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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: August 15, 2019, 07:28:52 pm »
Who's mangrove?

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Principia Discussion / Re: PD made it to Hacker News front page
« on: August 13, 2019, 02:46:33 pm »
How did you convince everyone that discordianism existed before 2014? I know people who'd be very interested in that sort of tech.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Nazi Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 05:13:47 pm »
It is a weird reversal.

Any logical eco-fascistic genocide would target white people.

Or the corporate offices of about 70-100 companies. But yes.

Lots of innocent people need to die or it doesn't feel like a glorious and heroic fight for survival.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Nazi Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 01:17:11 pm »
It is a weird reversal.

Any logical eco-fascistic genocide would target white people.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 08, 2019, 01:46:49 pm »
Group of scientists find a reliable, cheap, D.I.Y. way to destroy the planet while working on a new theory. Now they need to come up with tons of legit sounding fake science to hide this from public.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Nazi Thread
« on: August 08, 2019, 11:31:49 am »
Well of-fucking-course humanity would use the Gods Holy Biblical Apocalypse as a mere political tool and squabble on about stuff they've argued on from the beginning of the time.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 01, 2019, 10:13:04 pm »
Welp, at least I didn't have time to grow attached to this planet.

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: August 01, 2019, 04:05:35 pm »
"I'll join the nazi party if I don't get laid" must be one of the scummiest pick-up lines.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: August 01, 2019, 12:12:08 pm »
You can have an ear, but be very quiet about or you'll end up hooked up in a snot harvesting machine like all the other actual people.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 31, 2019, 08:57:36 am »
Your snot does that?

Can I have more?

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 31, 2019, 12:52:37 am »
DAY 35

The throat pain seems to be going worse. On top of that I keep constantly falling asleep and waking up to the extent that it's hard to know what is real anymore. I know the voices and the shadowy figures cannot be, but hell, they scare the shit out of me nevertheless. The most terrifying is the stuff that could be real. Knocks on the door, voices in the upstairs, etc.

I swear they are talking about me. How they are going to break into my apartment and sacrifice me to their cruel and obscure god. Or sneak in from the window to rearrange my forks.

Maybe they just stay in their flat with all their spy gear and watch me as I wank. Listen to me as I try to play instruments I once loved. Smell my sweat and piss I cannot bother to wash off. All this while judging. Making little markings in their notebooks, sending reports to their superiors who make the decision about when do I mysteriously disappear in a poof of letters about me moving to Argentina.
 
I would never move to Argentina.

They have also infiltrated my friends. Maybe all of them. Maybe there never been any friends, and all the social interactions I've ever done have been a delicate plot to get me just into their hands, so that they could squash me for no apparent reason just to feed their own power trip.

That's what people do when they get power, right? Use all their resources to mess with me, a clearly dangerous individual with niche ideas and behavior. Not with the cheap mass with better votes to penny ratio. Gosh, I must have caught egotism. Again.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 29, 2019, 06:57:27 am »
I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

Extremely dangerous. You should develop intense anxiety about it, that's the only way to save yourself.

DAY ONE:

There's a slight throat pain and my cheeks are going numb. The pain is possibly caused by screaming, as well as swallowing chemicals in great amounts. I'm not that worried yet as there's no way of knowing which of the symptoms are part of the hangover before it settles.

Isn't it possible to get AIDS from exchanging bodily fluids? I've heard there's these parasites with a reproductive cycle going through noses.
I should really learn not to pick it. I never wash my hands.

Voices in my head prescribe me a couple days of rest and instruct me to follow the situation. In no case should I get anything useful done. Just relax and watch porn for the potentially last days of my existence in effort to maximize my hedonistic potential.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 28, 2019, 11:53:32 pm »
I might have snorted some nasal mucus from another person. Is it dangerous to do?

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I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin  :fap:
That's terrible! We have to send a rocket up there to ensure it hits only bad people!

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Or Kill Me / Re: Your audience doesn't care
« on: July 25, 2019, 08:08:28 am »
Either AI is getting pretty impressive, or pinealists never were.

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