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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
March 11, 2011, 10:03:20 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
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reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!

You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad.  Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie.  If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.

i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission.  :argh!:

jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti.  i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...

If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
oh! i know the place!  it's called trail dust steakhouse.  it's one of those places where they cut off your tie if you wear one and hang it on the wall.  all the servers are in full cowboy attire and do line dances.
it's where all the japanese business men are taken for 'that real texas experience.'


You're shitting me.   :lulz:


aaah. it's a bust.
even though it's a texas parody of texas, they still have a decent selection of salads. :(
if i order a ten dollar ceasar, they'll just think i'm a pansy and bring it out without much ado...


WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TEXAS?  :x

Instead, go to the local cowtown bar and order a sasaparilla.  If that doesn't have any effect, rename Texas to "Portlandia".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#76
March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!

Requia ☣

#77
March 11, 2011, 11:21:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:57:18 PM
So get a Mormon to snag you a copy.

Martyrdom is all well and good, but not required.

None of the Mormons I know are allowed in either.  You have to do all sorts of shit like turn over ten percent of your income to the church and not (get caught) drinking coffee or booze, not get divorced without church approval, things like that.

I'm thinking I'll track down the print shop they come from or the garbage bin they end up in.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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#78
March 11, 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Sock it to me.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Rumckle

#79
March 11, 2011, 11:48:14 PM
Alright, give me my quest!


I'm still in Australia.

(PS just don't make me fight a kangaroo, those things are nasty.)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Remington

#80
March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
Is it plugged in?

leln

#81
March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.

What's my quest?
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

The Good Reverend Roger

#82
March 12, 2011, 12:52:21 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 11, 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Sock it to me.

You will design a WOMP commemorating all the soldiers who died to keep the Philippines American.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine%E2%80%93American_War
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#83
March 12, 2011, 12:53:04 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on March 11, 2011, 11:48:14 PM
Alright, give me my quest!


I'm still in Australia.

(PS just don't make me fight a kangaroo, those things are nasty.)

You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.

CC to me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
March 12, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.

You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of his nose.  CC to me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#85
March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.

What's my quest?

You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#86
March 12, 2011, 01:06:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.

What's my quest?

You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.

This made me go

:magick:

Don Coyote

#87
March 12, 2011, 01:13:05 AM
I BESEECHETH THEE TO GRANTETH ME A QUEST FORWITH I MAYETH ENTERETH THE GREASTETH PLACE IN THE HEAVENS.

I am somewhere in Seattle, near Pikes Market for remainder of this day. If not.....Fort Lewis.

Kai

#88
March 12, 2011, 01:32:45 AM
Reverend, I am asking of you a quest MOST HOLY. I beseech thee.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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The Good Reverend Roger

#89
March 12, 2011, 01:44:10 AM
Quote from: aedh on March 12, 2011, 01:13:05 AM
I BESEECHETH THEE TO GRANTETH ME A QUEST FORWITH I MAYETH ENTERETH THE GREASTETH PLACE IN THE HEAVENS.

I am somewhere in Seattle, near Pikes Market for remainder of this day. If not.....Fort Lewis.

You will seek out Josh Mills at Fort Lewis, and drink many bourbon with him.  He is infantry, that's your only other clue.

Tell him Roger sent you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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