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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Pergamos - Yesterday at 05:01:31 PM

fuck it, do we have a betting pool around California seceding yet?

I'm more interested in who joins them.  My hope is the whole west coast goes, and then splits up, after the threat of being reabsorbed by the union ends.  I'd rather be part of Canada than part of the same country as California, personally, but I'd definitely pick an independent west coast over the union as it stands.

[Ted Cruz Says 'Let's Stop Attacking Pedophiles' in Awkward Gaffe]

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 01, 2025, 04:38:14 AM

Ted Cruz Says 'Let's Stop Attacking Pedophiles' in Awkward Gaffe

I'm scoring this one as a "Freudian slip," rather than an "Awkward Gaffe," given Carnival Cruz's well documented support of the POSOTUS.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 01, 2025, 02:12:59 AM

Geez, it's called the dark side of the moon for a reason. So, plan your vacation trip accordingly, and pack some warmer clothes.

Far side of the moon may be colder than the near side, lunar rocks suggest

And, as the dark side of the moon has been giving Mother Earth the cold shoulder for eons, this really shouldn't be that much of a surprise.

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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder - October 01, 2025, 12:11:07 AM

fuck it, do we have a betting pool around California seceding yet?

#5

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...

Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder - September 30, 2025, 11:54:11 PM

We flew my mom out to AZ to get her into a nursing home. she is currently neo dodging all our attempts to get her to step foot into it, and her coming home isn't an option. FML

[Lindsey Graham Revives Trump's Russian 'Golden Shower' Rumor]

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 29, 2025, 08:21:59 PM

I guess the loyal senator believes that bringing up the "Trump/Russian Prostitutes Golden Showers" scandal, is the best way to distract us from the "Epstein/Trump Files" scandal.

Lindsey Graham Revives Trump's Russian 'Golden Shower' Rumor

So, thank you for reminding us, Senator. We had almost forgotten about that one. And, it really is an oldie but a goodie!

[MEDBED HOSPITALS: THE NEW ERA IN HEALTHCARE]

#7

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Political Video Clips

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 28, 2025, 08:06:38 PM

MEDBED HOSPITALS: THE NEW ERA IN HEALTHCARE

I'm pretty sure they don't cure antisocial personality disorder (ASPD).

[I hate James Comey as much as anyone, but...]

#8

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 28, 2025, 02:25:24 PM

I was tempted to start a new topic titled "The Malicious Prosecution of James Comey." But, I doubt this specific threat to our democracy will last long enough to warrant it. And, of course, this nonsense wouldn't be happening at all if every childish whim of the POSOTUS wasn't being unquestioningly validated by his cult following.

In any case, this article clearly sums up my thoughts and feelings on the subject:     I hate James Comey as much as anyone, but...

#9

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - September 28, 2025, 04:13:41 AM

Had a fun neuro textbook with a section called "This is Your Brain on Endocanibinoids" with a shit ton of fractals in the background

[Going back to work after the Rapture didn't happen]

#10

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 27, 2025, 08:16:10 PM

On Wednesday, I had some good laughs with people about the Rapture. But, I don't doubt there are gullible people out there who did take it seriously. Now, I'm wondering out many incidents like the one lampooned in this video clip actually did happen:     Going back to work after the Rapture didn't happen