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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

Title: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM
Okay, all.  As a writing exercise, I have begun writing horribly disturbed letters to everyone on the MSY mailing list (or rather, to everyone who didn't tell me to kill their PI to avoid this shit, which means everyone is still on the list, so far).  No two letters will be the same, and my goal is 5/week.

If you didn't buy an MSY, but still want to be included in horrible shit that would make Anthony Comstock shit his pants, PM me your address.  You will then receive 1 depraved letter (or maybe more than a letter, if I can find an object that properly expresses how I feel about you) every 6 weeks or so.  I will also reply to any replies I get, as I have time (over and above the 5 letters/week).  

For those who wish to participate - or if I get your address by any means, no matter how shady - bear in mind the spirit of the exercise here, and rest assured that I (probably) will NOT actually show up at your house wearing nothing but a loincloth, a Samoan war club, and a slaphappy grin.

You will not be told in advance when a letter is sent.

When I finish the first set of letters, and begin the second, I will post the first run of letters here, along with any responses I get (unless you ask me not to).

Okay for now,
Dok

ETA:  Running totals:

Completed:

Kel & Badge*
Kai*
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net*
Cainad*
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid*
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast*
Faust*
Payne*
Lizzay
Risus
ECH
Iason*
Suu*
Khara*
Stella
Michal
EoC*
Telarus
Sigmatic
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Babylon Horuv
Peleus
Sister Gothique
Tactically Evil Dan
Bones
Nephew Twiddington*
Burns
Daruko
Iron Sulfide*
Hat
Uncle Dad

Asterixes mean I have recevied some sort of snail mail response.  I will only be doing a second mailing based on people who have responded, and only those responses which some snail mail (Emails, PMs, and posts here don't count).

Non-completed:

Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
BDS
Lysergic
Nurse Rhizome


Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:

If I already have your info, I am apparently confused.  PM me your real name, and I'll correct the records.  If not, send me the info, and I'll include you.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on June 07, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
brb bracing for impact
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on June 07, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
brb bracing for impact

I'm still waiting for your revenge.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Vene on June 07, 2010, 07:14:52 PM
So, I showed this to my SO, who now wants to pat you on the head and coo.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on June 07, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
My real name wasn't the paypal one, the one you want is on my facebook page. Looking forward to it, I'm too much of a nobody to get hate mail otherwise. :(
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 07:48:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 07, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
My real name wasn't the paypal one, the one you want is on my facebook page. Looking forward to it, I'm too much of a nobody to get hate mail otherwise. :(

No gots FB.  PM or GTFO.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 07:49:13 PM
Quote from: Vene on June 07, 2010, 07:14:52 PM
So, I showed this to my SO, who now wants to pat you on the head and coo.

Step inside.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cramulus on June 07, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
 :lulz: sign me up, doc. The abovenamed Anthony is a distant relative of mine, I will be appalled in his absence.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 07, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
:lulz: sign me up, doc. The abovenamed Anthony is a distant relative of mine, I will be appalled in his absence.

Done.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

Well I live within a couple blocks of a school, so really I'm saving the children.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 08:50:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

Well I live within a couple blocks of a school, so really I'm saving the children.

:crankey:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 07, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
I'd give you my address to mail horrible shit to, if there was an accurate return address on the letter...
:)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 07, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
I'd give you my address to mail horrible shit to, if there was an accurate return address on the letter...
:)

Obviously.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on June 07, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM
Okay, all.  As a writing exercise, I have begun writing horribly disturbed letters to everyone on the MSY mailing list (or rather, to everyone who didn't tell me to kill their PI to avoid this shit, which means everyone is still on the list, so far).  No two letters will be the same, and my goal is 5/week.

If you didn't buy an MSY, but still want to be included in horrible shit that would make Anthony Comstock shit his pants, PM me your address.  You will then receive 1 depraved letter (or maybe more than a letter, if I can find an object that properly expresses how I feel about you) every 6 weeks or so.  I will also reply to any replies I get, as I have time (over and above the 5 letters/week). 

For those who wish to participate - or if I get your address by any means, no matter how shady - bear in mind the spirit of the exercise here, and rest assured that I (probably) will NOT actually show up at your house wearing nothing but a loincloth, a Samoan war club, and a slaphappy grin.

You will not be told in advance when a letter is sent.

When I finish the first set of letters, and begin the second, I will post the first run of letters here, along with any responses I get (unless you ask me not to).

Okay for now,
Dok


Woot!  I am looking forward to this.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 07, 2010, 09:21:33 PM
I am REALLY looking forward to this...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on June 07, 2010, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on June 07, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
brb bracing for impact

I'm still waiting for your revenge.
I'm still making it. Plus, RemingtonGF has to consult with her grandma for the proper crochet pattern.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on June 07, 2010, 09:34:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on June 07, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
brb bracing for impact

I'm still waiting for your revenge.
I'm still making it. Plus, RemingtonGF has to consult with her grandma for the proper crochet pattern.

Um.   :horrormirth: or  :) , depending.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on June 07, 2010, 09:49:04 PM
WHEE, PENPALS! 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 07, 2010, 09:49:04 PM
WHEE, PENPALS! 

Well, more like PENHATEHATEHATEHATE, but yeah.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on June 07, 2010, 09:55:11 PM
I believe I have just the thing. :)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on June 07, 2010, 11:33:01 PM
I think I'm going to go ahead and sign up.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 07, 2010, 11:57:37 PM
Woah, I just remembered that my address has changed. Incoming PM, Dok.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 12:10:01 AM
I try to keep my email address hidden, so that I don't get hatemail, kinda thing, but I haven't had any hatemail for ages now, and I'm feeling neglected, so I'll send you email address, because I know you is only doing it for some kind of science, and science is good, right? Right?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 08, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
 :mrgreen:

Do you have my Mailing info?  I'll resend / hand deliver later if not.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 12:42:15 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 08, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
:mrgreen:

Do you have my Mailing info?  I'll resend / hand deliver later if not.


No, I don't.  It would be easier if you just PMed it, that way I can put it into my notebook.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 08, 2010, 12:48:43 AM
this shall be fun.  :evil:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 01:03:12 AM
Okay, everyone as of this post is in or (in one case) corrected.

First batch hits the mail tomorrow.

Second batch will go out on the 15th, and every Tuesday thereafter.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dimocritus on June 08, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
Yeah, I can't miss this. I'm in.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
Yeah, I can't miss this. I'm in.

PM ADDRESS.

Dok,
Isn't psychic.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dimocritus on June 08, 2010, 05:01:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
Yeah, I can't miss this. I'm in.

PM ADDRESS.

Dok,
Isn't psychic.

Already did. Expect something wicked back  :wink:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in this or not.  Part of me really wants to see it, part of me is afraid my parents will open that particular letter.

And part of me really *wants* my parents to open that letter.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 05:01:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
Yeah, I can't miss this. I'm in.

PM ADDRESS.

Dok,
Isn't psychic.

Already did. Expect something wicked back  :wink:

JUMPING JESUS CHRIST, DIMO, COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE DAGO?

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in this or not.  Part of me really wants to see it, part of me is afraid my parents will open that particular letter.

And part of me really *wants* my parents to open that letter.

1.  You're a minor?

2.  Your parents open your fucking mail?  For real?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dimocritus on June 08, 2010, 05:07:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 05:01:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: dimo on June 08, 2010, 04:57:31 AM
Yeah, I can't miss this. I'm in.

PM ADDRESS.

Dok,
Isn't psychic.

Already did. Expect something wicked back  :wink:

JUMPING JESUS CHRIST, DIMO, COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE DAGO?



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I could, but then I wouldn't have any room left for the French Canadian. Though, now that I think about it...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:32:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in this or not.  Part of me really wants to see it, part of me is afraid my parents will open that particular letter.

And part of me really *wants* my parents to open that letter.

1.  You're a minor?

2.  Your parents open your fucking mail?  For real?

No I'm 25, but they open my brothers' mail (at their request) and need to figure out that that does not extend to my mail now that I'm forced to live with them again.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:39:01 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:32:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in this or not.  Part of me really wants to see it, part of me is afraid my parents will open that particular letter.

And part of me really *wants* my parents to open that letter.

1.  You're a minor?

2.  Your parents open your fucking mail?  For real?

No I'm 25, but they open my brothers' mail (at their request) and need to figure out that that does not extend to my mail now that I'm forced to live with them again.

Ah.  That kind of blows.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on June 08, 2010, 05:56:26 AM
Ready + waiting.

Do your worst, Dok.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 08, 2010, 06:30:23 AM
Address sent. I just moved so you are now the only one here with my correct address.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 08, 2010, 06:40:46 AM
Hey, I LOVE snail mail

Do you have my info?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 07:01:10 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:32:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2010, 05:01:24 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in this or not.  Part of me really wants to see it, part of me is afraid my parents will open that particular letter.

And part of me really *wants* my parents to open that letter.

1.  You're a minor?

2.  Your parents open your fucking mail?  For real?

No I'm 25, but they open my brothers' mail (at their request) and need to figure out that that does not extend to my mail now that I'm forced to live with them again.
Well, if they open Doks letter, they will surely think twice before opening your mail again. Might be just the shakeup they need, to define boundaries, an' ting.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 08, 2010, 06:40:46 AM
Hey, I LOVE snail mail

Do you have my info?

No.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 08, 2010, 05:04:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 08, 2010, 06:40:46 AM
Hey, I LOVE snail mail

Do you have my info?

No.

WELL...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:21:28 PM
Will update mailing list tonight for the 6 people who sent an address today.

Names will be chosen on the "whatever grabs Dok's nads" method, but everyone gets one before I start over again.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 07:11:50 PM
Looking forward to my letter  :lulz:

Will also post my reaction here.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2010, 10:16:12 PM
Almost caught up.  Will be mailing next batch on Tuesday, and every Tuesday thereafter.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on June 12, 2010, 10:23:50 PM
I will be sure to check the mail.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 06:02:09 PM
Behind due to travel.  I have one mammoth, awful thing for a certain canuck who won't be named - Remington - and I WILL finish the rest tonight and tomorrow for a Thursday mailing.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 16, 2010, 02:17:53 AM
waiting.....
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Kai on June 16, 2010, 02:31:38 AM
Oh, probably should have gotten that I received over here, not there.  :oops:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 02:56:11 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 16, 2010, 02:17:53 AM
waiting.....

Was mailed a week ago.   :?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on June 16, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Did you send one to me? I'd expect it to take a bit longer if you did, but I wouldn't imagine it would take longer than a week...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 16, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Did you send one to me? I'd expect it to take a bit longer if you did, but I wouldn't imagine it would take longer than a week...

Not yet.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on June 16, 2010, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 16, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Did you send one to me? I'd expect it to take a bit longer if you did, but I wouldn't imagine it would take longer than a week...

Not yet.
Fair nuff.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 17, 2010, 01:32:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 02:56:11 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 16, 2010, 02:17:53 AM
waiting.....

Was mailed a week ago.   :?

that's so weird, i dont mail is getting to me. other stuff that should of showed up by now hasn't.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on June 17, 2010, 01:43:34 AM
Maybe you're being monitered by "The Man"! (Only half joking here)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 01:55:59 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 16, 2010, 02:17:53 AM
waiting.....

Letter returned.  Address not valid.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 17, 2010, 01:58:35 AM
pm sent to correct address.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 21, 2010, 09:54:48 PM
Okay, just knocked out 5 more letters.  Will be in the mail tomorrow.

Richter, your books will be mailed, too.  Thanks for the loan.

Cram should expect a box full of horror.

The rest are just not safe for anyfuckingwhere, so please to not read aloud in front of children or stupid people.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 21, 2010, 10:46:05 PM
Hope they were enjoyable, Dok.

Also, you mentioned a list of stuff you thought I might like, back during our discussion of ethics (I think Cicero was invovled).  Recomendations would be welcome.  I'll hopefully be mailing your back within a week or two.   
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on June 22, 2010, 12:16:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 21, 2010, 09:54:48 PM
Okay, just knocked out 5 more letters.  Will be in the mail tomorrow.

Richter, your books will be mailed, too.  Thanks for the loan.

Cram should expect a box full of horror.

The rest are just not safe for anyfuckingwhere, so please to not read aloud in front of children or stupid people.

:awesome:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 21, 2010, 10:46:05 PM
Hope they were enjoyable, Dok.

Also, you mentioned a list of stuff you thought I might like, back during our discussion of ethics (I think Cicero was invovled).  Recomendations would be welcome.  I'll hopefully be mailing your back within a week or two.   

CRAM AND RICHTER:  There will be an envelope in your respective boxes.  Please be careful not to throw these away with the packing.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
Dok, as an FYI- I have three roommates, so if I don't in someways acknowledge receipt of mail after a week, give me a heads up
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on June 22, 2010, 01:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 07, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

But old people love being part of anything that doesn't involve taking long naps and waiting patiently for death.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 01:43:43 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
Dok, as an FYI- I have three roommates, so if I don't in someways acknowledge receipt of mail after a week, give me a heads up

Righteo, my good man.

As of now, the list of victims includes:

Kel & Badge
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington
Charley Brown

Due to address difficulties, only Kai, Nonpub, and Fred have apparently received theirs (Fred is out of town, though).

All the others are sitting in a heap in front of me, and will hit the post office at 7:30 tomorrow morning.  I expect to write and send at least 5 more this week, to be chosen at random (though not people I've already written).  No two letters will be the same (this IS a writing exercise, after all).

The correct way to respond, should you choose to, is by snail mail.  I will eventually post the whole shitpile on PD, in a month or two.  Then I'm going to start over.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on June 22, 2010, 05:28:18 PM
Cool!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
5 more done.

List is now

Kel & Badge
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington
Charley Brown
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne
Hoops
Pixie

I'm on a bit of a roll, here.  In fact, I'm actually caught up on my schedule (after the recent trips).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on June 22, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
I am on the edge of my seat.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 07:55:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 22, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
I am on the edge of my seat.

Well, once your name comes out of the hat, expect your fair share of the horror.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 22, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
I'm fairly giddy.  I rarely get much more in the mail than greeting cards.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 22, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
I'm fairly giddy.

I'll fix that.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on June 22, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Sent you a letter of my own, a few days ago.

Didn't write enough though.   More will be required.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 22, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Sent you a letter of my own, a few days ago.

Didn't write enough though.   More will be required.

Expect foul shit in return.  And a letter.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on June 22, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 22, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Sent you a letter of my own, a few days ago.

Didn't write enough though.   More will be required.

Expect foul shit in return.  And a letter.

Well,

I'd be wrong not to.  :lol:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:53:04 PM
Uday's letter to the Generalissimo autosaved while I was in the bathroom.

I have autosave set to "first line of text".

As a result, it saved as Papa.doc

:lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 22, 2010, 08:55:02 PM
heh...
it's cursed now.
i wouldn't open it again....
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
Don't overdo it Dok, you might over-catharthise, and lose all your GRrrr! at once.  You may regress to a Muppetlike state of 6 year old 'sweary kid'  only communicating in sing song, with a load of fucks, shits, and doody liberally scattered through to shock the grown ups.  And that would be , . . . funny as fuck, actually.
(Just how much 'foul shit' can there be in one man?)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 08:55:43 PM

(Just how much 'foul shit' can there be in one man?)

The world may never know.  I haven't nearly begun to run out of steam, and no two letters are anything alike.

I am a horrible meatsack full of hatred and loathing.  It's like a muscle.  The more you work it, the stronger it gets.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 22, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:53:04 PM
Uday's letter to the Generalissimo autosaved while I was in the bathroom.

I have autosave set to "first line of text".

As a result, it saved as Papa.doc

:lulz:


:eek:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:53:04 PM
Uday's letter to the Generalissimo autosaved while I was in the bathroom.

I have autosave set to "first line of text".

As a result, it saved as Papa.doc

:lulz:


:eek:


Now it's torturing my letter to Pixie, just for kicks. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
dos prompt/run/waterboarding.exe

wtf?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 22, 2010, 09:25:41 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Holy shit this is entertaining!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 23, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 22, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
I'm fairly giddy.  I rarely get much more in the mail than greeting cards bills.
I hate being a grown up.  :sad:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2010, 01:17:51 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 23, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 22, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
I'm fairly giddy.  I rarely get much more in the mail than greeting cards bills.
I hate being a grown up.  :sad:

You're on the list too, spag.  You'll PRAY for bills!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 23, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Herbert: Did you read the magnets on the Fridge?

Richter: "I heart bewbs".  You know, everyone in this apparment can agree with that.

Nurse East: ::rofl::  True!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 23, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
GOT LETTER  :x  :lol:

TRYING TO THINK OF RESPONSE
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2010, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on June 23, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
GOT LETTER  :x  :lol:

TRYING TO THINK OF RESPONSE

Remember, responses should be snail mail.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 25, 2010, 05:54:37 AM
got the letter.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: President Television on June 25, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
Soon Kenan will get his letter and then the cycle will be complete.
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kenan-Kel-tv-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 25, 2010, 07:13:09 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 25, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
Soon Kenan will get his letter and then the cycle will be complete.
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kenan-Kel-tv-03.jpg)

you are so original :rimshot: 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: -Kel- on June 25, 2010, 07:23:21 AM
Dok, just came up with my response. Don't kill me.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 25, 2010, 01:59:47 PM
Letter got.   :lulz:  Thanks for sending the books back, passed on relevants to Nurse East, who send her best. 
I'll hopefully polish up the HST for return this weekend.

Formulating reply. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on June 25, 2010, 02:11:05 PM
Got my "horrible" letter yesterday, Dok.  Twas a thing to behold!  Will be responding in kind soonish...so beware!  (cue evil cackle here) :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 25, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
 :lulz:  just got mine.

you will receive a reply.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:26:47 PM
 :)

I just like spreading cheer.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on June 26, 2010, 07:59:28 AM
I await the letter with as much glee as I do with mild terror!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on June 26, 2010, 03:29:22 PM
Graciously, Dok returned a few borrowed books with the letter he sent me.  They were packed into the box with newspaper, which I perused as I was opening it.
Well, needless to say, the choice of paper was horrific.  Part of my brain pictures the man pouring over an unknown stock of recent newsprint for the most horrible stories, and gleefully buffering my tomes with them.  This was no coincidence, right?

Support for a plan to end birthright citizenship in AZ
Oil Spill
Hemming and hawing over government money going to abortion clinics
Bloody Sunday Killings deemed unjusified by UK
Touchdown Jesus Incinerated (With pics!  :mrgreen:)
Trapped man channels MacGyver, tries to amputate own arm
Armed US man stopped trying to enter Afghanistan to hunt Bin Laden
Rivals throw dirt at Gov. Brewer "Bueeeennno."
3 schools and $20 mil to hospital funding cut.

I'm going to giggle at TD Jesus again, and greet Herbert in the name of Khorne. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
It took a surprisingly short amount of time to gather the horror stories.

This is, after all, Tucson.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 26, 2010, 08:16:52 PM
THE MAIL

HAS ARRIVED.

!

A response will be written shortly, and mailed Monday. Oh yes.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 26, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
I got one too! A biohazard team are checking it over as we speak. If any of them survive I'll update you in due course...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on June 26, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
Dok, letter received. Thank you very much and permission is granted of course. I will reply next week as there are 2 days of live country music left.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 29, 2010, 11:44:44 PM
I want in.

However, I'm not going to write back because I'm sure your letter will be too hideous for words.

Instead I will compose my response in some depraved arrangement of images.

PM me if you got rid of my address since the MSY mailings.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 29, 2010, 11:49:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM

Thurna


:eek:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 11:50:50 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on June 29, 2010, 11:44:44 PM
I want in.

However, I'm not going to write back because I'm sure your letter will be too hideous for words.

Instead I will compose my response in some depraved arrangement of images.

PM me if you got rid of my address since the MSY mailings.

You're still on the list.  So far, it's mostly random.  I included Thurna because I was recently traumatized by his province.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 29, 2010, 11:52:11 PM
Cool beans.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 29, 2010, 11:53:27 PM
oh Im far away from those hippies
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 30, 2010, 12:04:29 AM
I got mine a couple days after the PM saying it was sent... i need to buy hideous writing paper and a freakish feminine ink colour to make Rog's eyes hurt.

i have no printer nad horrid handwriting but i will find something....
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2010, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.


I promise to fap to it.  If you're lucky, I might mail back the evidence.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:36:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 30, 2010, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.


I promise to fap to it.  If you're lucky, I might mail back the evidence.

I tried to make it a nice letter to you and the Missus, but it went bad, right from the very beginning.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on June 30, 2010, 02:38:47 PM
Let's hope the NSA doesn't get hold of it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:40:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 30, 2010, 02:38:47 PM
Let's hope the NSA doesn't get hold of it.

Serves them right if they do.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cramulus on June 30, 2010, 03:11:14 PM
Dearest Roger,

I shrieked with glee and mirth as I opened the beat-up cardboard which was waiting for me. Your gift, a pith helmet from 1945, is one of the coolest things I've ever received in the mail. I immediately donned it, grew a moustache, and went for a safari outside.

I was instantly surrounded by the wild 9-12 year old wildlife of Tarrytown. I live upstairs from a candy shop and an ice cream parlor, so the streets are always filled with starry eyed little ragamuffins, savage little things whose brains have actually been caramelized by toxic amounts of sugar.

I moved to Tarrytown about two months ago, and I have yet to hit my stride. I can sense that this town needs something, it might be friendly towards a little weirdness, but I haven't figured out exactly what yet. The people here have the same sort of vain detachment as the New York City tribe (you can see the tappan zee bridge from my parking spot), but they also have a sense of curiosity and engagement which comes from living in a small, arty town. So I've been trying to conceptualize how Professor Cramulus will be able to shake everything up topsy turvy.

To date, I've been standing on my rooftop with a towel for a cape, arms crossed, preventing crime with my vigilance. But you know, there really isn't any crime to speak of, except for some odd jay walking. (And it's not nearly odd enough.)

But the explorer shtick - I think this actually fits very well. The Professor is somebody who understands the world, and can demonstrate its secrets to others. The Explorer, in contrast, doesn't understand the world. He's not from it. He's fascinated or bewildered by this modern jungle and he's trying to make sense of it.

When you're exploring a foreign culture, you can't really be too judgmental. Did the aztecs know how funny it was their king had to ritually slice up his dick every year? Do the Chinese understand how hilarious the name "Dong" is? And can you blame the people of Elephant Butte New Mexico? No. You've gotta observe these things like a tourist, an observer to a strange and bewilderingly savage people. You don't go on vacation and then try to "fix" the place you're visiting. You just kick back and enjoy the horrormirth.

Soon, I will post pix of me sporting my new head gear. Until then, I leave you with a fraggle:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZStMaj2L2M/SrteEQwaMoI/AAAAAAAAG0U/Kzo0K3l0N78/s400/uncle_traveling_matt.jpg)


Deepest thanks and many happy returns,


Explorer Cramulus
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 03:14:56 PM
You're very welcome.  I had hoped that would inspire many adventures (and pics).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 30, 2010, 05:39:34 PM
Am I on this list?  Because if I'm not I really want to be!! :evil:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 30, 2010, 05:39:34 PM
Am I on this list?  Because if I'm not I really want to be!! :evil:

PM addie, if you haven't already.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 07:06:20 PM
NEED RWHN's ADDIE.

Gimme.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
I must very respectfully decline.  I try to keep the online world pretty separate from the offline world.  And please understand it has nothing to do with not trusting you or anyone else from this community, it has everything to do with not wanting to open a can of worms domestically if you get my meaning.  I don't think my wife would really get it and might be a little weird-ed out about getting mail from what is to her a random stranger.  Especially with the little kids, etc. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 07:25:06 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 30, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
I must very respectfully decline.  I try to keep the online world pretty separate from the offline world.  And please understand it has nothing to do with not trusting you or anyone else from this community, it has everything to do with not wanting to open a can of worms domestically if you get my meaning.  I don't think my wife would really get it and might be a little weird-ed out about getting mail from what is to her a random stranger.  Especially with the little kids, etc. 

:(

Okay.  I shall rant to someone else about my horrible ass ticks and the state of the union in general.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2010, 07:31:09 PM
You're welcome to use my e-mail address.  I know it's not the same.  rev.whats.his.name@hotmail.com  I'll print them out. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 30, 2010, 07:31:09 PM
You're welcome to use my e-mail address.  I know it's not the same.  rev.whats.his.name@hotmail.com  I'll print them out. 

IT'S NOT THE SAME!   :x

Will do it anyway.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 07:59:15 PM
Last 5, plus horrible packages to Doktor Vitriol and Nigel, go out today at 4:30PM.

Next 5, for later in the week:

Vex
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Faust

Also, a reply to Sigmatic, for the truly evil card he sent.  The doggie poo pamphlet will go on to a worthy "recipient" sometime this week, as well.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on June 30, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Hwah hah hah.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on June 30, 2010, 10:41:23 PM
This whole thread has a little of the Dune trope about it. (Maybe because I smoked too much of that 'White Widow'  read too much 'speculative fiction')

Paul ' Muad Dib' Atreides, Kwisach Haderich Doktor Howl, inventor of the robosexual powerdildo,    and  Duke of Arrakis  Self styled "Horrible meatsack of hatred and loathing"    the inbred Witch kid who personally rounded up an Army of Sand Hippys, waged a punitive and bloody War of attrition against the Harkonnens, and the  Emperors  Elite Sardauker Troops,  Fabled Sasquatch of Womp,  iconoclast, and really authentic Discordian,  
Won said War,  then Face Raeped the Padishah Emperor, Gelded  the Spacers Guild, and planted his inbred Witch brewed seed in some local totty, then casually loses his Powers of Stupids eyes.

Then he thinks,  "I'm bored!  Fuck this for a lark".  He puts his affairs in order, by  sending out some Disturbed as Fuck letters to his faithful 'real' Discordian disciples,   Mumbling a few Quasi- mystical Parables to his Fremen Fedaykin fanatics,  then wanders off into the parched sands of the Arizona  Arrakis Desert, 
and becomes a
Cactus ripped, Mansonesque 'Doktor of Horrids'    Blind, Mystical Spice Messiah    Little dried up pile of Sun bleached bones, and was never seen or heard from again.

Not leaving us are you Dok?   :)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 10:42:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 30, 2010, 10:41:23 PM
Not leaving us are you Dok?   :)

You should be so lucky.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 01:22:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on July 01, 2010, 01:32:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 07:59:15 PM
Last 5, plus horrible packages to Doktor Vitriol and Nigel, go out today at 4:30PM.

Next 5, for later in the week:

Vex
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Faust

Also, a reply to Sigmatic, for the truly evil card he sent.  The doggie poo pamphlet will go on to a worthy "recipient" sometime this week, as well.
YAY
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 01, 2010, 06:45:58 AM
Oh, there were also a couple random magazine clippings somewhere in there I think.  Something about a tornado...  Did I even put that in there?  There's a chance I only imagined doing it.  That happens.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 01:22:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.

Am I going to need latex gloves to read this thing?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 03:18:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 01:22:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

Mailed, plus packages to Nigel and Doktor Vitriol.

LMNO, there are some stains on the back of the second page of your letter.  Don't ask.

Am I going to need latex gloves to read this thing?

I don't think so, but safety first.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 02, 2010, 08:06:57 AM
I have yet to receive the letter.

However, my girlfriend has just finished crocheting and I think I know where the nailgun and cordless drill are. I'll be sending a package out tomorrow, as a long-overdue response to the MSY package.

And it will be glorious.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
 :lulz:

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.

:lulz:

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
:lulz:

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.

:lulz:



Most Americans think it's in Europe, as I have said, so it's definitely the way to go.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 02, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
:lulz:

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.

:lulz:



Most Americans think it's in Europe, as I have said, so it's definitely the way to go.
Pre-emptive deployment of Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne shall commence immediately. Celine Dion can hold on to a note for so long she actually qualifies as a sonic weapon as per the 1899 and 1907 Hague Conventions. Follow-up bombardment with maple-syrup weaponry shall begin at nightfall; I have instructed Quebec to triple their production to compensate for this*.

*A 55-gallon drum of weaponized maple syrup can induce type-1 diabetes at up to 400 yards. DNT.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 02, 2010, 11:19:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 01:22:49 AM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO
I await the horribleness with a kind of delightfully sick fear/glee. :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Pæs on July 03, 2010, 12:32:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.
:x
THAT POOR PUPPY.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on July 03, 2010, 01:25:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?

No, but I'm sure you do, you monster!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 03:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 01:25:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?

No, but I'm sure you do, you monster!

Staples and glue, ten penny nail
That's how Dok gets out the mail
Envelopes suck, puppies are better
Mind ye not the blood on your letter
Shut up and put up the mittens
Before the horrible bastard gets into the kittens.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Captain Utopia on July 03, 2010, 03:15:33 AM

:lulz:  ...   :x
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 03, 2010, 06:04:38 AM
I got things in the mail today!

Horrible things. :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2010, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?

The list is randomized, and I'm only about half way through it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 07:05:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2010, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?

The list is randomized, and I'm only about half way through it.
It's just that I had a weird dream about the Postman trying to stuff Raccoons through my letter box by shrinking them inside ice cubes, but when the ice cubes melted, the raccoons were horribly damaged, and I had to 'mend' them.
And just for a moment there, I thought of you, and 'horrible sciences'.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 04, 2010, 07:58:15 PM
Wwwoooww.  I envy your dreaming. :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cramulus on July 05, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2539.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2558.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 05, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2539.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bin%20bin%20bin%20bin%20bin/DSCF2558.jpg)

Fucking awesome.  I knew I chose the right spag for that helmet! 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2010, 01:02:51 PM
I got mine over the weekend.

Mrs LMNO was all, "You got some kind of letter... From Arizona."

"Oh!  That's... Well..." I said.

"Is this that letter you were telling me about?"

"Yeah.  You want to open it?"

"FUCK NO.  I've heard your little stories about that guy."

"Oh, he's not so bad.  Go ahead."

"..."





It took three Zoloft and two Demerol to get her out of the bathroom and to stop screaming;  Unfortunately, now she wants to vacation in AZ this winter.  She said she needs to see for herself.

Expect a response shortly.



Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 05:20:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 06, 2010, 01:02:51 PM
I got mine over the weekend.

Mrs LMNO was all, "You got some kind of letter... From Arizona."

"Oh!  That's... Well..." I said.

"Is this that letter you were telling me about?"

"Yeah.  You want to open it?"

"FUCK NO.  I've heard your little stories about that guy."

"Oh, he's not so bad.  Go ahead."

"..."





It took three Zoloft and two Demerol to get her out of the bathroom and to stop screaming;  Unfortunately, now she wants to vacation in AZ this winter.  She said she needs to see for herself.

Expect a response shortly.





WOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 06, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
My god.  I wasn't afraid before, but now...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2010, 07:18:53 PM
The only reason I haven't posted pics of mine yet is because I need a ladder.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 06, 2010, 07:25:13 PM
Wha-

No, I decided I'm not curious.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 06, 2010, 07:57:55 PM
I got mine.

Roger,

You HORRIBLE bastard! How could you!? I'll never get the stains, or the smell out. :horrormirth:

In other news. Yeah. Londinivm. Totally. ;)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:11:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 06, 2010, 07:57:55 PM
I got mine.

Roger,

You HORRIBLE bastard! How could you!? I'll never get the stains, or the smell out. :horrormirth:

In other news. Yeah. Londinivm. Totally. ;)

It's funny that my letters to the UK and Australia take half the time as the letters to Canada.

This leads me to an interesting hypothesis.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: hooplala on July 06, 2010, 08:17:00 PM
No no, I got mine a week ago... my site only just returned today.   I still have a dark spot in the middle of my vision, but it will pass... I think...

I shall return the favour soon enough, mon ami.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2010, 08:17:00 PM
No no, I got mine a week ago... my site only just returned today.   I still have a dark spot in the middle of my vision, but it will pass... I think...

I shall return the favour soon enough, mon ami.

You deserved it.  I saw what you did to the Botanical Gardens in Hamilton.  You bastard.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on July 06, 2010, 10:48:18 PM
Reply of Horror will be in mail tomorrow.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 07, 2010, 12:38:51 AM
Be on the lookout for a large white box, Dok. When opening said box you may want to be wearing your glacier goggles (safety first).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 12:40:59 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 07, 2010, 12:38:51 AM
Be on the lookout for a large white box, Dok. When opening said box you may want to be wearing your glacier goggles (safety first).

woo
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 07:37:01 PM
Faust, apologies, but your letter will be delayed by one week on account of I can't get to the post office, and so am only sending out US mail this week.  Next week will be all UK/Ireland/Eurospags.

Done:

Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS

Will go in the mail tomorrow.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 07:40:05 PM
New totals:

Kel & Badge
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington
Charley Brown
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne
Hoops
Pixie


So that's 25 so far.  About 20 more to go, for the first time around.

Edited to add names omitted.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 08, 2010, 12:48:40 AM
:scared: I fear for my sanity, my health, and my reputation; but most of all, I fear for my pance.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2010, 04:45:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 08, 2010, 12:48:40 AM
:scared: I fear for my sanity, my health, and my reputation; but most of all, I fear for my pance.

Too late now.

Incidentally, I left the fucking things in my office.  They'll hit the mail tomorrow afternoon.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:53:27 PM
Also, I have now sent 26 letters and 3 packages, snailmail, and have received 1 snail mail response (Kel & Badges) and one other inbound letter (Siggie).

Is this any way to treat your high epopt?  I ask you.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 09, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

:magick:

Will I be getting a return address so I can send something horrid back to you?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

:magick:

Will I be getting a return address so I can send something horrid back to you?

Of course.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 09, 2010, 08:17:10 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/excellent.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 09, 2010, 08:56:58 PM
Return letter going out tonight.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2010, 08:56:58 PM
Return letter going out tonight.

Wooooo!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 09, 2010, 10:04:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2010, 08:56:58 PM
Return letter going out tonight.

Wooooo!

Mine too!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 09, 2010, 11:50:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

OSHIT :eek:

depending on how quickly the mail goes (once it's in NL, it's 1 day), I might just get it before I go on holiday (to Berlin, and other random East German places, Mo.19th).

I'm already thinking of stuff to reply. horrible things. and maybe even a few nice things.

I won't try to send brined herring by mail, though.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
Ofuck, Dok!

I think I might be in over my head.  :lulz: He's accused me of being the mastermind behind everything, including Tucson. I don't know what's going to happen when he gets the letter...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 10, 2010, 06:29:23 PM
 :lulz:

Ill probably get mine by no later than thursday.  I wonder if it's legal to send road apples by mail?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2010, 11:17:35 PM
Probably, if it's labeled "SCIENCE: DO NOT INHALE"  in red block letters.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2010, 05:17:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
Ofuck, Dok!

I think I might be in over my head.  :lulz: He's accused me of being the mastermind behind everything, including Tucson. I don't know what's going to happen when he gets the letter...

THE WALL.  IT IS THAT WAY --->

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2010, 05:17:59 AM
Got Charley's response.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on July 11, 2010, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2010, 05:17:59 AM
Got Charley's response.

:D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 12, 2010, 02:20:35 PM
You should be getting mine in a day or two.  Unless USPS is full of more fail than it usually is.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 12, 2010, 03:45:09 PM
I'm trying :(
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:46:23 AM
Got two letters today.

Jenne's was very nice, and weird in her subtle way.  She footnoted everything, which made for an interesting read.

LMNO's was fucking horrible, and I came perilously close to (literally) pissing my pants.  However, Jenne's went through the scanner and LMNO's didn't, because, well...How the fuck WOULD I scan that?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 13, 2010, 04:01:29 AM
x-posted from the wrong thread:

Just got it today. :D Powerful stuff, Dok. Already a reply is churning in my head, and the first ideas are being scrawled out as we speak.


Edit: Finished. Gonna sleep on it and check it tomorrow, and it'll go out as soon as I get ahold of an envelope and stamp
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on July 13, 2010, 08:52:47 AM
I've finished my response, will mail hopefully tomorrow.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:46:23 AM
Got two letters today.

Jenne's was very nice, and weird in her subtle way.  She footnoted everything, which made for an interesting read.

LMNO's was fucking horrible, and I came perilously close to (literally) pissing my pants.  However, Jenne's went through the scanner and LMNO's didn't, because, well...How the fuck WOULD I scan that?

Scrape the furry bits off, first.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 01:54:20 PM
Woohoo!  That must be why you were calling--sorry, my phone decided to decamp, and then when I got it recharged, turns out I had 15 (FIFTEEN!!!) missed calls during the day!

I fucking swear I hate AT&T. :crankey:

But I'm glad you liked it...I was having a brainfart.  I shoved the photo in at the last second...it sorta depicts my whole attitude atm, lmao.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on July 13, 2010, 03:09:34 PM
Uh oh, today is Tuesday, its only a matter of time now. :scared:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 03:10:55 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 13, 2010, 03:09:34 PM
Uh oh, today is Tuesday, its only a matter of time now. :scared:

3 more to write, will mail Thursday, actually.

When I write to Eurospags, I have to actually go to the post office to send them.  They know me there, now, and they give me the stink eye.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:16:35 PM
Okay, for the last fucking time, this is SNAIL MAIL.  No more fucking email addies, please.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:26:04 PM
Also, what the hell is up with fucking Brit postal addresses?

There is no need for descriptive phrases in a Goddamn address.

Charles Crazyteeth
120 Blueblood Lane
Buggering on the Thames
Buttholeshire
fuk u69
UK

That is too much fucking information.  All you need is

Name
Street Address
City & Zip code
Nation

That's it.  Fix that shit, please.  Also, your phone numbers are needlessly complicated.  And you fuckers INVENTED the language, please fucking use it in an understandable manner.  kthxbye.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
:lulz:  Ok, NOW I can laugh...felt bad laughing at your post before that one, though I did it and didn't post it.  The above, now, I've heard you rant on before, and though I find UK addresses quaint, while traveling there, I CERTAINLY have to agree...it's needlessly complicated.

(but still cute...)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 05:36:00 PM
Also, could you FIT more Brit stereotypes in that address?  "Charles CRAZYTEETH"?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:53:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 05:36:00 PM
Also, could you FIT more Brit stereotypes in that address?  "Charles CRAZYTEETH"?  :lulz:

Freeky says I'm a bad person.   :sad:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Freeky on July 13, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:53:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 05:36:00 PM
Also, could you FIT more Brit stereotypes in that address?  "Charles CRAZYTEETH"?  :lulz:

Freeky says I'm a bad person.   :sad:

Is true. But that's okay, because I consider you my best friend anyway. Why change what works? :)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:09:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 13, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:53:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 05:36:00 PM
Also, could you FIT more Brit stereotypes in that address?  "Charles CRAZYTEETH"?  :lulz:

Freeky says I'm a bad person.   :sad:

Is true. But that's okay, because I consider you my best friend anyway. Why change what works? :)

Point.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH.


So that's 32 so far.  I am 7 ahead of schedule.  I should finish the first list within two weeks, after which I will publish all the letters, and the responses I get.

Please note that the second time through the list will be restricted to people that answer by snail mail.  Posts here, PMs, and emails don't count.  The asterix next to the name means I have actually received a response.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2010, 07:14:10 PM
Snail mail is more fun, too.  You can sneak all sorts of stuff in there.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 13, 2010, 07:14:10 PM
Snail mail is more fun, too.  You can sneak all sorts of stuff in there.

Yes, I know.   :argh!:  Fortunately, I've had my shots.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:22:34 PM
I honestly have no idea what to expect when you get to me.

I only hope that I can come up with an appropriate response.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:23:37 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:22:34 PM
I honestly have no idea what to expect when you get to me.

I only hope that I can come up with an appropriate response.

Poison pen letters are acceptable.

I actually feel bad about Lizzay's letter.  It may be the single most horrible thing I've ever written.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I AM NOT ON THAT LIST.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 13, 2010, 07:34:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:22:34 PM
I honestly have no idea what to expect when you get to me.

I only hope that I can come up with an appropriate response.
I don't think 'appropriate' is an appropriate term to use when considering responses ITT.
mis-appropriate, or inappropriate might be appropriate, but I've never done anything that  could be considered appropriate before, so my opinion may be a little, erm . . . .  innapropriate?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 13, 2010, 07:34:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:22:34 PM
I honestly have no idea what to expect when you get to me.

I only hope that I can come up with an appropriate response.
I don't think 'appropriate' is an appropriate term to use when considering responses ITT.
mis-appropriate, or inappropriate might be appropriate, but I've never done anything that  could be considered appropriate before, so my opinion may be a little, erm . . . .  innapropriate?


I might have to bounce some vague but inappropriately horrible ideas off of you, when my time comes.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I AM NOT ON THAT LIST.  :argh!:

Your name hasn't come up yet.

This is randomized.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on July 13, 2010, 08:45:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I AM NOT ON THAT LIST.  :argh!:

Your name hasn't come up yet.

This is randomized.

So were the "Party Favors" I put into the package for you.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 13, 2010, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 13, 2010, 08:45:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I AM NOT ON THAT LIST.  :argh!:

Your name hasn't come up yet.

This is randomized.

So were the "Party Favors" I put into the package for you.

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 09:28:14 PM
I am told by my daughter that Remington's package is at my house.

I can barely contain my curiosity, but I have some photos to take on the way home, which will add an hour and a half to my trip.

:argh!:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 09:44:43 PM
Rog, I think you are almost single-handedly keeping the USPS  in business, there...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 13, 2010, 09:44:43 PM
Rog, I think you are almost single-handedly keeping the USPS  in business, there...

Given the names that I have on some of the envelopes and packages, and the sheer volume of mail I drop off at the post office by my house, they are beginning to give me fishy stares.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2010, 01:52:39 AM
Got Remington's parcel.

IT'S FUCKING AMAZING.

Pics tomorrow night.  His GF also sent me something that blew me away entirely.  You will all understand when I post pics.

There is no proper response other than by snail mail, I think.  Oh, my, yes.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 14, 2010, 05:38:14 AM
 :thanks:

Did any of the staples/glue break off?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2010, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 14, 2010, 05:38:14 AM
:thanks:

Did any of the staples/glue break off?

Two of the figures fell down.  I think I have it put back together correctly.

Your GF is a genius, BTW.  

I think I have a suitable method to repay this.  Muhaha.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on July 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
You, Sir have only received the opening reply from me. I will never go away now. Be afraid every day to go to your mailbox. You never know when. You never know what.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
You, Sir have only received the opening reply from me. I will never go away now. Be afraid every day to go to your mailbox. You never know when. You never know what.

THIS.  I'm thinking Rog needs a good ol' dose of "postcards! ...from the edge of INSANITY!" 

...


So, you are now warned, Sir.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2010, 05:43:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
You, Sir have only received the opening reply from me. I will never go away now. Be afraid every day to go to your mailbox. You never know when. You never know what.

THIS.  I'm thinking Rog needs a good ol' dose of "postcards! ...from the edge of INSANITY!" 

...


So, you are now warned, Sir.

DO YOUR WORST!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 14, 2010, 06:53:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH.


So that's 32 so far.  I am 7 ahead of schedule.  I should finish the first list within two weeks, after which I will publish all the letters, and the responses I get.

Please note that the second time through the list will be restricted to people that answer by snail mail.  Posts here, PMs, and emails don't count.  The asterix next to the name means I have actually received a response.

So you are starting on round 2? 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2010, 06:57:33 PM
Not done with round 1 yet.

Next is

Suu
Khara
Stella
Michal
EoC
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 09:32:08 PM
Am I not on the list or does the randomizer hate me?  :?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 14, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
Dok,

Sending out the extra comics in a bit with some of my business cards and some random shit. I have no idea why I'm sending you what I am, but I'm sure you'll get some sort of laugh.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 14, 2010, 11:00:12 PM
Ey me too, am I listed? 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on July 14, 2010, 11:41:10 PM
Package is in the mail, Dok.  Your book, your order, and a few other odds and ends.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Telarus on July 14, 2010, 11:41:25 PM
Dok,

I applaud you for singlehandedly resurrecting AbnorMail. PM with addy sent.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nast on July 14, 2010, 11:42:25 PM
Okay, I mailed the response letter along with a package. :)

It's probably less interesting than what all these creative people have sent, though.

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 15, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
Letter received, accumulating materials (including a prototype) to respond with.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2010, 03:52:19 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 15, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
Letter received, accumulating materials (including a prototype) to respond with.

Hope that means you're sending me a death ray.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 15, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
Quote from: Risus on July 15, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.

Sent out yesterday, call it Monday most likely, though Saturday is a possibility.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 09:32:08 PM
Am I not on the list or does the randomizer hate me?  :?

The list has been amended, and I'm doing two more:

Suu
Iason
Khara
Stella
Michal
EoC
Telarus

I'll have one more batch after that, and a week after I mail that batch, I'll be posting the works.  Call it August 7th, as I have some travel at the beginning of the month.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 16, 2010, 06:58:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
Quote from: Risus on July 15, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.

Sent out yesterday, call it Monday most likely, though Saturday is a possibility.

Scratch that. Just checked the mail and it's here. Working on a response.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Remington on July 16, 2010, 09:31:27 PM
Can has pictures of package contents?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:47 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 16, 2010, 09:31:27 PM
Can has pictures of package contents?

Oh, fuck yes.  But probably not til tomorrow afternoon, as I am to be kidnapped tonight by horribly violent Tucson ladies.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 16, 2010, 09:46:06 PM
ROGER BE WARNED! I HAVE PAPER AND ENVELOPES!

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.

K, I was just checking cause I was afraid of being left out of the disturbingness.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 10:35:12 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on July 16, 2010, 09:46:06 PM
ROGER BE WARNED! I HAVE PAPER AND ENVELOPES!



BRING IT, WOMAN!  I DO NOT FEAR YOUR VICIOUS ATTACK OVARIES!
\
:walken:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 10:37:56 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.

K, I was just checking cause I was afraid of being left out of the disturbingness.

Nope, you're on it.  I'm going to scrub the list tomorrow, and see precisely how many I have left to go.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: maphdet on July 17, 2010, 01:33:24 AM
Dok, are the letters hand written?

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:23:22 AM
Quote from: maphdet on July 17, 2010, 01:33:24 AM
Dok, are the letters hand written?



No.  As anyone who has seen my handwriting on envelopes can tell, my handwriting is absolute shit.  Mailmen curse me daily, and the Chinese guy at the post office scowls at me with a hatred that is focused like a laser beam.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:24:41 AM
Got Nast and Richter's packages.   :lulz:

Pics of the horrible shit they sent - along with Remington's gift, and the lovely and amazing gift his GF made for me, will be posted tomorrow.

Richter, you are truly a craftsman, by the way.  I can't wait to try these out on the engineer.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:26:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH.


So that's 32 so far.  I am 7 ahead of schedule.  I should finish the first list within two weeks, after which I will publish all the letters, and the responses I get.

Please note that the second time through the list will be restricted to people that answer by snail mail.  Posts here, PMs, and emails don't count.  The asterix next to the name means I have actually received a response.

Updated for responses.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
BTW I will be on holiday away for two weeks from this monday*, I dunno if you've sent mine yet, but if it's a package they can't fit through the post-slit in the frontdoor**, they'll deliver it to the below neighbours, who are a really sweet couple about my age with a dog and a 2mo old baby***, so I hope it doesn't look too scary on the outside :)



[* Monday july 19th until max 31th, I'll probably be online now and then, but just not home to receive snailmail]

[** what's that called? they slide envelopes and newspapers through a slit in the door here, don't you just have letterboxes in the US? I can't remember if I ever saw one of those slits on US/TV]

[*** who are worried enough cause they're looking straight at the drug-dealing/addicts house across the street I talked about earlier]
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
BTW I will be on holiday away for two weeks from this monday*, I dunno if you've sent mine yet, but if it's a package they can't fit through the post-slit in the frontdoor**, they'll deliver it to the below neighbours, who are a really sweet couple about my age with a dog and a 2mo old baby***, so I hope it doesn't look too scary on the outside :)



[* Monday july 19th until max 31th, I'll probably be online now and then, but just not home to receive snailmail]

[** what's that called? they slide envelopes and newspapers through a slit in the door here, don't you just have letterboxes in the US? I can't remember if I ever saw one of those slits on US/TV]

[*** who are worried enough cause they're looking straight at the drug-dealing/addicts house across the street I talked about earlier]

It's just a regular letter, addressed with our real names and no weirdness.  That all comes when you open it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:59:17 PM
Okay, it's all good then :D
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on July 17, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
I'm already writing you a letter, Dok. It's disjointed and written entirely on a guest check pad that's all worn out from my pocket at work.

You should have the comics back today as well.
Title: Re:
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 08:37:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 17, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
I'm already writing you a letter, Dok. It's disjointed and written entirely on a guest check pad that's all worn out from my pocket at work.

You should have the comics back today as well.

Got it, along with some hilarious stuff.  Those flyers are going up this weekend.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on July 17, 2010, 08:43:42 PM
Excellent.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 17, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
I received your glorious letter in the mail today, and am already formulating a response.


:evil:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on July 18, 2010, 03:18:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:24:41 AM
Got Nast and Richter's packages.   :lulz:

Pics of the horrible shit they sent - along with Remington's gift, and the lovely and amazing gift his GF made for me, will be posted tomorrow.

Richter, you are truly a craftsman, by the way.  I can't wait to try these out on the engineer.

Thank you, I hope they serve you well.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 18, 2010, 03:32:44 AM
Punching all of the blood out of people has never been easier!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 18, 2010, 04:51:13 AM
I wrote half a letter to you today. Might finish it tomorrow if I have some time & space.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 18, 2010, 04:59:40 AM
I accidentally the whole guest check pad.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Mobile%20Uploads/Image0018.jpg)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2010, 05:50:11 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 19, 2010, 02:39:48 PM
Got your letter this morning Dok. I agree, the whole thing is way past a joke.  Rest assured, I will be discussing your points with the Greek at the Palace tomorrow afternoon. I'll mail you back, just as soon as the laughter stops.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
I also received your letter.

As we speak my reply is winging its way to you.

I was forced to correct some of your deeply blasphemous, misguided, perceptions.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
I also received your letter.

As we speak my reply is winging its way to you.

I was forced to correct some of your deeply blasphemous, misguided, perceptions.

We'll see about that.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH
Iason
Suu
Khara
Stella
Michal
EoC
Telarus


So that's 39 so far.  Again, asterixes denote received replies.  Note that only people who respond via snail mail will be on the second mailing list.

Next up,

Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia

3 others to be named later.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 19, 2010, 10:01:35 PM
woot!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 19, 2010, 10:01:35 PM
woot!

Jesus, I think this next mailing will do it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 19, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
You've been a bit busy!  I can't wait to see the whole pile. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 19, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
You've been a bit busy!  I can't wait to see the whole pile. 

I'm going to start a thread, lock it, and spend a half hour pouring in letters and responses, then unlock it.  after that, people can post what they want.

Also, the letters originated by me will be published as a collection on Kindle (no real names will be used), for people who want a copy in that fashion.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 19, 2010, 10:19:50 PM
I am so damned excited  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 19, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 19, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....


Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards. :|

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 19, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....


Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards. :|

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.

Highlander got it wrong.

"There must always be one"
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:17:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 19, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
I am hoping you saved the worst for last, Dok?
with all that build up, if i'm not left with an ardent desire that somebody sold Braino brand brain cleaner that i could pout into my skull, then i will be somewhat dismayed and may even question which accreditation service is backing your doctorate in horror....


Yeah, sorry if I don't meet up with your standards. :|

ETA:  If you're not 169% satisfied with the letter, contact Maria in our complaints department, and you'll get your money back.  Or words to that effect.

This was supposed to be a fun exercise, not "LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS, DOK".

Goddammit.

Highlander got it wrong.

"There must always be one"

Well, I'm gonna keep going, including Ippie, but I no longer care about the content of his letter.

He can question my credentials all he likes.

This isn't being done for his benefit, after all.  It's a writing exercise.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:22:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
This isn't being done for his benefit, after all.  It's a writing exercise.

On that note, I have to say thank you for my letter. It wasn't written with this effect in mind I know, but it set me up perfectly (in the brain tube) for the interviews I had to do today to get my current financial situation sorted.

I had already sent my reply before said interview, so I am forced to mention it here.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:23:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:22:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:19:18 PM
This isn't being done for his benefit, after all.  It's a writing exercise.

On that note, I have to say thank you for my letter. It wasn't written with this effect in mind I know, but it set me up perfectly (in the brain tube) for the interviews I had to do today to get my current financial situation sorted.

I had already sent my reply before said interview, so I am forced to mention it here.

No problem.  We Doktors frequently solve problems without even knowing of their existence.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 20, 2010, 12:36:50 AM
Geez, Dok.  didn't mean to ruffle feathers!
just joking around.  a winking acknowledgment of your writing prowess based on the good response from others...

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on July 20, 2010, 01:07:15 AM
Got my letter. I wont be around here much for a while longer but I will beformulating a retaliatory gesture writing a response promptly.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 01:36:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 20, 2010, 01:07:15 AM
Got my letter. I wont be around here much for a while longer but I will beformulating a retaliatory gesture writing a response promptly.

Where are you going?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 01:36:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 20, 2010, 12:36:50 AM
Geez, Dok.  didn't mean to ruffle feathers!
just joking around.  a winking acknowledgment of your writing prowess based on the good response from others...



S'ok.  I just don't deal well with demands.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:10:17 AM
Okay, just got some serious weirdness from LMNO.

This cannot go unanswered.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:30:23 AM
Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Peleus
Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
Bones
BDS
Lysergic
Sister Gothique
Nephew Twiddington
Burns
Daruko
Tactically Evil Dan



Have I forgotten anyone?  I have a few mystery addresses only connected to real names, and something from "Erisian Adventures", whoever the fuck that is.

If you aren't on the above, and I have your addie, and I haven't written you yet, last call.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 20, 2010, 04:05:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:30:23 AM
Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Peleus
Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
Bones
BDS
Lysergic
Sister Gothique
Nephew Twiddington
Burns
Daruko


Have I forgotten anyone?  I have a few mystery addresses only connected to real names, and something from "Erisian Adventures", whoever the fuck that is.

If you aren't on the above, and I have your addie, and I haven't written you yet, last call.

Looking forward to it! Will keep my eye on the mail.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 04:07:12 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 20, 2010, 04:05:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:30:23 AM
Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Peleus
Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
Bones
BDS
Lysergic
Sister Gothique
Nephew Twiddington
Burns
Daruko


Have I forgotten anyone?  I have a few mystery addresses only connected to real names, and something from "Erisian Adventures", whoever the fuck that is.

If you aren't on the above, and I have your addie, and I haven't written you yet, last call.

Looking forward to it! Will keep my eye on the mail.

I'm going to try to finish this week, but will probably finish next week.  You'll be in one of the two mailings.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 20, 2010, 04:09:39 AM
The internet will send you terrible things!

That fills me with so much glee.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on July 20, 2010, 04:10:23 AM
ps dok im serious when i said in PM that you should address the letter to my mother :lulz:

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 04:18:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on July 20, 2010, 04:10:23 AM
ps dok im serious when i said in PM that you should address the letter to my mother :lulz:



Nope.  I'm not sending mail to 3rd parties.  There are still some laws that could get me in hot water.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 20, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
I'm a fucking IDIOT! Dok, I lost the envelope. With the return address!!! AAAUUGGHH!!!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on July 20, 2010, 12:31:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 01:36:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 20, 2010, 01:07:15 AM
Got my letter. I wont be around here much for a while longer but I will beformulating a retaliatory gesture writing a response promptly.

Where are you going?

I'm working the full 40 at the moment and every day I'm off is taken up sorting out a research Masters I almost have in the bag. Then in a couple of weeks I'm off to Amsterdam.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 20, 2010, 01:04:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:10:17 AM
Okay, just got some serious weirdness from LMNO.

This cannot go unanswered.   :lulz:

Oh, good!  You got them.  I sent some to Nigel, as well.  For the "benefit" of a certain person.  When Nigel gets her letter, I'll PM you two with an idea.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 20, 2010, 01:04:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:10:17 AM
Okay, just got some serious weirdness from LMNO.

This cannot go unanswered.   :lulz:

Oh, good!  You got them.  I sent some to Nigel, as well.  For the "benefit" of a certain person.  When Nigel gets her letter, I'll PM you two with an idea.

Okay.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 20, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
I'm a fucking IDIOT! Dok, I lost the envelope. With the return address!!! AAAUUGGHH!!!

Check PMs
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 20, 2010, 05:00:02 PM
hmmm, i'll have to do something special in response.....


:evil:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 05:03:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 03:30:23 AM
Sigmatic
Babylon Horuv
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Peleus
Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
Bones
BDS
Lysergic
Sister Gothique
Nephew Twiddington
Burns
Daruko
Tactically Evil Dan
Iron Sulfide
Hat
Uncle Dad



Have I forgotten anyone?  

If you aren't on the above, and I have your addie, and I haven't written you yet, last call.

Updated.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 22, 2010, 10:20:42 PM
Reply has been written, should be mailed within 72 hours.
If I survive.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: hooplala on July 22, 2010, 10:29:46 PM
Sorry, its been a crap couple of weeks.  My response is also written, I will try to get it out in the next couple days.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 22, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
Reply's on it's way, Dok.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 24, 2010, 06:03:50 PM
I'm excited and scared, just like my first plane ride. I'm assuming there isn't an exit procedure if this all goes to shit, though...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 24, 2010, 06:05:44 PM
Standing by for psychological warfare.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 24, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
I just got something in the mail.

I'm scared to open it.

:scared:


Okay, that wasn't so bad. Phew.

Also: You bet your ass I'm bringing a costume with me. I need to show those bitches how we do things back East.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 25, 2010, 09:16:44 AM
Finally got mine yesterday. Expect a reply with some "literature" in the near future.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 25, 2010, 02:08:59 PM
I'm really anxious and looking forward to when I get back home, I assume my letter will be there :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 26, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
Oh shit, I deleted my whole post and I don't have a clue how.....  :?

Got the letter Dok!  Kid is now raring to go blow shit up!!   :lulz:

Be prepared, now that he's involved you may never want to check your mailbox again...... 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 03:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 26, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
Oh shit, I deleted my whole post and I don't have a clue how.....  :?

Got the letter Dok!  Kid is now raring to go blow shit up!!   :lulz:

Be prepared, now that he's involved you may never want to check your mailbox again...... 

Woot!

This week's letters:

Sigmatic
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Babylon Horuv
Peleus
Sister Gothique
Tactically Evil Dan
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 26, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Never heard of that last guy, does he come around here?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 05:11:42 PM
He's at EB&G, as an admin for Bella and Liam, Felix.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 26, 2010, 05:12:39 PM
Ah, thanks.  Haven't been there in a long ass time.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
He changed his name once upon a time.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 26, 2010, 05:18:10 PM
Oh DAN!  Daniel!  Okay yeah, he's awesome.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 05:26:04 PM
I agree!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 26, 2010, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.

I look forward to having the hole in my head filled with the sickening Truth that you peddle.
if it's too bad, make sure to keep an eye out for news reports of a man wandering around Tucson wearing a loincloth and gasmask, carrying a samoan battle axe, and inquiring about the whereabouts of 'the Doktor'...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 26, 2010, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.

I look forward to having the hole in my head filled with the sickening Truth that you peddle.
if it's too bad, make sure to keep an eye out for news reports of a man wandering around Tucson wearing a loincloth and gasmask, carrying a samoan battle axe, and inquiring about the whereabouts of 'the Doktor'...

War club.

Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.

And just remember that you asked for it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:56:28 PM
7 more done. 

Sigmatic
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Babylon Horuv
Peleus
Sister Gothique
Tactically Evil Dan

These will go in the mail tomorrow morning, and should be delivered before the end of the week.

Running totals are now included in post #1.

Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on July 26, 2010, 07:58:32 PM
I sent my response today.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 08:44:58 PM
I have thoughtfully added a (partial) list of the things that are Sister Gothique's fault, to her letter.

I would have done more, but I could only fit 44 things on the page.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...

*squints at Jenne*

You're weird.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 06:41:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

Why nothing, Herr Doktor...I uh, was momentarily distracted by a mere little picture in my head.  Nevermind, nevermind...

*squints at Jenne*

You're weird.

*smiles back with cat in cream look grin*

Why thank you, Dok. :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 26, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 26, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?

1.  DNT.

2.  Yeah, but I'd limit that to page 2.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Richter on July 27, 2010, 12:33:08 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 26, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2010, 07:02:04 PM
War club.
Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.
And just remember that you asked for it.

my brother in law brought it back from Samoa, and called it a battle axe, but google says you're right.... my jackass brother in law was obviously hitting the kava kava a bit much.
google also says that what i was referring to as a 'loincloth' is more accurately described as a 'bell jar with surgical tubing glued to it'

i'll be in Las Vegas next week, so if it arrives in time, mebbe i can use the material to spread some of the Good News on the strip, standing on a soapbox?

That's a GREAT outfit to go clubbing in.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 01:14:43 AM
Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 01:28:24 AM
Yeah, had to handwrite it cuz my printers fuckered. Hope it was legible.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 01:47:21 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 01:28:24 AM
Yeah, had to handwrite it cuz my printers fuckered. Hope it was legible.

The handwriting was fine.  It was your hideous mangling of the language that threw me.

You fuckers invented that shit, you should use it!   :argh!:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 02:01:55 AM
That's how we does it in Wiltshire! It's proper!
Wreck nits good job eye never writ it loike we speeks it den innit?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on July 27, 2010, 03:22:26 AM
Lucky thing I was born American, or my own accent would keep cracking me up.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on July 27, 2010, 11:06:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 01:14:43 AM
Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   :lulz:

Mine was written in the spirit, and in a VERY tight deadline.

Any accidental spilling of The Great Truth was just that (accidental), and if you get it in contact with your eyes you must rinse it out immediately with a Swarfega / Moonshine mixture.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2010, 01:10:01 PM
By the way Dok, did you ever manage to decypher the secret message?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
Roger, did you lick these envelopes or did you use some kind of industrial glue on them?  I opened mine three days ago and it's still getting stuck on various surfaces (and body parts).

Response crafted, ought to be mailed today.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 02:52:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 27, 2010, 01:10:01 PM
By the way Dok, did you ever manage to decypher the secret message?

No, not yet.  I noticed it, but I've been busy.  Rest assured, I will.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 02:53:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
Roger, did you lick these envelopes or did you use some kind of industrial glue on them?  I opened mine three days ago and it's still getting stuck on various surfaces (and body parts).

Response crafted, ought to be mailed today.

Do you really want to know?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 27, 2010, 11:06:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 01:14:43 AM
Badbeast and Payne's replies have been received.   :lulz:

Mine was written in the spirit, and in a VERY tight deadline.

Any accidental spilling of The Great Truth was just that (accidental), and if you get it in contact with your eyes you must rinse it out immediately with a Swarfega / Moonshine mixture.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 03:02:44 PM
My Envelope was sealed with that stuff that glows UV in the dark, just for a second when you open it. I've been noticing this more and more this last year. Anyone have any idea what that's all about?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 27, 2010, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 03:02:44 PM
My Envelope was sealed with that stuff that glows UV in the dark, just for a second when you open it. I've been noticing this more and more this last year. Anyone have any idea what that's all about?

Triboluminescence; it's a glow created by a material being pulled apart, crushed, scratched, or rubbed. You can see it if you open an adhesive bandage in the dark, among other things.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on July 27, 2010, 03:35:06 PM
Triboluminescence. Interesting, I'll remember that one, thanks.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 27, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
I'll remember it forever 'cause I learned it when my friends and I were playing Hangman and that was the word we utterly failed to guess. When she just came out and told us what it was, she told me to "look it up" when I asked what it meant. :argh!:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 05:41:58 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 28, 2010, 01:57:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 05:41:58 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 07, 2010, 06:43:59 PM
This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response. :mrgreen:

:lulz:

Coincidentally, I poked my head into this thread to say that I finally got my hands on a postage stamp. Reply is printing as we speak; I'll send it off tomorrow.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 12:16:53 AM
Got Suu's response.

Doktor-type advice to follow via snailmail.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:20:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:23:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:20:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:

Man, I should have kept the carbon copies of that.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:24:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:23:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 01:20:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:19:29 AM
Did you read that okay? I wasn't sure of my handwriting in some parts.

Oh, just fine.  It knocked my mood into zombiepocalypse mode, so well done.   :lulz:

Man, I should have kept the carbon copies of that.

The carbons are good.  I can send them back.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on July 29, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Please do with your response.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 29, 2010, 10:36:27 PM
Mine has arrived, and was greatly enjoyed, and will be replied to.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 29, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
When FW and I are moved in together, we'll give you ours. :)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 29, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
When FW and I are moved in together, we'll give you ours. :)

PM it when you're ready.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 10:46:59 PM
Aw, you're going away so you'll miss the package I'm going to send to you this weekend!  Meh.  You want me to wait?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 29, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Wait until May 2011.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 10:49:03 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 29, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Wait until May 2011.

wut
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 10:46:59 PM
Aw, you're going away so you'll miss the package I'm going to send to you this weekend!  Meh.  You want me to wait?

Send it.  TGG will collect it, or Nurse Enabler.  It will be waiting for me when I return.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
Received Squid's reply --->   :x

And EoC's ---> :walken:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
Received Squid's reply --->   :x

And EoC's ---> :walken:

Walken emote is good, right?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
Received Squid's reply --->   :x

And EoC's ---> :walken:

Walken emote is good, right?   :lulz:

Yes, your letter filled me with a righteous wrath, almost old testament in quality.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:27:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
Received Squid's reply --->   :x

And EoC's ---> :walken:

Walken emote is good, right?   :lulz:

Yes, your letter filled me with a righteous wrath, almost old testament in quality.

I remember portions of it, but you have the only copy as I accidentaly the whole rough draft and mailed that as well.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:46:36 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:27:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:22:42 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2010, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
Received Squid's reply --->   :x

And EoC's ---> :walken:

Walken emote is good, right?   :lulz:

Yes, your letter filled me with a righteous wrath, almost old testament in quality.

I remember portions of it, but you have the only copy as I accidentaly the whole rough draft and mailed that as well.

That explains it.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jenne on July 30, 2010, 04:14:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2010, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 10:46:59 PM
Aw, you're going away so you'll miss the package I'm going to send to you this weekend!  Meh.  You want me to wait?

Send it.  TGG will collect it, or Nurse Enabler.  It will be waiting for me when I return.

Okiedokie!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 30, 2010, 04:59:40 PM
Posting ITT to let you know I got my letter :D It's inspiring, so I'm brooding on, and researching bits for a good and proper reply.

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Telarus on July 31, 2010, 12:04:04 AM
Dok,

Missive received. Reply percolating.


I would like to note that you had my girl ROLLING with laughter ( her step-father was a long time head of PR and Act Handler for a major casino up here  :wink: ).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2010, 01:51:24 AM
Cainad and Iason's replies have been received.   :lol:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 31, 2010, 03:45:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2010, 01:51:24 AM
Cainad and Iason's replies have been received.   :lol:
I hope you like the reading material I enclosed. I had to make a special trip to a gas station in the middle of nowhere to find that one.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 31, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
I hope you like what Hrosie of DoomTM is going to send you.  He made it himself.   :)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2010, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
I hope you like what Hrosie of DoomTM is going to send you.  He made it himself.   :)

POOMP?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on July 31, 2010, 05:09:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2010, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
I hope you like what Hrosie of DoomTM is going to send you.  He made it himself.   :)

POOMP?

EITHER
            ITS POOMP

OR
            I SENT YOU A REALLY NICE CARD
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 31, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2010, 01:51:24 AM
Cainad and Iason's replies have been received.   :lol:

I just want you to know that they made me do it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sister_Gothique on August 01, 2010, 02:36:58 PM
 :D I got my letter! :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on August 01, 2010, 04:19:44 PM
I received a missive recently!  I'll write back in the next few days. :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 02, 2010, 07:53:41 PM
Am I in the next round?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 03, 2010, 02:12:09 PM
My reply and a few Horrible Goods go out today.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 09:13:49 PM
I'm still collecting material, but I already got a few things. Well, one thing and one idea.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 07:09:05 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 02, 2010, 07:53:41 PM
Am I in the next round?

Just did yours.

Going into the mail tomorrow:

Newphew Twiddington
Burns
Daruko
Uncle Dad
Iron Sulfide
Bones
Hat
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 05, 2010, 07:17:16 PM
Will send response when this stupid flue clears up. Right now the most active thing I could do is spend some time on the interwebs and play Baldur's Gate
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Suu on August 05, 2010, 07:19:20 PM
Do you have my response going? Or are you getting out all the 1st letters first?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 07:34:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 05, 2010, 07:19:20 PM
Do you have my response going? Or are you getting out all the 1st letters first?

First letters first.  Besides work, I have two graphic novels to finish writing, these letters, a book or three to edit, kids to spend time with, and of course the delectable Nurse Enabler to pay attention to (NOT fucking that one up).

I'll finish the first letters early next week.  Then I'll start the second run, and 10 days later, publish ALL of the first letters.  Responses may or may not be published, based on content (two were confidential).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 05, 2010, 07:59:44 PM
Mine is on the way minus the #1 son response, just me.

Nothing spectacular, sorry!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on August 06, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
I have just finished the first draft of my response, I'm going to clean it up now and if I am happy with it, it should go out with today's post.
Edit: posted, no idea how long it will take to get there.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2010, 04:16:22 PM
Just got Net's response...Which will soon decorate several buildings in Central Filth.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 06, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
I have just finished the first draft of my response, I'm going to clean it up now and if I am happy with it, it should go out with today's post.
Edit: posted, no idea how long it will take to get there.

I've noticed that mail between Ireland and the US generally takes about a week.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on August 07, 2010, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 06, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
I have just finished the first draft of my response, I'm going to clean it up now and if I am happy with it, it should go out with today's post.
Edit: posted, no idea how long it will take to get there.

I've noticed that mail between Ireland and the US generally takes about a week.
Ah, cheers.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 07, 2010, 10:38:20 PM
may be worth pointing out my address has almost certainly changed since MSY mailings, still game though, will PM current address as required

x

edd
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2010, 03:07:12 AM
I never did finish the letter I started. I could mail it as-is, but I thought that maybe it would be better if I just reply in person.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:05:45 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 07, 2010, 10:38:20 PM
may be worth pointing out my address has almost certainly changed since MSY mailings, still game though, will PM current address as required

x

edd

Better do it then.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:05:57 AM
Got Khara's response.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on August 08, 2010, 05:07:07 AM
You didn't call. Expect my call tomorrow.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 08, 2010, 05:07:07 AM
You didn't call. Expect my call tomorrow.

My bad.  I've been up to my ass.  Monday would be better.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on August 08, 2010, 05:29:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 08, 2010, 05:07:07 AM
You didn't call. Expect my call tomorrow.

My bad.  I've been up to my ass.  Monday would be better.

What time?
CST
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 08, 2010, 05:29:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 08, 2010, 05:07:07 AM
You didn't call. Expect my call tomorrow.

My bad.  I've been up to my ass.  Monday would be better.

What time?
CST

Um, 4:30 pm?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
only distrubed thing about the letter was the timing

the day i open it, is the day i broke the bulky 15 year old tube

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 08:56:56 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
only distrubed thing about the letter was the timing

Sorry I didn't measure up to your standards.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment
HECK I used to wear my 'please litter' tshirt to work until my bossed asked me not to...

still a great rant, i want to put up a copy at work on the union board
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 09, 2010, 09:38:53 PM
I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful  :evil:

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:39:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2010, 09:38:53 PM
I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful  :evil:

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!

Sure it is.  They've been dealing with kids like that for 220 years.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 08:45:51 PM
...still waiting for my letter... :(
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 09:07:19 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 08:45:51 PM
...still waiting for my letter... :(

It was mailed on Monday.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:12:14 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 08:45:51 PM
...still waiting for my letter... :(

Be patient. They don't call it snail mail for nothing.
I reckon mine will get here by Thursday.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
Bones and Hat got delayed, because I spilled shit all over their letters and had to reprint them.

But Bones lives in Australia, and hasn't posted here in ages anyway, so I'm not sure he's even still interested.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
 :backpedal:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

That's nice.  Again, sorry I didn't live up to your expectations.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
blame math, mirth isnt divided very well
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 11:18:13 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
blame math, mirth isnt divided very well

Good point.  This was a stupid idea.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2010, 11:20:06 PM
no noo not like that, its good just feels like the runt of the lot
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 11, 2010, 11:29:06 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:20:06 PM
no noo not like that, its good just feels like the runt of the lot

Will you just shut the fuck up?  I'm not sure you see how retarded it is, what you're doing, so I'll explain it.

Someone has decided to undertake a writing project, and also include a huge number of board members in a meat space activity.  Rather than just going with it, and doing your part to make the project successful and have some fun with it, you're coming into the thread to complain about how it isn't as awesome as you thought it would be.  Fuck's sake, I'd hate to be the one to cut the cake on your birthday with all this bitching about who got the better slice.

You're acting like a dick.  Just fuck off.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 11:29:17 PM
Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 11, 2010, 11:35:55 PM
My response will be sealed and mailed within a few days.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on August 11, 2010, 11:39:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 11:29:17 PM
Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.
Hope you enjoyed it, they are fun to do.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2010, 01:46:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 11, 2010, 11:39:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2010, 11:29:17 PM
Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.
Hope you enjoyed it, they are fun to do.

Oh, I did.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2010, 01:49:34 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

Your land fill, maybe.

Here's the deal...I have beaten the crap out of myself at the gym, and now feel a bit better.  I will be continuing the project, and then the second round...Which you will not be on.  I do not feel the need to spend good postage on something that someone isn't going to enjoy.  I also do not feel the need to explain what this actually IS again, as you didn't read it the first fucking time.  And don't bother mailing me shit, because anything you send will simply be marked "return to sender".  If you want to waste postage, that's on you.

Lastly, I don't think you an I have a need to say anything to each other, ever again.

Good day, Yatto.  Have a nice life.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Adios on August 12, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2010, 01:49:34 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

Your land fill, maybe.

Here's the deal...I have beaten the crap out of myself at the gym, and now feel a bit better.  I will be continuing the project, and then the second round...Which you will not be on.  I do not feel the need to spend good postage on something that someone isn't going to enjoy.  I also do not feel the need to explain what this actually IS again, as you didn't read it the first fucking time.  And don't bother mailing me shit, because anything you send will simply be marked "return to sender".  If you want to waste postage, that's on you.

Lastly, I don't think you an I have a need to say anything to each other, ever again.

Good day, Yatto.  Have a nice life.

Well, I sure enjoy the hell out of it. Keep it coming, Dok.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2010, 02:22:17 AM
What's interesting is that about 25% of the people I've mailed to have never even acknowledged receiving it.

Why is that interesting?

I was betting it would be about 50%.

One of the ones who didn't, of course, was the guy who DEMANDED the most horror in his letter (yeah, no pressure, Rog).  I giggled my ass off when I figured out the punchline, and then for about a day after I mailed it.

Never got a damn thing.  Not even "I got your mail".

Of course, what he got was a massive shaggy dog story, which kept referring to the awful horror to come.  When I finally got around to it, the page ended.  The next page was scrawled in ink "AW FUCK OUT OF TONER SORRY".

Dok,
Didn't expect a response.  Didn't get one.  Doesn't work to order in a writing exercise.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 12, 2010, 02:51:18 AM
i haven't got it yet...
:sad:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2010, 04:03:11 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 12, 2010, 02:51:18 AM
i haven't got it yet...
:sad:

That's really, really odd.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 12, 2010, 04:16:09 AM
I feel bad that i didn't pm you earlier that it still hadn't arrived.
it really has been a good while now...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: the last yatto on August 12, 2010, 05:07:00 AM
I don't know if I should cry or laugh

Should have known better then make fun of an author's title
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Salty on August 12, 2010, 07:06:06 AM
I got your letter dok. I have a reply written, and a little something extra to go with it.
Haven't been able to send it yet, car troubles, but should be able to soon.
I don't want to give it away, but let's just say you'll regret taking our oil. Oh yes. It's also given me a great idea for some travel pamphlets.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on August 12, 2010, 07:14:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
Bones and Hat got delayed, because I spilled shit all over their letters and had to reprint them.

But Bones lives in Australia, and hasn't posted here in ages anyway, so I'm not sure he's even still interested.

Oh, I'm sure he'd be interested, he just has trouble coming online time to time... he's a big fan of you, he has a "Ceiling roger" on his roof you know.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 12, 2010, 09:57:01 AM
Hey Dok, I seem to recall you got my reply back. Just checkin that's true.

Also, on the second round you'll be as well sending mine to Pixies address, seeing as I'm living here now. My reply to that will be by necessity hand written due to lack of printing facilities.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 12, 2010, 06:33:10 PM
Letter received, reading...


Edit:
Awesome, I will try and write my response this weekend  :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 12, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:39:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2010, 09:38:53 PM
I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful  :evil:

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!

Sure it is.  They've been dealing with kids like that for 220 years.

They need to give lessons to parents.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 12, 2010, 07:45:18 PM
Received my letter.   :x

determining how much horror to included in my response.


By the by, I thought that peleus was the furby...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 12, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 12, 2010, 07:45:18 PM
Received my letter.   :x

determining how much horror to included in my response.


By the by, I thought that peleus was the furby...

No, but he stole the Furby's name when the original temporarily switched.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 12, 2010, 07:57:42 PM
aha. almost close enough, though, eh?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 12, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Response finished. Hope I got the right feel of the letter for my response. Also, it's handwritten, since my printer is not working, but my handwriting should be mostly legible. Will mail it out, probably tomorrow or Saturday.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 13, 2010, 07:12:01 PM
Response written and mailed. Not sure I spelled your last name right.

Is there a second E, or a second S?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2010, 07:19:40 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 13, 2010, 07:12:01 PM
Response written and mailed. Not sure I spelled your last name right.

Is there a second E, or a second S?

Penrose
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on August 13, 2010, 10:19:11 PM
I envy your surname.  It reeks of mythic awesomeness.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 13, 2010, 10:19:11 PM
I envy your surname.  It reeks of mythic awesomeness.

It just means "redhead".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on August 13, 2010, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 13, 2010, 10:19:11 PM
I envy your surname.  It reeks of mythic awesomeness.

It just means "redhead".

:lulz:

Well, it SOUNDS cool.  I mean, what can you really say for "Coussell"?  It sounds like a type of noodle.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Akara on August 14, 2010, 12:23:33 AM
better thank my married name. It apparently means "limping leg" in german. may as well be called El Cojo or something.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 14, 2010, 06:25:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 13, 2010, 10:19:11 PM
I envy your surname.  It reeks of mythic awesomeness.

I think I spelled it Pennose. Should be close enough to get delivered.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 14, 2010, 06:25:31 AM
erm, wrong quote button.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 14, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
My last name is Payne. I seriously need a title other than "Mr." to throw in front of that. "Dr." , obviously. Or "Lord".

Yes... Lord Payne of Darkmoor. I likes it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 14, 2010, 12:06:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 14, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
My last name is Payne. I seriously need a title other than "Mr." to throw in front of that. "Dr." , obviously. Or "Lord".

Yes... Lord Payne of Darkmoor. I likes it.

spag
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Akara on August 16, 2010, 12:15:18 AM
that's pretty impressive.

apparenlty my last name is a pseudonym. no one in germany is called that, and it popped up in the 1800's at the port that the family immigrated to... i give my husband a hard time about what his family was mixed up in before they came to america.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on August 16, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Mine is 12, About six too many letters really. No idea what it means.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Mine is 12, About six too many letters really. No idea what it means.

You're half Greek, though, right?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Telarus on August 16, 2010, 01:03:18 AM
Well, as long as we're ranting about family names:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Nebo04%28js%29.jpg)

Serpentine Cross, Mt. Nebo, Jordan - Giovanni Fantoni

.......and apparently I had an ancestor (the blind Countess Carolina Fantoni de Fivizzono) who had a friend invent the typewriter for her in 1808 so she could send love letters.

Wow, this thread has seriously drifted, eh?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Faust on August 16, 2010, 01:05:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Mine is 12, About six too many letters really. No idea what it means.

You're half Greek, though, right?
Thats right, so despite it being long its composed of five syllables of around two letters.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2010, 01:05:39 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Mine is 12, About six too many letters really. No idea what it means.

You're half Greek, though, right?
Thats right, so despite it being long its composed of five syllables of around two letters.

It's cool, my last name in modern Irish (as opposed to the anglicized version I bear) goes crazy on the vowels-
O Maoilchiarain (and if anyone is curious, pronounced kinda like OH MWEEL-hee-rawn)

On the bright side, neither of us have one of those crazy German surnames, that invariably don't sound very tough, but rather nerdy   :evil:
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 16, 2010, 01:03:18 AM
Wow, this thread has seriously drifted, eh?

I'm guessing this is more of a temporary burp, while we all have a bit of a last-name length comparison, as if lastnames were like our dongs.  :lulz:
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Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 16, 2010, 03:25:42 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 16, 2010, 01:03:18 AM
Wow, this thread has seriously drifted, eh?

I'm guessing this is more of a temporary burp, while we all have a bit of a last-name length comparison, as if lastnames were like our dongs.  :lulz:

I have an extremely common German last name and a rugged dong.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 03:29:23 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 16, 2010, 03:25:42 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 16, 2010, 01:03:18 AM
Wow, this thread has seriously drifted, eh?

I'm guessing this is more of a temporary burp, while we all have a bit of a last-name length comparison, as if lastnames were like our dongs.  :lulz:

I have an extremely common German last name and a rugged dong.

Whip out your letters, and meaning if known, then.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 16, 2010, 03:45:01 AM
It is 5 letters long but it has a lot of girth.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 16, 2010, 03:45:01 AM
It is 5 letters long but it has a lot of girth.

:lulz:
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Post by: Adios on August 16, 2010, 04:04:13 AM
My Maiden last name is Thigpen.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2010, 06:39:31 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.
:scared:
*dons collander helmet*
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:58:35 AM
Alright, for my own health, and so no one else gets splattered with my entrails, I will never again mention Dok's possible Welsh heritage.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 16, 2010, 08:59:41 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

NT, it's not Welsh, but derived from the same language modern Welsh was derived from. As I recall, Doks ancestry places him in Cornwall, where there is still a large amount of traditional (ie; Pre-Roman) bits of language floating around. Of course there was in pre-Roman times a lot of intermingling of culture and language across the whole British isles, and Welsh is derived from that language to large degree.

English is partly based on German, with lots of words stolen from other languages, but not based so much on that proto-language.

Incidentally, my own surname is derived from post-Roman Cornwall, taken from the Latin Pagnus, meaning "exempt from military service".

I am thinking it was possible that at some distant point in the past, my ancestors welcomed the Romans over, gave them places to land their boats and build forts and basically fuck over the rest of the tribes in the area and where thence given a get-out-the-front-line-of-the-army-free card (which is where a lot of conquered peoples and slaves ended up, as cannon fodder)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 16, 2010, 10:42:31 AM
Quote from: Faust on August 16, 2010, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 15, 2010, 09:51:18 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 15, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
:lulz:  I take it back, mine is okay.
what's worse it it's 9 letters and rare, so people have a fuck of a time spelling it. my first name is apparently hard for people to spell, too, so i've become the letters of my two names.

Mine is 10 letters long :p
Means "Grandson of a follower of St. Ciaran [of Clonmacnois]"
Mine is 12, About six too many letters really. No idea what it means.

I dunno man, your name rocks.

I can't remember how I discovered it, (did I read a paper of yours for your schoolin' or something?) I do know that I can't forget it, no matter how hard I try.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 02:50:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 16, 2010, 08:59:41 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

NT, it's not Welsh, but derived from the same language modern Welsh was derived from. As I recall, Doks ancestry places him in Cornwall, where there is still a large amount of traditional (ie; Pre-Roman) bits of language floating around. Of course there was in pre-Roman times a lot of intermingling of culture and language across the whole British isles, and Welsh is derived from that language to large degree.

English is partly based on German, with lots of words stolen from other languages, but not based so much on that proto-language.

Incidentally, my own surname is derived from post-Roman Cornwall, taken from the Latin Pagnus, meaning "exempt from military service".

I am thinking it was possible that at some distant point in the past, my ancestors welcomed the Romans over, gave them places to land their boats and build forts and basically fuck over the rest of the tribes in the area and where thence given a get-out-the-front-line-of-the-army-free card (which is where a lot of conquered peoples and slaves ended up, as cannon fodder)

Nifty!
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Post by: Triple Zero on August 16, 2010, 03:25:24 PM
my last name is boring and simple, yet the geneologists aren't entirely sure what it means, and it's prone to misspelling not because of tricky unexpected letters but because people don't think and it sounds like some much more common last name.

only good thing about it is that it's five letters just like my first and middle name.

apart from that, if me or my brother don't get any kids, this strain of the family name will die out, cause my other relatives from my dad's side are from his sister.

ah well, it's just a name eh
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Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:32:49 PM
No! it's your Y chromosome!  you must produce a male heir.
it is imperative.

also, for some reason, when i read you post, i read and reread genealogist as gynecologist, which confused me.  i have no idea what that means...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 03:38:37 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:32:49 PM
No! it's your Y chromosome!  you must produce a male heir.
it is imperative.

also, for some reason, when i read you post, i read and reread genealogist as gynecologist, which confused me.  i have no idea what that means...

You had a freudian dyslexic moment
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 16, 2010, 03:42:40 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:32:49 PM
also, for some reason, when i read you post, i read and reread genealogist as gynecologist, which confused me.  i have no idea what that means...

the gynaecologist ALSO doesn't know what my last name means!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:51:52 PM
... but he'll 'look into it'?

:D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:51:52 PM
... but he'll 'look into it'?

:D

:x
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Post by: Telarus on August 16, 2010, 07:19:17 PM
The redhead genes in the Celtic pool come from the Scythians, and those were the fuckers who killed Conan's parents and turned him into a badass (do I need to mention my thread on TCC about the fact that the Scythian Rhea-Kronia/Tabiti is another name for Eris?).
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM
No genes in the pool! Swimsuits only!

Wait, we have a pool?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.

I will kill you and rape the body.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.

I will kill you and rape the body.

My mistake, Dok. It has since been pointed out to me that you are in fact not Welsh at all, but possibly Cornish.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:46:51 PM
Iron Sulfide's response has been received.

Flyer:   :lulz:

Letter:   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.

I will kill you and rape the body.

My mistake, Dok. It has since been pointed out to me that you are in fact not Welsh at all, but possibly Cornish.

100% Cornish (or at least close enough).  My boots get muddy, even in the desert.  I bellow a lot.  I wear a hankerchief on my head, tied at each corner.  I bash bricks together.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 16, 2010, 08:05:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:46:51 PM
Iron Sulfide's response has been received.

Flyer:   :lulz:

Letter:   :horrormirth:

That flier is somewhere on this board.

also, when you go to publish the whole first run,
I have digital copy. please to request.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Kai on August 16, 2010, 08:30:59 PM
Just sent a letter to you today, Roger. Hand written.

I will have to send you some digital pictures for effect.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Excellent.

There will be a slight delay on the last bunch of letters, as my head isn't in the right space to write at the moment.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
Not a letter, but I sent you a postcard.  Not sure when it will arrive.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2010, 07:55:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 17, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
Not a letter, but I sent you a postcard.  Not sure when it will arrive.

Woot.

I still have to get around to decoding the rest of your letter.  And I will, just as soon as I get 30 seconds to myself.
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Post by: BadBeast on August 17, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.

I will kill you and rape the body.

My mistake, Dok. It has since been pointed out to me that you are in fact not Welsh at all, but possibly Cornish.

100% Cornish (or at least close enough).  My boots get muddy, even in the desert.  I bellow a lot.  I wear a hankerchief on my head, tied at each corner.  I bash bricks together.
And as they'd say in Kernow,  "That Dok's a bit Bodmin, innee?"
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 17, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 16, 2010, 06:28:26 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Also, I guess Dok is of Welsh decent then, lol.

I may have to revise my letter, due to some of the content of his.

Oh dear. I hear a cry of  "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" in your future.

Merely recognizing that pen is the Welsh word for head. Wouldn't have made the connection until he said it meant redhead.

I will kill you and rape the body.

My mistake, Dok. It has since been pointed out to me that you are in fact not Welsh at all, but possibly Cornish.

100% Cornish (or at least close enough).  My boots get muddy, even in the desert.  I bellow a lot.  I wear a hankerchief on my head, tied at each corner.  I bash bricks together.
And as they'd say in Kernow,  "That Dok's a bit Bodmin, innee?"

Could you translate that into American, please?
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Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 04:28:50 PM
"Thirty four inches, five ounces."
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 18, 2010, 04:28:50 PM
"Thirty four inches, five ounces."

(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3601823/2/istockphoto_3601823-businessman-pointing-up.jpg)
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Post by: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
If someone has gone "A bit Bodmin", it means their level of sanity has taken a plunge. Probably a reference to people who have been trying to cross Bodmin Moor, in late Summer/Autumn and become lost. As the only thing that grows on the Moor are Magick Mushrooms, this may have something to do with it.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:39:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
If someone has gone "A bit Bodmin", it means their level of sanity has taken a plunge.

Balls.  I am a man of SCIENCE.  Nothing but rational.

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
If someone has gone "A bit Bodmin", it means their level of sanity has taken a plunge. Probably a reference to people who have been trying to cross Bodmin Moor, in late Summer/Autumn and become lost. As the only thing that grows on the Moor are Magick Mushrooms, this may have something to do with it.

I thought you were reffering to The Beast of Bodmin...

Which now that I think of it could be explained in exactly the same way as above.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: BadBeast on August 19, 2010, 02:49:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:39:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 18, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
If someone has gone "A bit Bodmin", it means their level of sanity has taken a plunge.

Balls.  I am a man of SCIENCE.  Nothing but rational.

Cornish folks don't do much "rational". They believe a wind can be "whistled" up from nowhere, they consult lumps of manky seaweed for weather forecasts, and regularly pour milk into the sea for the mermaids. So a mind as rational as yours, may indeed appear to be a bit "Bodmin" to them.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2010, 08:56:54 AM
Dok, response in mail. Slightly out of date, but I was pretty satisfied with what I sent you.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: bones on August 21, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
Bones and Hat got delayed, because I spilled shit all over their letters and had to reprint them.

But Bones lives in Australia, and hasn't posted here in ages anyway, so I'm not sure he's even still interested.

I still lurk now and then, and remain very interested in any bizarre undertakings of the pd crazies. Just been in some kind of rut recently, and only found this thread TODAY! I've been meaning to post you something back since MSY#1, Dok, and will definitely knock something worthy out in return for more horror! :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Akara on August 22, 2010, 12:29:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM
No genes in the pool! Swimsuits only!

Wait, we have a pool?

last i heard, the pool is on the roof.
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Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on August 22, 2010, 04:21:00 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 22, 2010, 12:29:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM
No genes in the pool! Swimsuits only!

Wait, we have a pool?

last i heard, the pool is on the roof.

The pool is insanely great.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: No u on August 24, 2010, 03:52:14 AM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 29, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
When FW and I are moved in together, we'll give you ours. :)

Done and given.
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Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:04:18 AM
Jenne's parcel and Nephew's response received.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 04:07:21 AM
Have you sent anything out to me yet or am I still to be patient?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 04:07:21 AM
Have you sent anything out to me yet or am I still to be patient?

On a short hiatus.  But you're in the next set.  I should be ready to mail by a week from tomorrow.

ETA:  Given your location, I'll write it upside down.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2010, 04:09:27 AM
Dok- FYI, my address is changing in about 10 days. Will PM new address soon.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 24, 2010, 04:09:27 AM
Dok- FYI, my address is changing in about 10 days. Will PM new address soon.

Cool.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 04:12:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 04:07:21 AM
Have you sent anything out to me yet or am I still to be patient?

On a short hiatus.  But you're in the next set.  I should be ready to mail by a week from tomorrow.

ETA:  Given your location, I'll write it upside down.

That's cool, I didn't think you did yet, I just dread thinking I might have accidentally missed it or it getting lost or something.

Looking forward to it. And you can expect a response from me, I promise, even if it is just a piece of paper with my shit smeared on it.  :p
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:12:51 AM
Kai's letter received.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:13:03 AM
Wait a sec...I sent mine to the address you sent the MYS #1 from. Just realized that.

Is that bad?  :sad:


Thats what I get for not reading ahead.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 04:12:36 AM
And you can expect a response from me, I promise, even if it is just a piece of paper with my shit smeared on it.  :p

So.

Like my congresswoman.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:14:06 AM
Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:13:03 AM
Wait a sec...I sent mine to the address you sent the MYS #1 from. Just realized that.

Is that bad?  :sad:

I got it.

I have a massive pile of mail here, most of which appear to be threats from local businesses and two churches.

But I got 3 responses.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:14:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:12:51 AM
Kai's letter received.

Hope you like.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:16:30 AM
Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:14:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:12:51 AM
Kai's letter received.

Hope you like.

Yes, it made me feel a bit better about Tucson.  We have mold, too, but it just kills you instead of fucking around.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Chairman Risus on September 02, 2010, 11:58:28 PM
Finally got mine in the mailbox. Thinking back on it, I may have written your name down wrong.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on September 11, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
Still waiting on ours :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 11, 2010, 06:26:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 11, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
Still waiting on ours :D

I gave up....
:cry:
now i just want his return address so i can send him 'respectful correspondence'.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Dysnomia on September 11, 2010, 06:29:09 PM
i keep forgetting to send you yours.  I need you to give me your address again though since it's forgotten. 
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 04:48:49 PM
Bump.  Back on the last few letters this week.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 04:48:49 PM
Bump.  Back on the last few letters this week.

I sent you my new address, yes?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 04:48:49 PM
Bump.  Back on the last few letters this week.

I sent you my new address, yes?

Yes.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on September 28, 2010, 07:31:38 PM
HAI!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Jasper on September 28, 2010, 07:43:28 PM
Oh shit gotta respond!  I have your letter right here...  Let me think...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 28, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
I still need to respond, too. I will, though.

Would you prefer something pretty okay if I just take an hour to sit and write it and receive it soon, or something truly awesome?

(I was going for the awesome, which is why there is nothing yet except collecting a few rough ideas)
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Rumckle on September 28, 2010, 11:47:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 04:48:49 PM
Bump.  Back on the last few letters this week.

Yay!  :D
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 04:05:20 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2010, 08:48:52 PM
I still need to respond, too. I will, though.

Would you prefer something pretty okay if I just take an hour to sit and write it and receive it soon, or something truly awesome?

(I was going for the awesome, which is why there is nothing yet except collecting a few rough ideas)

Write whatever you please, just write.  That's the whole point.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Salty on October 13, 2010, 12:10:00 AM
Whoohoo! Better late than never, amiright?
Just sent my response priority.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 16, 2010, 06:05:34 PM
Still nothing on our end, :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Bella on October 29, 2010, 09:00:45 PM
We received our letter a little bit ago and it took a while for us to think of a suitable response, well, revenge is more like it. 

Here's the note we just pm'd to Rog.

QuotePackage on the way for you!  We made it a literacy themed package, as is only fair and befitting your stature as a man of literacy. Because we really couldn't bring ourselves to write anything terrible to you we sent you horrible things that other people have written.  These books are very very "special." You're always saying, "Or Kill Me", and we figure this package just might do the job.

Liam's book is enclosed, of course. And we  may or may not have tossed in a copy of the best independent newspaper in America and several of the worst books known to mankind. The hardback was written by one of my cousins, and the newest paperback employs more cliched plot twists than I had thought possible. You'll love them. I promisssse.

We're fully expecting to read about it in the papers.

Tucson Man Found Dead of Brain Hemorrage Clutching Books in Hand. Neighbors reveal his last words were 'FUUUUUUCK!!!


Bella and Liam
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on November 14, 2010, 07:53:35 AM
HEY ROGER! The letter is going in the mail Monday...i finally wrote it!
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 14, 2010, 05:06:57 PM
fuckfuckfuck... I totally forgot to reply to my letter. Getting on it...
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 22, 2010, 06:34:33 PM
HAs a new mailing gone out already?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 22, 2010, 06:34:33 PM
HAs a new mailing gone out already?

Nope, and I haven't even had time to post the old ones.  I plan to to that over the holidays.

Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Rumckle on November 22, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
Roger, if you are still posting mine out, I have a new address, I will PM it to you.
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 10:09:40 PM
Is this still under way?
Title: Re: Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on March 11, 2011, 10:09:40 PM
Is this still under way?

No.