Fred: She's evil, and ALWAYS the bad guy in werewolf, etc, games, and gets ME lynched.
Nigel: She's right too often. She should be wrong more. Also, Welsh.
RWHN: Beardo. 'nuff said.
Doktor Alphapance: Has more fabulous friends than I do. Has a more evil job than I do.
Doktor Blight: Irish.
Faust: Irish.
Cudgel: Changes his name too often. Also, Welsh.
ECH: Has a cooler job than me.
Cain: Gets to abuse rich kids for a living.
Doktor Semaj: Canadian.
Payne: Canadian.
Pixie: Partially Irish. Also, fucking up monsoon season.
Johnny: Reminds me of Leslie Gore ballads.
Ippie: Has more guns than me, from appearances.
TGG: Tries to kill me.
Nurse Enabler: Tries to kill me.
Freeky: Blames me for everything that happens in Tucson.
(More to follow.)
:lulz:
I'll be on guard against sabotage then.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Payne: Canadian.
But I
really tried to be better :(
In Scotland, granted, but I tried.
i get you lynched FOR GOOD REASON!!!! and i was only bad once :D
I am safe... for now.
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 10:33:47 PM
I am safe... for now.
No, I'm dealing with paperwork for an employee injury. You're definitely on that list, Canuckistani.
Remington: Canadian.
Remington's sister: Gratuitous photobombing. Also Canadian.
Remington's Gram: Tempting Cramulous to do bad things with MS Paint.
Richter: Having more bladed objects than me.
Suu: Pretending to be Italian.
Doktor Vitriol: Won't come to Tucson to party, eats haggis when I can't.
Triple Zero: Pretends that his country is the Netherlands or Belgium, when it's really Groingroan or some shit.
Notpublished: Abandoned me when I needed him the most.
Dimo: Isn't pretending to be Italian. IS Italian.
PoD: Named after a bad band.
EoC: Parks illegally.
Squid: Drinks beer when I can't.
More to follow.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:40:28 PM
PoD: Named after a bad band.
There's a bad band named after me! :argh!:
Sigmatic: Never wrote me back.
Sister Gothique: Ran away and left me alone in Tucson. IS responsible for all bad things that happen here.
Vanilla Ice: No comment could do this justice.
VyrVK: Has no vowels. Might be Welsh.
Aries Gurl: Spells girl with a u.
GPOO: Likes anime and manga, makes me feel old because she doesn't know who PT Barnum was.
Lizzay: Won't come party with me in Tucson.
Nast: Refused job offer as henchman.
Kai: Murders bugs like he was a one man Dachau.
More to follow.
Dammit Howl, I'm a Doktor not a Canadian!
Charley Brown: Insults speed limit signs.
Babylon Horuv: Uses "coitus" when "fuck" will do. Also stole Chef's bit about Aztec Gods.
Ratatosk: uses emotes wrong.
Enki: Enki.
Kel: Ignores bad WOMPs of her.
Cramulous: Insufficient WOMPing. Kicks cancer babies. May be a self-loathing diabetic.
Khara: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
Jenne: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
Iason: Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.
More to follow.
It was too damn slow.
What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?
Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.
You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.
Cainad: Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.
Dancing Pickle: Libertarian.
Vexation: Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.
Peleus: Secretly lives in Portland.
Vartox: Has a better avatar than I do.
Badbeast: Anarchist. Also quotes bad music. Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.
Thurnez: IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.
Risus: Named himself after a candy bar.
Roaring Biscuit: Calls soccer "football".
Rumckle: Came up with a better cabal name than I did.
Bones: Lives upside down. Just to show off.
Lysergic: See Bones. Fucking kangaroos.
EOT: Dropped out of character this morning.
Telarus: Is too fucking nice all the time.
Lord Glittersnatch: Isn't too fucking nice all the time.
More to follow.
Quote from: Richter on September 29, 2010, 10:55:50 PM
What posessed you to go so easy on Iason?
Hell, if I was pronouncing him an enemy publicly, I'd make sure everyone knew about that other thing he did.
You know, the one that made Larry Flint and Noam Chomsky puke.
I figured that would just be gilding the lilly.
I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.
Madigan the Nubulous: Is too nubulous.
Igor: Never posts.
Jerry Frankster: Never posts.
Durivan: Never posts.
Hoopla: Abandoned us when we needed him the most.
HaggisFY: Never posts.
Guido Finnuci: Ran away years ago, never said goodbye.
Ephrim: Got eaten by Polacks.
Lauren: Banned me for being "too chaotic". No shit.
StormcrowUK: Killed the funniest joke I ever started, before it properly got started.
Reverend Thwack: Not sure I can do this humorously. Backstabbing tard.
Roo: Never posts.
Alty: Lives on the moon, apparently.
More to follow.
This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 29, 2010, 11:17:31 PM
This is one giant list and it's growing exponentially. Should I be scared? I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, or just post more Pics of Poo.
Yes.
Usually, hate, like love, can only stretch so far. Introduce too many objects of it, and it gets spread thin until it's eventually not there at all.
Dok's hate, on the other hand, is magnified by every person on this list. I've experienced it. It's terrible. I don't know how he does it, though. Must be all the mad science.
Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 29, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...
And It's never gonna..
oh nm.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 29, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.
Hate is not a finite thing.
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.
I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 29, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.
I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."
That's what I asked him. He hasn't given me a straight answer.
But that doesn't excuse your poor parking.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 29, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
Oh come now Dok, some of these secret enemies aren't even real.
I mean, what the hell is a "Cainad."
Sounds like a "Canadian" who got their "an" lopped off and the only way the doctors could stop the bleeding was to take the dangling "i" and suture it in, right in front of his right-hand "nad."
I AM NOT WELSH :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :fnord:
Damn you, Coyote Knight! Stop changing your goddamn name! This is why we hate you! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:28:34 AM
Damn you, Coyote Knight! Stop changing your goddamn name! This is why we hate you! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
What is...no?
NO!!!!
:lulz:
Coyote says, the first rule of Coyote is you do not reference him outside of TCC. :lulz:
:p
That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p
That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.
Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p
That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.
Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.
And...I might possibly have pissed off Wolf.
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:35:02 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:34:34 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 30, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
:p
That's what I thought your avatar was at first. But now you say it's just a stupid wolf. Well, Coyote and Fox are both disappointed in you, Shitty.
Why would Coyote let himself used as a mount by a man in armor? That is what Wolf is for. Heavy lifting.
And...I might possibly have pissed off Wolf.
You have a point, Shitty. But that doesn't mean I forgive you for changing your name. :evilmad:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Lord Glittersnatch: Isn't too fucking nice all the time.
More to follow.
Im not sure what to make of this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie: Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....
Aaaahhhh....
so
that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't
like me...
fear.
that offends my sensibilities much less...
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie: Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....
Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.
that offends my sensibilities much less...
No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie: Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....
Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.
that offends my sensibilities much less...
No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.
no need for him to be bashful in that regard.
i actually
can't smell.
this beautiful nose is strictly decorative! hard to believe, no?
well, it's true. and it's really a blessing more than a curse, because it allows me to go on thinking that women never fart, and to enjoy the presence of such interesting individuals as the Dok without fear of unceremoniously wretching due to his natural Yeti musk.
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:57:47 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
....
Ippie: Has more guns than me, from appearances.
....
Aaaahhhh....
so that's why you refuse to give me your address!
and i thought it was that you just didn't like me...
fear.
that offends my sensibilities much less...
No, that's why your his enemy. If I had to guess why you don't have his address, it would probably be because you smell.
no need for him to be bashful in that regard.
i actually can't smell.
this beautiful nose is strictly decorative! hard to believe, no?
well, it's true. and it's really a blessing more than a curse, because it allows me to go on thinking that women never fart, and to enjoy the presence of such interesting individuals as the Dok without fear of unceremoniously wretching due to his natural Yeti musk.
Oh. Well, if that's the case, I have no idea why he wouldn't share his address with you. I mean, enemy or no, he could easily lure you into a devious trap in his own home. ORRRR.... he could give you a fake address that is really a devious trap. Hmm. Maybe he's simply thinking of the
right devious trap for you.
"I always think everything could be a trap. That is why i am still alive!"
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(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Y1VYRKmD5BB3gM:http://i42.tinypic.com/10h7ghw.jpg&t=1)
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
"I always think everything could be a trap. That is why i am still alive!"
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(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Y1VYRKmD5BB3gM:http://i42.tinypic.com/10h7ghw.jpg&t=1)
Oh I see. The reason Dok doesn't give you his address is because you quote the Princess Bride. I understand now.
The good news: The strike against me is something I plan to fix pretty soon.
The bad news: There are much better reasons to hate me. :lol:
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 01:17:36 AM
Oh I see. The reason Dok doesn't give you his address is because you quote the Princess Bride. I understand now.
:aaa:
:argh!:
that happens to be a
fantastic book/movie to quote from!
you understand
nothing!
Okay, this is a great list, but I don't know a quarter of the people listed.
Quote from: Iptuous on September 30, 2010, 01:13:20 AM
"I always think everything could be a trap. That is why i am still alive!"
\
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Y1VYRKmD5BB3gM:http://i42.tinypic.com/10h7ghw.jpg&t=1)
HUMPERDINK HUMPERDINK HUMPERDINK!!!!
I"M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!!!""
See, I understand you Ippy. :D
Also yay! I made it onto the first page of hate! XDD
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Charley Brown: Insults speed limit signs.
Babylon Horuv: Uses "coitus" when "fuck" will do. Also stole Chef's bit about Aztec Gods.
Ratatosk: uses emotes wrong.
Enki: Enki.
Kel: Ignores bad WOMPs of her.
Cramulous: Insufficient WOMPing. Kicks cancer babies. May be a self-loathing diabetic.
Khara: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
Jenne: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
Iason: Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.
More to follow.
Chef?
Wait, when did you offer to make me a henchman?
I'm glad you think so well of Vartox's elegant visage.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Cudgel: Changes his name too often. Also, Welsh.
There is no Cudgel, and no Wales or whales either.
you live in whales?
At the moment I only get to torment suburban children, sadly. And I'm not even allowed to be inventive in that. Thanks, state school system! Oh how I long for the days when I could make a child run laps of the pitch "until I'm satisfied you've learn your lesson". And then leave them to it while I do my shopping.
QuoteDancing Pickle: Libertarian
I actually masturbated to a picture of Ayn Rand just this morning.
put THAT in your brain and :vom:
I'MMA CHARGIN' MY OBJECTIVISTS!
ROGER
here are the many reasons you are MY secret enemy
- Your workplace firewall puts china's to shame
- You don't belong in this setting. Your proper context is some Frank Frazetta painting (http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/FrazettaDestroyer.jpg), or the Dark Sun setting. (Tuscon = Athas?? (http://wizards.com/dnd/images/excerpts_20100716.jpg))
- Too much hair on your back, not enough up top. You're a human mullet.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 30, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
ROGER
here are the many reasons you are MY secret enemy
- Your workplace firewall puts china's to shame
- You don't belong in this setting. Your proper context is some Frank Frazetta painting (http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/FrazettaDestroyer.jpg), or the Dark Sun setting. (Tuscon = Athas?? (http://wizards.com/dnd/images/excerpts_20100716.jpg))
- Too much hair on your back, not enough up top. You're a human mullet.
That last one has been fixed. Nurse Enabler, at the cost of a set of clippers, put an end to my days as a shag carpet.
Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 30, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?
Arizona has no time for silly shit like the environment. We're busy people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Khara: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
:lulz:
The real question is...... How often do you
listen to me?
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 30, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Khara: Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.
:lulz:
The real question is...... How often do you listen to me?
Not the point.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 30, 2010, 02:49:17 PM
QuoteDancing Pickle: Libertarian
I actually just commit ed adultery to a picture of Ayn Rand just this morning.
put THAT in your brain and :fap:
:lulz:
This thread has cheered me immensely!
Just thought I'd say.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 30, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
This thread has cheered me immensely!
Just thought I'd say.
Made me feel better, too.
Not done yet, though.
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
I do not live on the moon, just closer to it than the rest of you, which me gives all the reason I need to proclaim lordship over it as well.
Exiles will be sent there as needed.
:( But I like the aboriginal moon-peoples!!
Do not be destroying their culture like you destroyed everyone else's! :argh!:
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
That is because the Welsh are people too you . :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:24:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
That is because the Welsh are people too you . :argh!: :argh!:
Link?
*just laughs*
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
You need to post that on some pagan boards. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
SODASCREEN
:jebus:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I fucking love this. Too many good ones to quote!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Iason: Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.
More to follow.
First two have yet to be proven in a court of law. Last one, the secret is to shave your legs beforehand.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:24:28 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 10:22:56 PM
Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.
I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit. :lulz:
Racism???
Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.
Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.
:lulz: Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.
No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.
Amazing discoveries happening on PD everyday!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Cainad: Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.
Dancing Pickle: Libertarian.
Vexation: Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.
Peleus: Secretly lives in Portland.
Vartox: Has a better avatar than I do.
Badbeast: Anarchist. Also quotes bad music. Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.
Thurnez: IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.
Risus: Named himself after a candy bar.
Roaring Biscuit: Calls soccer "football".
Rumckle: Came up with a better cabal name than I did.
Bones: Lives upside down. Just to show off.
Lysergic: See Bones. Fucking kangaroos.
EOT: Dropped out of character this morning.
Telarus: Is too fucking nice all the time.
Lord Glittersnatch: Isn't too fucking nice all the time.
More to follow.
What? I'm second to bones? I feel doubly insulted now. He doesn't even post as much as I do.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Your shelf life expired last century.
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Your shelf life expired last century.
But
I'M
STILL
HERE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Your shelf life expired last century.
But
I'M
STILL
HERE.
DOk Howl, the Hostess Cake of Mad Science.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Your shelf life expired last century.
But
I'M
STILL
HERE.
DOk Howl, the Hostess Cake of Mad Science.
Best if used before Armageddon.
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2010, 12:48:05 PM
At the moment I only get to torment suburban children, sadly. And I'm not even allowed to be inventive in that. Thanks, state school system! Oh how I long for the days when I could make a child run laps of the pitch "until I'm satisfied you've learn your lesson". And then leave them to it while I do my shopping.
Apparently, according to documents I was given today and told I must read "I must consider the safety of the children in my care paramount". So no sending them off to play in traffic when I have a headache, then.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Henny Youngman on October 01, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 30, 2010, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on September 30, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?
Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.
I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.
And I like me. Probably to unhealthy degrees.
Your shelf life expired last century.
But
I'M
STILL
HERE.
Because you too are Immortal. Live with it. :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Cainad: Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.
Dancing Pickle: Libertarian.
Vexation: Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.
Peleus: Secretly lives in Portland.
Vartox: Has a better avatar than I do.
Badbeast: Anarchist. Also quotes bad music. Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.
Thurnez: IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.
Risus: Named himself after a candy bar.
Roaring Biscuit: Calls soccer "football".
Rumckle: Came up with a better cabal name than I did.
Bones: Lives upside down. Just to show off.
Lysergic: See Bones. Fucking kangaroos.
EOT: Dropped out of character this morning.
Telarus: Is too fucking nice all the time.
Lord Glittersnatch: Isn't too fucking nice all the time.
More to follow.
Are you gonna risk having me team up with David Icke? (Also, that's
good music, mostly)
I still don't know what you have against me. :sad:
Who? Me? Nothing/
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:45:44 PM
Lizzay: Can't afford to come party with me in Tucson.
fixxord for financial accuracy
Stella: Knowingly lives in Texas.
Alty: Is infected with Palinism.
It's not my fault they're always making with the sexy eyes.
Telarus: Pretends he's from Portland, just to look hip.
Epithemius: Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
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Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
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Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
:lulz:
I'm not on the list!
(http://i.imgur.com/SO8B6.gif)
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:33:32 AM
I'm not on the list!
(http://i.imgur.com/SO8B6.gif)
You're on the double secret list.
But I can't tell you why.
SHITSHITSHIT....
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:45:32 AM
SHITSHITSHIT....
I highly doubt it's worse than being called Welsh. :argh!:
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:47:04 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 16, 2011, 03:45:32 AM
SHITSHITSHIT....
I highly doubt it's worse than being called Welsh. :argh!:
You forget; I am a Cartoon Mad Scientist.
It can ALWAYS get worse.
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.
ZE JOKE! EET NEVERR DIEZ! :lulz:
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2011, 03:51:28 AM
Net, don't worry.
you didn't want to be on this list, anyways.
it's in Arial.
ofuk :lulz:
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a 4 year old joke, based on an argument between Nigel & Net.
I'll let them explain it.
holy shit.
have i been here that long?!
:eek:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
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Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
Yeah, now I'm a Viking/pict and I have to cut everything with horn. :( It sucks.
Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall. Except for me, I'm five foot three, and I inherited my impressive extra FOUR INCHES height from the indian side.
Nigel is TINY.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:54:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a 4 year old joke, based on an argument between Nigel & Net.
I'll let them explain it.
:lulz:
That was one of the most hilariously pointless arguments ever. I think that's why it lives on in legend. SEE PINEALISTS? WE ARE ABLE TO EMBRACE OUR SILLINESS!
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:03:20 AM
Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall.
S'okay. Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.
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Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Until she goes all Kali on your ass. Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.
Well, yes, but up until then. :D
I gotta find that thread again.
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
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Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.
That was really an amazing piece.
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Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?
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Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?
Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even
know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.
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Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?
Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.
Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
Johnny: Reminds me of Leslie Gore ballads.
Im sorry i made Leslie cry at her party; if it makes her feel any better, tell her i left Judy too, and i myself dont know where i went.
P.S. tell that bitch to give me back my ring.
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Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.
I didn't on purpose. :cry:
But you're so adorable! SO VERY TINY!
Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.
*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground. Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?
Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.
Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.
YESSSSSSSSS
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius: Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius: Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.
My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.
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I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
Plus the Irish accent is marginally more intelligible. Unless you're from Louth.
Hovercat: Won't tell me why her sister's nickname is "shoe ears".
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I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
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Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....
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I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....
Why do you hate testicles?
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I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.
I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:
You should have ran with it.
Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney. She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.
I think I was also accused of being Irish too :|
I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.
We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....
Why do you hate testicles?
I love testicles, browned in butter with a touch of sage....
Oh wait, ummmm I like testicles, they are squishy.......
:lulz:
Kilts are awesome.
Testicles make challenging targets.
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
Meanwhile ill just laugh at the thought that someone thought it was a good idea to make a man skirt out of itchy wool and not wear it with some sort of underwear on the island of britain. And that all of his countrymen thought that was a cool idea too.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 01:17:56 AM
Meanwhile ill just laugh at the thought that someone thought it was a good idea to make a man skirt out of itchy wool and not wear it with some sort of underwear on the island of britain. And that all of his countrymen thought that was a cool idea too.
Not all wool is itchy. Also bear in mind, I am not wearing a traditional kilt.
Non traditional = sequins?
i think its a tactical kilt, right?
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
i think its a tactical kilt, right?
For killing ninjas and pirates.
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time. :p
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time. :p
I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|
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Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time. :p
I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|
Hey, I just use a rapier, now. I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear...
I'm gentle as a kitten. Honest.
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:03:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time. :p
I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|
Hey, I just use a rapier, now. I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear...
I'm gentle as a kitten. Honest.
It's the light blows that are the worse.
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 04:03:10 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 17, 2011, 03:55:26 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Neither of you are allowed within 20 feet of my dangly parts. :x
You're just not SERIOUS about having a good time. :p
I've been tagged there with and without a hard plastic cup with a variety of pokey weapons. It hurts. :|
Hey, I just use a rapier, now. I could do a lot more damage back when I was using a rattan spear...
I'm gentle as a kitten. Honest.
It's the light blows that are the worse.
Aw... I swear, I haven't dropped anybody off his feet with a cup shot with a rapier.
I have, however, found that having men THINK you're about to jab them in the junk DOES make them lower their guard, leaving their heads open...
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
i think its a tactical kilt, right?
Or a TUTU?
(Tactlessly Unfettered Testicles Underneath)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Rumckle: Came up with a better cabal name than I did.
Missed this the first time, I am honoured.
And now I'm going to be watching my back all the time.
Quote from: Rumckle on August 17, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Rumckle: Came up with a better cabal name than I did.
Missed this the first time, I am honoured.
And now I'm going to be watching my back all the time.
Okay.
Dok,
Will attack from the front, by surprise.
Luna: For turning this thread into SCA.
Coyote: For helping her.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna: For turning this thread into SCA.
Coyote: For helping her.
:oops:
I feel slightly guily in this.....
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna: For turning this thread into SCA.
Coyote: For helping her.
:oops:
I feel slightly guily in this.....
Right, then.
Khara: For assisting the above.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
Luna: For turning this thread into SCA.
Coyote: For helping her.
:oops:
I feel slightly guily in this.....
Right, then.
Khara: For assisting the above.
:lulz:
Does that mean you are going to start listening to my advice then????
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius: Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.
My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.
Wait a second...
It pisses you off that I leave for long periods of time..?
YOU LIKE ME!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!! :oops:
Surely you can hate me for something better than having the coolest job on earth. :lulz:
Wait...PRETENDING to be Italian!? WTF?
You've seen the size of my nose and ass in person. No one can fake this!
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 18, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
Surely you can hate me for something better than having the coolest job on earth. :lulz:
Reasons for inclusion on this list are not necessarily exclusive, if you catch my drift.
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 18, 2011, 07:05:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius: Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.
:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.
My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.
Wait a second...
It pisses you off that I leave for long periods of time..?
YOU LIKE ME!!! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!!! :oops:
If that doesn't make you feel all sick inside, it should.