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[Todd Blanche's Goal Is To Make Sure That "Being A Christian ... Is Actually A Benefit"]

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - Today at 06:40:30 PM

Todd Blanche's Goal Is To Make Sure That "Being A Christian ... Is Actually A Benefit"

As per this short article, and its accompanying video:

"During a call organized by the White House Faith Office last night, Todd Blanche said that his goal is to make sure that "God is front and center again" and that "being a Christian in this country ... is actually a benefit."" 

So, now there's a "White House Faith Office." I guess I either didn't get the memo, or didn't bother to read it. But, anyway, I thought the primary goal of the Turd Reich was to actually make being a greedy oligarch even more of a benefit.

[The Department of War just released the fourth tranche of records under PURSUE. The first tranche was released on May 8, 2026. Scroll down to view the fourth tranche, released on July 10, 2026.]

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High Weirdness / Re: Will NASA Diminish the UFO...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - Today at 06:06:46 PM

The POSOTUS and his Turd Reich have unleashed some much chaos upon the world that I almost forgot about this one:

The Department of War just released the fourth tranche of records under PURSUE. The first tranche was released on May 8, 2026. Scroll down to view the fourth tranche, released on July 10, 2026.

Apparently, under the Turd Reich, the dissemination of UFO "information" is now too important to be entrusted to NASA, so this important task has been delegated to "The Department of War."

And, if you can't trust Whiskey Pete and his "The Department of War" to give you the honest, true facts, who can you trust?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Clacton By-Election

Last post by Faust - Yesterday at 09:58:14 PM

I thought the finest moment in British politics was Teresa May having to take the stage with Lord BucketHead


If Farage loses to Count Binface, the entirety of reform should resign in disgrace.

[Pat Paulsen, 69, a Parodist Of Presidential Doubletalk]

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Clacton By-Election

Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 30, 2026, 10:12:07 PM

Your post reminded me of one of 'Merica's most successful political pranksters:

Pat Paulsen, 69, a Parodist Of Presidential Doubletalk

As per this article:

"Mr. Paulsen became a household name in 1968 when he announced on ''The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour'' that he was running for President under the Straight Talking American Government Party, or the S.T.A.G. Party.

The joke took on a life of its own, as he campaigned in one election after another, using slogans like ''We Cannot Stand Pat,'' ''We Can Be Decisive, Probably,'' and ''United We Sit.'' At last summer's Democratic National Convention in Chicago, he promised: ''If elected, I will win.''"

I wouldn't be at all surprised if no one reading this post remembers, or has even heard of Pat Paulsen. But, back in the days of TV antennas, and only three national (3) networks, Pat attracted a huge 'Merican audience.

It's good to read that the tradition lives on in the UK.

[Bonus Points]

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Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!

Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 30, 2026, 07:01:51 PM

If it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.

Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.

And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.

Well kinda. I got 500g of trimmed free range organic chicken livers from the butcher. Made his cake out of half and made pate for the people guests out of the other half. I'd have made him pate too but butter & brandy play havoc with doggy digestion.

Close enough. You and your dog can share the Bonus Points.

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Aneristic Illusions / Clacton By-Election

Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - July 30, 2026, 05:17:05 PM

Not sure if anyone here looks at UK politics all too often, but essentially, Nigel Farage, the main frontman for Reform UK (Formerly the Brexit Party) has decided to attempt to prove the people are behind him by "stepping down" and triggering a by-election for the parliamentary constituency, which he will also be running in. No other major party is touching the shitshow with a ten foot pole, meaning theoretically he would have an uncontested feel good victory in order to distract from some of the scrutiny he's been under for various reasons (largely undisclosed gifts and possible bribes). He would be running uncontested, however someone without any major party backing has decided that a one-person contest wouldn't do. Thus, the main competitors in the Clacton by-election are of course an absolute joke of a man, and the honorable Count Binface, who has pledged to build at least one affordable house, and not be Nigel Farage. Despite 87% of Clacton voting Reform in 24, in the polls Binface is doing better off, with Nigel doing worse than the option of electing neither. However, no matter who wins the election, I would like to thank Count Binface for making it so that now, the leader of Reform UK will always be remembered as the man who ran against the trash can, and be haunted by the closeness of that competition.

[Bonus Points]

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Principia Discussion / Re: Happy Maybe Day everyone!

Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - July 30, 2026, 04:51:29 AM

If it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.

Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.

And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.

Well kinda. I got 500g of trimmed free range organic chicken livers from the butcher. Made his cake out of half and made pate for the people guests out of the other half. I'd have made him pate too but butter & brandy play havoc with doggy digestion.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck you.

Last post by Faust - July 30, 2026, 12:01:47 AM

Im struggling for what to say, perhaps nothing is best, but I dont want to leave what you've said unmarked.

This is the phrase we use, everything else is redundant and deminishes. Its formal, but I mean this truly.

I'm sorry for your loss.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Pergamos - July 29, 2026, 04:33:55 PM

I'm personally happy to see folks on the right who hate Trump,  they do tend to be batshit, but sometimes they are aware of things that Liberals or the Left are not.

[Alex Jones: Trump Admin Covering Up Charlie Kirk Murder]

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - July 29, 2026, 03:13:30 PM

Some cult propagandists just aren't getting the attention, and, of course, the money they crave these days. But, I suppose that's to be expected. With so many turds floating around in the Turd Reich, some have to end up far from the center of the cesspool.

Alex Jones: Trump Admin Covering Up Charlie Kirk Murder

In any case, I'm fine with the turds themselves publicly criticizing the Turd Reich.

This turd has floated the top of the Trump-Epstein Memorial Reflection Pool yet again. Apparently, this cult propagandist still isn't getting the attention, and money he craves.

Alex Jones Calls For Trump's Immediate Impeachment, Warns of Full Ground Invasion of Iran: 'We are Facing Tyranny!'

As per this article:

"Alex Jones, the far-right conspiracy theorist who was once one of President Donald Trump's earliest and most loyal backers, called on Tuesday for the president's immediate impeachment.

In a lengthy rant shared to his over 4 million followers on X, Jones accused Trump of trying to bring back the national draft ahead of a full-scale ground invasion of Iran. He went so far as to claim Trump will use "total war" to "take our freedoms, nationalize everything, and push us aside with AI—total liability, immunity, and protection.""

So, I can't help but wonder if this turd is crazy enough to believe that he might actually be drafted to fight in Iran.