I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?
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:eek:
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?
ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner. Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT. He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.
Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass. AGAIN.
Payne resurrected again.
Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?
ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner. Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT. He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.
Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass. AGAIN.
Payne resurrected again.
Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.
Oh, good. I was afraid something was wrong here.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
I'm on the internet again.
What have I been missing?
ECH rejected his new butthole transplant in a spectacular manner. Bystanders weren't horrified, they were KILLED OUTRIGHT. He is currently undergoing emergency surgery to have a titanium replacement installed.
Cain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass. AGAIN.
Payne resurrected again.
Tucson has the sandstorm thingie going on, so my interbutts are sporadic.
Oh, good. I was afraid something was wrong here.
Well, RWHN got the boot.
And we had a big scrap about atheism, and the usual suspects are LEAVING FOREVER.
But other than that, business as usual.
What did he do to finally get kicked? I'm lazy, I know. But I have internet for maybe twelve hours, and there seems to be more interesting things to read up on here.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
What did he do to finally get kicked? I'm lazy, I know. But I have internet for maybe twelve hours, and there seems to be more interesting things to read up on here.
He demanded that Faust go through my posts and the posts of a few others, and edit out anything he didn't like.
Faust agreed, on the condition that RWHN would stay away for a time. ECH then banned him, with pretty much the full support of damn near everyone, on account of that demand.
Jesus.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Jesus.
Still hasn't showed up yet.
Christ, what an asshole.
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Let me know when you get around to that. I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Oh yeah. I had that happen when I was in London and needed access to my gmail.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Let me know when you get around to that. I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.
I hear kale is popular these days. Should be a good substitution for cabbage, too.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
Glad it's only almost!
Who's the troll?
Wafflesomethingorother
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
Glad it's only almost!
Who's the troll?
Carnival, I think.
Hostility troll. Nothing special.
Ah. Sucks. I was hopping for a proper troll.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:31:30 PM
Ah. Sucks. I was hopping for a proper troll.
Me too. Hence the :argh!:
This promises to be fun: https://www.facebook.com/sleskypants/posts/586000498103318
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:52:37 PM
This promises to be fun: https://www.facebook.com/sleskypants/posts/586000498103318
I don't come to trolls. Trolls come to me, damnit!
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
Glad it's only almost!
Who's the troll?
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 07:26:02 PM
Wafflesomethingorother
I planned out the rest of my semesters at Bunker Hill, had to scrap it, redo it, went holy shit, I might be able to do it better and redid it again as a best possible scenario thing.
I've also decided to pursue a doctorate after I get my BS in Biology.
Also, I have a moustache, but you were aware of that fact.
Oh! Bearman and Jewcat came to visit Boston, which they plan on making their home, and they met me and LMNO. Gogira would have been there but her phone was dead.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
:lulz:
Quote from: carnival on November 07, 2013, 11:59:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.
Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:
:lulz:
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2013, 11:34:07 PM
I planned out the rest of my semesters at Bunker Hill, had to scrap it, redo it, went holy shit, I might be able to do it better and redid it again as a best possible scenario thing.
I've also decided to pursue a doctorate after I get my BS in Biology.
Also, I have a moustache, but you were aware of that fact.
That's awesome.
Your mustache is lovely!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2013, 11:49:33 PM
Oh! Bearman and Jewcat came to visit Boston, which they plan on making their home, and they met me and LMNO. Gogira would have been there but her phone was dead.
Who killed gogiras phone?!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:12:50 AM
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Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2013, 11:34:07 PM
I planned out the rest of my semesters at Bunker Hill, had to scrap it, redo it, went holy shit, I might be able to do it better and redid it again as a best possible scenario thing.
I've also decided to pursue a doctorate after I get my BS in Biology.
Also, I have a moustache, but you were aware of that fact.
That's awesome.
Your mustache is lovely!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 07, 2013, 11:49:33 PM
Oh! Bearman and Jewcat came to visit Boston, which they plan on making their home, and they met me and LMNO. Gogira would have been there but her phone was dead.
Who killed gogiras phone?!
Gogira, presumably, since she texted me two days later.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 12:43:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:12:50 AM
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akk.li, huh?
AKK.li.
AKK?
Also, get the fuck out of Waffles' thread, you stupid asshole. Spag up mine if you like.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:48:34 AM
Also, get the fuck out of Waffles' thread, you stupid asshole. Spag up mine if you like.
:lulz:
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:48:34 AM
Also, get the fuck out of Waffles' thread, you stupid asshole. Spag up mine if you like.
's OK. I'm intrigued as to what it'll do in here.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:48:34 AM
Also, get the fuck out of Waffles' thread, you stupid asshole. Spag up mine if you like.
's OK. I'm intrigued as to what it'll do in here.
It's not particularly entertaining or interesting. Just spaggy for the sake of spagginess.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 01:04:10 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 08, 2013, 12:48:34 AM
Also, get the fuck out of Waffles' thread, you stupid asshole. Spag up mine if you like.
's OK. I'm intrigued as to what it'll do in here.
It's not particularly entertaining or interesting. Just spaggy for the sake of spagginess.
Shucks. I'd hoped for some entertainment.
Hey, carnival. Get better at trolling, plz.
I'm actually not here to troll.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Let me know when you get around to that. I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.
I hear kale is popular these days. Should be a good substitution for cabbage, too.
A little quinoa would be good with that.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:59:00 PM
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.
I think all the good ones died.
Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:30:44 AM
Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.
I thought I already had?
:lulz:
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.
A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.
Let me know when you get around to that. I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.
I hear kale is popular these days. Should be a good substitution for cabbage, too.
A little quinoa would be good with that.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:59:00 PM
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.
I think all the good ones died.
There has to be someone left, somewhere.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.
Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do. If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.
Just saying. You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it. I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™. It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 04:41:04 AM
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
YEah! You make me fucking uncomfortable all right!
But hang on... I think this here is your net contribution so far:
I take life less seriously then ALL the people.
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
I like your shit OP.So the question that comes to mind is.... AND?
Why are you mad? :?
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:30:44 AM
Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.
I thought I already had?
You probably friended my other me, who hasn't been on in a coon's age.
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:36:29 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:59:00 PM
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.
I think all the good ones died.
There has to be someone left, somewhere.
We can only hope.
And if one is found, we need to get a tissue sample so that we can clone it.
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
Why are you mad? :?
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.
My bad.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..
I have no hard feelings about this.
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.
My bad.
I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 08, 2013, 03:33:05 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.
Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do. If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.
Just saying. You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it. I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™. It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.
Respond with appropriate faced characters. Too many words, not enough face.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 04:41:04 AM
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
Edgy. Haxxor.
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:00:53 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 04:41:04 AM
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
YEah! You make me fucking uncomfortable all right!
But hang on... I think this here is your net contribution so far:
I take life less seriously then ALL the people.
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.
Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.
I like your shit OP.
So the question that comes to mind is.... AND?
STOP BEING COOL. :lulz:
No seriously, high five.
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 05:54:18 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..
I have no hard feelings about this.
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.
My bad.
I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.
Oh did you? Get your eyes examined! Our your head. :)
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 06:12:09 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 05:54:18 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..
I have no hard feelings about this.
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.
My bad.
I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.
Oh did you? Get your eyes examined! Our your head. :)
No, look, really, I just have this feeling that you are in the process of making the very same mistake I was making about two years ago in spades.
Check out my post history if you have plenty of time obnoxiously boring stuff!
Alternatively, just try to entertain the notion that in their own Special Way
TM, people are actually being friendly and helpful with you, and they sincerely mean what they tell you, except possibly Roger. And Nigel. (for starters)
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 06:22:14 AM
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 06:12:09 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 05:54:18 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..
I have no hard feelings about this.
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.
My bad.
I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.
Oh did you? Get your eyes examined! Our your head. :)
No, look, really, I just have this feeling that you are in the process of making the very same mistake I was making about two years ago in spades.
Check out my post history if you have plenty of time obnoxiously boring stuff!
Alternatively, just try to entertain the notion that in their own Special WayTM, people are actually being friendly and helpful with you, and they sincerely mean what they tell you, except possibly Roger. And Nigel. (for starters)
And Doktor Blight. If only Twid were around to give this guy the benefit of the doubt.
Devious fuckers, the lot of 'em.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:28:38 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:30:44 AM
Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.
I thought I already had?
You probably friended my other me, who hasn't been on in a coon's age.
Ah. Need to Tarald down the other you then.