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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Abbot Mythos - Today at 08:27:01 AMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on June 20, 2026, 08:35:19 PMIn simple terms, the Iranian theocracy has won this little war. And, they know they are now stronger than they've ever been. And so, it's now just a matter of them extracting the reparations they want from us, and they also know time is on their side.The original interview this article is based upon is behind a WSJ paywall. But, this is a short summary:
The POSOTUS believed he had the military capability to force a regime change in Iran simply by ordering a short bombing campaign. But, the result of his failed bombing campaign is that the Iranian theocracy now has the capability to severely weaken the Turd Reich. And, although the Iranian theocracy can not actually destroy the Turd Reich outright, they can easily weaken it by occasionally restricting the flow of oil through the Straits of Hormuz.
Therefore, I see no reason for the Iranian theocracy to come to any kind of a final agreement with the Turd Reich prior to the U.S. Midterm elections.
As per this article:
"Legendary GOP operative Karl Rove predicted the Iranians would try to hurt President Donald Trump in this fall's midterm elections by creating problems during a Fox News hit over the weekend.
Rove made the point shortly after anchor Paul Gigot observed that Trump "has some persuading to do to convince the public" that the United States' war with Iran has been successful."
And, as per further along in this article:
""Well, even if it happens, I'm not convinced that it's going to be that dispositive, that that's going to determine the outcome, the election, [it] will help, obviously. But look, we're not the only ones who know this. We're not the only ones paying attention to oil prices," replied Rove. "Remember, all of these negotiations with Iran need to be completed by the middle of August. The Iranians are not dumb. They know that the fall campaign starts in earnest on Labor Day. I would not be surprised to see them attempt to have an influence on the outcome by creating problems in mid-August, and causing oil prices to rise and uncertainty to grow.""
And so, I'm obviously not the only one who suspects the Iranians are going to continue to toy with the POSOTUS and his Turd Reich.
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - June 26, 2026, 11:24:47 AMUnfortunately, this MAGAt represents a congressional district with a Cook Partisan Voting Index (Cook PVI) of R+10:
As per this article:
"House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-MN) apparently decided this was the week to stop mincing words. At a recent event, Emmer declared he was "done being even the least bit careful" before informing his Somali-American constituents that they "don't assimilate" and should "go the hell back to where they came from" if they don't.
Emmer represents Minnesota's 6th District, home to one of the largest Somali-American communities in the country. Emmer does not appear to have considered the irony of telling his own constituents to leave.
"Guess what? There is nothing racist about calling out a criminal," he said. "So when I say that..."House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-MN) apparently decided this was the week to stop mincing words. At a recent event, Emmer declared he was "done being even the least bit careful" before informing his Somali-American constituents that they "don't assimilate" and should "go the hell back to where they came from" if they don't.
Emmer represents Minnesota's 6th District, home to one of the largest Somali-American communities in the country. Emmer does not appear to have considered the irony of telling his own constituents to leave.
"Guess what? There is nothing racist about calling out a criminal," he said. "So when I say that...""
This article continues on about this particular incident in detail. But, you get the idea. In the Turd Reich under the POSOTUS, they don't have to hide their identities behind their ol' KKK white hoods anymore.
"He said this out loud. Weird flex, Tom. "
As per this article:
"House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-MN) apparently decided this was the week to stop mincing words. At a recent event, Emmer declared he was "done being even the least bit careful" before informing his Somali-American constituents that they "don't assimilate" and should "go the hell back to where they came from" if they don't.
Emmer represents Minnesota's 6th District, home to one of the largest Somali-American communities in the country. Emmer does not appear to have considered the irony of telling his own constituents to leave.
"Guess what? There is nothing racist about calling out a criminal," he said. "So when I say that..."House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-MN) apparently decided this was the week to stop mincing words. At a recent event, Emmer declared he was "done being even the least bit careful" before informing his Somali-American constituents that they "don't assimilate" and should "go the hell back to where they came from" if they don't.
Emmer represents Minnesota's 6th District, home to one of the largest Somali-American communities in the country. Emmer does not appear to have considered the irony of telling his own constituents to leave.
"Guess what? There is nothing racist about calling out a criminal," he said. "So when I say that...""
This article continues on about this particular incident in detail. But, you get the idea. In the Turd Reich under the POSOTUS, they don't have to hide their identities behind their ol' KKK white hoods anymore.
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - June 25, 2026, 11:35:43 AMI think AOC explained this situation well:
As per this article:
"Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) waded into the controversy surrounding the algae- and peeling paint-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on Tuesday.
Asked by the MeidasTouch Network for her take on the fallout from President Donald Trump's troubled $14 million renovation project, the New York Democrat suggested the problems were predictable given the current White House's anti-science agenda.
"I mean, when you defund science research, when you don't really understand the first thing about science, yeah, they talked a bunch of smack," she said.
Ocasio-Cortez then zinged: "They said they had to repaint the pool and now they've turned the place into a swamp. They turned it into an actual swamp."
The "swamp" of Washington, D.C., was, of course, what Trump repeatedly vowed to drain during his three presidential campaigns."
So, it looks to me like it's time for a remake of that old Swamp Thing movie. Perhaps the people at The Onion would be interested in taking the project on. After all, they seem pretty flush with cash these days.
"The New York Democrat also explained why the debacle was predictable."
As per this article:
"Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) waded into the controversy surrounding the algae- and peeling paint-plagued Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on Tuesday.
Asked by the MeidasTouch Network for her take on the fallout from President Donald Trump's troubled $14 million renovation project, the New York Democrat suggested the problems were predictable given the current White House's anti-science agenda.
"I mean, when you defund science research, when you don't really understand the first thing about science, yeah, they talked a bunch of smack," she said.
Ocasio-Cortez then zinged: "They said they had to repaint the pool and now they've turned the place into a swamp. They turned it into an actual swamp."
The "swamp" of Washington, D.C., was, of course, what Trump repeatedly vowed to drain during his three presidential campaigns."
So, it looks to me like it's time for a remake of that old Swamp Thing movie. Perhaps the people at The Onion would be interested in taking the project on. After all, they seem pretty flush with cash these days.
#4
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Bruno - June 25, 2026, 05:37:13 AMCEO @ Himeobs International
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#5
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Pergamos - June 24, 2026, 05:50:16 PMQuote from: Bruno on June 24, 2026, 02:55:28 AMI wouldn't even know how to find Cain on FB.
I would like to know...
Cain Aerte, located in Luxembourg
#6
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Bruno - June 24, 2026, 02:57:47 AMThey just can't keep Michelle's dick out of their mouths, can they?
#7
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Bruno - June 24, 2026, 02:55:28 AMI wouldn't even know how to find Cain on FB.
I would like to know...
I would like to know...
#8
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Faust - June 22, 2026, 10:56:32 PMMy loss, im not on any of the socials
#9
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Iran
Last post by Doktor Howl - June 22, 2026, 10:22:00 PMQuote from: Faust on June 20, 2026, 10:11:29 PMIts times like these I really miss Cain's opinionHe is very forthcoming on FB.
I don't expect he'll pop in as Cram sometimes does.
#10
Principia Discussion / Re: Have a Slack Sloth Day
Last post by Abbot Mythos - June 22, 2026, 05:01:25 AM'Tis the 27th day of the Season of Confusion in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and time to not give a damn about celebrating the Confusloth Whollyday.
Carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
Carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!