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Messages - Q. G. Pennyworth

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Or Kill Me / Goddamn Girl
« on: August 01, 2020, 09:07:56 pm »
Goddamn girl you are worth fighting for and you are worth your bullshit
You have to remember there are people who love you with their whole hearts
Even when you arenít looking
People who will hold you in your weakness and your crazy
Who want better for you than this
Get your shit together
Make something beautiful out of this hole in your chest
Fuck somebody who wants to fuck you
Cry and scream and dig your nails in
Feel alive for five seconds
Do something that makes you want to keep breathing
To wake up tomorrow
You know you can't keep torturing yourself like this
He is not worth it no amount of dick in the world is worth it
You dumbfuck get up off the ground already
And live

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 31, 2020, 07:58:57 pm »
Altered: get your ass to a COVID test. Cardiac events in our age bracket are a potential symptom.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:02:17 am »
Still not dead yet.

Literate Chaotic / Love is Not Respect
« on: July 11, 2020, 02:34:34 am »
Love is not respect
It is not earned
Is not evaluated
It is not answerable to

Love is not up for debate
It is unreasonable
Uninterested in your dignity
Or better judgment

Love is not comfort
Not serendipity
Not complacency
It is not settled for

Love is not bribeable
Is not reliable
It does not take criticism
Constructive or otherwise

Love is not respect
It cannot be won
Or persuaded
It is not answerable to

Apple Talk / Seven Butts
« on: July 11, 2020, 02:33:48 am »
Today is seven butts
And that may sound like a lot
But itís important to remember
That there are days that are significantly butt-ier
Days of dozens, thousands, millions of butts
The kind of days where you canít seem to get out of bed
For the weight of all the butts on top of you
Infinite butts stretching out into the horizon
Obscuring the sun and moon and all the stars
Not leaving the slightest glimmer
In the fart-scented dark

Today is just seven butts.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...
« on: July 03, 2020, 10:05:53 pm »
I know he's left, but for any other mouthbreathers still around, the early data is pretty promising that the protests did not do much in the way of spreading the virus. Current working theory is that mask usage was very high.

Nazis at the statehouse today, waving their sonnenrad flag.

Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: June 27, 2020, 03:18:09 am »
Knives Out
Come for the A E S T H E T I C murder mystery, stay for the brutal takedown of the American bourgeois.

Apple Talk / Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« on: June 23, 2020, 06:04:17 am »
I dont get it. Is that supposed to be a quote from Germ? Did Germ catch on fire after raiding altered's lair? IS GERM OKAY?

Apple Talk / Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« on: June 21, 2020, 09:42:24 pm »
The person whose safety I am most concerned for now is this Germ fellow. Altered has more teeth than anyone needs.

Literate Chaotic / Re: A koan
« on: June 17, 2020, 10:47:58 pm »

Or Kill Me / Re: Push the button already
« on: June 16, 2020, 06:08:34 pm »
V3x you're being an ass

Literate Chaotic / Re: A koan
« on: June 12, 2020, 07:11:21 pm »
Daibai said to Baso, ďWhatís with all those koans where the novice asks the master for wisdom and the master is like ĎWash your bowlí or something mundane, and hearing this, the novice was enlightened?Ē
Hearing this, Baso was enlightened.
Daibai said, ďSee what I mean? What I said wasnít enlightening at all.Ē
Baso was even more enlightened.
Daibai said, ďStop iĖď

I like this! can I do it up as a page for Holy Nonsense?

Or Kill Me / Re: But I'm Fine
« on: June 07, 2020, 09:16:45 pm »
The first three lines are nearly verbatim me, Ali Velshi, and the dude who lost his eye. Needs a little more work but I wanted to vomit it somewhere before it fizzled

Or Kill Me / But I'm Fine
« on: June 05, 2020, 12:41:31 am »
I got pepper sprayed but Iím fine
They trapped me and beat me with their bikes but Iím fine
I got hit in the leg with a rubber bullet but Iím fine
My eye ruptured when they fired a tear gas canister at my head and I am probably going to lose it after surgery tomorrow but Iím fine
but Iím fine
but Iím fine
but Iím fine
We keep saying it because we are breathing
Because others are not breathing
Because we donít want you to worry
Because we donít want to take up too much space
but Iím fine
And how much more would have to happen
how much do we need beaten out of us
How many tears do we shed
Before we admit we are not fine?
They are shooting at us
They are arresting us
They are running cars through us
But Iím fine
Iím not

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