A few types for your consideration:
The Fabric Softener Sheet She clings. Hauling her off makes a horrible crackling noise, and then you melt the damn doorknob with the static charge on the way out the door.
The Princess She is convinced that she is worthy of being served on, hand and foot. There is almost never any basis for this belief, other than her insistence that it is so. This loses its charm in approximately yesterday.
The Friend Every guy has met one of these. She hangs out, she talks to you (believe it or not, many of us value that), she listens. What she won't do is date you, and acts surprised when you bring it up, despite the fact that you've walked around with your dick nailed to your forehead for the last 3 months. Then women wonder why we go straight for the action. It's usually the only working strategy.
The Emotional Rollercoaster If you don't like the mood she's in, wait 10 minutes. When she's manic, EVERYTHING is funny, but when she's down, NOTHING YOU DO can be right. Then, when you finally tire of it and walk out the door, you're the fucking anti-Christ.
The Fatal Attraction She called this morning, she calls every morning, just to say hello and tell you she loves you. Trouble is, you broke up with her in 2003.
The Hyper-Liberated Woman She uses you the way you use women. Oh, the whore! She said I was the one!
The Sucker Guys talk, she listens. She also, unfortunately, believes them.
The Idiot Birth control? What's that? Oh, you had a vasectomy? Okay!
The Doormat She accommodates in all ways, puts her man ahead of her in all things, and then wonders why he leaves (PROTIP: Either he is a shit who was gonna leave anyway, or he's wondering where the girl he met went.).
The Drunk Baaaaahaaaaaa hurp hab anodder shawt! Haaa heeeee cough puke fuck got vomit in ma hair hey where ya goin?
The Perfect Woman No drama, a sense of humor, a sense of what the other person in the relationship wants (without being a doormat), doesn't put the man on a pedastle, and has stopped looking for the coolest kid in school (hopefully by age 30 or so), isn't already married. Guys, if you haven't met her yet, you will when you're 35.
More later.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM
A few types for your consideration:
The Fabric Softener Sheet She clings. Hauling her off makes a horrible crackling noise, and then you melt the damn doorknob with the static charge on the way out the door.
The Princess She is convinced that she is worthy of being served on, hand and foot. There is almost never any basis for this belief, other than her insistence that it is so. This loses its charm in approximately yesterday.
The Friend Every guy has met one of these. She hangs out, she talks to you (believe it or not, many of us value that), she listens. What she won't do is date you, and acts surprised when you bring it up, despite the fact that you've walked around with your dick nailed to your forehead for the last 3 months. Then women wonder why we go straight for the action. It's usually the only working strategy.
The Emotional Rollercoaster If you don't like the mood she's in, wait 10 minutes. When she's manic, EVERYTHING is funny, but when she's down, NOTHING YOU DO can be right. Then, when you finally tire of it and walk out the door, you're the fucking anti-Christ.
The Fatal Attraction She called this morning, she calls every morning, just to say hello and tell you she loves you. Trouble is, you broke up with her in 2003.
The Hyper-Liberated Woman She uses you the way you use women. Oh, the whore! She said I was the one!
The Sucker Guys talk, she listens. She also, unfortunately, believes them.
The Idiot Birth control? What's that? Oh, you had a vasectomy? Okay!
The Doormat She accommodates in all ways, puts her man ahead of her in all things, and then wonders why he leaves (PROTIP: Either he is a shit who was gonna leave anyway, or he's wondering where the girl he met went.).
The Drunk Baaaaahaaaaaa hurp hab anodder shawt! Haaa heeeee cough puke fuck got vomit in ma hair hey where ya goin?
The Perfect Woman No drama, a sense of humor, a sense of what the other person in the relationship wants (without being a doormat), doesn't put the man on a pedastle, and has stopped looking for the coolest kid in school (hopefully by age 30 or so), isn't already married. Guys, if you haven't met her yet, you will when you're 35.
More later.
Fuck yes. Dok wins another.
Funny thing: They say females mature faster than guys. This is utter shit. Most women take until their 30s to figure out that the things that made a boyfriend desirable in high school do not make them desirable 10 or 20 years later. In fact, the very things that indicate that a guy would make them happy place that guy firmly in the "friend" category. There's no cure for this shit except time and painful experience. You can see women like these a mile away because:
1. Their average relationship lasts less than a year. The first 95% of the relationship is one long litany about what a GREAT GUY he is. The last 5% is a never-ending list of bitches and gripes, when she finally figures out that he has feet of clay, no job, and no future.
2. They swear off men forever. Or until next Tuesday. Whichever comes first.
3. There's ALWAYS some HORRIBLE AND OBVIOUS reason that they should NOT be dating this guy. Bringing up that reason is like fucking with bigfoot. All you can do is stand back and try not to get any gore on you.
4. They actively attempt to sabotage the relationships or potential relationships of everyone around them, claiming that the SO or potential SO "doesn't measure up" for one reason or another. Sometimes they're fucking sneaky arse biscuits about it, too. One day, you're doing great with your new girl, the next she won't return your call. Seems your "friend" made a call to your girl and "warned" her. Girl talk, you know? Just trying to "prevent disaster". This translates out to "that relationship isn't about me, so it has to go."
Guys sometimes pretend they're still in high school, too. The 40 year old who tries to score with the 18 year old, for example. He thinks the guys around him admire him if he succeeds...But they don't. They're fucking embarrassed to know him, and they kinda smile while he brags, but they never get around to inviting him to the next guys' night out. You can spot these sad specimens by the following tells:
1. They drive a red Miata.
2. They dress like they're in senior year or, alternatively, like they're the BMOC in college.
3. Bad comb-over.
:mittens:
This is fucking genius. Should be required reading for everyone.
Hrmmm....
This makes me happy to be in a stable relationship and the the fact that Villager is perfectly matched for me personality wise.
The Friend hits a little close to home for past Twid. Especially when you hear from a male friend, "she thinks you're cute, but your personality is a bit too weird for her. And maybe you should cut you hair too."
Twid,
Happy with dating his bassist
Once again, Dok breaks it all down to make sense.
Thanks, Doktor!
:lulz: :mittens:
Humph. I married my best friend, best thing I have ever done.
She also get X1000 bonus points for being a good ol' girl.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:27:17 AM
In fact, the very things that indicate that a guy would make them happy place that guy firmly in the "friend" category. There's no cure for this shit except time and painful experience.
These two sentences are gold. "No, you're my best friend. I could /never ever/ think of you like that [despite the fact you are the most compatible person around for me and the idea of sexing you makes me secretly horny, which of course is suppressed in self deception]."
Seriously, best friends make the most compatible partners. Relationships fail because there's no bond outside of the fucking and hand holding.
One of the biggest regrets I have still is not dating my best friend in high school.
Sure, he calls me 11 years later drunk off his ass and looking for phone sex but... :kingmeh: What would it be like now if I had given him that shot? Granted, I was 17 and stupid, and it's not like I've made smart decisions about dating since then (actually, yes, I have, and those guys are still awesome and I'm still on awesome terms with all of them, they're still all in Florida.)
The friend thing is just so goddamn true. Sometimes the "good ones" you never seem to be able to find are the guys who are trying to get to know you better as a person before trying to get in your pants, ladies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM
A few types for your consideration:
The Drunk Baaaaahaaaaaa hurp hab anodder shawt! Haaa heeeee cough puke fuck got vomit in ma hair hey where ya goin?
:spittake:
Quote from: Laughin Jude on July 04, 2011, 04:04:14 AM
The friend thing is just so goddamn true. Sometimes the "good ones" you never seem to be able to find are the guys who are trying to get to know you better as a person before trying to get in your pants, ladies.
On the flip side, I've had a few guys pretend to want to be my friend only to dump me when I wasn't interested in having sex with them. That really hurt my feelings and made me more suspicious, in a way that still kind of stings to this day. I really liked them as people and believed they really liked me as a person, so when it turned out that wasn't the case it threw me for a loop, hard.
You can't just manufacture an attraction where there is none.
However, I will say that hasn't happened for many years, so my judgement and ability to sense when people are sincere has probably significantly improved since my 20's-early 30's.
:lulz: dok...i've dated most of them ...cept the drunk and a couple others. Ive met the perfect woman but i still cant admit it to myself..
The friend though, Im convinced, is merely just due to a fellow who can't seem to close. Sometimes she just waiting for that bold move. Any time I've "The Friend" was due to my inability to read her or a certain lack of effort on my own part
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 04, 2011, 04:35:03 AM
:lulz: doc...i've dated most of them ...cept the drunk and a couple others.
The drunk is a nightmare.
Lol my god i dont even want to imagine :lulz:
QuoteOn the flip side, I've had a few guys pretend to want to be my friend only to dump me when I wasn't interested in having sex with them. That really hurt my feelings and made me more suspicious, in a way that still kind of stings to this day. I really liked them as people and believed they really liked me as a person, so when it turned out that wasn't the case it threw me for a loop, hard.
You can't just manufacture an attraction where there is none.
Oh, that's just dirty pool. :x
And there's definitely room for platonic friends of the opposite sex (or same sex if that's your thing) whom you're just not attracted to that way. I'm a heterosexual guy, but a lot of my best friends over the course of my life have been girls, and believe it or not I haven't wanted to have sex with most of them (or well, not most of the time... hormones, you know). I really value having female friends and do my best not to fuck those friendships up.*
That said, speaking as a guy, there's something you see all the time with some (not all) women: the moment a guy becomes her friend, he's automatically off the table as far as anything else goes. It's kinda baffling. (And no, I am not going to espouse Ladder Theory.)
*For the record, I'm actually right now very slowly starting to date my female best friend... but it's one of those situations where our friendship has kind of evolved over the past few years (http://youtu.be/67Fb8XbpWMM), and though I've been pretty up-front about my feelings for her lately and she hasn't run away yet--and has even been kind of cautiously responsive to my advances--her latest ex was an emotionally/psychologically abusive fuck and she's trying to put her life back together after leaving him a couple months ago, so right now my major goal is being the friend she needs and helping her rebuild her shattered self-esteem more than anything else. She knows I care about her, and it's kind of one of those "I'm gonna be here when you're ready to try it again" kinds of things. But that's a whole other topic...
QuoteThe friend though, Im convinced, is merely just due to a fellow who can't seem to close. Sometimes she just waiting for that bold move. Any time I've "The Friend" was due to my inability to read her or a certain lack of effort on my own part
That does happen too. I've seen it. When I was a lot younger and didn't know what the fuck I was doing when it came to relationships, I did it. :lulz: Sometimes it's the man not having any balls, definitely. But that's not the only reason it happens; sometimes it really is the woman just not knowing a good man when one's sitting next to her.
Of course there are exceptions :) What I realized is that most women operate under a mindet of abundance. Guys have to contend with that an if the dude assumes his scarcity reality, he's doomed from the start. At that point he's probably demonstrated little value other than being "a good listener."
I'd put my ex's type type in there too, for the sake of completeness (even though she demonstrated many of those other undesirable qualities frequently).
Batshit crazy.
I'm not talking like the obsessed one already posted, but someone who is deeply disconnected from reality. She was also pretty hot, so... no, it totally wasn't worth it.
Anecdote just for the sake helping define the archetype:
She called me up out of the blue after years of not speaking (she had thrown me out in the street years before in the middle of the night, very far away from friends and family) and did the whole ex routine...
So I took a 4 hour roadtrip on the chance I'd get some pussy that would be easy. Got down there, to meet her huge boyfriend, who wasn't aware she was inviting me over to get rid of him. She'd left that tiny detail out and wondered why I was mad. I was also supposed to be throwing him out and he paid her bills... yeah...
Anyhow that's only 1 of several dozen crazy batshit insane stunts she pulled before I decided never again.
Thankfully now I have a really good woman that's awesome to me routinely. It was actually really weird at first for me having a functional relationship for the first time, but I totally got over that.
On the "friend" side, I have also more than once been the friend who fell in love, only to be rejected. I don't think it's because the guys were stupid or deluded, I think it's because you really just can't manufacture attraction on demand. I actually think that's a lot of what's going on with me and Mr. Language; I feel that way for him, and he might have wanted to feel that way for me but he just doesn't.
Sometimes the Nice Guy just doesn't want the girl.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
On the "friend" side, I have also more than once been the friend who fell in love, only to be rejected. I don't think it's because the guys were stupid or deluded, I think it's because you really just can't manufacture attraction on demand. I actually think that's a lot of what's going on with me and Mr. Language; I feel that way for him, and he might have wanted to feel that way for me but he just doesn't.
Sometimes the Nice Guy just doesn't want the girl.
Yep.
:sad:
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
On the "friend" side, I have also more than once been the friend who fell in love, only to be rejected. I don't think it's because the guys were stupid or deluded, I think it's because you really just can't manufacture attraction on demand. I actually think that's a lot of what's going on with me and Mr. Language; I feel that way for him, and he might have wanted to feel that way for me but he just doesn't.
Sometimes the Nice Guy just doesn't want the girl.
:|
As someone who might look like the Friend (pretty much everyone I've ever turned down has been a friend, but each time I had a legitimate reason), it could be that the Friend has reasons she's not sure how to articulate, so she uses an easy out. I don't have that problem, but other women might.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
I think it's because you women really just can't manufacture attraction on demand.
This is the core of that issue right there.
Women are like slow moving dials with their attraction, men are like light switches. That's a simplified generalization and if you pick it apart it doesn't make it less true.
Criteria for attraction is generally the same as well, but to different degrees.
For example, women tend to place less focus on physical aspects than men do. Not always the case, but that's the general current of the river.
Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
I think it's because you women really just can't manufacture attraction on demand.
This is the core of that issue right there.
Women are like slow moving dials with their attraction, men are like light switches. That's a simplified generalization and if you pick it apart it doesn't make it less true.
Criteria for attraction is generally the same as well, but to different degrees.
For example, women tend to place less focus on physical aspects than men do. Not always the case, but that's the general current of the river.
Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
No. No they aren't. They just think on different wavelengths.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
No. No they aren't. They just think on different wavelengths.
Correction then, Men are simple for men to understand, even if women have trouble understanding them.
This is however very different from women, who generally don't understand each other (women frequently have more male friends than female friends, true even for my lez friends) and are not generally understood by men either.
These are incredibly sweeping generalizations and refuse to hear that annecdotal evidence changes this. If anything a better argument would be to agree on a refined deffinition of man and women over simple differences in genitalia. More specifically in the case of Dope fiend,
what kind of man she's trying to attract. The first question being, does she even know what she's looking for. Having a goal in mind, even a loose one dramatically increases the chance for success (I find a lot of women try to skip this very important step, instead they assume they will just be attracted when they are supposed to be, and therein lies the problem).
Before you get too far, allow me to state that both Nigel and I have been dealing with some epic shit. Granted, her shit is shittier than my shit, but it's shit nonetheless.
It's not that we don't know what we're looking for, it just often presents itself in packages with other traits we DON'T want, and sometimes it's too late to realize it.
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
As long as you are reasonably attractive.... :lulz:
Classy!
There in lies my problem. I just simply do not suck good enough dick.
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
As long as you are reasonably attractive.... :lulz:
Classy!
I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).
1) don't fuck with his ego, don't. Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.
2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.
3) don't be a shit.
This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:13:48 PM
There in lies my problem. I just simply do not suck good enough dick.
It's hard finding a top quality dick these days. Don't feel bad.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
As long as you are reasonably attractive.... :lulz:
Classy!
I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).
1) don't fuck with his ego, don't. Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.
2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.
3) don't be a shit.
This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.
Oh my, you are going to be so much fun aren't you? :lulz:
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
Before you get too far, allow me to state that both Nigel and I have been dealing with some epic shit. Granted, her shit is shittier than my shit, but it's shit nonetheless.
It's not that we don't know what we're looking for, it just often presents itself in packages with other traits we DON'T want, and sometimes it's too late to realize it.
This is a good start, but it's not enough. I'm not quantifying your relationships either. Sometimes shit just can't be done ti fix busted relations, sometimes people are just bad for eachother, but like all things, if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
As long as you are reasonably attractive.... :lulz:
Classy!
I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).
1) don't fuck with his ego, don't. Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.
2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.
3) don't be a shit.
This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.
Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:18:22 PM
Oh my, you are going to be so much fun aren't you? :lulz:
It's my first day at camp. Be gentle with me, councilor
1: I will crush a man's ego when he deserves it. Or testicles. Or both.
2: Only if he does the same. I'm entitled to be just as shallow.
3: Now you're just overestimating primate behavior.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.
Do you have an argument to present, or are you just going to fling poo and pretend that's an argument?
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:21:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.
Do you have an argument to present, or are you just going to fling poo and pretend that's an argument?
Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
As long as you are reasonably attractive.... :lulz:
Classy!
I never said it was classy, but here is a specific formula to please a man (not saying all men deserve pleasing, just that it is formula).
1) don't fuck with his ego, don't. Men are more fragile than women here and won't admit it.
2) Arm jewelry in public, betty crocker in the home, porn whore in the bedroom.
3) don't be a shit.
This formula, if followed works pretty well most of the time.
:troll:
FTR: People who can't help shape, prune, squish my ego are not usually worth the time and effort any type of human relationship takes.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
1: I will crush a man's ego when he deserves it. Or testicles. Or both.
2: Only if he does the same. I'm entitled to be just as shallow.
3: Now you're just overestimating primate behavior.
Relationships are give and take Suu. You have to concede sometimes, and other times you have to stand firm. I won't lie, finding a good partner is hard, but if you flat out refuse to make those concessions, that may be a factor. Just saying.
And I don't have a nickel in your love life.
I failed at relationships for a long time and then got tired of it and studied the topic for years. Even then it took me a long time to get it right, and even then my relationship isn't 100% perfect, but no one's is.
You can fight the power all you want, and yes I'm totally for gender equality and gender boundaries being flexed and scattered, but if you discount the value of gender role right out of the gate, you're missing a vital step.
Start with the basics and then move to the advanced material :)
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:24:28 PM
Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.
This is a great argument. I concede to your genius. I'm sure I'll do great on your ignore list. I'll try not to lose sleep over it.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:24:28 PM
Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.
This is a great argument. I concede to your genius. I'm sure I'll do great on your ignore list. I'll try not to lose sleep over it.
And your argument seems to be that all men are sociopaths.
Nice.
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is
hard... (groan)
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)
Speak for yourself, asshole. Seriously.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:29:53 PM
And your argument seems to be that all men are sociopaths.
Nice.
I'm not trying to implicate that at all. Sexuality, however, does have a base primal impulse and that makes it easy to manipulate.
This is why sexual communication is done 99.9% with body language and the words are almost completely ineffective, unlike normal social communication, or dry scientific communication.
No no no. He's laying it down for us, Dok. Starting with the basics and maybe, just maybe, if we pay attention and study we'll get to the advanced part (which I'm hoping is a detailed analysis on giving pleasure to one's blowjob/cooking/arm jewelry machine).
I am RAPT.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)
Speak for yourself, asshole. Seriously.
Exceptions were granted from post 1. Annecdotal evidence is allowed to take precedence at any point the reader wishes.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:33:22 PM
I'm not trying to implicate that at all.
Yes, you fucking are. We
all "manufacture emotions"?
You're a fucking idiot. And maybe a bit of a psycho.
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)
Speak for yourself, asshole. Seriously.
Exceptions were granted from post 1. Annecdotal evidence is allowed to take precedence at any point the reader wishes.
Link to a peer-reviewed study or YOU are the fucking exception, you asshole.
FACT:
DF DOESN'T LIKE BJS
DF IS STILL A DOUCHEBAG
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)
Speak for yourself, asshole. Seriously.
I'd rather he not even do that, Dok. In my professional opinion, he needs to be put into a wine press.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
This is the question of the century. It's fucking bewildering.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
FACT:
DF DOESN'T LIKE BJS
DF IS STILL A DOUCHEBAG
Bullshit. Every man likes BJs. Fact. YYou just aren't good enough at sucking dick. It's you, not him. Men are simple. So it must be you.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.
Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.
That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
This is the question of the century. It's fucking bewildering.
Well women are complicated. When you're out all day working up a man sized appetite, they're at home watching television and wanting all the new appliances they keep coming out with. How's a guy supposed to keep up with that kind of demand?
It's like an outlandish version of Lies, here to tell us how men and women really behave!
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 09:38:22 PM
It's like an outlandish version of Lies, here to tell us how men and women really behave!
:lulz:
No more need for peer-reviewed journals or even introspection! Doctor LOVE is here to tell us that it's all about blowjobs and keeping the house clean!
:lulz:
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 09:38:22 PM
It's like an outlandish version of Lies, here to tell us how men and women really behave!
:lulz:
No more need for peer-reviewed journals or even introspection! Doctor LOVE is here to tell us that it's all about blowjobs and keeping the house clean!
:lulz:
Nope, it's just.
Suck dick. Be hot. Cook with plenty of lard and butter. Get man. It's that easy.
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
You can't stop. Yuo have officially become a sexmachine. The only way to stop is to kill them. Where do you think the term ladykiller came from?
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
AND THEN ALTY GOT SUCKED INTO THE PALIN CLAN, AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. :x
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 09:38:22 PM
It's like an outlandish version of Lies, here to tell us how men and women really behave!
:lulz:
No more need for peer-reviewed journals or even introspection! Doctor LOVE is here to tell us that it's all about blowjobs and keeping the house clean!
:lulz:
At least Lies delivery was not quite this condescending or blatantly sexist.
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
You've married too much and now you can't tell the difference! [/old meme]
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
AND THEN ALTY GOT SUCKED INTO THE PALIN CLAN, AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. :x
They are a picky bunch. They won't just take anybody. You have to make sure you're not too appealing and irresistible or they GET you. A dab will do you.
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:48:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
After using the AKK-Method For Improving Ladytime Superfun Experience Hour I am exhausted. The ladies just keep offering me pie and bjs. I have seventeen wives spread across the country that won't get off my shit and they're all 11's yeah that's right uh-huh aww yeah.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP, AKK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO STOP!
AND THEN ALTY GOT SUCKED INTO THE PALIN CLAN, AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. :x
They are a picky bunch. They won't just take anybody. You have to make sure you're not too appealing and irresistible or they GET you. A dab will do you.
Alty: The Granola Cereal of Alaska.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.
Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.
That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.
to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at. You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective. I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted. It was just a concession on your part.
If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.
The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance. If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call. I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.
The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick. That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it. To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction. Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.
Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.
What if he was scared of having a successful relationship? Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week. You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.
Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:49:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.
Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.
That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.
to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at. You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective. I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted. It was just a concession on your part.
If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.
The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance. If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call. I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.
The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick. That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it. To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction. Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.
Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.
What if he was scared of having a successful relationship? Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week. You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.
Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.
LINK TO A PEER-REVIEWED STUDY ON SUCKING DICK AND COOKING WITH BUTTER.
NOW.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:35:36 PM
Link to a peer-reviewed study or YOU are the fucking exception, you asshole.
I will except this, but also propose the same challenge and conclusion to you as well.
This is because the task is not a reliable study. Love and attraction is complex and intangible. Studies on it yield grey, convoluted results. I have stated my statements were broad sweeping generalizations. That's all the disclaimer you should need. You can write it off if you want, your choice.
JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK! IT'S ALL SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, NOW! 10,000 YEARS OF PEOPLE WONDERING HOW THE OTHER HALF TICKS, AND HOW TO ATTRACT THE PERFECT MATE, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO COOKING WITH BUTTER WHILE GIVING BLOWJOBS! WELL, HOT DAMN AND HOLY CHRISTMAS, I'M OFF TO MARRY COURTNEY LOVE! SHE'S SUCKED MORE DICK THAN BARNEY FRANK! IF I CAN GET BARBARA STREISAND TO GIVE HER COOKING LESSONS, I AM FUCKING SET FOR LIFE.
THANK YOU, AKK!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
This is the question of the century. It's fucking bewildering.
Might wanna fact check that.
Let me help:
We've been together a year and a half and are happy together and have plans to continue to share our lives together.
IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:52:17 PM
I will except this, but also propose the same challenge and conclusion to you as well.
You posted the fucking assertion, YOU back it up. Them's the rules, like it or not.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?
The rest of this BOARD is not worth reading, as AKK has fucked it up with his very presence.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:54:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
This is the question of the century. It's fucking bewildering.
Might wanna fact check that.
Let me help:
We've been together a year and a half and are happy together and have plans to continue to share our lives together.
Is she inflatable, or has she had a lobotomy?
One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:54:10 PM
JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK! IT'S ALL SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, NOW! 10,000 YEARS OF PEOPLE WONDERING HOW THE OTHER HALF TICKS, AND HOW TO ATTRACT THE PERFECT MATE, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO COOKING WITH BUTTER WHILE GIVING BLOWJOBS! WELL, HOT DAMN AND HOLY CHRISTMAS, I'M OFF TO MARRY COURTNEY LOVE! SHE'S SUCKED MORE DICK THAN BARNEY FRANK! IF I CAN GET BARBARA STREISAND TO GIVE HER COOKING LESSONS, I AM FUCKING SET FOR LIFE.
THANK YOU, AKK!
You're welcome.
:lulz:
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE KNEES ARE FOR! UNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:57:26 PM
One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.
No ego crushing, and plenty of dick sucking. And she's hotter than the stove she uses to cook muthafuggin butter.
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:57:26 PM
One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.
I approve.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:59:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:57:26 PM
One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.
No ego crushing, and plenty of dick sucking. And she's hotter than the stove she uses to cook muthafuggin butter.
Natch. Otherwise how would the attraction have started in the first place. Every beginning is hard, but the maintainence. Jesus you'd think they'd LISTEN TO YOU.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 10:00:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 09:57:26 PM
One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.
I approve.
Yeah, no shit. That's why I said:
:troll:
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
blargh.
Get hyperbolic if you prefer, but I've stated my case and just been met with insults rather than cogent argument. I said it was opinion and generalized from the beginning.
I don't think of women as objects, or men as masters though :/
I would continue here, but it seems you've thoroughly dug in your heels, so that's cool.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 05, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.
Yes, I was totally trolling for Suu's attention :roll:
Pardon me while I reread the thread and fap.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 05, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.
You're too kind.
....Wanna blowjob?
ALWAYS WITH THE SILLY QUESTIONS! DAMN YUO WOMAN!
Quote from: Alty on July 05, 2011, 10:19:36 PM
ALWAYS WITH THE SILLY QUESTIONS! DAMN YUO WOMAN!
I WASN'T ASKING YOU. I WAS ASKING TI!
And then AKK was a goner.
BUT I AM SO ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 10:27:53 PM
BUT I AM SO ENLIGHTENED!!!!!!
I KNOW!!! NOW I CAN GETS TEH MENZ! I NEED AKK TO TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO GET TEH WIMMINZ NAO!
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 05, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.
You're too kind.
....Wanna blowjob?
Right now I would probably spew on you with some kind of thick greenish yellow goo that i keep coughing up. Then I would pass our from this dayquil, which I think has made me drunk.
Plus I'm more of a massage kind of guy, which might sound weird to everyone who has never had a really good rub down.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 05, 2011, 10:30:28 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 05, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Oh, I get it.
My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.
Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.
Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.
You're too kind.
....Wanna blowjob?
Right now I would probably spew on you with some kind of thick greenish yellow goo that i keep coughing up. Then I would pass our from this dayquil, which I think has made me drunk.
Plus I'm more of a massage kind of guy, which might sound weird to everyone who has never had a really good rub down.
Well, when you're NOT dying and ever decide to cross the border, lemme know. K? K. <3
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 10:26:56 PM
And then AKK was a goner.
And nothing of value was lost.
Science was achieved maybe, but probably not the kind of science that is going to win Nobel Prizes. More like what the Soviets did with stitching dog heads onto other dogs bodies.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:49:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.
Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.
That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.
to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at. You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective. I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted. It was just a concession on your part.
If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.
The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance. If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call. I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.
The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick. That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it. To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction. Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.
Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.
What if he was scared of having a successful relationship? Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week. You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.
Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.
You're not even making sense.
So, good friend and I have been good friends for, say, four years. We spend a lot of time together and I'm totally attracted to him. One night while we're hanging out I try to kiss him, and he says "I'm sorry Nigel, I love you but I just don't have those feelings you".
And then I'm supposed to give him a beer and suck his dick? :? How does that work in your world?
I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality, it's no concession on my part. But he said no. He said he's not interested in me in that way. Your harebrained theory dies before it begins.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 10:36:06 PM
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Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.
This is quite possible. The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is. I probably shouldn't go down this road though. I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.
Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.
Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.
That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.
to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at. You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective. I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted. It was just a concession on your part.
If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.
The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance. If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call. I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.
The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick. That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it. To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction. Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.
Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.
What if he was scared of having a successful relationship? Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week. You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.
Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.
You're not even making sense.
So, good friend and I have been good friends for, say, four years. We spend a lot of time together and I'm totally attracted to him. One night while we're hanging out I try to kiss him, and he says "I'm sorry Nigel, I love you but I just don't have those feelings you".
And then I'm supposed to give him a beer and suck his dick? :? How does that work in your world?
I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality, it's no concession on my part. But he said no. He said he's not interested in me in that way. Your harebrained theory dies before it begins.
YES!
Because:
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:49:45 PMsomeone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.
His lips say no, but his eyes say yes.
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 05, 2011, 10:42:11 PM
His lips say no, but his eyes say yes.
:lulz:
At least that is what you could tell the court
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Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
Wow. And I thought I could get on man-hating rants. That's actually much more insulting to the entire male gender than pretty much ANYTHING I've posted.
whoaaa what a douchefest akk is :eek:
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:22:48 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
Wow. And I thought I could get on man-hating rants. That's actually much more insulting to the entire male gender than pretty much ANYTHING I've posted.
Yeah. It really really is. Enough so that it kind of turned my stomach.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?
It "manufactures" attraction. DUH
:lulz:
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to? :?
I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).
If it works out after that, that's a whole different story. That really depends on compatibility. If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.
Men are pretty simple creatures. Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.
There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY". Children are not capable of having adult relationships. Same applies for the woman though. If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.
So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?
Yes. Because men are simple. It's impossible to sexually assault a man. They all just want to have their dicks sucked all the time. True fact.
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
And now you know.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 11:51:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
And now you know.
Never give anyone a fair shot, especially AKK?
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 10:32:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 10:26:56 PM
And then AKK was a goner.
And nothing of value was lost.
Science was achieved maybe, but probably not the kind of science that is going to win Nobel Prizes. More like what the Soviets did with stitching dog heads onto other dogs bodies.
It was better than not enough, but it was definitely too much.
We Doktors know a lost cause when we see one.
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.
Not this time. I banned him.
If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.
He an Yatto are now over on Friendbuster, talking about what bad people we are, and trying to raise a troll army. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.
Not this time. I banned him.
If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.
For the record, I would like to know what got him banned. I mean what did AKK do aside from general douchebaggery?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 01:42:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.
Not this time. I banned him.
If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.
For the record, I would like to know what got him banned. I mean what did AKK do aside from general douchebaggery?
For the record, I refer you to ECH. (It was my call, and he's the appeal)
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...
Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?
Not cool.
I wasn't around either when he was here before.
Can anyone say whether he was trolling, or was that a glimpse how his mind actually works?
There's no real difference.
If Luke has a "really real" persona beneath his AKK mask, it's never been sighted online. Therefore, for all intensive porpoises, it doesn't exist.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:34:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:35:21 AM
I think it's because you women really just can't manufacture attraction on demand.
This is the core of that issue right there.
Women are like slow moving dials with their attraction, men are like light switches. That's a simplified generalization and if you pick it apart it doesn't make it less true.
Criteria for attraction is generally the same as well, but to different degrees.
For example, women tend to place less focus on physical aspects than men do. Not always the case, but that's the general current of the river.
Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
When people try to quantify men and women as discrete and mutually exclusive categories, I'm pretty much guaranteed that anything they say regarding this argument will be bullshit.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 06, 2011, 04:39:44 AM
When people try to quantify men and women as discrete and mutually exclusive categories, I'm pretty much guaranteed that anything they say regarding this argument will be bullshit.
Yes, this. A million times over.
Once upon a time a man found a bottle and when he opened it out popped a djinn. The man's eyes went wide and he asked, "Do i get my 3 wishes?" "Uh, no." Said the djinn. "I'm just a bottle djinn, not a lamp djinn, so you only get one wish!" The man thought for a moment and asked "Can I get a bridge built from California to Hawaii? I like to visit my brother, but hate to fly." The djinn was shocked. "That's a lot of work asshole! It would take me years! Pick something else.. anything. The man said, "Well Ok. I'd like to truly understand women!" The djinn slumped and asked "Will that be a one lane bridge or a two lane bridge?"
To me it seems like any other building project. All the work in the world can't fix a relationship if the raw material isn't there or is bad.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 01:33:53 AM
He an Yatto are now over on Friendbuster, talking about what bad people we are, and trying to raise a troll army. :lulz:
That group is full of creepy harassers. Yatto added me: I left it.
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 09:38:22 PM
It's like an outlandish version of Lies, here to tell us how men and women really behave!
:lulz:
No more need for peer-reviewed journals or even introspection! Doctor LOVE is here to tell us that it's all about blowjobs and keeping the house clean!
:lulz:
At least Lies delivery was not quite this condescending or blatantly sexist.
It's less painful, though. With Lies I keep hoping he gets a clue at some point and stops embarrassing himself. With AKK I just giggle and enjoy the hatefest :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?
The rest of this BOARD is not worth reading, as AKK has fucked it up with his very presence.
I dunno. This is just my observation, but I think everyone saw AKK arrive back on the scene and then
wanted to be pissed off by him. I mean, posters with zero experience and only the stuff they've heard from us old timers were starting at angry with him, before he hardly said much. Now, yeah, he obviously was doing some trolling in this thread, but, if he has disrupted this board in any way, in my opinion, people wanted it to be disrupted. I've been reading most of the threads he's posted in and I think he's been much more even keel than he was before.
I mean, I really don't see how he's that much different than someone like Lies, some guy with an alpha-male personality that wants attention.
But, just curious, what did he do to get banned?
Back to the OP, this is the theme song of The Friend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglbF-I28rQ
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
the shoulder you've been cryin on
nice guys finish last
no one knows as good as me
we're just good friends
and you come to me for sympathy
you tell me that i'm not your type
still you call me late at night
everytime he picks a fight
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
the shoulder you've been cryin on
he's a total dick
that's the truth and you know i'm right
from everything you say
theres no way he'll ever do you right
you love a man who treats you wrong
you think you'll change him
but you're wrong
he'll use you he'll say so long
after all he's said and all he's done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
the shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one who wants you more than anything
you don't feel the same way you made it clear to me
but i'll stand my ground and maybe
you'll hear what i've been sayin
after all i've said and all i've done
i'm the one
i've been here for you all along
i'm the one
the shoulder you've been cryin on
i'm the one
I dealt with the friend thing a couple of times, until I got to the point where if I was friends with a girl, and no chemistry was evident within a month, I permanently filed them in the friend catagory, and moved on. Less angst that way.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 06, 2011, 04:39:44 AM
When people try to quantify men and women as discrete and mutually exclusive categories, I'm pretty much guaranteed that anything they say regarding this argument will be bullshit.
:mittens:
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 01:33:53 AM
He an Yatto are now over on Friendbuster, talking about what bad people we are, and trying to raise a troll army. :lulz:
That group is full of creepy harassers. Yatto added me: I left it.
Yatto was mad that I was there. He called it "his hood". After dumping on him a bit, I left and blocked him.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
I dealt with the friend thing a couple of times, until I got to the point where if I was friends with a girl, and no chemistry was evident within a month, I permanently filed them in the friend catagory, and moved on. Less angst that way.
Not me... I've had male friends who I carried a crush for, for years, sometimes. Once in awhile, they caught on, and we either gave it a shot (some worked out great, one or two fell flat and we went back to being friends), or we decided to let things lie. I've only had one explode, and that one was my own damn fault for being willing to give things a shot on 100% his terms.
If I could measure the sexual tension between Travisses and myself, we'd both be millionaires. Fortunately, we worked through it. Unfortunately, it partly cost me my marriage and a lot of damage control in our social circles. We're STILL dealing with residual shit.
I found a letter from Herbert the other day regarding it that basically flipped back on my switch of pure hate for him for a few seconds. It was absolutely toxic, and I wanted to walk over to the Monastery and shoot him for existing. Then I calmed down and remembered it was long over.
As for Dartmouth Fett, I can't figure out if he still wants to maintain communication so that we're still friends, so he can keep me on the hook, or to save his reputation. I don't understand it and it's frustrating me. Personally, I don't think he understands it either, and that I broke his brain last week when he got his b-day doodle. Either way, if he shows up this weekend, and we do end up going to Hartford for the day, I know I'll have at least an hour to get into his head...maybe two, if I don't get stranded in CT from pissing him off. (I may need some people on call.) If he wants to play nice, fine, I'm down with playing nice, especially since we have a lot of mutual friends, but I want answers, and I will get the answers I need through whatever means necessary. I mean, the guy WANTS to drive the hour and a half to see me. If he was through with me, he wouldn't waste the gas. Hence, my confuzzlement.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
If I could measure the sexual tension between Travisses and myself, we'd both be millionaires. Fortunately, we worked through it. Unfortunately, it partly cost me my marriage and a lot of damage control in our social circles. We're STILL dealing with residual shit.
I found a letter from Herbert the other day regarding it that basically flipped back on my switch of pure hate for him for a few seconds. It was absolutely toxic, and I wanted to walk over to the Monastery and shoot him for existing. Then I calmed down and remembered it was long over.
As for Dartmouth Fett, I can't figure out if he still wants to maintain communication so that we're still friends, so he can keep me on the hook, or to save his reputation. I don't understand it and it's frustrating me. Personally, I don't think he understands it either, and that I broke his brain last week when he got his b-day doodle. Either way, if he shows up this weekend, and we do end up going to Hartford for the day, I know I'll have at least an hour to get into his head...maybe two, if I don't get stranded in CT from pissing him off. (I may need some people on call.) If he wants to play nice, fine, I'm down with playing nice, especially since we have a lot of mutual friends, but I want answers, and I will get the answers I need through whatever means necessary. I mean, the guy WANTS to drive the hour and a half to see me. If he was through with me, he wouldn't waste the gas. Hence, my confuzzlement.
Why do you want anything at all to do with this guy? Please do not convince yourself he will not do the same thing again. It doesn't matter if he is through with you,
you need to be done with him. DONE. No more. Put him on the dead list. Move on, the pastures are greener where the fuckers aren't cheating.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
As for Dartmouth Fett, I can't figure out if he still wants to maintain communication so that we're still friends, so he can keep me on the hook, or to save his reputation. I don't understand it and it's frustrating me. Personally, I don't think he understands it either, and that I broke his brain last week when he got his b-day doodle. Either way, if he shows up this weekend, and we do end up going to Hartford for the day, I know I'll have at least an hour to get into his head...maybe two, if I don't get stranded in CT from pissing him off. (I may need some people on call.) If he wants to play nice, fine, I'm down with playing nice, especially since we have a lot of mutual friends, but I want answers, and I will get the answers I need through whatever means necessary. I mean, the guy WANTS to drive the hour and a half to see me. If he was through with me, he wouldn't waste the gas. Hence, my confuzzlement.
Suu: Step back and read this from a fresh perspective.
I think my brain is too muddied still by it. I'll look after work when the thought is still not in my brain.
TBH, I don't think he's going to show. I told him that I gave the pass away, and that he shouldn't bother, but he was still pushing that he wanted to see me. He's in for a ration of shit on Saturday because of this, and I won't be there to even be a catalyst.
Long story short, I told him I'd "think about it", but the answer is ultimately going to be no, unless I lose my will, and if that happens, someone fucking shoot me.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
I think my brain is too muddied still by it.
The fact that you are even considering being in the same state as this yahoo confirms the above.
...It's New England. It's practically the same damn fucking state.
I dunno, I'm going to call you later after work. I need to sort out my fucking head. Big time. Time for some Dok Howl head-shrinkin'.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
...It's New England. It's practically the same damn fucking state.
I dunno, I'm going to call you later after work. I need to sort out my fucking head. Big time. Time for some Dok Howl head-shrinkin'.
Okay. I'm available from 2:10PM til 7 PM real time (it's 10:30 now). Not sure what that is in RI time.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:34:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
...It's New England. It's practically the same damn fucking state.
I dunno, I'm going to call you later after work. I need to sort out my fucking head. Big time. Time for some Dok Howl head-shrinkin'.
Okay. I'm available from 2:10PM til 7 PM real time (it's 10:30 now). Not sure what that is in RI time.
Add three.
You weirdos don't DST.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:35:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:34:04 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:28:05 PM
...It's New England. It's practically the same damn fucking state.
I dunno, I'm going to call you later after work. I need to sort out my fucking head. Big time. Time for some Dok Howl head-shrinkin'.
Okay. I'm available from 2:10PM til 7 PM real time (it's 10:30 now). Not sure what that is in RI time.
Add three.
You weirdos don't DST.
It's the work of the devil.
No. Seriously. This is what I have to live around.
I'm no fan of changing the clocks twice a year, but I'd hardly call it the work of Lucifer himself. I should really have a word with some people when I finally get to Tucson.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
I'm no fan of changing the clocks twice a year, but I'd hardly call it the work of Lucifer himself. I should really have a word with some people when I finally get to Tucson.
You'll have to drive an hour and a half to the North to reach the people responsible.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
I'm no fan of changing the clocks twice a year, but I'd hardly call it the work of Lucifer himself. I should really have a word with some people when I finally get to Tucson.
You'll have to drive an hour and a half to the North to reach the people responsible.
Oh my brain, when I read what Suu had said then what you wrtoe Dok, my first thought was damn, Suu loves awfully close to heaven....
Nevermind, my brain is on a tangent..... :oops:
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2011, 07:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
I'm no fan of changing the clocks twice a year, but I'd hardly call it the work of Lucifer himself. I should really have a word with some people when I finally get to Tucson.
You'll have to drive an hour and a half to the North to reach the people responsible.
Oh my brain, when I read what Suu had said then what you wrtoe Dok, my first thought was damn, Suu loves awfully close to heaven....
Nevermind, my brain is on a tangent..... :oops:
"God's divine Providence."
Also Dok, Deirdre is coming over tomorrow with a box of wine and a sledgehammer. She says she's going to, "Fix my problem."
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
Also Dok, Deirdre is coming over tomorrow with a box of wine and a sledgehammer. She says she's going to, "Fix my problem."
YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO HER. I HAVE MET HER, AND SHE IS WISE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
Also Dok, Deirdre is coming over tomorrow with a box of wine and a sledgehammer. She says she's going to, "Fix my problem."
YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO HER. I HAVE MET HER, AND SHE IS WISE.
Her boything just pulled a similar stunt. We've decided that it was for the betterment of Providence as a whole that we do this safely in the confines of my home rather than at Muldowney's. If we hit the street on an anti-douchebag rampage fueled by 3 pitchers of PBR wearing our steel-toed Doc Martens, things could get messy.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:13:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
Also Dok, Deirdre is coming over tomorrow with a box of wine and a sledgehammer. She says she's going to, "Fix my problem."
YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO HER. I HAVE MET HER, AND SHE IS WISE.
Her boything just pulled a similar stunt. We've decided that it was for the betterment of Providence as a whole that we do this safely in the confines of my home rather than at Muldowney's. If we hit the street on an anti-douchebag rampage fueled by 3 pitchers of PBR wearing our steel-toed Doc Martens, things could get messy.
Well, now. Hold on. Messy doesn't necessarily equate to bad....
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:13:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
Also Dok, Deirdre is coming over tomorrow with a box of wine and a sledgehammer. She says she's going to, "Fix my problem."
YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO HER. I HAVE MET HER, AND SHE IS WISE.
Her boything just pulled a similar stunt. We've decided that it was for the betterment of Providence as a whole that we do this safely in the confines of my home rather than at Muldowney's. If we hit the street on an anti-douchebag rampage fueled by 3 pitchers of PBR wearing our steel-toed Doc Martens, things could get messy.
Well, now. Hold on. Messy doesn't necessarily equate to bad....
It might if you're on the local "close enough to call for bail" crew.
Deirdre and I were the two older (as in, we weren't 20) angry Irish experienced servers/tenders at the local English pub on the Ivy League campus. Our rampages last summer were spectacular.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 07:33:05 PM
Deirdre and I were the two older (as in, we weren't 20) angry Irish experienced servers/tenders at the local English pub on the Ivy League campus. Our rampages last summer were spectacular.
Awesome. :lulz:
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I agree, which is why I said what I did. You will have to be very very firm with him and word it in a way that brokes no questioning. Otherwise you'll be hit with all the "what did I do wrong?" or "can't we be friends" bullshit.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
But I am the Nice Guy :argh!: That is why I built a shrine to every women who didn't love me back like she should have. Sadly, they all became memorials after they ran away and no one could find them. :cry:
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I can see that being the case a good chunk of the time. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I can see that being the case a good chunk of the time. :lol:
I know a certain someone who is a self-proclaimed "Nice Guy who finishes last and then gets shit on."
:lulz: WHAT WAS I THINKING.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
But I am the Nice Guy :argh!: That is why I built a shrine to every women who didn't love me back like she should have. Sadly, they all became memorials after they ran away and no one could find them. :cry:
:spit:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 06, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I can see that being the case a good chunk of the time. :lol:
I know a certain someone who is a self-proclaimed "Nice Guy who finishes last and then gets shit on."
:lulz: WHAT WAS I THINKING.
:lol:
You and Nigel, as always, have a point. But I am by no means agreeing that this is
always the case. The real nice guys can be spotted by the fact that they are happily married and content with what they eventually found.
Bruce, on the other hand, will NEVER be happy, because he got stuck at age 12. I can see how spending your entire life in puberty-driven angst would make anyone miserable.
But yeah, he is the prime example of the flaw in the catagory as proposed by me. :lol:
Nigel's case is probably very similar, but I don't know the guy, so it doesn't resonate with me in the same way.
Thing about Bruce is (for those of you fortunate enough to never have known him), he's most emphatically NOT a nice guy. His entire outlook on others can be summarized as "What can YOU do for Bruce?" He also tends to treat people who become in ANY way dependent on him as a piece of the furniture at best, and an emotional punching bag at worst.
Plus he drives a Camaro, wears Trip pants at 36 (?), and has a mullet.
Nuff said.
I am every single person on Suu's list in the Bar thread. Often with various simultaneous combinations, although some haven't shown their head in years.
Verily, I contain multitudes.
I was under the impression that most humans are like this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:09:31 PM
Thing about Bruce is (for those of you fortunate enough to never have known him), he's most emphatically NOT a nice guy. His entire outlook on others can be summarized as "What can YOU do for Bruce?" He also tends to treat people who become in ANY way dependent on him as a piece of the furniture at best, and an emotional punching bag at worst.
Plus he drives a Camaro, wears Trip's pants at 36 (?), and has a mullet.
Nuff said.
How'd he get the Dutchman's pants?
Quote from: Risus on July 06, 2011, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:09:31 PM
Thing about Bruce is (for those of you fortunate enough to never have known him), he's most emphatically NOT a nice guy. His entire outlook on others can be summarized as "What can YOU do for Bruce?" He also tends to treat people who become in ANY way dependent on him as a piece of the furniture at best, and an emotional punching bag at worst.
Plus he drives a Camaro, wears Trip's pants at 36 (?), and has a mullet.
Nuff said.
How'd he get the Dutchman's pants?
Belgians don't wear pance.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I am every single person on Suu's list in the Bar thread. Often with various simultaneous combinations, although some haven't shown their head in years.
Verily, I contain multitudes.
I was under the impression that most humans are like this.
I think this has to do with the type of people you are around, different combinations of personalities. There are people who view me in so many different ways that I have given up trying to live up to any of those expectations. People say, you're such a nice guy. Uh huh. People say, you're an unbelievable asshole. Yeah, sure. The important thing is not to depend on one outside view of yourself vs another.
You have to keep on keeping on until you find people with whom your mutual perspectives sync in a healthy manner. Or something. Right? Right.
For what it's worth, I place myself in the "Braying jackass that's hard to get along with for any length of time" catagory.
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2011, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I agree, which is why I said what I did. You will have to be very very firm with him and word it in a way that brokes no questioning. Otherwise you'll be hit with all the "what did I do wrong?" or "can't we be friends" bullshit.
Oh I was. :lulz: See the bar thread.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
But I am the Nice Guy :argh!: That is why I built a shrine to every women who didn't love me back like she should have. Sadly, they all became memorials after they ran away and no one could find them. :cry:
:lulz:
Truth, Alty.
I know I do it. Who I am can depend a great deal on who I am around. Been working on that, to find out what is ME and how much of "me" is what got built by the NYEX.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 06, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
I am going to mention that I would bet each of you guys a million bucks that my stalky creeper date from Saturday thinks of himself as "The Nice Guy" who always ends up being "The Friend" and can't understand why no one will date him even though he's "honest and open about his feelings".
EVERY SINGLE GUY I've ever met who is a creepy obsessive stalker/rapist type, and every misogynist, has at some point pulled out the put-upon "Nice Guy" routine, and that's why I don't trust it any closer than firing distance. It is absolutely nothing but an excuse to blame women for their problems. They'll have female friends for a while, and then they'll psycho-obsess on them, and then the female friend will run away, and it gets remanufactured into the sob story about how women won't date "The Friend" even though it would have been the most bestest awesome perfect dream come true ever. Because unlike the bad boys she dates, he would have been good to her, my precious.
I can see that being the case a good chunk of the time. :lol:
I know a certain someone who is a self-proclaimed "Nice Guy who finishes last and then gets shit on."
:lulz: WHAT WAS I THINKING.
:lol:
You and Nigel, as always, have a point. But I am by no means agreeing that this is always the case. The real nice guys can be spotted by the fact that they are happily married and content with what they eventually found.
Bruce, on the other hand, will NEVER be happy, because he got stuck at age 12. I can see how spending your entire life in puberty-driven angst would make anyone miserable.
But yeah, he is the prime example of the flaw in the catagory as proposed by me. :lol:
Nigel's case is probably very similar, but I don't know the guy, so it doesn't resonate with me in the same way.
Yep. I know a shit-ton of very really for real nice guys, and they tend not to stay single long. Plus usually there's a queue of women just waiting to snatch them up should the lucky lass they're with be drowned in a kayaking accident.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Yep. I know a shit-ton of very really for real nice guys, and they tend not to stay single long. Plus usually there's a queue of women just waiting to snatch them up should the lucky lass they're with be drowned in a kayaking accident.
Yeah, we have those kayaking accidents here, too. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
For what it's worth, I place myself in the "Braying jackass that's hard to get along with for any length of time" catagory.
I'm in the "Crazy in subtle ways that will eventually destroy your soul" category.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Yep. I know a shit-ton of very really for real nice guys, and they tend not to stay single long. Plus usually there's a queue of women just waiting to snatch them up should the lucky lass they're with be drowned in a kayaking accident.
Yeah, we have those kayaking accidents here, too. :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'm gonna give an example of the unattached nice guy: Richter.
100% gentleman, witty, nice, has your back, can carry on a conversation.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
For what it's worth, I place myself in the "Braying jackass that's hard to get along with for any length of time" catagory.
I'm in the "Crazy in subtle ways that will eventually destroy your soul" category.
Except for the subtle part. :lulz:
Tucson hasn't been the same since you were here...It acts like a dawg that's been beat too much, now. I'm all like "WHERE'S THE WEIRD?", and Tucson's like "shhhhhhh! don't make any noise!"
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:56:38 PM
I'm gonna give an example of the unattached nice guy: Richter.
100% gentleman, witty, nice, has your back, can carry on a conversation.
I bet he's also selective, not desperate, not whiny, and periodically has to gently fend off women he's not interested in because he's waiting for the right one.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
For what it's worth, I place myself in the "Braying jackass that's hard to get along with for any length of time" catagory.
I'm in the "Crazy in subtle ways that will eventually destroy your soul" category.
Except for the subtle part. :lulz:
Tucson hasn't been the same since you were here...It acts like a dawg that's been beat too much, now. I'm all like "WHERE'S THE WEIRD?", and Tucson's like "shhhhhhh! don't make any noise!"
:lulz: OK, you got me there.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Yep. I know a shit-ton of very really for real nice guys, and they tend not to stay single long. Plus usually there's a queue of women just waiting to snatch them up should the lucky lass they're with be drowned in a kayaking accident.
Yeah, we have those kayaking accidents here, too. :lulz:
I think I need to go to a different lake..... :lulz:
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:00:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
For what it's worth, I place myself in the "Braying jackass that's hard to get along with for any length of time" catagory.
I'm in the "Crazy in subtle ways that will eventually destroy your soul" category.
Except for the subtle part. :lulz:
Tucson hasn't been the same since you were here...It acts like a dawg that's been beat too much, now. I'm all like "WHERE'S THE WEIRD?", and Tucson's like "shhhhhhh! don't make any noise!"
:lulz: OK, you got me there.
Plus, there's the cracked concrete and burned brick at the Meatrack. They mop and they mop and the bloodstains always come back.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 08:56:38 PM
I'm gonna give an example of the unattached nice guy: Richter.
100% gentleman, witty, nice, has your back, can carry on a conversation.
I bet he's also selective, not desperate, not whiny, and periodically has to gently fend off women he's not interested in because he's waiting for the right one.
Well, there's that, and the fact that he's usually bristling with medieval weaponry.
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that. :wink:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that. :wink:
:spittake:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that. :wink:
:lulz:
Phox,
Me too.
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
normal people suck
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that. :wink:
Damn straight
Hell I would fuck myself for that
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 06, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!
IM SOMETIMES NICE... THOUGH CLUELESS
BUT I OWN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE EVER, WHICH TRUMPS EVERY ONE OF MY UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES.
For what it's worth, I would fuck you for that. :wink:
Damn straight
Hell I would fuck myself for that
I'd fuck you too! But only during Geedorah movies.
:lulz:
I have standards. And that standard is a 3-headed hydra.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 10:08:45 PM
I have standards. And that standard is a 3-headed hydra.
:lulz:
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 05, 2011, 09:36:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?
Also this isn't true. I said that was a good way to help attract a man. I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.
Here's a fun fact: Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)
Speak for yourself, asshole. Seriously.
I'd rather he not even do that, Dok. In my professional opinion, he needs to be put into a wine press down like a rabid dog.
Fixed
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
You mean pretending to be a Jedi Knight doesn't indicate my obvious manilness and maturity?
Coyote, still loves the cosplayers and recreationalists.
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
You mean pretending to be a Jedi Knight doesn't indicate my obvious manilness and maturity?
Coyote, still loves the cosplayers and recreationalists.
Only if you actually know what to do with your sabers...
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
Guess I better give that up to start hanging out at bars and clubs.
Also, I just got a few calls from a NH number I didn't know, so I didn't answer the first couple. They came rapid fire and didn't leave a message. So, I answered the last one.
Heard a girl gasp, and hang up.
*sings*
Somebody's in trouuuuuuuble....
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 11:35:28 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
Guess I better give that up to start hanging out at bars and clubs.
you and me both
But I can't stand bars and really can't stand clubs
So I cause Im screwed
:)
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 11:35:28 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
Guess I better give that up to start hanging out at bars and clubs.
Only if it's more important to you to meet the kind of guys who hang out at bars and clubs.
I'm just saying that it's inaccurate to say that those are the only guys who find you attractive, and accurate to say that those are the only guys you meet. So your options are to either date those guys, to find a way to meet different guys, or to not date at all.
*pouts and whimpers about being confused and not getting what she wants and kicks the ground*
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 11:37:32 PM
Also, I just got a few calls from a NH number I didn't know, so I didn't answer the first couple. They came rapid fire and didn't leave a message. So, I answered the last one.
Heard a girl gasp, and hang up.
*sings*
Somebody's in trouuuuuuuble....
Yes,
Virginia Nitwit, 18 year olds WILL go through your phone if you leave it unattended and make note of strange numbers, particularly the out of state ones.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 11:43:03 PM
*pouts and whimpers about being confused and not getting what she wants and kicks the ground*
Pft. Stop looking.
Seriously.
Get on with your life. Do what you love. If you find somebody else who loves doing the same things you do, and doing those things brings you together you're golden.
Or, you know, borrow a polearm from the stickjocks, and we'll go hunting at Pennsic. Just don't club this one so hard, that last one was too messy to be any fun. :wink:
The only East Kingdom knight worth it ain't going. *grumbles more*
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:28:00 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 06, 2011, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 09:15:02 PM
My issue is that the only guys that are attracted to me are nerdy/pseudo-nerdy Man-boys. "Normal" guys who have good jobs and treat girls well typically don't dig chicks that dress in Star Wars costumes.
My bet is that it has more to do with how you spend your leisure time, because that's how you generally meet people.
...In the 501st and SCA.
:sad:
Bingo.
You mean pretending to be a Jedi Knight doesn't indicate my obvious manilness and maturity?
Coyote, still loves the cosplayers and recreationalists.
Only if you actually know what to do with your sabers...
Oh, I do. I most assuredly do. :wink:
Back in the day, I would probably have left Suu the fuck alone because she would have been 15 at the time. But if we were peers, I'd have made a play because of the goth/industrial thing, and in spite of the SCA/501 business.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 07, 2011, 12:02:12 AM
Back in the day, I would probably have left Suu the fuck alone because she would have been 15 at the time. But if we were peers, I'd have made a play because of the goth/industrial thing, and in spite of the SCA/501 business.
Only like the ten year olds, huh?
Phox,
Remembers that crack fondly. :lulz:
If there were any rivet nights in Providence, I'd be all over it, but there's not, and Boston is a bitch to get to on Monday nights with no safe way home.
-Suu
The scene is dead. Long live the scene.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
FACT:
DF DOESN'T LIKE BJS
DF IS STILL A DOUCHEBAG
Redundant statement. Part 1 guarantees part 2.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 09:54:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Yeah, AKK's got it.
If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault. She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.
Simple. Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!
WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
This is the question of the century. It's fucking bewildering.
Might wanna fact check that.
Let me help:
We've been together a year and a half and are happy together and have plans to continue to share our lives together.
I just really hope that you run "her" through a washing machine every once in a while.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 06, 2011, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?
The rest of this BOARD is not worth reading, as AKK has fucked it up with his very presence.
I dunno. This is just my observation, but I think everyone saw AKK arrive back on the scene and then wanted to be pissed off by him. I mean, posters with zero experience and only the stuff they've heard from us old timers were starting at angry with him, before he hardly said much. Now, yeah, he obviously was doing some trolling in this thread, but, if he has disrupted this board in any way, in my opinion, people wanted it to be disrupted. I've been reading most of the threads he's posted in and I think he's been much more even keel than he was before.
I mean, I really don't see how he's that much different than someone like Lies, some guy with an alpha-male personality that wants attention.
But, just curious, what did he do to get banned?
Actually he's a seemingly-sociopathic shitneck whose sole value to humanity lies in whatever preventive wisdom can be gleaned from a case study of the most consistently erroneous human being in history, whose streak of wrongness is matched only by the accompanying streak of self-aggrandizing dissertation on the merits of the aforementioned wrongness.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 07, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 06, 2011, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 09:54:44 PM
IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?
The rest of this BOARD is not worth reading, as AKK has fucked it up with his very presence.
I dunno. This is just my observation, but I think everyone saw AKK arrive back on the scene and then wanted to be pissed off by him. I mean, posters with zero experience and only the stuff they've heard from us old timers were starting at angry with him, before he hardly said much. Now, yeah, he obviously was doing some trolling in this thread, but, if he has disrupted this board in any way, in my opinion, people wanted it to be disrupted. I've been reading most of the threads he's posted in and I think he's been much more even keel than he was before.
I mean, I really don't see how he's that much different than someone like Lies, some guy with an alpha-male personality that wants attention.
But, just curious, what did he do to get banned?
Actually he's a seemingly-sociopathic shitneck whose sole value to humanity lies in whatever preventive wisdom can be gleaned from a case study of the most consistently erroneous human being in history, whose streak of wrongness is matched only by the accompanying streak of self-aggrandizing dissertation on the merits of the aforementioned wrongness.
This is good enough for me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM
The Friend Every guy has met one of these. She hangs out, she talks to you (believe it or not, many of us value that), she listens. What she won't do is date you, and acts surprised when you bring it up, despite the fact that you've walked around with your dick nailed to your forehead for the last 3 months. Then women wonder why we go straight for the action. It's usually the only working strategy.
One of the great rewards of Discordia is going back and finding old threads like these, in which I was TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG, and seeing how just how hilariously SMART I THOUGHT I WAS.
It's like this here belt I wear, from when I was FAT AS FUCK. I keep the belt and punch holes in it to make it fit, so that I can see where I was BACK THEN and where I AM TODAY.
In short, I can measure my progress in terms of becoming a better human being.
Wow. When it turns out AKK agrees with you, it's time to reevaluate your outlook on life.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 25, 2013, 06:01:51 PM
Wow. When it turns out AKK agrees with you, it's time to reevaluate your outlook on life.
I didn't even need that. I just needed to USE MY FUCKING BRAIN as something OTHER than a means to keep my ears apart.
Jesus, look how smug I am in the OP.
It would be cringe-worthy, if it weren't so funny.
That one WAS a little...urgh. :lol:
But most of the stuff was great. This got my attention:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:27:17 AM
4. They actively attempt to sabotage the relationships or potential relationships of everyone around them, claiming that the SO or potential SO "doesn't measure up" for one reason or another. Sometimes they're fucking sneaky arse biscuits about it, too. One day, you're doing great with your new girl, the next she won't return your call. Seems your "friend" made a call to your girl and "warned" her. Girl talk, you know? Just trying to "prevent disaster". This translates out to "that relationship isn't about me, so it has to go."
THIS.
THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
There's variations of it, some of them will wait a few months if they think the guy has money. During this time he's "THE ONE" (I hate that expression) according to them (not him) and they'll be on and on about it until you have to AVOID them to keep from getting the bullshit expectations ground into your head.
After a few months they'll hit you up for money. And when you say you don't have it, they'll be all "YOU'RE
BROKE??!?? IF HE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T ASK HIM FOR HELP YOU DON'T NEED HIM, IF HE WAS ANY GOOD HE WOULDN'T LET YOU STARVE TO
DEATH, BLAH BLAH WOOF..."
This kind of shit is so prevalent that we learn at an early age to automatically tune out other women when it comes to guys. Which is a shame, because some women really do have valid points on the subject and
aren't playing bullshit games.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 25, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
That one WAS a little...urgh. :lol:
But most of the stuff was great. This got my attention:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:27:17 AM
4. They actively attempt to sabotage the relationships or potential relationships of everyone around them, claiming that the SO or potential SO "doesn't measure up" for one reason or another. Sometimes they're fucking sneaky arse biscuits about it, too. One day, you're doing great with your new girl, the next she won't return your call. Seems your "friend" made a call to your girl and "warned" her. Girl talk, you know? Just trying to "prevent disaster". This translates out to "that relationship isn't about me, so it has to go."
THIS.
THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
There's variations of it, some of them will wait a few months if they think the guy has money. During this time he's "THE ONE" (I hate that expression) according to them (not him) and they'll be on and on about it until you have to AVOID them to keep from getting the bullshit expectations ground into your head.
After a few months they'll hit you up for money. And when you say you don't have it, they'll be all "YOU'RE BROKE??!?? IF HE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T ASK HIM FOR HELP YOU DON'T NEED HIM, IF HE WAS ANY GOOD HE WOULDN'T LET YOU STARVE TO DEATH, BLAH BLAH WOOF..."
This kind of shit is so prevalent that we learn at an early age to automatically tune out other women when it comes to guys. Which is a shame, because some women really do have valid points on the subject and aren't playing bullshit games.
Yeah, that one still applies. So does the Princess one.
For now, anyway.
But not for long.
:lulz:
Stella, both descriptions can AND DO also apply to guys.
Now that you mention it...yeah. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 25, 2013, 07:01:35 PM
Now that you mention it...yeah. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Granted, this WAS originally written as a response to a thread from Suu in which she spells out all manner of awful stereotypes of guys...
HOWEVERAt what point did that excuse me from committing the same error?
:monkeydance: <--- Herpaderp.
Sometimes we all have to spew. :lol:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 07:03:21 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 25, 2013, 07:01:35 PM
Now that you mention it...yeah. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Granted, this WAS originally written as a response to a thread from Suu in which she spells out all manner of awful stereotypes of guys...
HOWEVER
At what point did that excuse me from committing the same error?
:monkeydance: <--- Herpaderp.
It is in this we learn from our mistakes. Heartbreak does nasty shit to people, and I did piss off some when I posted a thread that I thought was funny and cathartic from myself.
Does this help us grow as individuals, or cringe at our assholic past selves? :horrormirth:
Quote from: Suu on October 25, 2013, 09:06:34 PM
Does this help us grow as individuals, or cringe at our assholic past selves? :horrormirth:
Yes. :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 25, 2013, 05:52:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM
The Friend Every guy has met one of these. She hangs out, she talks to you (believe it or not, many of us value that), she listens. What she won't do is date you, and acts surprised when you bring it up, despite the fact that you've walked around with your dick nailed to your forehead for the last 3 months. Then women wonder why we go straight for the action. It's usually the only working strategy.
One of the great rewards of Discordia is going back and finding old threads like these, in which I was TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG, and seeing how just how hilariously SMART I THOUGHT I WAS.
It's like this here belt I wear, from when I was FAT AS FUCK. I keep the belt and punch holes in it to make it fit, so that I can see where I was BACK THEN and where I AM TODAY.
In short, I can measure my progress in terms of becoming a better human being.
I'm with you on that. I am eternally horrified at the idea of getting stuck, and not being a better person in five years than I am now. Looking at my past asinine posts is good reassurance that at least I'm making progress.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 25, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
That one WAS a little...urgh. :lol:
But most of the stuff was great. This got my attention:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2011, 07:27:17 AM
4. They actively attempt to sabotage the relationships or potential relationships of everyone around them, claiming that the SO or potential SO "doesn't measure up" for one reason or another. Sometimes they're fucking sneaky arse biscuits about it, too. One day, you're doing great with your new girl, the next she won't return your call. Seems your "friend" made a call to your girl and "warned" her. Girl talk, you know? Just trying to "prevent disaster". This translates out to "that relationship isn't about me, so it has to go."
THIS.
THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
There's variations of it, some of them will wait a few months if they think the guy has money. During this time he's "THE ONE" (I hate that expression) according to them (not him) and they'll be on and on about it until you have to AVOID them to keep from getting the bullshit expectations ground into your head.
After a few months they'll hit you up for money. And when you say you don't have it, they'll be all "YOU'RE BROKE??!?? IF HE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T ASK HIM FOR HELP YOU DON'T NEED HIM, IF HE WAS ANY GOOD HE WOULDN'T LET YOU STARVE TO DEATH, BLAH BLAH WOOF..."
This kind of shit is so prevalent that we learn at an early age to automatically tune out other women when it comes to guys. Which is a shame, because some women really do have valid points on the subject and aren't playing bullshit games.
I've never tuned out other women when it comes to guys. In my experience the worst sin of my friends is NOT telling me when a guy is a worthless sack of shit, which is why I have a pact with them now wherein they agree to tell me, and I agree to LISTEN.
I have met some women who are utter sacks of sabotaging shit (particularly the three I mentioned in the dating for dinner thread), but I'm pretty good at avoiding friendship with them.
Win.
There are posts on this forum from my divorce era that I only dimly remember, and kind of hope to never see again... but which I should never forget, because I don't want to be that asshole again.
I'm pretty sure both you and I had our divorces in the February Thread, quite simply the most depressing and cursed thread in the history of PD.
Quite likely. I believe mine dragged out for about three years.