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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Title: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Fred:  She's evil, and ALWAYS the bad guy in werewolf, etc, games, and gets ME lynched.

Nigel:  She's right too often.  She should be wrong more.  Also, Welsh.

RWHN:  Beardo.  'nuff said.

Doktor Alphapance:  Has more fabulous friends than I do.  Has a more evil job than I do.

Doktor Blight:  Irish.

Faust:  Irish.

Cudgel:  Changes his name too often.  Also, Welsh.

ECH:  Has a cooler job than me.

Cain:  Gets to abuse rich kids for a living.

Doktor Semaj:  Canadian.

Payne:  Canadian.

Pixie:  Partially Irish.  Also, fucking up monsoon season.

Johnny:  Reminds me of Leslie Gore ballads.

Ippie:  Has more guns than me, from appearances.

TGG:  Tries to kill me.

Nurse Enabler:  Tries to kill me.

Freeky:  Blames me for everything that happens in Tucson.

(More to follow.)




Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 10:26:54 PM
 :lulz:

I'll be on guard against sabotage then.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Payne on September 29, 2010, 10:26:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Payne:  Canadian.

But I really tried to be better :(

In Scotland, granted, but I tried.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 29, 2010, 10:28:33 PM
i get you lynched FOR GOOD REASON!!!! and i was only bad once  :D
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.

No, you're definitely Canadian.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.

No, I'm dealing with paperwork for an employee injury.  You're definitely on that list, Canuckistani.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.

No, you're definitely Canadian.
You have no proof. I am a landed Salazorian immigrant.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:40:28 PM
Remington:  Canadian.

Remington's sister:  Gratuitous photobombing.  Also Canadian.

Remington's Gram:  Tempting Cramulous to do bad things with MS Paint.

Richter:  Having more bladed objects than me.

Suu:  Pretending to be Italian.

Doktor Vitriol:  Won't come to Tucson to party, eats haggis when I can't.

Triple Zero:  Pretends that his country is the Netherlands or Belgium, when it's really Groingroan or some shit.

Notpublished:  Abandoned me when I needed him the most.

Dimo:  Isn't pretending to be Italian.  IS Italian.

PoD:  Named after a bad band.

EoC:  Parks illegally.

Squid:  Drinks beer when I can't.

More to follow.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:41:51 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.

No, you're definitely Canadian.
You have no proof. I am a landed Salazorian immigrant.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 10:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:40:28 PM
PoD:  Named after a bad band.

There's a bad band named after me!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:45:44 PM
Sigmatic:  Never wrote me back.

Sister Gothique:  Ran away and left me alone in Tucson.  IS responsible for all bad things that happen here.

Vanilla Ice:  No comment could do this justice.

VyrVK:  Has no vowels.  Might be Welsh.

Aries Gurl:  Spells girl with a u.

GPOO:  Likes anime and manga, makes me feel old because she doesn't know who PT Barnum was.

Lizzay:  Won't come party with me in Tucson.

Nast:  Refused job offer as henchman.

Kai:  Murders bugs like he was a one man Dachau.

More to follow.

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:46:34 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:41:51 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.

No, you're definitely Canadian.
You have no proof. I am a landed Salazorian immigrant.

You have the standard Western Canadian haircut.  Don't try to fool me.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Wizard on September 29, 2010, 10:51:30 PM
Dammit Howl, I'm a Doktor not a Canadian!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Charley Brown:  Insults speed limit signs.

Babylon Horuv:  Uses "coitus" when "fuck" will do.  Also stole Chef's bit about Aztec Gods.

Ratatosk:  uses emotes wrong.

Enki:  Enki.

Kel:  Ignores bad WOMPs of her.

Cramulous:  Insufficient WOMPing.  Kicks cancer babies.  May be a self-loathing diabetic.

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

Jenne:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

Iason:  Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.

More to follow.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Adios on September 29, 2010, 10:54:20 PM
It was too damn slow.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:55:37 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 10:54:20 PM
It was too damn slow.

Excuses, excuses.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Richter on September 29, 2010, 10:55:50 PM
What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?

Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.  

You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Cainad:  Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian.

Vexation:  Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.

Peleus:  Secretly lives in Portland.

Vartox:  Has a better avatar than I do.

Badbeast:  Anarchist.  Also quotes bad music.  Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.

Thurnez:  IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.

Risus:  Named himself after a candy bar.

Roaring Biscuit:  Calls soccer "football".

Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.

Bones:  Lives upside down.  Just to show off.

Lysergic:  See Bones.  Fucking kangaroos.

EOT:  Dropped out of character this morning.

Telarus:  Is too fucking nice all the time.

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 29, 2010, 10:55:50 PM
What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?

Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.  

You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.

I figured that would just be gilding the lilly.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Madigan the Nubulous:  Is too nubulous.

Igor:  Never posts.

Jerry Frankster:  Never posts.

Durivan:  Never posts.

Hoopla:  Abandoned us when we needed him the most.

HaggisFY:  Never posts.

Guido Finnuci:  Ran away years ago, never said goodbye.

Ephrim:  Got eaten by Polacks.

Lauren:  Banned me for being "too chaotic".  No shit.

StormcrowUK:  Killed the funniest joke I ever started, before it properly got started.

Reverend Thwack:  Not sure I can do this humorously.  Backstabbing tard.

Roo:  Never posts.

Alty:  Lives on the moon, apparently.

More to follow.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Aries Gurl on September 29, 2010, 11:17:31 PM
This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 11:19:35 PM
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 29, 2010, 11:17:31 PM
This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.

Yes.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2010, 11:23:53 PM
Usually, hate, like love, can only stretch so far. Introduce too many objects of it, and it gets spread thin until it's eventually not there at all.

Dok's hate, on the other hand, is magnified by every person on this list. I've experienced it. It's terrible. I don't know how he does it, though. Must be all the mad science.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 29, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2010, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 29, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...

And It's never gonna..


oh nm.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:29:08 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 29, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.

Hate is not a finite thing.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 29, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.

I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 29, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.

I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."

That's what I asked him.  He hasn't given me a straight answer.

But that doesn't excuse your poor parking.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 29, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 29, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.

I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."

Sounds like a "Canadian" who got their "an" lopped off and the only way the doctors could stop the bleeding was to take the dangling "i" and suture it in, right in front of his right-hand "nad."
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 12:23:24 AM
I AM NOT WELSH :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :fnord:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 12:28:34 AM
Damn you, Coyote Knight! Stop changing your goddamn name! This is why we hate you!  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 12:29:41 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:28:34 AM
Damn you, Coyote Knight! Stop changing your goddamn name! This is why we hate you!  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

What is...no?

NO!!!!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 12:30:38 AM
Coyote says, the first rule of Coyote is you do not reference him outside of TCC. :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
 :p

That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p

That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.

Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 12:35:02 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p

That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.

Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.

And...I might possibly have pissed off Wolf.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 12:37:01 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:35:02 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p

That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.

Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.

And...I might possibly have pissed off Wolf.
You have a point, Shitty. But that doesn't mean I forgive you for changing your name.  :evilmad:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 30, 2010, 12:39:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.

Im not sure what to make of this.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie:  Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....

Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.  
that offends my sensibilities much less...
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie:  Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....

Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.  
that offends my sensibilities much less...


No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:57:47 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie:  Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....

Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.  
that offends my sensibilities much less...


No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.

no need for him to be bashful in that regard.
i actually can't smell.
this beautiful nose is strictly decorative!  hard to believe, no?
well, it's true.  and it's really a blessing more than a curse, because it allows me to go on thinking that women never fart, and to enjoy the presence of such interesting individuals as the Dok without fear of unceremoniously wretching due to his natural Yeti musk.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 01:02:07 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:57:47 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie:  Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....

Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.  
that offends my sensibilities much less...


No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.

no need for him to be bashful in that regard.
i actually can't smell.
this beautiful nose is strictly decorative!  hard to believe, no?
well, it's true.  and it's really a blessing more than a curse, because it allows me to go on thinking that women never fart, and to enjoy the presence of such interesting individuals as the Dok without fear of unceremoniously wretching due to his natural Yeti musk.

Oh. Well, if that's the case, I have no idea why he wouldn't share his address with you. I mean, enemy or no, he could easily lure you into a devious trap in his own home. ORRRR.... he could give you a fake address that is really a devious trap. Hmm. Maybe he's simply thinking of the right devious trap for you.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
"I always think everything could be a trap.  That is why i am still alive!"
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Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 01:17:36 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
"I always think everything could be a trap.  That is why i am still alive!"
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Oh I see. The reason Dok doesn't give you his address is because you quote the Princess Bride. I understand now.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2010, 01:18:03 AM
The good news:  The strike against me is something I plan to fix pretty soon.

The bad news:  There are much better reasons to hate me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:21:14 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 01:17:36 AM
Oh I see. The reason Dok doesn't give you his address is because you quote the Princess Bride. I understand now.

:aaa:



:argh!:
that happens to be a fantastic book/movie to quote from!
you understand nothing!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Kai on September 30, 2010, 01:26:16 AM
Okay, this is a great list, but I don't know a quarter of the people listed.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:28:58 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
"I always think everything could be a trap.  That is why i am still alive!"
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HUMPERDINK HUMPERDINK HUMPERDINK!!!!

I"M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!!!""

See, I understand you Ippy. :D

Also yay! I made it onto the first page of hate! XDD
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 30, 2010, 05:07:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Charley Brown:  Insults speed limit signs.

Babylon Horuv:  Uses "coitus" when "fuck" will do.  Also stole Chef's bit about Aztec Gods.

Ratatosk:  uses emotes wrong.

Enki:  Enki.

Kel:  Ignores bad WOMPs of her.

Cramulous:  Insufficient WOMPing.  Kicks cancer babies.  May be a self-loathing diabetic.

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

Jenne:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

Iason:  Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.

More to follow.

Chef?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nast on September 30, 2010, 05:29:50 AM
Wait, when did you offer to make me a henchman?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 30, 2010, 05:56:36 AM
I'm glad you think so well of Vartox's elegant visage.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:27:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Cudgel:  Changes his name too often.  Also, Welsh.

There is no Cudgel, and no Wales or whales either.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on September 30, 2010, 11:08:54 AM
you live in whales?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2010, 12:48:05 PM
At the moment I only get to torment suburban children, sadly.  And I'm not even allowed to be inventive in that.  Thanks, state school system!  Oh how I long for the days when I could make a child run laps of the pitch "until I'm satisfied you've learn your lesson".  And then leave them to it while I do my shopping.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 02:00:54 PM
Quote from: Blessed of the Great Bovinity on September 30, 2010, 06:27:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Cudgel:  Changes his name too often.  Also, Welsh.

There is no Cudgel, and no Wales or whales either.

What about wails?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2010, 02:49:17 PM
QuoteDancing Pickle:  Libertarian

I actually masturbated to a picture of Ayn Rand just this morning.

put THAT in your brain and  :vom:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: LMNO on September 30, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
I'MMA CHARGIN' MY OBJECTIVISTS!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Cramulus on September 30, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
ROGER

here are the many reasons you are MY secret enemy

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 30, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
ROGER

here are the many reasons you are MY secret enemy


  • Your workplace firewall puts china's to shame
  • You don't belong in this setting. Your proper context is some Frank Frazetta painting (http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/FrazettaDestroyer.jpg), or the Dark Sun setting. (Tuscon = Athas?? (http://wizards.com/dnd/images/excerpts_20100716.jpg))
  • Too much hair on your back, not enough up top. You're a human mullet.

That last one has been fixed.  Nurse Enabler, at the cost of a set of clippers, put an end to my days as a shag carpet.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: LMNO on September 30, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:16:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 30, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?

Arizona has no time for silly shit like the environment.  We're busy people.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 30, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.


:lulz:

The real question is......   How often do you listen to me?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 30, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.


:lulz:

The real question is......   How often do you listen to me?

Not the point.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: the last yatto on September 30, 2010, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 30, 2010, 02:49:17 PM
QuoteDancing Pickle:  Libertarian

I actually just commit ed adultery to a picture of Ayn Rand just this morning.

put THAT in your brain and  :fap:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 30, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
This thread has cheered me immensely!

Just thought I'd say.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 30, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
This thread has cheered me immensely!

Just thought I'd say.

Made me feel better, too.

Not done yet, though.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Salty on September 30, 2010, 10:38:13 PM
I do not live on the moon, just closer to it than the rest of you, which me gives all the reason I need to proclaim lordship over it as well.

Exiles will be sent there as needed.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:46:38 PM
:( But I like the aboriginal moon-peoples!!

Do not be destroying their culture like you destroyed everyone else's!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: 0 on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

That is because the Welsh are people too you . :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:27:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

That is because the Welsh are people too you . :argh!: :argh!:

Link?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:28:31 PM
*just laughs*
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
You need to post that on some pagan boards. :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: 0 on September 30, 2010, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

SODASCREEN
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:57:07 PM
 :jebus:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 01, 2010, 12:00:33 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I fucking love this. Too many good ones to quote!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2010, 12:55:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM

Iason:  Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.

More to follow.
First two have yet to be proven in a court of law. Last one, the secret is to shave your legs beforehand.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 01, 2010, 05:24:28 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 05:45:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

:crankey:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Suu on October 01, 2010, 12:24:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:24:28 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.

Amazing discoveries happening on PD everyday!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Lies on October 01, 2010, 12:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Cainad:  Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian.

Vexation:  Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.

Peleus:  Secretly lives in Portland.

Vartox:  Has a better avatar than I do.

Badbeast:  Anarchist.  Also quotes bad music.  Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.

Thurnez:  IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.

Risus:  Named himself after a candy bar.

Roaring Biscuit:  Calls soccer "football".

Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.

Bones:  Lives upside down.  Just to show off.

Lysergic:  See Bones.  Fucking kangaroos.

EOT:  Dropped out of character this morning.

Telarus:  Is too fucking nice all the time.

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.

What? I'm second to bones? I feel doubly insulted now. He doesn't even post as much as I do.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Adios on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.

But

I'M

STILL

HERE.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.

But

I'M

STILL

HERE.

DOk Howl, the Hostess Cake of Mad Science.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.

But

I'M

STILL

HERE.

DOk Howl, the Hostess Cake of Mad Science.

Best if used before Armageddon.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2010, 03:14:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2010, 12:48:05 PM
At the moment I only get to torment suburban children, sadly.  And I'm not even allowed to be inventive in that.  Thanks, state school system!  Oh how I long for the days when I could make a child run laps of the pitch "until I'm satisfied you've learn your lesson".  And then leave them to it while I do my shopping.

Apparently, according to documents I was given today and told I must read "I must consider the safety of the children in my care paramount".  So no sending them off to play in traffic when I have a headache, then.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Adios on October 01, 2010, 03:21:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.



I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.

But

I'M

STILL

HERE.

Because you too are Immortal. Live with it.  :)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: BadBeast on October 01, 2010, 09:22:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Cainad:  Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian.

Vexation:  Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.

Peleus:  Secretly lives in Portland.

Vartox:  Has a better avatar than I do.

Badbeast:  Anarchist.  Also quotes bad music.  Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.

Thurnez:  IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.

Risus:  Named himself after a candy bar.

Roaring Biscuit:  Calls soccer "football".

Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.

Bones:  Lives upside down.  Just to show off.

Lysergic:  See Bones.  Fucking kangaroos.

EOT:  Dropped out of character this morning.

Telarus:  Is too fucking nice all the time.

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.
Are you gonna risk having me team up with David Icke? (Also, that's good music, mostly)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nast on October 02, 2010, 04:59:37 AM
I still don't know what you have against me.  :sad:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: BadBeast on October 02, 2010, 05:41:21 PM
Who? Me? Nothing/
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysnomia on October 02, 2010, 11:17:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:45:44 PM


Lizzay:  Can't afford to come party with me in Tucson.





fixxord for financial accuracy

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 02:58:09 AM
Stella:  Knowingly lives in Texas.

Alty:  Is infected with Palinism.

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Salty on August 16, 2011, 03:00:39 AM
It's not my fault they're always making with the sexy eyes.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Telarus:  Pretends he's from Portland, just to look hip.

Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 03:14:45 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 16, 2011, 03:33:32 AM
I'm not on the list!

(http://i.imgur.com/SO8B6.gif)

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:33:32 AM
I'm not on the list!

(http://i.imgur.com/SO8B6.gif)



You're on the double secret list.

But I can't tell you why.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 16, 2011, 03:45:32 AM
SHITSHITSHIT....
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:45:32 AM
SHITSHITSHIT....

I highly doubt it's worse than being called Welsh. :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:45:32 AM
SHITSHITSHIT....

I highly doubt it's worse than being called Welsh. :argh!:

You forget; I am a Cartoon Mad Scientist.

It can ALWAYS get worse.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:52:19 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.

ZE JOKE!  EET NEVERR DIEZ!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 03:52:58 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.

ofuk :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:54:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a 4 year old joke, based on an argument between Nigel & Net.

I'll let them explain it.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 04:01:37 AM
holy shit.
have i been here that long?!
:eek:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:03:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

Yeah, now I'm a Viking/pict and I have to cut everything with horn. :( It sucks.

Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall. Except for me, I'm five foot three, and I inherited my impressive extra FOUR INCHES height from the indian side.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:05:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:54:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a 4 year old joke, based on an argument between Nigel & Net.

I'll let them explain it.

:lulz:

That was one of the most hilariously pointless arguments ever. I think that's why it lives on in legend. SEE PINEALISTS? WE ARE ABLE TO EMBRACE OUR SILLINESS!

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:03:20 AM

Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall.

S'okay.  Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I just peed  my chair.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:08:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.

Well, yes, but up until then. :D
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:10:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama.

Your grandmama was Salazoran? :eek:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.

That was really an amazing piece.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:12:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.

That was really an amazing piece.

Brief explanation part II, I believe.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.

Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: The Johnny on August 16, 2011, 05:37:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Johnny:  Reminds me of Leslie Gore ballads.


Im sorry i made Leslie cry at her party; if it makes her feel any better, tell her i left Judy too, and i myself dont know where i went.

P.S. tell that bitch to give me back my ring.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:55:54 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.

Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.

YESSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.

No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.

My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2011, 03:28:47 PM
Plus the Irish accent is marginally more intelligible. Unless you're from Louth.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
Hovercat:  Won't tell me why her sister's nickname is "shoe ears".
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 16, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 16, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....

Why do you hate testicles?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 16, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 16, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....

Why do you hate testicles?

I love testicles, browned in butter with a touch of sage....

Oh wait, ummmm I like testicles, they are squishy.......
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Luna on August 16, 2011, 08:55:25 PM
  :lulz:

Kilts are awesome.

Testicles make challenging targets.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 01:17:56 AM
Meanwhile ill just laugh at the thought that someone thought it was a good idea to make a man skirt out of itchy wool and not wear it with some sort of underwear on the island of britain. And that all of his countrymen thought that was a cool idea too.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:21:02 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 01:17:56 AM
Meanwhile ill just laugh at the thought that someone thought it was a good idea to make a man skirt out of itchy wool and not wear it with some sort of underwear on the island of britain. And that all of his countrymen thought that was a cool idea too.

Not all wool is itchy. Also bear in mind, I am not wearing a traditional kilt.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 01:22:21 AM
Non traditional = sequins?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
i think its a tactical kilt, right?
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:26:51 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
i think its a tactical kilt, right?

For killing ninjas and pirates.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x

You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time.   :p
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x

You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time.   :p

I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:03:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x

You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time.   :p

I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|

Hey, I just use a rapier, now.  I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear... 

I'm gentle as a kitten.  Honest.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:03:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x

You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time.   :p

I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|

Hey, I just use a rapier, now.  I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear... 

I'm gentle as a kitten.  Honest.

It's the light blows that are the worse.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:35:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:03:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x

You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time.   :p

I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|

Hey, I just use a rapier, now.  I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear... 

I'm gentle as a kitten.  Honest.

It's the light blows that are the worse.

Aw...  I swear, I haven't dropped anybody off his feet with a cup shot with a rapier.

I have, however, found that having men THINK you're about to jab them in the junk DOES make them lower their guard, leaving their heads open...
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: BadBeast on August 17, 2011, 04:42:30 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
i think its a tactical kilt, right?
Or a TUTU?




(Tactlessly Unfettered Testicles Underneath)
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Rumckle on August 17, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM


Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.


Missed this the first time, I am honoured.
And now I'm going to be watching my back all the time.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 17, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM


Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.


Missed this the first time, I am honoured.
And now I'm going to be watching my back all the time.

Okay.

Dok,
Will attack from the front, by surprise.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna:  For turning this thread into SCA.

Coyote:  For helping her.

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna:  For turning this thread into SCA.

Coyote:  For helping her.



:oops:

I feel slightly guily in this..... 
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna:  For turning this thread into SCA.

Coyote:  For helping her.



:oops:

I feel slightly guily in this..... 


Right, then.

Khara:  For assisting the above.
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 02:07:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna:  For turning this thread into SCA.

Coyote:  For helping her.



:oops:

I feel slightly guily in this..... 


Right, then.

Khara:  For assisting the above.

:lulz:

Does that mean you are going to start listening to my advice then????
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Epimetheus on August 18, 2011, 07:05:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.

No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.

My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.

Wait a second...
It pisses you off that I leave for long periods of time..?

YOU LIKE ME!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!! :oops:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 18, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
Surely you can hate me for something better than having the coolest job on earth. :lulz:
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Suu on August 18, 2011, 01:28:52 PM
Wait...PRETENDING to be Italian!? WTF?

You've seen the size of my nose and ass in person. No one can fake this!
Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 18, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
Surely you can hate me for something better than having the coolest job on earth. :lulz:

Reasons for inclusion on this list are not necessarily exclusive, if you catch my drift.

Title: Re: Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2011, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 18, 2011, 07:05:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.

No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.

My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.

Wait a second...
It pisses you off that I leave for long periods of time..?

YOU LIKE ME!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!! :oops:

If that doesn't make you feel all sick inside, it should.