, it's a difficult style to read, so to pull it off you have to be damn good at it and what you're trying to convey has to work with it. 

Yes, it is a difficult read, but it's a style I happen to enjoy.  Imagine HP Lovecraft, if Lovecraft actually had something to say.

I am now very curious.  Is his stuff more likely to be in bring and brag, or rants, or somewhere else?

 Or Kill Me

its reason like the above that i still think sepia should get his own subforum  :fap:

So.

I have sent an unsolicited email to the moderator. (You know who you are.)

--Whew!--

I am going to write a post about what I, as a noob, gathered about the "discordian attitude^TM". If you don't like me, flame me. (Negative attention is attention too. And I LOVE IT!)
If I would be allowed to stay on this forum:
•   I wouldn't think all that much about what people say about me. I wouldn't look to others for answers. I wouldn't waste my time advising Her on how to do it. (She knows. She lies.)
•   I would pick the kind of friends who can see through the facade.
•   I wouldn't chase distant horizons. Even if I see Leprechaun gold placed there.
•   I would give up all thoughts about getting even. Even when She hurts me. Especially when She hurts me.  Because She would want me to get involved by meditating revenge against "them" and stay in "their" loop forever. (The labyrinth!The labyrinth!)
•   I wouldn't dream of watching a televised love saga or something equally stupid on TV that would stifle my imagination.
•   I wouldn't think about respect and how no one is giving me any. I wouldn't try to acquire more money.
•   I wouldn't forgive a man his iniquities just because he says that he "loves" me. Or that he is really handsome and can move his lips to resemble a "smile". Or has wonderful canines set in his jaw.
•   I wouldn't lie to protect the rich. I wouldn't sneer at the uneducated. Education is just Her way of confounding men and women. The uneducated are better off by far.
•   I wouldn't mind being called an animal. I wouldn't mind being called a wanton whore or a sly fox or a broad. Labels hold you down. Misrepresentation sets you free.
•   Curiosity "kills" the cat. Kapische? (Now what was that about the 'roos?)
•   I wouldn't slobber over or steal interesting remarks made by complete strangers, who may sound good, but, then again, are people I know nothing about.

Can I please, please, please, join your forum?

IMPS CONTROL THE WORLD
Ivanova

Quote from: dofcloud on November 23, 2009, 06:28:54 AM
•   I would pick the kind of friends who can see through the facade.

Sorry, left my X-Ray Glasses™ in my other pants.

You registered 3 years and a half ago. Why until now the first post?

Leprechaun gold does wonders for that special part of Discordian anatomy.

Hello, new poster who has apparently been around almost twice as long as I have!

Quote from: Burns on November 25, 2009, 11:57:59 PM
Leprechaun gold does wonders for that special part of Discordian anatomy.

It prevents prolapse?

this guy brings a whole new level of "LURK MOAR!"

dude, no shit

Lurk Moar (but not as much as dofcloud)?

Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Are you still a "left-handed pagan", or have the drugs worn off?

Well, if you want to start a thread, say in Principia Discussion, about some of the concepts you are still not sure of, then a few people will probably pitch in and give you their thoughts on them.

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 12:02:07 PM
Well, if you want to start a thread, say in Principia Discussion, about some of the concepts you are still not sure of, then a few people will probably pitch in and give you their thoughts on them.

Cain:   Really helpful, when he isn't being a shill for muggers.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:23:40 AM

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Are you still a "left-handed pagan", or have the drugs worn off?

more to the point...are you still a philosophy student or have the drugs worn off?

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 05:55:54 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:23:40 AM

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Are you still a "left-handed pagan", or have the drugs worn off?

more to the point...are you still a philosophy student or have the drugs worn off?

No, no, RCH..."Philosophy Student" is Californian for "unemployed and unskilled".  It's like being an "actor", only without the job bussing tables.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 04:46:57 PM

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 12:02:07 PM
Well, if you want to start a thread, say in Principia Discussion, about some of the concepts you are still not sure of, then a few people will probably pitch in and give you their thoughts on them.

Cain:   Really helpful, when he isn't being a shill for muggers.

The fact is, muggers are great, when compared to bankers.  Muggers only take what's in your wallet, bankers the entire economy!  In the grand scheme of things, looking down on muggers is like worrying about gnats when you're covered in leeches.  Leeches who have been bred with rattlesnakes.

The defence rests its case.

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 06:59:59 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 04:46:57 PM

Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 12:02:07 PM
Well, if you want to start a thread, say in Principia Discussion, about some of the concepts you are still not sure of, then a few people will probably pitch in and give you their thoughts on them.

Cain:   Really helpful, when he isn't being a shill for muggers.

The fact is, muggers are great, when compared to bankers.  Muggers only take what's in your wallet, bankers the entire economy!  In the grand scheme of things, looking down on muggers is like worrying about gnats when you're covered in leeches.  Leeches who have been bred with rattlesnakes.

The defence rests its case.

I never said it was a BAD thing.

QuoteAre you still a "left-handed pagan", or have the drugs worn off?

It was basically "LaVey's a con artist so who else is there?" Coughlin wrote some interesting essays (and a good bit on chaos), but I'd have to say no.

Quotemore to the point...are you still a philosophy student or have the drugs worn off?

For philosophy, I'll let you know if the drugs have worn off if the floating colors will quiet down enough for me to think...

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 07:05:25 PM

QuoteAre you still a "left-handed pagan", or have the drugs worn off?

It was basically "LaVey's a con artist so who else is there?" Coughlin wrote some interesting essays (and a good bit on chaos), but I'd have to say no.

Which is a fancy way of saying "Paganism doesn't get you laid often, and when it does, it's with hairy chicks that resemble sasquatch whales."

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 07:05:25 PM

Quotemore to the point...are you still a philosophy student or have the drugs worn off?

For philosophy, I'll let you know if the drugs have worn off if the floating colors will quiet down enough for me to think...

I can't help noticing you have chosen "fields" that don't involve any actual skills/skill generation/income.

Why is that?  I'm not criticizing you, I'm honestly curious.

Haha, the obscure anti-Wicca branch didn't even have womens. Just a goth techie who said "chaos fuels creation, and fuck Satanists!" But he wrote a nice book.

QuoteI can't help noticing you have chosen "fields" that don't involve any actual skills/skill generation/income.

Why is that?  I'm not criticizing you, I'm honestly curious.

Maybe I'll do something useful with it, like host a gameshow that turns Q&A upside down!

Gameshows are useful now?

Isn't it time to update this for the new decade?

Yeah, he's right.  Change the year number in the title.

the fread first needs advice  updated for 2010, duh.

Does it?

to warrant renaming, yes.

This is PD.com.  We don't need your legitimacy or your integrity.  We are pragmatic, you see.

Quote from: Felix on January 03, 2010, 07:51:29 AM
This is PD.com.  We don't need your legitimacy or your integrity.  We are pragmatic, you see.

there ya go.
new advice for a new year.
you can rename it now.

1893  :x :?

We like to stay current.

Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:45:27 PM

1893  :x :?

The old ways are the best.

:anklefap;

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 06, 2010, 11:47:17 PM
:anklefap;

:lulz:

Oh shit I just now got that.  :lulz:

Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

 :lulz:

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

(http://gamedesignconcepts.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/snidelywhiplash.png?w=293&h=400)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

(http://gamedesignconcepts.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/snidelywhiplash.png?w=293&h=400)

*Gasp*

You cad!

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 08, 2010, 03:01:21 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

(http://gamedesignconcepts.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/snidelywhiplash.png?w=293&h=400)

*Gasp*

You cad!

Why?  Because I stole Cram's mustache?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 03:02:43 AM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 08, 2010, 03:01:21 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

(http://gamedesignconcepts.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/snidelywhiplash.png?w=293&h=400)

*Gasp*

You cad!

Why?  Because I stole Cram's mustache?

Yes. How could you live with yourself after such an act? There's an upper lip somewhere out there, all cold and lonely.

I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM

Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

Fuck him.  He was just running around OKM telling people to "get help".

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

Yeah, Utah.  He's just being a prick.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 04:28:34 PM

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM

Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

Fuck him.  He was just running around OKM telling people to "get help".

Where? I looked but didn't see anything like that.

Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.

:aaa: Nigel can talk to animals

Quote from: Yatto on January 17, 2010, 10:57:08 PM
:aaa: Nigel can talk to animals

Call me Dr. Doolittle. :thanks:

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM

Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.

Actually, it's moving backwards.

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 11:05:40 PM

Quote from: Yatto on January 17, 2010, 10:57:08 PM
:aaa: Nigel can talk to animals

Call me Dr. Doolittle. :thanks:

/me sings..

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:41:52 PM

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM

Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.

Actually, it's moving backwards.

So it is! I was thinking it said 1693 before.

Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

Quote from: uiohqefg on March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

well aren't you Mr fancy pants.

Quote from: uiohqefg on March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

Me too.  And I get to look at naked ladies all day.  What's your point?

I KNEW YOU COULD NEVER STAY AWAY!

You should apply for the James Randi million dollar challenge.

Especially now that you know he's a BIG GAY COWBOY.

IT'S DA HOOPS! :D

Welcome back, Hoopla!  :wave:

Thankya

:awesome:

Quote from: uiohqefg on March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

Waddya want? A biscuit?

Too many calories

Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different. -Robert Anton Wilson

::slap::


cause i felt like it, bitch.

YEAAAAAAAAYAH!!

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
::slap::


cause i felt like it, bitch.

YEAAAAAAAAYAH!!

MARRY ME.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:27:18 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
::slap::


cause i felt like it, bitch.

YEAAAAAAAAYAH!!

MARRY ME.

I.. uh... well I was gonna say something and now all I can think about is punching Rolph the dog in the anus.
WHAT THE HELL.

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 05:35:20 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:27:18 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
::slap::


cause i felt like it, bitch.

YEAAAAAAAAYAH!!

MARRY ME.

I.. uh... well I was gonna say something and now all I can think about is punching Rolph the dog in the anus.
WHAT THE HELL.

You're probably better off that way.  Less horrible parasites than my anus.

Laughing coughing fit.  Fuck you chronic bronchitis.  :argh!:

Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably keep a lid on it. While there are some sympathetic ears out there, others will assume it is a lie or attention gambit. This community is not exactly known for its sensitivity. In fact, expect beatings.

(http://thebellerives.com/Marty/Pictures/AK-Family/Jonathan/Sat%20No%20to%20Hugs.jpg)

Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably not try to be passive agressive, brag about it, or automatically expect sympathy.

Fixed.  The people on this board who are depressed or mentally unstable do talk about it, but in ways other than that of an attention whore.

And hell, we're all lonely.

I for example rant about stuff that pisses me off/stresses me out and makes me worse.

If not I just drown Rhode Island.

ugh

yeah so like I said

this is not the best place to reach out for help. if you're new to the board, and you mention that you're suicidally depressed, there's a high chance it'll be interpreted as attention whoring and somebody's going to flame you about it. Just warning you in advance.

You know I'm just gonna say it.
Frankly I'm sick of hearing about everyone's mental problems.
It isn't just here either, friends IRL have been coming out of the woodwork with this "my therapist says I'm really fucked up" shit.

Punch me in the dick if you want to, but it's just old.
Old and tired and I'm fucking SICK of hearing about it.

Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

Well. Now that that's out of my system I'll just continue to use my scroll wheel.

That is all.

::grabs toys and storms off like a pissy little kid::

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 04:37:25 PM
Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

SHUN THE OUTSIDER!
\
:mccain:

 :lol:

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 16, 2010, 04:37:25 PM
You know I'm just gonna say it.
Frankly I'm sick of hearing about everyone's mental problems.
It isn't just here either, friends IRL have been coming out of the woodwork with this "my therapist says I'm really fucked up" shit.

Punch me in the dick if you want to, but it's just old.
Old and tired and I'm fucking SICK of hearing about it.

Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

Well. Now that that's out of my system I'll just continue to use my scroll wheel.

That is all.

::grabs toys and storms off like a pissy little kid::

Nothing wrong here. Made of metal, nine feet tall.
Have been that way since I became a prophet.

I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:

I ain't got any kind of goddamn mental disorder.

Well, technically maybe, but it's probably related to something I could have surgically removed so I ain't counting it.

GONADS DON'T COUNT.

I have problem but I don't usually talk about it because I don't believe that spagging this place up with my issues really contributes anything.  Unless it's the subject at hand, in which case I'll apparently offend a lot of people or something.

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 16, 2010, 02:57:39 PM
I for example rant about stuff that pisses me off/stresses me out and makes me worse.

If not I just drown Rhode Island.

I swear to fucking god, Pix...It's cloudy as it is. If it rains all weekend I WILL fly to England just to beat the living shit out of you. That is all.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

I kinda like being a little crazy and not on any meds. It puts things in perspective.

Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:47:13 PM
I kinda like being a little crazy and not on any meds. It puts things in perspective.

I'm not crazy, actually.  Just wrathful.

I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?

I am starkly sane.  It bores me, so I intentionally induce experiential malfunctions with homebrew ecstatic meditation techniques.

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
GONADS DON'T COUNT.

:crankey:

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 02:52:51 PM
And hell, we're all So Ronery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs).

:D

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

I'm not a Doctor or anything, but it's possibly a direct result of not taking your meds!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 08:41:58 PM

Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

Either that, or give you a job deciding US Foriegn Policy.

Quote from: BadBeast on April 26, 2010, 07:47:12 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 08:41:58 PM

Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM

Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

Either that, or give you a job deciding US Foriegn Policy.

No, that would involve greed and thievery.

I have a soul, it's just very small.

Quote

QuoteI'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?

...wait. ; A ;' That's where I live. Why'd you do that, man?!

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 15, 2010, 10:05:47 PM

Quote

QuoteI'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?

...wait. ; A ;' That's where I live. Why'd you do that, man?!

What what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Be careful, Iason is a menace.  He brought down the Hindenburg.

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 16, 2010, 06:12:12 PM

QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Good luck with that.  Iason made a xylophone out of live kittens and he plays it with a taser.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 18, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Be careful, Iason is a menace.  He brought down the Hindenburg.

He made a puppy cannon, and he rifled it with razor blades.

He is a bad, bad person.

I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

He talked his high school football coach into using a bunny as a ball.

He was, of course, the place-kicker.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2010, 04:01:40 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 16, 2010, 06:12:12 PM

QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Good luck with that.  Iason made a xylophone out of live kittens and he plays it with a taser.

2/3 of them deserved it.

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

SMILEYS DO NOT MATCH COMMENT AND ARE CONFUSING! GOOD NIGHT!
               \
(http://www.papadeltabravo.com/pics/mc_psp_morbo.jpg)

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 07:23:48 AM
SMILEYS DO NOT MATCH COMMENT AND ARE CONFUSING! GOOD NIGHT!
               \
(http://www.papadeltabravo.com/pics/mc_psp_morbo.jpg)

haha oh well they match to me.

:lulz:

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

im still not getting it howl im not nerina now please leave me alone.

Quote from: Fyxen on June 19, 2010, 11:32:44 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

im still not getting it howl im not nerina now please leave me alone.

Wait.  You take a comment that predates our PM argument, and then act like I'm stalking you?  Fuck off, Neri.  Just fucking get cancer and die, you dishonest piece of shit.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8003/tickettoride.jpg) (http://img143.imageshack.us/i/tickettoride.jpg/)

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2010, 06:21:56 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 19, 2010, 11:32:44 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

I'm still not getting it howl I'm not nerina now please leave me alone.

Wait.  You take a comment that predates our PM argument, and then act like I'm stalking you?  Fuck off, Neri.  Just fucking get cancer and die, you dishonest piece of shit.

now your simply being rude howl.
just because i know her does not mean i am her.
and you should learn to deal with that.

Quote from: Fyxen on June 23, 2010, 01:31:29 AM


now your simply being rude howl.

:lulz:

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Am I right to guess that this is "Dick-waving"?

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 28, 2010, 11:46:55 PM

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Am I right to guess that this is "Dick-waving"?

Nope.

Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 05:01:10 AM

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 28, 2010, 11:46:55 PM

Quote from: Kattam on December 12, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Noob here. Not really sure what to say or whatever... oh well, here's a shot:
I'm pretty much interested but don't have a full grasp on a lot of the concepts yet (lurk moar, yes?). I came here expecting to find something like pinealism and instead stumbled upon intelligent life. Philosophy student, for the record.

I found the PD about a year and a half ago through a long chain of increasingly individualistic ideologies. (Left-Hand Paganism was the big one, then I ended up thinking about it, reading into Discordianism again a couple months ago, and here I am.)
Hm, where do I go from here?

Am I right to guess that this is "Dick-waving"?

Nope.

How about this?

(http://blog.indecisionforever.com/files/2009/07/dick-cheney-waving.jpg)

Closer.

Hi all.

I just joined the forum.

It looks like fun.

There seems to be a lot to take in.

I don't understand some things.

Can somebody tell me what a n00b is?

Thanks.

Pop-Tart

A n00b is you (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie), at least currently.

I'm n00b?

I don't get it.

Thanks for the response though.

Pop-Tart

Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2010, 08:42:42 AM
A n00b is you (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie), at least currently.

click link. WARNING, SPOILERS!

Oh, it is a link.

I get it now.

Funny.

Yes, I am a n00b.

Pop-Tart

Quote from: Pop-Tart on August 09, 2010, 08:38:40 AM
Can somebody tell me what a n00b is?

1/10, for lack of effort.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:34:35 PM

Quote from: Pop-Tart on August 09, 2010, 08:38:40 AM
Can somebody tell me what a n00b is?

1/10, for lack of effort.

I tried to figure it out on my own but couldn't find it anywhere on the board.

Sorry Doktor.

Pop-Tart

Hello discordians. The name's Tigerlady. But you can call me hot-stuff if you want to. lol. Let's get this party started.

Quote from: TigerLady on August 10, 2010, 11:53:30 PM
Hello discordians. The name's Tigerlady pop tartl me hot-stuff if you want to. lol. Let's get this party started.

 :weary:

I'm sorry for leaving Roger! I know you missed me! I love you too hunny!

xoxoxoxo

:mrgreen:

Weltburger had a bit of a hardon for Dok too, but he was much more fun. Well, a bit more fun. Well, just as crap really, but it's been so long since we tore up a crap Troll, I'll play along. As long as I get a bit of it's liver.

It is a testament to Roger's awesome and horrible charisma that people are still pissed off at him two years later. I really gotta tip my hat to that.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
It is a testament to Roger's awesome and horrible charisma that people are still pissed off at him two years later. I really gotta tip my hat to that.

Going by your last post in the intros thread, am I safe in assuming this is actually a euphimism for some kind of depraved larpsex?

yes, I part my robe and tip my wizard hat

Quote from: BadBeast on August 12, 2010, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
It is a testament to Roger's awesome and horrible charisma that people are still pissed off at him two years later. I really gotta tip my hat to that.

Going by your last post in the intros thread, am I safe in assuming this is actually a euphimism for some kind of depraved larpsex?

He's never going to outlive that one, is he :lol:

Probably. Not.  :lulz:

Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
It is a testament to Roger's awesome and horrible charisma that people are still pissed off at him two years later. I really gotta tip my hat to that.

1.  I'm just me and it makes people mad.

2.  Not until you buy me dinner, you degenerate.

Fucking christ on a fucking stick. You trolls seriously need a new routine.

^
THIS.


Trolls; why don't you try accusing Charley Brown of ruining this board, ruling it with an iron fist, and unfairly modding posts*?




*So what if he isn't a mod, the truth hasn't stopped you before

But, . . but we've all seen what he does to Trolls! There would have to be assurances, . . .and a "safe word".

 :lulz:

I am legion, for I am many.

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 13, 2010, 04:07:32 AM
:lulz:

I am legion, for I am many.

That's six words.

Quote from: BadBeast on August 13, 2010, 04:09:59 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 13, 2010, 04:07:32 AM
:lulz:

I am legion, for I am many.

That's six words.

7.

Just saying.

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 13, 2010, 04:12:58 AM

Quote from: BadBeast on August 13, 2010, 04:09:59 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 13, 2010, 04:07:32 AM
:lulz:

I am legion, for I am many.

That's six words.

7.

Just saying.

Kiss my smouldering hoof! Bleedin' pedant. 

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:lulz:

I am legion, for I am many.

That's six words.

7.

Just saying.

Kiss my smouldering hoof! Bleedin' pedant. 

I am, after the deity to which all should bow.

They all try and get you to bow. It's a God thing, I suppose. And the Queen. Gawd bless her blackened heart.

Trolls never come after me either. Though I'm sure FP and Janvier learned to love to hate me, after a fashion.

~~~Payne: Don't Holy Man too gud :(

It's a Dok thing. They covet his Science, but secretly Hate him for it. They watch, dumbfounded, thinking "Why is he not consumed by it"?  Even as they are torn apart by it's sharp teeth.

And springloaded plastic wangers.  Don't forget those.

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 08:28:42 AM
And springloaded plastic wangers.  Don't forget those.

I had successfully forgotten those. Thanks.  :cry:

Pop-Tart was here.

Poptart, fuck off.

Pop Tart isn't very good at this.

Pop Tart isn't very good at much at all. Who did he originally post as, before his first ban?

It's not really worth figuring out, IMO.

No, you're right. I don't even care.

Quote from: Cain on August 16, 2010, 09:27:35 AM
Pop Tart isn't very good at this.

Understatement of the decade.

Pop Tart isn't even here any more. *Belch* 

Wow! lol! What's up? Anyone out there?

Quote from: Miss BeBe on August 27, 2010, 05:27:58 AM
Wow! lol! What's up? Anyone out there?

Hello there BeBe. Yes, we are here.  :D You sure are looking cute today. I hope you enjoy the forum.

How would you know??? ;-) Thanks!

Having two browsers open at the same time, causes cancer.

Best N00b Fread Title Ever.

If the Motorcycle you are riding, reveals itself to be incorrect, then the best option is to dismount immediately. The later you leave it, the moar it's going to hurt. It's no good just pressing on onwards towards your destination, and hoping nobody will notice. They will. And they will notice that you noticed too If you arrived here with any credibilty, be prepared to it all. The correct Motorcyle can only be foind by lurking around thre forum, and paying attention. And even then, it's not a guaranteed thing. Good luck.   

Lurking is for pussies. Well it was in my case. Myself and Freeky nevar lurked, and we were ok. It just apparently depends on how awesome you are.

I never lurked either. If I had, I might have come to the conclusion this site was full of the worst kind of recidivist scum in the whole webz, and me getting involved could only end badly. Instead, I jumped right in, and discovered this site was full of the worst kind of recidivist scum in Cream of the whole webz. And incidently, that it's not only scum that rises to the surface. And I'm not drowning, I'm waving.   :wave:

Quote from: Prince Peon on September 05, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Did I ever complete a quest for Nigel?  :?

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I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

What is no?

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Quote from: Prince Peon on September 05, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

What is no?

Unacceptable answers for 500 Alex.

Cudgel > Peon

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Quote from: Prince Peon on September 05, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

No.  PM Nigel and tell her Dok sent you to her for your quest.

What would you like to talk about?

Not sure, Maybe it means for you to Go and see Nigel, and ask her for details of your personal quest. She doesn't bite, and she'll give you an awesome . . .er, quest.

16

Eris > nike :fnord:

dont look at me im just here for the false slack

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Eris > nike :fnord:

Is this a scrid?  :argh!:

Scrid = Squid (maybe), one in particular, who is not seen round these parts anymore.

::GUTPUNCH!!::

Just Don't it

How is one to avoid {IT}

Quote from: Armond on September 08, 2010, 01:23:34 PM
How is one to avoid {IT}

PM Nigel and tell her you're ready for your quest.

It's the only way to be safe.

Do you really think no-one knew who you were? If the answer is anything other than,

"I am such a wankstick! Even the Discordians are only humouring me"

Then jab your own finger, in your left eye. Repeat until either Death occurs, or eye falls out. If the latter happens first, then repeat excercise with right eye. Then fuck off.  :fap:

It's sad when you think of how much time he wasted doing that.

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 10, 2010, 12:44:46 PM
It's sad when you think of how much time he wasted doing that.

By my count it was about 4 hours.

:lulz:

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Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably not try to be passive agressive, brag about it, or automatically expect sympathy.

Fixed.  The people on this board who are depressed or mentally unstable do talk about it, but in ways other than that of an attention whore.

And hell, we're all lonely.

Hell, I'm not lonely.  I want to be like the borg, only I want to just be me. 

That's what pisses me off about Voyager.  They got flung to the far side of the galaxy from the primates, and what do they do?  TRY TO COME BACK.  Jesus fuck.  I'm so alone.

BUT NOT LONELY.

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Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 02:52:51 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably not try to be passive agressive, brag about it, or automatically expect sympathy.

Fixed.  The people on this board who are depressed or mentally unstable do talk about it, but in ways other than that of an attention whore.

And hell, we're all lonely.

Hell, I'm not lonely.  I want to be like the borg, only I want to just be me. 

That's what pisses me off about Voyager.  They got flung to the far side of the galaxy from the primates, and what do they do?  TRY TO COME BACK.  Jesus fuck.  I'm so alone.

BUT NOT LONELY.

Kind of this.
Also, isn't "loneliness" essentially a euphemism for "I want to get laid and go to sleep curled up to Dat Ass?"
I mean, if you aren't after the D/P, being by yourself is pretty painless and actually kind of awesome.